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"how can you choose between one person??  "In the same way you could choose to have lunch with Dr Jeckyl or dinner with Mr Hyde | |||
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I'm a human being with emotions and feelings, well...okay... I'm an alien hybrid with few scruples but you get the idea...
...anyway it's all a matter of time streams and time-space worm holey thingies anyway... so it doesn't matter who you choose.
There is no winner here...
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I'd better fucking wun though or I won't be happy.    | |||
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" Who has the better rear " Im having serious withdrawl symptoms here Where is Funky Monkeys bum gone ?? I was checking it out in repsonse to above question ....honest | |||
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" Who has the better rear Im having serious withdrawl symptoms here Where is Funky Monkeys bum gone ?? I was checking it out in repsonse to above question ....honest "It's having a rest It takes quite an effort to maintain that pose you know! | |||
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"42ah the meaning of life.." No, it's my cell number | |||
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"The fact both of our time traveling instances frequent this forum regularly means there's only one winner here folks and that's fabswingers.com! Can I get a HIGH FIVE!" 55555555555555555555555555555555555 | |||
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"The fact both of our time traveling instances frequent this forum regularly means there's only one winner here folks and that's fabswingers.com! Can I get a HIGH FIVE! 55555555555555555555555555555555555" Higher!  | |||
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"The fact both of our time traveling instances frequent this forum regularly means there's only one winner here folks and that's fabswingers.com! Can I get a HIGH FIVE! 55555555555555555555555555555555555 Higher! "66666666666666666666666666666666666 | |||
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"to the side and let it slide.. "You know it girlfriend! Psyche! | |||
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"to the side and let it slide..
You know it girlfriend!
Psyche!" | |||
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"both very funny gents" VOTE REJECTED: Please only circle one candidate and stop being a fence sitting wimp. Thank you for helping make swinging a Better Place for us all. | |||
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"both very funny gents VOTE REJECTED: Please only circle one candidate and stop being a fence sitting wimp. Thank you for helping make swinging a Better Place for us all. " both funny gents.. altho one does suck better than the other.. | |||
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"Antrim I know they have proportional representation in N. Ireland but not on the mainland. You only have one vote. Use it wisely" i always use wisely | |||
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"is there a sample the goods evening arranged? we are being asked to judge based on the written word, pics without a good prod, squeeze, fisting... it is so difficult.." good point, their respective rhetorical skills can be assessed here but the actual quality of ass-flesh might require one our female members to visit both in-situ physically inspect the aformentioned butti (pural of buttocks) and perhaps we could have a live webcam feed as she prods, sniffs and generally mauls | |||
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"is there a sample the goods evening arranged? we are being asked to judge based on the written word, pics without a good prod, squeeze, fisting... it is so difficult.. good point, their respective rhetorical skills can be assessed here but the actual quality of ass-flesh might require one our female members to visit both in-situ physically inspect the aformentioned butti (pural of buttocks) and perhaps we could have a live webcam feed as she prods, sniffs and generally mauls " female members...
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" female members...
aye right... I have my marigolds already lubed."Oooooooooh you are a sort!
Vic first!!!
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" female members...
aye right... I have my marigolds already lubed.
Oooooooooh you are a sort!
Vic first!!!
(then I will concede muhahahhaha)"deal...... | |||
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"d[ o_0 ]b Attention humans! I am model FFR01; Funky's prototype fucking robot and I vote Funky is the awesomest! And you will too! Or prepare to be extermi-fucked! extermi-fucked!!! EXTERMI-FUCKED!!!" I quite like the sound of being extermi-fucked so I vote vickyboi | |||
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"d[ o_0 ]b Attention humans! I am model FFR01; Funky's prototype fucking robot and I vote Funky is the awesomest! And you will too! Or prepare to be extermi-fucked! extermi-fucked!!! EXTERMI-FUCKED!!! I quite like the sound of being extermi-fucked so I vote vickyboi "d[ o_0 ]b __(bollocks!) | |||
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"Who decides which lucky lady gets to do the aforementioned testing? I would like to throw my name into the hat... You know just because i believe there needs to be a good fair test... Not for my own reasons "a very commendable act of selflessness.. well done | |||
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"Who decides which lucky lady gets to do the aforementioned testing? I would like to throw my name into the hat... You know just because i believe there needs to be a good fair test... Not for my own reasons "Even if the actual test in this instance would involve the careful insertion of a pencil into the sphincter of each of the two contestants, blunt end first… Each pencil recipient would then be asked to squat over a writing pad and asked to provide a piece of work using no more that their undoubtedly anally retentive abilities whilst only using the anally retained pencil and the writing pad. The resultant efforts would then be scrutinised and a final judgement made as to who's bum-work is better... | |||
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"Who decides which lucky lady gets to do the aforementioned testing? I would like to throw my name into the hat... You know just because i believe there needs to be a good fair test... Not for my own reasons
a very commendable act of selflessness..
well done "Well what can I say... I'm a giver | |||
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"Who decides which lucky lady gets to do the aforementioned testing? I would like to throw my name into the hat... You know just because i believe there needs to be a good fair test... Not for my own reasons
Even if the actual test in this instance would involve the careful insertion of a pencil into the sphincter of each of the two contestants, blunt end first…
Each pencil recipient would then be asked to squat over a writing pad and asked to provide a piece of work using no more that their undoubtedly anally retentive abilities whilst only using the anally retained pencil and the writing pad.
The resultant efforts would then be scrutinised and a final judgement made as to who's bum-work is better...
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"Call me a divisive agent provocateur, but... Who has the better rear and, more controversially, who makes you laugh and gasp at their wit more often? . There can be no neutrals in the battle of these Priapic Gladiators." YOU ARE A DIVISIVE AGENT PROVOCATEUR... | |||
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"Who decides which lucky lady gets to do the aforementioned testing? I would like to throw my name into the hat... You know just because i believe there needs to be a good fair test... Not for my own reasons
a very commendable act of selflessness..
well done Well what can I say... I'm a giver"me too | |||
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"Call me a divisive agent provocateur, but... Who has the better rear ...." How cruel are you! It's not exactly a fair contest is it.... I mean it's like asking which is the better F1 driver Hamilton or Maureen from Driving School. | |||
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"You are confusing this with the Turner Prize! "Oh!!! OMG,,,,Nooooooooo, I'm not trying to turn-er straight guy!!! OMG Noooooooooo!!!! | |||
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"Call me a divisive agent provocateur, but... Who has the better rear .... How cruel are you! It's not exactly a fair contest is it.... I mean it's like asking which is the better F1 driver Hamilton or Maureen from Driving School." But I notice you do not actually name names...so who is Lewis and who is Mo? | |||
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"Call me a divisive agent provocateur, but... Who has the better rear .... How cruel are you! It's not exactly a fair contest is it.... I mean it's like asking which is the better F1 driver Hamilton or Maureen from Driving School. But I notice you do not actually name names...so who is Lewis and who is Mo?" I'm not that cruel.... and it should be fucking obvious  | |||
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"Who decides which lucky lady gets to do the aforementioned testing? I would like to throw my name into the hat... You know just because i believe there needs to be a good fair test... Not for my own reasons
Even if the actual test in this instance would involve the careful insertion of a pencil into the sphincter of each of the two contestants, blunt end first…
Each pencil recipient would then be asked to squat over a writing pad and asked to provide a piece of work using no more that their undoubtedly anally retentive abilities whilst only using the anally retained pencil and the writing pad.
The resultant efforts would then be scrutinised and a final judgement made as to who's bum-work is better...
"The doctor says I'm only allowed crayons. Sharp pencils are definately not allowed and certainly not near any orifices. The doctor was very specific about that after my, er, 'little incident' | |||
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"Who decides which lucky lady gets to do the aforementioned testing? I would like to throw my name into the hat... You know just because i believe there needs to be a good fair test... Not for my own reasons
Even if the actual test in this instance would involve the careful insertion of a pencil into the sphincter of each of the two contestants, blunt end first…
Each pencil recipient would then be asked to squat over a writing pad and asked to provide a piece of work using no more that their undoubtedly anally retentive abilities whilst only using the anally retained pencil and the writing pad.
The resultant efforts would then be scrutinised and a final judgement made as to who's bum-work is better...
The doctor says I'm only allowed crayons. Sharp pencils are definately not allowed and certainly not near any orifices. The doctor was very specific about that after my, er, 'little incident' "Oi!!! Get out of the lounge and back behind that window young man! | |||
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Seconded "here was me hoping for the blue pants and then you whip out some lovely yellow ones
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"Pair of arses
Seconded
here was me hoping for the blue pants and then you whip out some lovely yellow ones
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"Pair of arses
Seconded
here was me hoping for the blue pants and then you whip out some lovely yellow ones
I thought you'd welcome a change "nice ass too | |||
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"Pair of arses
Seconded
here was me hoping for the blue pants and then you whip out some lovely yellow ones
I thought you'd welcome a change
nice ass too "Thank you x | |||
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