FabSwingers.com forum: KEYHOLDERS.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plz plz don't accept the new KEYHOLDERS given out to u at petrol stations or in shopping centres.

THEY ARE A BUG TO FOLLOW U HOME!! and access ur personal information!

(Which no 1 wants to give out.)

Saw a link on Facebook page for this.

Many thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Got my foil hat at the ready

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

well....if its on facebook.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/ypr18UmxOas

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Lay off the ganja dude

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

And of course if its on twatbook its true???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/11/16 19:36:09]

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

It was on Facebook so it must 100% true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are in the bushes over the road watching me...help me admin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook said I was dead the other day... I now have a house full of fucking flowers....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh for goodness sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plz plz don't accept the new KEYHOLDERS given out to u at petrol stations or in shopping centres.

THEY ARE A BUG TO FOLLOW U HOME!! and access ur personal information!

(Which no 1 wants to give out.)

Saw a link on Facebook page for this.

Many thanks!

What are you on about?

What are KEYHOLDERS (do I have to use capitals for the name?)?

And do you really, really, believe this?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Thank you OP. Without this information fuck knows what would have happened with me carrying around a bug all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be true, it's on book face.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Facebook said I was dead the other day... I now have a house full of fucking flowers...."

Shouldnt laugh, but oppps I did...

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By *eedsandyMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Can't anyone use Google and do any research any more?

It's a hoax.

"Message circulating rapidly via social media warns you not to accept a free key chain given out at petrol stations because it is a detector that can be used to follow you home. The message features an image that supposedly depicts some of the free key chain devices.

Brief Analysis:

The warning is just a revamped version of a much older hoax that falsely claimed that free sun-powered key holders being handed out at petrol stations contained a hidden device that could be used by criminals to track the movements of potential victims. The image in the new version does depict bluetooth trackers that can be used to locate nearby lost objects such as keys or briefcases. However, these devices have a very limited range and would be completely impractical for following people home at a distance (see detailed analysis below for more information)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shit, did anyone know that Tony Hart died recently

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.

I went to Waitrose (as usual), I used my card (as usual) and got a free coffee (as usual). What was NOT usual was the lady who was in the queue behind me - she could have skippped queues but waited lo ger in the one I was in. She too copied me and used her card and coffee. At the coffee machine, she stood rather too close for comfort (about a metre). She had the same drink as me. She followed me out. She followed me to the car. As I got in mine, she walked past and got in hers parked a couple of cars away and she followed me out of the car park.

Paranoia? I think not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.

Paranoia? I think not

it was Soxy; get over it

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

OP just wrap the KEYHOLDER in lead sheeting and foam, you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.

Paranoia? I think not

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you shop in Waitrose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.

Paranoia? I think not

it was a fabber haha ----- or if not id have gone the scenic way home - very off route and seen if she followed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thicker skin required OP.

Man up pumkin

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Keep posting on the forum, it's just a bit of fun.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.

Paranoia? I think not

you shop in Waitrose?

Yes. Perfectly normal. We're all perfectly normal in Brighton, you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

smile - life is way too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thicker skin required OP.

Man up pumkin "

"toughen up buttercup.....?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

smile - life is way too short"

Could be a lot shorter if you accept a keyholder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

smile - life is way too short

Could be a lot shorter if you accept a keyholder

you're not wrong haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)"
he cant leave now, we got him followed

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Don't take it to heart, it is a wacky story, it will get banter replies.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

come on...you arent new here....i know you from old, Nottsmale!!

anyone who believes anything based soley on it being on facebook gets what they deserve!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)he cant leave now, we got him followed"

Has he got a KEYHOLDER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

i snook a fob into his jacket pocket - we got him covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But who is the gate keeper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm saying no more on the subject.

Chat amongst urself. Xx

Goodnight God bless.

Cya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm saying no more on the subject.

Chat amongst urself. Xx

Goodnight God bless.

Cya!

stop it! Stay, pull up a pew... take the piss out of me; I think surfs are real... it's all good..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't spell smurfs.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

come on...you arent new here....i know you from old, Nottsmale!!

anyone who believes anything based soley on it being on facebook gets what they deserve!!"
spoilsport, i wanted to see if he had changed his persona with a different name

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Christ! Do ya think he shops at Waitrose!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm saying no more on the subject.

Chat amongst urself. Xx

Goodnight God bless.

Cya!

stop it! Stay, pull up a pew... take the piss out of me; I think surfs are real... it's all good.."

Surfs are real, they try to come onto the land but are held back by beach fairies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont leave without starting an "im leaving" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm saying no more on the subject.

Chat amongst urself. Xx

Goodnight God bless.

Cya!

stop it! Stay, pull up a pew... take the piss out of me; I think surfs are real... it's all good..

Surfs are real, they try to come onto the land but are held back by beach fairies. "

are they KEYHOLDERS? (so confused now...)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

come on...you arent new here....i know you from old, Nottsmale!!

anyone who believes anything based soley on it being on facebook gets what they deserve!! spoilsport, i wanted to see if he had changed his persona with a different name

ooops...soz!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plz plz don't accept the new KEYHOLDERS given out to u at petrol stations or in shopping centres.

THEY ARE A BUG TO FOLLOW U HOME!! and access ur personal information!

(Which no 1 wants to give out.)

Saw a link on Facebook page for this.

Many thanks!

I'm gonna sound dumb here ( but I was brought up in Mansfield aswell )

What keyholders?

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Maybe just stick to your own comments rather than cutting and pasting hoaxes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Christ! Do ya think he shops at Waitrose!

"
not sure, best watch your back stevie boy

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

As with most stuff on facebook it's a hoax that is shared by people too lazy or too daft to check out for accuracy.

If you look at hoax slayer or snopes etc it's rubbish

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"I'm saying no more on the subject.

Chat amongst urself. Xx

Goodnight God bless.

Cya!

Awwwww poor sausage!!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.

So that's okay with you lot.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Christ! Do ya think he shops at Waitrose!

not sure, best watch your back stevie boy"

Oh, don't worry about me. I'm so paranoid about my virgin botty being tweaked by a man, I shove a hardback book down the back of my (French) hipsters.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anyway op, theres only one way to sort this.hoax or true. Fiiiiight.

See

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Anyway op, theres only one way to sort this.hoax or true. Fiiiiight.

See"

hahahahahahahahhaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Anyway op, theres only one way to sort this.hoax or true. Fiiiiight.

See

hahahahahahahahhaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dont know what i had for dinner but still remember the characters

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

They would get bored following my day to day life

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

And the free umbrellas there handing out at marks and spencer Stafford read and send subliminal message to your brain waves and make you spend lots of money on your dads credit card.

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.

Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.

Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook. "

I see what you mean now!!!

I do understand that where you are coming from.

It's not anything to be worried about.

It's a blooming American crap thing.

The donks. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.

Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.

I see what you mean now!!!

I do understand that where you are coming from.

It's not anything to be worried about.

It's a blooming American crap thing.

The donks. Lol "

When in doubt, blame the Americans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.

Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.

I see what you mean now!!!

I do understand that where you are coming from.

It's not anything to be worried about.

It's a blooming American crap thing.

The donks. Lol

When in doubt, blame the Americans.

Exactly mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where in the U.S do you come from again Courtney?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So .....

In the words of Jeremy Clarkson...

ON THAT BOMBSHELL ...

It's goodnite.

Lol

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.

Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.

I see what you mean now!!!

I do understand that where you are coming from.

It's not anything to be worried about.

It's a blooming American crap thing.

The donks. Lol "

say what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where in the U.S do you come from again Courtney?

When I go back to the US and I happen to say something stupid, I just tell people its a British thing and they all go, "oh, right." So I figure its fair play.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"So .....

In the words of Jeremy Clarkson...

ON THAT BOMBSHELL ...

It's goodnite.

Lol

"
dont leave it so long next time if they havent been and got you

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.

Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.

I see what you mean now!!!

I do understand that where you are coming from.

It's not anything to be worried about.

It's a blooming American crap thing.

The donks. Lol "

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.

Before you go to bed at night fill a jug with boiling water.Put the jug in the freezer.The following day take the jug to work with you and by time it's dinner time its thawed and you have instant boiling water for your coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.

OMG I never knew that will have to try it when I go work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.

WTF?. You see it does work,no one else believed me. Now it's om fab it must be true

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.

Just choked on ma brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.

Just choked on ma brew. "

Was it really hot after it thawed out? Is that why you choked xz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.

Just choked on ma brew. "

WTF?....You see it is true',no one else believed me when I told them. It really must be true because it's on fab now. x x

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.

Just choked on ma brew.

WTF?....You see it is true',no one else believed me when I told them. It really must be true because it's on fab now. x x

It's true and Chainged my life forever.Thank you mr Marcus sukaturd for your amazing facts and filling the waiting room for the Jeremy Kyle show xx

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

I was hoping this was going to be a discussion on chastity keyholding

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.

Paranoia? I think not

It wasn't me: I don't take the free coffee. I have told them they should offer me another free drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We shouldn't scoff.

The whole world of politics is based on stupid Facebook mêmes these days.

That whole keyholder thing probably won The Donald a million votes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was going to be a discussion on chastity keyholding"

No,we're having too much fun with the cyber tracking stuff ....

Oh' and a note for the OP,thank you for the thread that turned into banter.After a rotten few days this is just the laugh I needed so your thread did good'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We shouldn't scoff.

The whole world of politics is based on stupid Facebook mêmes these days.

That whole keyholder thing probably won The Donald a million votes.

That sounds almost like a political post, take it to the right room ya naughty thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We shouldn't scoff.

The whole world of politics is based on stupid Facebook mêmes these days.

That whole keyholder thing probably won The Donald a million votes.

That sounds almost like a political post, take it to the right room ya naughty thing

If I go in there I have to shower and change my clothes afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got me dog chipped at the vets and now he thinks the RSPCA are following him!!!

I love stupid stuff like this which people read on they're phone which records they're location, internet browsing, emails, friends, and entire life history.... Then they repost to say.... Watch out the government have a secret plot to watch you with key fobs

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