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"What was this head wobbling thread? "Its those little bobble heads they sell in the Forum gift shop. Have you not seen them?? | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here "Still waiting for you two to arrive for inspection | |||
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"I think it's vitally important that you all do read the last post on the OPs thread. " Yes, yes... you have the best bicep! | |||
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"I think it's vitally important that you all do read the last post on the OPs thread. " ....last but one  | |||
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Btw just caught up OP (did the ol green arrow trick). Welcome and please post often as I WILL need to check your profile each time. | |||
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"I'm wobbling but it's not my head I'm wobbling X " That lovely arse of yours by chance? | |||
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"Pfft Over-exposed " You just broke it  | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here "And how's that going for you??? | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
Still waiting for you two to arrive for inspection "Already standing to attention and ready for inspection miss  | |||
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"I have a vast collection I started in the 70s. .
Btw just caught up OP (did the ol green arrow trick). Welcome and please post often as I WILL need to check your profile each time. "Check away | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
Still waiting for you two to arrive for inspection "I'm not greedy, I'll take one | |||
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"I can't be arsed to read the previous thread to the end tbh. Was just saying hi and welcome to the forums anyway
We are mostly nice (I'm obviously the nicest )
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
Still waiting for you two to arrive for inspection "I'm readddddyyyyy | |||
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"Hello Mr OP man "Hello you!! How's things? | |||
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I'm not greedy, I'll take one "Come and inspect with me. We can try them both | |||
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"I'm wobbling but it's not my head I'm wobbling X That lovely arse of yours by chance? "Twerk twerk twerk lol oh and work X | |||
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"I'm wobbling but it's not my head I'm wobbling X That lovely arse of yours by chance?
Twerk twerk twerk lol oh and work X "Good job | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you??? "Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg. | |||
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"I can't be arsed to read the previous thread to the end tbh. Was just saying hi and welcome to the forums anyway
We are mostly nice (I'm obviously the nicest )
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg."That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
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I'm readddddyyyyy "Wuh  | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
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I'm not greedy, I'll take one
Come and inspect with me. We can try them both "Is it one of these freebies you get at a supermarket... Try it and see if it tickles your taste buds. | |||
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"I'll take _workout
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work "Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that! | |||
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"I'll take _workout "Good choice | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
Still waiting for you two to arrive for inspection
I'm not greedy, I'll take one
Come and inspect with me. We can try them both
Is it one of these freebies you get at a supermarket... Try it and see if it tickles your taste buds."Try before you buy!!! | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
Still waiting for you two to arrive for inspection
I'm not greedy, I'll take one
Come and inspect with me. We can try them both
Is it one of these freebies you get at a supermarket... Try it and see if it tickles your taste buds."Very much so. Sampling is the way forward | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work "Thank you x | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that! "Nah I like the more stocky man or slender man but it takes dedication to get to that level of fitness so I applaud him and _workout for that | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
Still waiting for you two to arrive for inspection
I'm not greedy, I'll take one
Come and inspect with me. We can try them both
Is it one of these freebies you get at a supermarket... Try it and see if it tickles your taste buds.
Very much so. Sampling is the way forward "I couldn't agree more!! | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that! "I'm with you, I love slim men | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
Nah I like the more stocky man or slender man but it takes dedication to get to that level of fitness so I applaud him and _workout for that "That's a really lovely comment x | |||
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"I can't be arsed to read the previous thread to the end tbh. Was just saying hi and welcome to the forums anyway
We are mostly nice (I'm obviously the nicest )
But someone told me I was the nicest "I read the previous thread and he said-all clique members are fucktards.Then a clique member started resighting the words to your so vein.Then he said f*ck you egg head wana be.Then it just all kicked off so I went and had a walnut whip X | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
Still waiting for you two to arrive for inspection
I'm not greedy, I'll take one
Come and inspect with me. We can try them both
Is it one of these freebies you get at a supermarket... Try it and see if it tickles your taste buds.
Try before you buy!!!"Well I was going to put that, but had no intention of buying. | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
Nah I like the more stocky man or slender man but it takes dedication to get to that level of fitness so I applaud him and _workout for that
That's a really lovely comment x"I still don't want to shag you | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men "And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so) | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
Nah I like the more stocky man or slender man but it takes dedication to get to that level of fitness so I applaud him and _workout for that
That's a really lovely comment x
I still don't want to shag you "Thank fuck for that phewwww | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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"Pfft Over-exposed You just broke it "Innit?! Nowt wrong with a look at me thread but two in one day is narcissism on a stick | |||
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"Pfft Over-exposed You just broke it
Innit?!
Nowt wrong with a look at me thread but two in one day is narcissism on a stick "They're good filter threads | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Hello m'dear "allwight sweet cheeks; scooch up I wanna see the crash and burn... | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that "Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too | |||
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"Pfft Over-exposed You just broke it
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Nowt wrong with a look at me thread but two in one day is narcissism on a stick
They're good filter threads "....and the funniest threads of the week. For many, many reasons | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Hello m'dear
allwight sweet cheeks; scooch up I wanna see the crash and burn... "Hasn't that happened yet.... | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
Nah I like the more stocky man or slender man but it takes dedication to get to that level of fitness so I applaud him and _workout for that "Oh completely. It does show a tremendous amount of dedication. A complete lifestyle Change. It should definitely be applauded | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
"This is cute. Can I be bridesmaid | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so)
Hello m'dear
allwight sweet cheeks; scooch up I wanna see the crash and burn... "*Snuggles* up to Pauly | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
"Is this a new forum bromance blossoming? I hope so | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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"I'm overweight and happy fuck the fat police "Hey gorgeous | |||
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"WTF Is a split? "An ice lolly with ice cream in the middle? | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
WTF Is a split? "A banana my favourite | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work "Hmm interesting... | |||
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"I'm overweight and happy fuck the fat police
Hey gorgeous "Evening | |||
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"I'm with you, I love slim men
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Hello m'dear
allwight sweet cheeks; scooch up I wanna see the crash and burn...
Hasn't that happened yet...."You have a point | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting..."Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
WTF Is a split? "Split shift? | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
This is cute.
Can I be bridesmaid "can picture them whipping each other with towels in the locker room | |||
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"Haven't trained or done anything in near six months but I'm still pretty slim. I never lifted weights but did manage to get a front levervand bodyweight stuff. Was fun but I can't be bothered with it anymore. Callisthenics? " | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
This is cute.
Can I be bridesmaid
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so)
Hello m'dear
allwight sweet cheeks; scooch up I wanna see the crash and burn...
*Snuggles* up to Pauly "did I tell you about the time i lived in the mountains of Balochistan? A singularly terrifying yet beautiful place; there is an old Persian saying from that part of the world; "there is a place where grandmothers hold their grandchildren on their knees and whisper in the ears that the stars in the night sky are holes in the floor of heaven"...... stick around; I've got more x | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
WTF Is a split? "It's when you split your training over several days focusing on different body parts or muscle groups each day allowing the others to recover inbetween. I could go into more detail but I realise that may have been a rhetorical question | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
WTF Is a split?
It's when you split your training over several days focusing on different body parts or muscle groups each day allowing the others to recover inbetween. I could go into more detail but I realise that may have been a rhetorical question "No I was curious | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
This is cute.
Can I be bridesmaid
can picture them whipping each other with towels in the locker room "You go ahead and enjoy that mental picture if that's what floats your boat | |||
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"You're welcome, I'm on a five day split with at least an hour and a half LISS cardio each day. I get the feeling you'll be quite popular here
And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting "Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles. There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet | |||
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"Pfft Over-exposed You just broke it
Innit?!
Nowt wrong with a look at me thread but two in one day is narcissism on a stick "Funny to watch the forumites that usually crap all over newbie men threads suddenly fawning and rubbing their genitals on the screen desperate for attention. | |||
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"Haven't trained or done anything in near six months but I'm still pretty slim. I never lifted weights but did manage to get a front levervand bodyweight stuff. Was fun but I can't be bothered with it anymore. Callisthenics? " Yes. That's the stuff. | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so)
Hello m'dear
allwight sweet cheeks; scooch up I wanna see the crash and burn...
*Snuggles* up to Pauly
did I tell you about the time i lived in the mountains of Balochistan? A singularly terrifying yet beautiful place; there is an old Persian saying from that part of the world; "there is a place where grandmothers hold their grandchildren on their knees and whisper in the ears that the stars in the night sky are holes in the floor of heaven"......
stick around; I've got more x"I intend to | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet "There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either | |||
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"Pfft Over-exposed You just broke it
Innit?!
Nowt wrong with a look at me thread but two in one day is narcissism on a stick
Funny to watch the forumites that usually crap all over newbie men threads suddenly fawning and rubbing their genitals on the screen desperate for attention. "Where are you watching this and do you sell subscriptions? | |||
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"Pfft Over-exposed You just broke it
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Nowt wrong with a look at me thread but two in one day is narcissism on a stick
Funny to watch the forumites that usually crap all over newbie men threads suddenly fawning and rubbing their genitals on the screen desperate for attention. "Yup | |||
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And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
This is cute.
Can I be bridesmaid
can picture them whipping each other with towels in the locker room
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We are mostly nice (I'm obviously the nicest )
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Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either "Doesn't really matter does it. The brain really is the most important thing. | |||
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Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either " 
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And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
That's brilliant mate! You must be pleased with that
Cheers! Yeah I am. Your split is obviously working for you too
This is cute.
Can I be bridesmaid
can picture them whipping each other with towels in the locker room
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Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Doesn't really matter does it. The brain really is the most important thing. "Trust me to some it matters on here | |||
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Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet "I'd take your thighs any day! | |||
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Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Thank you "I'd raise that appraisal to a lovely body, if I'm honest. But he already knows what I think | |||
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Hello m'dear
allwight sweet cheeks; scooch up I wanna see the crash and burn...
*Snuggles* up to Pauly
did I tell you about the time i lived in the mountains of Balochistan? A singularly terrifying yet beautiful place; there is an old Persian saying from that part of the world; "there is a place where grandmothers hold their grandchildren on their knees and whisper in the ears that the stars in the night sky are holes in the floor of heaven"......
stick around; I've got more x
I intend to "following the earthquake in Colombia (1999 some time); I was witness to a 13 year old boy declaring that a shop which had been closed was now open; whereupon he launched an RPG through the front doors.... The bruise on his shoulder afterwards was a doosey..... Where we at? | |||
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men "*comes in sits down with a brew and Custard Creams *evening ladies  | |||
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Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Doesn't really matter does it. The brain really is the most important thing. "Can't believe you've just said that. Not your usuall remark about appearances , | |||
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Innit?!
Nowt wrong with a look at me thread but two in one day is narcissism on a stick
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"stick around; I've got more x I intend to
following the earthquake in Colombia (1999 some time); I was witness to a 13 year old boy declaring that a shop which had been closed was now open; whereupon he launched an RPG through the front doors....
The bruise on his shoulder afterwards was a doosey.....
Where we at? "I'm blissed out and you're telling me amazing stories | |||
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now "How's this? | |||
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*comes in sits down with a brew and Custard Creams *evening ladies
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this? "trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman.... .... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth.... | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Thank you
I'd raise that appraisal to a lovely body, if I'm honest. But he already knows what I think "Getting a bit weirded out now this isn't what happens at all. But don't stop though | |||
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And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg."I can leg press 380kg in sets of 8 - but I'm fat | |||
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth...."Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!  | |||
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Hello you
Are you after my biccies? "Of course not, I'm coeliac | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Thank you
I'd raise that appraisal to a lovely body, if I'm honest. But he already knows what I think
Getting a bit weirded out now this isn't what happens at all.
But don't stop though "See let the alphas prowl around and strut their stuff... be sneaky; whip in and get a tuppenny upright in before they have finished oiling up... You're from Devon; don't let me down | |||
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And how's that going for you???
Not bad, I've maintained around 10% body fat or less for the last 8 months but increased my 1rm on bench by 10kg and my squat by 20kg.
I can leg press 380kg in sets of 8 - but I'm fat"Fair play! There's obviously a good amount of muscle on you! That's some serious weight | |||
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!! "might change my name.... | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Doesn't really matter does it. The brain really is the most important thing.
Can't believe you've just said that. Not your usuall remark about appearances , "I have no idea who you are and you don't know me. | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Doesn't really matter does it. The brain really is the most important thing.
Can't believe you've just said that. Not your usuall remark about appearances ,
I have no idea who you are and you don't know me.
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name...."Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy.... | |||
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We are mostly nice (I'm obviously the nicest )
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Doesn't really matter does it. The brain really is the most important thing.
Can't believe you've just said that. Not your usuall remark about appearances ,
I have no idea who you are and you don't know me.
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy...."i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Thank you
I'd raise that appraisal to a lovely body, if I'm honest. But he already knows what I think
Getting a bit weirded out now this isn't what happens at all.
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Hmm interesting...
Ahhh spit it out why don't you what's interesting
Interesting to see someone not go all googly eyed over a set of muscles.
There is hope for us lesser bodies mortals yet
There is hope for everyone on here, regardless of what body stature you are...it's how you take the compliments and all that...you don't have a bad body either
Thank you
I'd raise that appraisal to a lovely body, if I'm honest. But he already knows what I think
Getting a bit weirded out now this isn't what happens at all.
But don't stop though
See let the alphas prowl around and strut their stuff... be sneaky; whip in and get a tuppenny upright in before they have finished oiling up... You're from Devon; don't let me down"Understood boss | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea"With strawberry Jam? (say yes) | |||
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Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea
With strawberry Jam? (say yes)"er.....Yes.... ((note a verbal agreement or anything written on an internet forum is not legally binding; jam flavour is subject to change; the value of cream can go up and down... all rights reserved swingofthepaulys®)) | |||
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"Ding Dong OP
Your forearms are as sexy as sexy can be!
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea
With strawberry Jam? (say yes)
er.....Yes....
((note a verbal agreement or anything written on an internet forum is not legally binding; jam flavour is subject to change; the value of cream can go up and down... all rights reserved swingofthepaulys®))"Ahhh bugger the Jam then. I'll scootch up, have a bit of a chill, so a few cute warm bodies is welcome to keep me nice and cosy | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so)
Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea
With strawberry Jam? (say yes)
er.....Yes....
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Ahhh bugger the Jam then. I'll scootch up, have a bit of a chill, so a few cute warm bodies is welcome to keep me nice and cosy "theres not much meat on me i am afraid; but if you rub my arms together we may start a fire... | |||
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"I can't leg press or bench press I often squat, usually in bushes or laybys when I'm desperate. I always wee on my foot though... I'm rubbish at weeing in a jar for a sample
Oh gawwwwd, me too! "I keep one of those cardboard wee things in just in case. Then if I use it I ask for a new one | |||
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"Mon-chest Tue-back Wen-Legs thu-shoulders Fri-biceps/triceps/forearms was bulking up so started eating more I'm about 16....need to lose body-fat but fuck it I actually like eating
I know that feeling, I've eaten so much chicken rice and broccoli these last few months sometimes I just have to go crazy with a massive takeaway "I actually eat sweet potatoes a chicken breast and broccoli as my main meal most days its just the eating crap as well were I go wrong ....I just wanted to get bigger/stronger, done that so planning on losing two stone/getting down to 14stone | |||
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Please let me say it,just once! I've never uttered the word's before...
White kni...No it's daft isn't it,I can't say it "Surely he would be a shield maiden? | |||
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"I can't leg press or bench press I often squat, usually in bushes or laybys when I'm desperate. I always wee on my foot though... I'm rubbish at weeing in a jar for a sample
Oh gawwwwd, me too!
Use a funnel
Or one of those big bowls that a Xmas pudding comes in...
Eat the pudding first of course. Yes Kinky I'm sure you can get gluten free ones"I've never done that before (lies) | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
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Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea
With strawberry Jam? (say yes)
er.....Yes....
((note a verbal agreement or anything written on an internet forum is not legally binding; jam flavour is subject to change; the value of cream can go up and down... all rights reserved swingofthepaulys®))
Ahhh bugger the Jam then. I'll scootch up, have a bit of a chill, so a few cute warm bodies is welcome to keep me nice and cosy
theres not much meat on me i am afraid; but if you rub my arms together we may start a fire... "We'll have to be inventive then.... | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so)
Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea
With strawberry Jam? (say yes)
er.....Yes....
((note a verbal agreement or anything written on an internet forum is not legally binding; jam flavour is subject to change; the value of cream can go up and down... all rights reserved swingofthepaulys®))
Ahhh bugger the Jam then. I'll scootch up, have a bit of a chill, so a few cute warm bodies is welcome to keep me nice and cosy
theres not much meat on me i am afraid; but if you rub my arms together we may start a fire...
We'll have to be inventive then.... "ah...... oh........um.......... does that mean we get to do the sex thing? | |||
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"I can't leg press or bench press I often squat, usually in bushes or laybys when I'm desperate. I always wee on my foot though... I'm rubbish at weeing in a jar for a sample
Oh gawwwwd, me too!
Use a funnel
Or one of those big bowls that a Xmas pudding comes in...
Eat the pudding first of course. Yes Kinky I'm sure you can get gluten free ones
I've never done that before (lies) "That really did make me laugh! | |||
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"Is this the keep BUFF thread?" can't be, I'm in it | |||
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"Haha Last thread made me laugh. Someone got jealous of you and decided you offended them directly. Rise of the little people.
Please let me say it,just once! I've never uttered the word's before...
White kni...No it's daft isn't it,I can't say it
Surely he would be a shield maiden?"Brown noser? | |||
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Please let me say it,just once! I've never uttered the word's before...
White kni...No it's daft isn't it,I can't say it "White knitting ? | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so)
Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea
With strawberry Jam? (say yes)
er.....Yes....
((note a verbal agreement or anything written on an internet forum is not legally binding; jam flavour is subject to change; the value of cream can go up and down... all rights reserved swingofthepaulys®))
Ahhh bugger the Jam then. I'll scootch up, have a bit of a chill, so a few cute warm bodies is welcome to keep me nice and cosy
theres not much meat on me i am afraid; but if you rub my arms together we may start a fire...
We'll have to be inventive then....
ah...... oh........um.......... does that mean we get to do the sex thing?"Yes | |||
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"Or one of those big bowls that a Xmas pudding comes in... Eat the pudding first of course. Yes Kinky I'm sure you can get gluten free ones You can but have you seen the size of them? A jar is bigger "I've made some for this year but will investigate for next | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so)
Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea
With strawberry Jam? (say yes)
er.....Yes....
((note a verbal agreement or anything written on an internet forum is not legally binding; jam flavour is subject to change; the value of cream can go up and down... all rights reserved swingofthepaulys®))
Ahhh bugger the Jam then. I'll scootch up, have a bit of a chill, so a few cute warm bodies is welcome to keep me nice and cosy
theres not much meat on me i am afraid; but if you rub my arms together we may start a fire...
We'll have to be inventive then....
ah...... oh........um.......... does that mean we get to do the sex thing?
Yes "and that Ladies and Gentleman; is how you hijack another mans thread to secure the sex thing with a lovely lady; I thank you; I'm here all week; try the moules.... | |||
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"Is this the keep BUFF thread?" They created a politics room... I just had an idea ... Gym room... | |||
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"Haha Last thread made me laugh. Someone got jealous of you and decided you offended them directly. Rise of the little people.
Please let me say it,just once! I've never uttered the word's before...
White kni...No it's daft isn't it,I can't say it
White knitting ?"Yeah I think he wants to knit the op matching jumpers for them both  | |||
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"I think what the OP really needs is a third thread in a few minutes..." Or a few threads for different convos! Or rooms...!! | |||
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"Or one of those big bowls that a Xmas pudding comes in... Eat the pudding first of course. Yes Kinky I'm sure you can get gluten free ones You can but have you seen the size of them? A jar is bigger "Could arrange a big bowl for you  | |||
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"Is this the keep BUFF thread? They created a politics room... I just had an idea ... Gym room..."Shall I start one?? Secwho attebds | |||
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"Is this the keep BUFF thread? They created a politics room... I just had an idea ... Gym room..."LOL | |||
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"I think what the OP really needs is a third thread in a few minutes... Or a few threads for different convos! Or rooms...!! "I'll get onto it | |||
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"Well at least you girls have some new eye candy...muscles don't float my boat but I'll take my hat off to dedication and hard work
Glad I'm not the only one who's not turned on by muscles... Thought the cheese stood alone on that!
I'm with you, I love slim men
And he's back in the room (request TaDa!!! emoji Admin; make it so)
Welcome back eye candy
you could have said it without the
I am busted up now
How's this?
trying too hard; i've got fecking wings woman....
.... I may go UNLOS.... I just have lemon bitterness in my mouth....
Oh ffs! There's no pleasing you men!!
might change my name....
Be careful... Some might think you've gone a little loopy....
i'll let you scootch with me and kinky if you like; king of the swingers is on the end there.... in fact; what you "lucky" ladies have is a proper Devon Cream Tea
With strawberry Jam? (say yes)
er.....Yes....
((note a verbal agreement or anything written on an internet forum is not legally binding; jam flavour is subject to change; the value of cream can go up and down... all rights reserved swingofthepaulys®))
Ahhh bugger the Jam then. I'll scootch up, have a bit of a chill, so a few cute warm bodies is welcome to keep me nice and cosy
theres not much meat on me i am afraid; but if you rub my arms together we may start a fire...
We'll have to be inventive then....
ah...... oh........um.......... does that mean we get to do the sex thing?
Yes
and that Ladies and Gentleman; is how you hijack another mans thread to secure the sex thing with a lovely lady; I thank you; I'm here all week; try the moules...."Your good can you give me a proper tutorial | |||
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