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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a dog named Deefa.

It was not a bit bothered.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I knew a dog named Deefa.

It was not a bit bothered."

we also know a deefor..

he too is not fussed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but my ex had a cat called C4 when he was a kid

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aunt had a Great Dane called deefer.

She now has a dog called Doug. Doug the dug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

No but i knew someone who had a dog with no legs called Woodbine, they would take it for a drag...

Oh that's not nice and I am an animal lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793

Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but i knew someone who had a dog with no legs called Woodbine, they would take it for a drag...

Oh that's not nice and I am an animal lover

Genuine lol there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793

Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank "

There's a "nuts" and "fill the tank" joke in there somewhere.

Anyone.........?

Joking aside, lovely way to relax, an aquarium......

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I do not know them. but I am aware of a couple in a rough part of Tyneside who called their two dogs, Benson and Hedges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'd call it Bruce.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Markoh hides a lot, I usually find him around the bubble wall at tea time though.

Liam, I didn't put him in....I would've but I was scared he'd go unlos in the night

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Markoh hides a lot, I usually find him around the bubble wall at tea time though.

Liam, I didn't put him in....I would've but I was scared he'd go unlos in the night

I'm intrigued to these fishy names now.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border Collie was called Spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would call him Lobuz, after my first dog. He was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

I don't understand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

I don't understand. "

Ohhhh hahaha.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!"

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

I don't understand. "

Deefer.

Fer.

Dog.

D Fer Dog

Say it quickly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

I don't understand.

Deefer.

Fer.

Dog.

D Fer Dog

Say it quickly....

I'm literal.

CAN'T cope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas "

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

I don't understand.

Deefer.

Fer.

Dog.

D Fer Dog

Say it quickly....

I'm literal.

CAN'T cope."

Your luvverly is whatchoo is.

Mwah.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

Have you been stitched up like a kipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

Have you been stitched up like a kipper

Seems to be floundering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

Have you been stitched up like a kipper

Seems to be floundering"

It's the right plaice for it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

Have you been stitched up like a kipper

Seems to be floundering

It's the right plaice for it....."

Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

Have you been stitched up like a kipper

Seems to be floundering

It's the right plaice for it.....

Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread

A dogfish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

Have you been stitched up like a kipper

Seems to be floundering

It's the right plaice for it.....

Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread

Good cod woman, get a grip.

Oh, hold on, that's the where's my thread gone thread.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

Have you been stitched up like a kipper

Seems to be floundering

It's the right plaice for it.....

Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread

Good cod woman, get a grip.

Oh, hold on, that's the where's my thread gone thread....."

What a load of pollocks

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh

Stop.

Drinking.

Now!!!!!!

I'm not drinking.

I want in that fishtank though.

I'm good in wet areas

I'd prefer you wet in good areas......

I feel like a fish out of water here

Have you been stitched up like a kipper

Seems to be floundering

It's the right plaice for it.....

Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread

Good cod woman, get a grip.

Oh, hold on, that's the where's my thread gone thread.....

What a load of pollocks"

Thread drift but I don't think the OP will object, apparently my fingers smell of scampi...

#notimpressedatthatveri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track."

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time"

Yeah, but it was just a red herring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time"

Do you know where they take whales to see how heavy they are?

A whale weigh station......

* takes a bow

*phone rings.....

"Hello, this is the 1960s, we'd like our joke back

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time"

Well carry on, any fins possible on here x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time

Do you know where they take whales to see how heavy they are?

A whale weigh station......

* takes a bow

*phone rings.....

"Hello, this is the 1960s, we'd like our joke back"

Stop fishing for attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time

Do you know where they take whales to see how heavy they are?

A whale weigh station......

* takes a bow

*phone rings.....

"Hello, this is the 1960s, we'd like our joke back"

Get back on your Perch!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

*fish palm....

Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time

Well carry on, any fins possible on here x"

Not sure how much more I can hake

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time

Well carry on, any fins possible on here x

Not sure how much more I can hake"

What a fuckin plaice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

We had a cat called ceefor when I was young but then we also had one called splodge lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.

Awww, but I was having a whale of a time

Well carry on, any fins possible on here x

Not sure how much more I can hake"

I think it puns have haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have three.

No called deefer.

They're all bitches.

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793

Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank

There's a "nuts" and "fill the tank" joke in there somewhere.

Anyone.........?

Joking aside, lovely way to relax, an aquarium......"

You relax in an aquarium!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793

Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank

There's a "nuts" and "fill the tank" joke in there somewhere.

Anyone.........?

Joking aside, lovely way to relax, an aquarium......

You relax in an aquarium!!!"

Doesn't everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dog called puppy, a cat called puss pus, a bird caled birdy and a pony called rabbit

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I have a dog called puppy, a cat called puss pus, a bird caled birdy and a pony called rabbit

xx"

Don't do drugs kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a dog called puppy, a cat called puss pus, a bird caled birdy and a pony called rabbit

Don't do drugs kids

The other cats are called splodge and squirt.

The other dogs are called dip and moo moo.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I have a dog called puppy, a cat called puss pus, a bird caled birdy and a pony called rabbit

Don't do drugs kids

The other cats are called splodge and squirt.

The other dogs are called dip and moo moo.

Ha ha

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have a dog called puppy, a cat called puss pus, a bird caled birdy and a pony called rabbit

Don't do drugs kids

The other cats are called splodge and squirt.

The other dogs are called dip and moo moo.

Aren't PussPus and SplodgeAndSquirt fab usernames ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793

Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank "

Pretty typical that Mac's a boy fish. Pfft.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

Our daughter named her rabbit beefa, she was 5,before the smart remarks take place...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

We had three boy cats at one time (not recommended) Martin, Peter & Eric..

Never been much cop at cute names, dogs called Marley & both our little girls have boys names..

Not sure that says anything about is though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We had three boy cats at one time (not recommended) Martin, Peter & Eric..

Never been much cop at cute names, dogs called Marley & both our little girls have boys names..

Not sure that says anything about is though

Terrible parents......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone that had a budgie called beefer and also someone that had a horse called chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to call my daughters dog stay.

Come here stay

fetch stay

Etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Help and Fire ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you call it deefer?

Properly amused now.

No. My next dog will be called Dyson.

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