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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The volume on HD programmes on the magic telly box is quieter than ordinary telly.

What don't you understand?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"What don't you understand?

Women

Obvs.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a bit like how the adverts on channel 4 are REALLY REALLY LOUD?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why all these deaf people are up watching E4 at 04:30?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it a bit like how the adverts on channel 4 are REALLY REALLY LOUD? "

Yes! What's that about?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why all these deaf people are up watching E4 at 04:30? "

It's nice and quiet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russian.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

R4, and talk radio generally, is much quieter than music stations. I have to keep adjusting the volume in the car.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Russian. "

I was challenged to learn the Russian alphabet last year. I still recognise some words.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Quite a lot i dont understand, and it just seems to be more and more. I like living in my bubble world i only get confused when my head pops out for a look around

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't understand why on one of my bodysuits I can only do up the outer two poppers if I fasten the middle one first. I like to do them in a linear fashion and this fact irks me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't understand why on one of my bodysuits I can only do up the outer two poppers if I fasten the middle one first. I like to do them in a linear fashion and this fact irks me."

That would bother me too. It's just wrong to have to start in the middle.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Genocide. I have this weird over reaction to hearing about it.

Sorry, a bit heavy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russian.

I was challenged to learn the Russian alphabet last year. I still recognise some words.

Why were you challenged to learn the Russian Alphabet?

Most of the challenges I get given are things like how many marshmallows can I fit in my mouth.

And I don't even want to talk about the cinnamon challenge.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I don't understand why on one of my bodysuits I can only do up the outer two poppers if I fasten the middle one first. I like to do them in a linear fashion and this fact irks me.

That would bother me too. It's just wrong to have to start in the middle.

I knew you'd understand! I shall have to live with it; it's the perfect under pinafore body apart from the popper issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The volume on HD programmes on the magic telly box is quieter than ordinary telly.

What don't you understand?

It's all to do with dynamic range! HD TV generally has a better soundtrack too, so the difference between the quiet bits and the loud bits is much greater. Similar to the 'loudness wars' in music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why life has to be so complex and full of injustice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand fashion eyebrows...first it was pluck them to oblivion....then shave em of n draw em back on.... n now they all look like electrical tape....just don't get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand why on one of my bodysuits I can only do up the outer two poppers if I fasten the middle one first. I like to do them in a linear fashion and this fact irks me."

I got one recently and it only had two poppers. It's just wrong

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Genocide. I have this weird over reaction to hearing about it.

Sorry, a bit heavy..."

Over-reaction or just understandable outrage?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Russian.

I was challenged to learn the Russian alphabet last year. I still recognise some words.

Why were you challenged to learn the Russian Alphabet?

Most of the challenges I get given are things like how many marshmallows can I fit in my mouth.

And I don't even want to talk about the cinnamon challenge. "

I thought you knew about my challenges...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always struggled with mandarin

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The volume on HD programmes on the magic telly box is quieter than ordinary telly.

What don't you understand?

It's all to do with dynamic range! HD TV generally has a better soundtrack too, so the difference between the quiet bits and the loud bits is much greater. Similar to the 'loudness wars' in music."

I just want to hear David Attenborough without having a volume that goes up to 11.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?"

That's so you guy's don't have to admit to wearing pj's

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why life has to be so complex and full of injustice.

Simple with nothing to challenge might lead to atrophy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even I don't understand me so I forgive the rest of you for not either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?"

I'm ok with that one. Means I can justify wearing them during the day.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't understand why on one of my bodysuits I can only do up the outer two poppers if I fasten the middle one first. I like to do them in a linear fashion and this fact irks me.

I got one recently and it only had two poppers. It's just wrong

Two! That feels risky.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I've always struggled with mandarin

I found it's a lot easier if you buy the tinned ones.

Mr ddc

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't understand why, when advertisers say things like "it's only 4-0-7" they think we think it sounds cheaper than "four hundred and seven pounds".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand why on one of my bodysuits I can only do up the outer two poppers if I fasten the middle one first. I like to do them in a linear fashion and this fact irks me.

I got one recently and it only had two poppers. It's just wrong

Two! That feels risky.

I don't really trust it.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Is it a bit like how the adverts on channel 4 are REALLY REALLY LOUD? "

I heard it's so you can still hear them from the kitchen when you get up to make a cuppa during the break. True story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why channels still have HD programs when UHD has been out for years.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Russian.

I was challenged to learn the Russian alphabet last year. I still recognise some words.

Cyril Lick is their super porn star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russian.

I was challenged to learn the Russian alphabet last year. I still recognise some words.

Why were you challenged to learn the Russian Alphabet?

Most of the challenges I get given are things like how many marshmallows can I fit in my mouth.

And I don't even want to talk about the cinnamon challenge.

I thought you knew about my challenges..."

Vertical?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

how i can go from using 2gb of data a month to 5gb just since upgrading my phone to 4g on EE

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Why marmalade and not orange jam?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I thought you knew about my challenges...

Vertical?"

Ooooh

{sharp intake of breath}

Go on Lickety, punch him in the shin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?"

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

That's so you guy's don't have to admit to wearing pj's

I'm an enlightened person. I'll happily admit to being in my pjs right now.

Loungewear

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why marmalade and not orange jam?"

I don't know as the word comes from the word for quince jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't! "

I thought jeggings was bad enough...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought you knew about my challenges...

Vertical?

Ooooh

{sharp intake of breath}

Go on Lickety, punch him in the shin.

I may have an unreasonable rage that I can't shake at the moment but I haven't stooped to violence. Yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do the January sales start in December.

And why do shops have to be open on Boxing Day.

Its draconian.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't! "

I remember shoobs from a while back (shoe boots).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you knew about my challenges...

Vertical?

Ooooh

{sharp intake of breath}

Go on Lickety, punch him in the shin.

I may have an unreasonable rage that I can't shake at the moment but I haven't stooped to violence. Yet.

Good thing I'm adorable...right? Lickety? Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't!

I remember shoobs from a while back (shoe boots).

And coatigans!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I own a skort.

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over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't!

I remember shoobs from a while back (shoe boots).

And coatigans! "

You are both just extracting the urine now...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Isn't there there sleeping bag you can walk in, or something? Slankie?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I own a skort."

Half skoda, half fort?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I don't understand why on one of my bodysuits I can only do up the outer two poppers if I fasten the middle one first. I like to do them in a linear fashion and this fact irks me."
whats a bodysuit, well i know what a bodysuit is but cant imagine you in one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't!

I remember shoobs from a while back (shoe boots).

And coatigans! "

I hate portmanteaux but God I love a good coatigan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a bit like how the adverts on channel 4 are REALLY REALLY LOUD? "

Adverts are normally louder because back in the days before recordable tv people would get up to make a cuppa tea or go for a pee meaning they leave the room the tellys in, the adverts still want to be heard!

(May or may not be true, my theory!)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Is it a bit like how the adverts on channel 4 are REALLY REALLY LOUD?

Yes! What's that about?

So you can hear them when you go to the kitchen

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sporks

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Is it a bit like how the adverts on channel 4 are REALLY REALLY LOUD?

Yes! What's that about?

So you can hear them when you go to the kitchen

How far away do they think my kitchen is???? We don't all live in flippin castles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't there there sleeping bag you can walk in, or something? Slankie?"

A slanket yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't there there sleeping bag you can walk in, or something? Slankie?"

I have a slanket too. Blanket with arms. I own mostly very lazy clothing.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Isn't there there sleeping bag you can walk in, or something? Slankie?"

The Slanket is a blanket thing that you wear like a backwards cardi and tuck your feet in. It has 'evolved' and now has foot pockets.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Sporks"

The spark plug you can use to seal a wine bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't!

I remember shoobs from a while back (shoe boots).

And coatigans!

I hate portmanteaux but God I love a good coatigan. "

Don't read Finnegans Wake then.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd like to know if Dark Matter and Dark Energy actually exist

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sporks"

There's a brand of Kiwi Fruit that comes with a spife.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"and now has foot pockets.

Why didn't they call that a fooket?

Oh, hang on, I think I know now...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Isn't there there sleeping bag you can walk in, or something? Slankie?

The Slanket is a blanket thing that you wear like a backwards cardi and tuck your feet in. It has 'evolved' and now has foot pockets.

Is that because teenagers slouch so much, that's the most convenient height for them?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd like to know if Dark Matter and Dark Energy actually exist"

You had to get physical, didn't you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've always struggled with mandarin

Try a tangerine instead

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I own a skort.

Half skoda, half fort?

Check the current avatar. From the neck down the outfit is blouse, corset, skort (shorts with a wrap over skirt bit at the front), socks.

Oh, and a bodysuit is like a leotard but with poppers on the gusset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm gusset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't!

I remember shoobs from a while back (shoe boots).

And coatigans!

I hate portmanteaux but God I love a good coatigan.

Don't read Finnegans Wake then. "

I never could be arsed with James Joyce.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

surely a foot pocket is a sock?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I've always struggled with mandarin

Me too! I'm not good with nectarines either!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd like to know if Dark Matter and Dark Energy actually exist

You had to get physical, didn't you?

It would settle a long-running argument at the pub. It's entirely practical, lady.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Is it a bit like how the adverts on channel 4 are REALLY REALLY LOUD?

Yes! What's that about?

So you can hear them when you go to the kitchen

How far away do they think my kitchen is???? We don't all live in flippin castles..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"surely a foot pocket is a sock?"

nice to see some people still have sense

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"surely a foot pocket is a sock?

nice to see some people still have sense"

I wouldn't go that far

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Sporks

There's a brand of Kiwi Fruit that comes with a spife.

I want, I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why pyjamas are now being called loungewear

Who the fuck came up with that?

You can buy something called a 'shacket' now. A shirt/jacket. I just can't!

I remember shoobs from a while back (shoe boots).

And coatigans!

I hate portmanteaux but God I love a good coatigan.

Don't read Finnegans Wake then.

I never could be arsed with James Joyce."

He is hard work.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd like to know if Dark Matter and Dark Energy actually exist

You had to get physical, didn't you?

It would settle a long-running argument at the pub. It's entirely practical, lady."

Darkness exists in my eyes

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I own a skort.

Half skoda, half fort?

Check the current avatar. From the neck down the outfit is blouse, corset, skort (shorts with a wrap over skirt bit at the front), socks.

Oh, and a bodysuit is like a leotard but with poppers on the gusset."

So a blorskort, really? Bet that comes in really useful o strip poker nights...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"surely a foot pocket is a sock?"

It's more like a closed sleeve. For feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"surely a foot pocket is a sock?

nice to see some people still have sense

I wouldn't go that far

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd like to know if Dark Matter and Dark Energy actually exist

You had to get physical, didn't you?

It would settle a long-running argument at the pub. It's entirely practical, lady.

Darkness exists in my eyes

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Mandarins? Nectarines?

I do not understand why I can eat and enjoy oranges, if someone is peeling one nearby, I get short of breath....and if I look towards the sun I sometimes sneeze for a couple of seconds

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I own a skort.

Half skoda, half fort?

Check the current avatar. From the neck down the outfit is blouse, corset, skort (shorts with a wrap over skirt bit at the front), socks.

Oh, and a bodysuit is like a leotard but with poppers on the gusset."
ahh, to me a bodysuit is a longsleeved vest with poppers that my grandsons wear.

I cant remember what we used to call what you describe they where all the rage to go out in in the early 90s

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I own a skort.

Half skoda, half fort?

Check the current avatar. From the neck down the outfit is blouse, corset, skort (shorts with a wrap over skirt bit at the front), socks.

Oh, and a bodysuit is like a leotard but with poppers on the gusset.ahh, to me a bodysuit is a longsleeved vest with poppers that my grandsons wear.

I cant remember what we used to call what you describe they where all the rage to go out in in the early 90s"

Bodies. I still call them that. But according to Amazon it is now a bodysuit. Probably an Internet search for bodies is a bad idea so they added the suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always struggled with mandarin

Me too!!!!!!!

I can never quite place my fingers correctly on the fretboard....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh, and a bodysuit is like a leotard but with poppers on the gusset.ahh, to me a bodysuit is a longsleeved vest with poppers that my grandsons wear.

I cant remember what we used to call what you describe they where all the rage to go out in in the early 90s"

Were they called teddies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always struggled with mandarin

Me too!!!!!!!

I can never quite place my fingers correctly on the fretboard...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything and anything that isn't rocket science. I can talk about salad leaves all day but when someone says it's not rocket science I lose interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own a skort.

Half skoda, half fort?

Check the current avatar. From the neck down the outfit is blouse, corset, skort (shorts with a wrap over skirt bit at the front), socks.

Oh, and a bodysuit is like a leotard but with poppers on the gusset.ahh, to me a bodysuit is a longsleeved vest with poppers that my grandsons wear.

I cant remember what we used to call what you describe they where all the rage to go out in in the early 90s

Bodies. I still call them that. But according to Amazon it is now a bodysuit. Probably an Internet search for bodies is a bad idea so they added the suit."

I can't wear bodysuits... I think I have a long torso so I just end up looking like a fat Jane Fonda when she used to do her 80's workout vids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The volume on HD programmes on the magic telly box is quieter than ordinary telly.

What don't you understand?

I don't understand my neeeeed to shout at strangers who litter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand why the English language has to put "kn" "ph" (and many more) together to make certain words. Why not just the "n" or "f"...

I'm sure someone will have the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russian.

I was challenged to learn the Russian alphabet last year. I still recognise some words.

Why were you challenged to learn the Russian Alphabet?

Most of the challenges I get given are things like how many marshmallows can I fit in my mouth.

And I don't even want to talk about the cinnamon challenge.

I thought you knew about my challenges...

Vertical?"

*sniggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand why the English language has to put "kn" "ph" (and many more) together to make certain words. Why not just the "n" or "f"...

I'm sure someone will have the answer

Gets me that one. Trying to help a little person with homework and having to use 'it just is' is frustrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you knew about my challenges...

Vertical?

Ooooh

{sharp intake of breath}

Go on Lickety, punch him in the shin.

*literaly, cries tears of joy.

Ask her about the giant slug, I dare you......

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Cashback (the non Partridge variety), why do Curry's charge me one price then give me £30 back a month later, why not just knock thirty quid off the price to start with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The volume on HD programmes on the magic telly box is quieter than ordinary telly.

What don't you understand?

I don't understand my neeeeed to shout at strangers who litter. "

I don't understand this woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own a skort.

Half skoda, half fort?

Right hand drawbridge?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Lickety, Markoh says:

"Ask her about the giant slug, I dare you......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lickety, Markoh says:

Ask her about the giant slug, I dare you......

Hold on, are you logged in on my phone..........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the world is heading or quite when it all became such a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The volume on HD programmes on the magic telly box is quieter than ordinary telly.

What don't you understand?

I don't understand my neeeeed to shout at strangers who litter.

I don't understand this woman. "

You're not alone there.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Why for the last twenty years I've seldom got out of bed before 8, but for the last week I've been at my desk by 8.

I retire on Friday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a bit like how the adverts on channel 4 are REALLY REALLY LOUD?

I heard it's so you can still hear them from the kitchen when you get up to make a cuppa during the break. True story!"

It has nothing to do with that.

Adverts are typically recorded with poor sound quality, lets face it they are only adverts after all so no point spending money on high quality audio.

During this recording the sound files are compressed so much and with such poor quality audio, that when played back are louder than the normal programme you're watching which was recorded using decent audio recording tech.

It has or ever had anything to do with people nipping off to make a cuppa during ad breaks.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why for the last twenty years I've seldom got out of bed before 8, but for the last week I've been at my desk by 8.

I retire on Friday!

You just want to cram in every moment before you step away from it all.

I bet you wake up early on Monday too.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety, Markoh says:

Ask her about the giant slug, I dare you......

Hold on, are you logged in on my phone..........?"

He is and he knows the answer.

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