FabSwingers.com forum: i just got stupidly excited..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living the dream

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I understand that. I got really excited when Lidl had hand held steam cleaners. I bought two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I classed afternoon tea at the garden centre as a day out was when I knew it was all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Living the dream

last time it was because id bought a new Hetty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet it's a G-Tech Air Ram thingy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I understand that. I got really excited when Lidl had hand held steam cleaners. I bought two.

thats next on my to get list..

i will be a domestic godess one day.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I classed afternoon tea at the garden centre as a day out was when I knew it was all over"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet it's a G-Tech Air Ram thingy. "

nahhh.. vax

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

Don't worry It soon wears off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm exited about buying a dyson. My Hoover is so shit.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

My carpet cleaner is Polish and comes in once a week. I suspect that an offer to purchase would be misconstrued...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I classed afternoon tea at the garden centre as a day out was when I knew it was all over"

do that frequently with my grandma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!

I steam cleaned my cooker hood and my housemate said she'd never seen me so happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went in Lakeland voluntarily

Officially middle aged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes!

I steam cleaned my cooker hood and my housemate said she'd never seen me so happy. "

to be fair i enjoy using Mr Muscle oven cleaner.. id love a steam cleaner though. Got some funny pipework just above the skirting boards and its a pain in the ass to clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went in Lakeland voluntarily

Officially middle aged "

psstt Rubes... whats a Lakeland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went in Lakeland voluntarily

Officially middle aged

psstt Rubes... whats a Lakeland? "

It's a shop that sells kitchenware...and stuff like metal trees to hang bananas, and a ludicrous number of different types of Tupperware containers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I understand that. I got really excited when Lidl had hand held steam cleaners. I bought two.

thats next on my to get list..

i will be a domestic godess one day.. lol"

Patience young Skywanker... the way of the domestic goddess requires training and dedication...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit

Steam cleaner - have one of those

Lakeland - yep I've been to the HQ store in the Lake District

Dyson - been through 2 of those but they do lose suction so don't have one any more

Afternoon tea - yes really like them and they do a great one in Topsham if anyone is ever down this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went in Lakeland voluntarily

Officially middle aged

psstt Rubes... whats a Lakeland?

It's a shop that sells kitchenware...and stuff like metal trees to hang bananas, and a ludicrous number of different types of Tupperware containers. "

Just got a craving for a betterware catalogue in a plastic bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went in Lakeland voluntarily

Officially middle aged "

The Lakeland catalogue is fucking amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I understand that. I got really excited when Lidl had hand held steam cleaners. I bought two.

thats next on my to get list..

i will be a domestic godess one day.. lol

Patience young Skywanker... the way of the domestic goddess requires training and dedication...

xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get excited buying towels..... I feel so ashamed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a nice shower gel

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm going to stick with getting a god or goddess in to do the cleaning to the highest standards - I'm a student and we have our own, ahem, standards.

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By *ink_and_blue_again2Couple
over a year ago

Kent

Sounds like me when I decided that Henry and I just weren't getting on anymore and I bought a Shark vacuum cleaner.

It has lights on the front and everything!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have an upright steam cleaner and bought a handheld one with all these gadgets on. Put it someone and forgot i had it and then when i remembered i had no idea where if was and i still dont

Not sure if even got taken out the packaging

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

I was the same when I got mine, then I've only used it once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh shit

Steam cleaner - have one of those

Lakeland - yep I've been to the HQ store in the Lake District

Dyson - been through 2 of those but they do lose suction so don't have one any more

Afternoon tea - yes really like them and they do a great one in Topsham if anyone is ever down this way "

Dysons are shite

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think the last time i got excited was when i got my new television i think its called a smart television and they showed me all the things i could do.

Does it ever get used. No only when the kids are here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I love adulting. I get excited about overpaying my mortgage and buying copper lightshades and deciding on new curtains and deciding on tile cleaners. Milton tiles are a pain in the arse tk get up nicely so have spent a small fortune trying to get them just so. I love Lakeland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love adulting. I get excited about overpaying my mortgage and buying copper lightshades and deciding on new curtains and deciding on tile cleaners. Milton tiles are a pain in the arse tk get up nicely so have spent a small fortune trying to get them just so. I love Lakeland. "

Your house sounds amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I'm awful at adulting..I wasn't happy at having to buy tyres for the car and service it and mot it etc..

I could have gone and blown that money on crap and good times instead of wasting it on sensible nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad used to have a cleaning lady called Mrs Bird, we used to tease him asking when his bird was coming round.

She was bloody good though, the amount of shine she got on the table, you'd put a plate down and it could slide all the way across!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

First time ive ever heard the word adulting on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went in Lakeland voluntarily

Officially middle aged

psstt Rubes... whats a Lakeland?

It's a shop that sells kitchenware...and stuff like metal trees to hang bananas, and a ludicrous number of different types of Tupperware containers. "

And plastic banana protectors, so my banana doesn't get all bruised when I put it in my work bag.

And flavoured liquorice imported from Australia that's super expensive but delicious.

And colour coded chopping boards.

I've got myself all excited need a lie down.... M

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When I classed afternoon tea at the garden centre as a day out was when I knew it was all over"

When I booked half day's leave to have afternoon tea at the Dorchester with my daughter I thought go me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I paid £30 for a goblin vacuum cleaner as a stop gap until I went to buy a proper cleaner, it saved me £170 because the power of it is amazing, I swear when I hover upstairs its cleaning the living room ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

I was the same when I bought an ironing board

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I paid £30 for a goblin vacuum cleaner as a stop gap until I went to buy a proper cleaner, it saved me £170 because the power of it is amazing, I swear when I hover upstairs its cleaning the living room ceiling

love a decent suction... my hetty has high and low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living the dream

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went in Lakeland voluntarily

Officially middle aged "

It's sad that I really like that store.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went in Lakeland voluntarily

Officially middle aged

The Lakeland catalogue is fucking amazing! "

It's like domestic porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

I hope it's a nice shag?

*i can't believe nobody else has gone with this

I get excited over buying shiney things.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I feel like my life is incomplete now.

I need some gadgets.

Lakeland it is. They do Star wars cake moulds too

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

Did you gush op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like my life is incomplete now.

I need some gadgets.

Lakeland it is. They do Star wars cake moulds too

**charges of to Lakeland**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love a decent suction... my hetty has high and low "

Hetty is the original slut she'll suck anything

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I got really excited when I got my new Dyson to

It's got a button that you push to open the bottom of the cylinder. If you're lucky the shit drops out so you don't have to faff about with a knife.

Has anyone heard of a kitchen shop called Abraxus? We have two in Northants, it's like walking into heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like my life is incomplete now.

I need some gadgets.

Lakeland it is. They do Star wars cake moulds too

**charges of to Lakeland**"

typical i just googled.. the nearest one is an hour away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like my life is incomplete now.

I need some gadgets.

Lakeland it is. They do Star wars cake moulds too

**charges of to Lakeland**

typical i just googled.. the nearest one is an hour away

There's always online shopping. Plus I've seen Star Wars cake moulds and ice cube trays on Ebay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like my life is incomplete now.

I need some gadgets.

Lakeland it is. They do Star wars cake moulds too

**charges of to Lakeland**

typical i just googled.. the nearest one is an hour away

Find somewhere nearby that does afternoon tea - two birds one stone

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

This thread has made me feel quite happy about what a child I still am.

Mind you, we have spent a lot of time at work recently discussing the pension scheme, so maybe I can be a little bit grown up on occasions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me feel quite happy about what a child I still am.

Mind you, we have spent a lot of time at work recently discussing the pension scheme, so maybe I can be a little bit grown up on occasions.

don't do it!...not a single person ever wished they'd spent their life being more sensible..adulting is a trap, don't fall into it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its arrived..

I used it..

Soooo worth the money

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

Haha that's funny as fuck however I really can't blame you

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"about buying a carpet cleaner!!

im all grown up and a proper adult now.. lol

There's nothing like seeing a clear strip as you get that dirt and grime off!

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