FabSwingers.com forum: Wheres my bitch

By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you sure know how to attract the women

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Mmmm! Try Trumpton....

According to Donald...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure all the "bitches" will be lining up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i like this guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says you want to be a "slave" on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says he wants "bitches" to treat him like a king but says he wants to be a sex slave on his profile?

Confusing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you aware slavery was abolished in the uk in 1833

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Haha i like this guy"

Me too

he's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just grab them by the pussey

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just grab them by the pussey

I like it when you're assertive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just grab them by the pussey

I like it when you're assertive

"
Thanks and yes, it is good to know what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a charming guy ,,, not

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Is this tonight's official "cause of fabicide" sweepstake thread?

If so, I'll have £10 on "someone hacked my account"

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

An oxymoron if ever there was . I have popcorn and here for the comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need lessons from this guy is in box must be bulging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All your "bitches" are belong to me..."

Paraphrased Internet meme ftw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn.....bet I'm to late!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh dear

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders

Somedays I would just die to be a naughty bitch.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

At least he spelt it correctly

Why do 'gangster' rappers insist on putting an extra 'a' in?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Mmm! Think I'll try this approach!

Right err! you..err!..erm bitches

Form an orderly queue, no pushing in and no 'potty mouths' unless in the throes of!

Please do not call me king, I will be unable to perform c/o PMSL

Right you have been told!

Form a queue!

Now!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Damn.....bet I'm to late!"

I'm hearing there's a reserve list, so don't give up all hope...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""All your "bitches" are belong to me..."

Paraphrased Internet meme ftw..."

Loving it

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Has to be a joke.....right....please.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

""All your "bitches" are belong to me..."

Paraphrased Internet meme ftw..."

I got it

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.

He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn.....bet I'm to late!

I'm hearing there's a reserve list, so don't give up all hope..."

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.

He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways? "

While we're mocking someone's dialect, you are aware that 'unresistable' isn't a word, yeah?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just dusting off my old comedy award, coz it needs to go to a new home. Bravo, you earned the crown, I actually have stitch!

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.

He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways?

While we're mocking someone's dialect, you are aware that 'unresistable' isn't a word, yeah? "

I have dislexia but that won't ever make me use the words he does in his thread.My excuse is the way I was born and dies it bother me? NO

was I trying to make a joke of someone classing us as bitches? YES

Sorry if I offended your serious censurtive nature but I thought this way fun.

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.

He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways?

While we're mocking someone's dialect, you are aware that 'unresistable' isn't a word, yeah?

I have dislexia but that won't ever make me use the words he does in his thread.My excuse is the way I was born and dies it bother me? NO

was I trying to make a joke of someone classing us as bitches? YES

Sorry if I offended your serious censurtive nature but I thought this way fun. "

Was fun

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prodigy smacked her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi"

Who dafuq is papi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi"

One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.

Innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're so Gangsta I've changed our profile pic in honour of this thread.

G's up hoes down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Good luck OP!!

*wanders off laughing*

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi"

Why what ya gona do dawg bust a can in ma ass

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"We're so Gangsta I've changed our profile pic in honour of this thread.

G's up hoes down

Hahahahahaha respek

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

OP, I can set up a date with Honey G for ya if ya like

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi

One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.

Innit?

This

you lose all rights when you refer to one in the 3rd person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi

One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.

Innit?

This

you lose all rights when you refer to one in the 3rd person

Well sinning is looking for her own bitch... She's the Queen and respect is a must. Papi don't know respect till he meets sinning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this tonight's official "cause of fabicide" sweepstake thread?

If so, I'll have £10 on "someone hacked my account""

£15 on "I left my phone unlocked and my mate posted this!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders

Somedays I would just die to be a naughty bitch.

Confusing statement so many errors. Big one calling ladies bitches bet you get loads of messages. I dnt think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi"

Learn respect first if you expect it

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I love the private notes function. I really do.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi

Learn respect first if you expect it "

He's possibly still out in da hood, gaining some street cred innit sis

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Bugger! Absolutely gutted

I'm out of the OP's age range *sob, sob

I so wanted to be someone's bitch.

PS I do like a bit of sarcasm xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I love the private notes function. I really do. "

I so want to see your notes

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I love the private notes function. I really do.

I so want to see your notes

Now now, can't be airing dirty laundry as well you know

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I love the private notes function. I really do.

I so want to see your notes

Now now, can't be airing dirty laundry as well you know

Is it really really dirty

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I love the private notes function. I really do.

I so want to see your notes

Now now, can't be airing dirty laundry as well you know

Is it really really dirty

Haha that's sounds so wrong

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love the private notes function. I really do.

I so want to see your notes

Now now, can't be airing dirty laundry as well you know

Is it really really dirty

Dirty Laundry - Don Henley

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXQfTDrgUAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the win......

https://youtu.be/FdGCPzI6Uck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got so many LOLZ reading this...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just give the man a bitch already, he's been here five months!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi

Why what ya gona do dawg bust a can in ma ass

Please tell me that was deliberate Bladey!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Green arrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comedy gold. Keep it coming OP, I need the laughs.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi

Why what ya gona do dawg bust a can in ma ass

Please tell me that was deliberate Bladey!"

Cap ffs cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if op got any messages. There are lots of women who want a power dynamic and maybe some thought they would try him for a laugh.

I can't see it happening but hey, if you shoot enough bullets you are bound to hit something

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

"Mmm! Think I'll try this approach!

Right err! you..err!..erm bitches

Form an orderly queue, no pushing in and no 'potty mouths' unless in the throes of!

Please do not call me king, I will be unable to perform c/o PMSL

Right you have been told!

Form a queue!

Now!

Lol that don't really work. .....

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"OP, I can set up a date with Honey G for ya if ya like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is very mixed up. Are you a pleaser or do you like to be in control. Even though you took out the sex slave part you are still throwing subby vibes out there. I'm guessing the dominant thing is new.

Here is a good tip for your new character. Real dominant men and women don't talk like that in normal conversation. They behave normally. If you need to tell people you are dominant then you probably are not dominant.

Relax and be yourself. Have fun. Stop playing characters

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Your profile is very mixed up. Are you a pleaser or do you like to be in control. Even though you took out the sex slave part you are still throwing subby vibes out there. I'm guessing the dominant thing is new.

Relax and be yourself. Have fun. Stop playing characters"

Wanting to be a sex slave is the headline of his profile. Nice pics OP, love the one where it looks like you been charging your cock. Shame you have couples as your preference. I am single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made my Monday morning. Lol at papi what a guy!!!! FML

Guys like him giving us a bad name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiz question for 5 points;

Who's profile says;

"I am a very respectful, well spoken guy and expect the same in return."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quiz question for 5 points;

Who's profile says;

"I am a very respectful, well spoken guy and expect the same in return.""

Hmmmmmmmm it's a toughie you've posed there........

This isn't mastermind you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quiz question for 5 points;

Who's profile says;

"I am a very respectful, well spoken guy and expect the same in return."

Hmmmmmmmm it's a toughie you've posed there........

This isn't mastermind you know

OK, I'll give you 50/50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi

One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.

Innit?

This

you lose all rights when you refer to one in the 3rd person

Well sinning is looking for her own bitch... She's the Queen and respect is a must. Papi don't know respect till he meets sinning

Still no message Papi?? A Queen doesn't like to be kept waiting... Screams of disrespect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi

One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.

Innit?

This

you lose all rights when you refer to one in the 3rd person

Well sinning is looking for her own bitch... She's the Queen and respect is a must. Papi don't know respect till he meets sinning

Still no message Papi?? A Queen doesn't like to be kept waiting... Screams of disrespect... "

Bitches be crazy, innit.....

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

He's hardcore,he doesn't know who Honey G is!

. I like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quiz question for 5 points;

Who's profile says;

"I am a very respectful, well spoken guy and expect the same in return."

Hmmmmmmmm it's a toughie you've posed there........

This isn't mastermind you know

Its PAPI. Really?

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .

I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .

I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks"

Doesn't mean they are Bi and I'm definitely not on your wavelength me biatch int ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its on a forum....not up to you who replies...and i would think the responses from women on here so far would have given you a fair indication of their opinion of your post..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was me looking for new chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .

I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks"

I can wear a wig if that'll help.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .

I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks"

according to your previous threads you are a bi male?

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

Keyword 'previous'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papi, you seem confused about what you want. One minute you want to be treated like a king, the next like a slave. Make your mind up and I'm sure the bitches will follow.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Keyword 'previous'"

aha yes of course, Fab straight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a bi male post"

Are we going to get to choose sexual orientations for our threads now? That could be an interesting addition to the forums

My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a bi male post

Are we going to get to choose sexual orientations for our threads now? That could be an interesting addition to the forums

My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully....

Will anyone be allowed to say anything other than K D Lang?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully....

Does this mean ladies only or lots of posts about Melissa Etheridge & Indigo Girls?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"according to your previous threads..."

(which is why I was always taught to post so much, to disguise the trail)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully....

Does this mean ladies only or lots of posts about Melissa Etheridge & Indigo Girls?

The latter

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Is your inbox overflowing yet OP?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'm crying reading this

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I like KD Lang, am I gay???

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I like KD Lang, am I gay???

Sorry....is I gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a bi male post

Are we going to get to choose sexual orientations for our threads now? That could be an interesting addition to the forums

My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully....

Will anyone be allowed to say anything other than K D Lang?"

Oh is this my cue to sing?

A kiss, just a kiss, I can't explain why I'm called Miss Chatalaine....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .

I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks

according to your previous threads you are a bi male?"

Today's "win the Internet" award goes to.....

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I like KD Lang, am I gay???

Sorry....is I gay?

I like the Indigo Girls.. Is i lesbian because I can post on this thread then

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Mmm! Think I'll try this approach!

Right err! you..err!..erm bitches

Form an orderly queue, no pushing in and no 'potty mouths' unless in the throes of!

Please do not call me king, I will be unable to perform c/o PMSL

Right you have been told!

Form a queue!

Now!

Lol that don't really work. .....

you mean neither approach works?

I am in despair understanding this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww man....what have we missed.

*Pokes OP with a cattle prod* - C'mon say more silly things and do a little dance whilst you're about it

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I got a lovely personalised version in my inbox from the OP. He's now blocked and deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I open this thread I hope to read news that she has been found....

.... which is ironic as she is chained to the foot of my bed......

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By *apigoharder OP Man
over a year ago

Norwood

I dont ever remember paying you any attention! Calm down. . I would rather have a wank then feed you any pipe

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like KD Lang, am I gay???

Sorry....is I gay?

This almost killed me off. I'm on my lunch break and nearly choked on my chicken

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I dont ever remember paying you any attention! Calm down. . I would rather have a wank then feed you any pipe"

You've not worked out the quote and reply thing yet, have you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?

has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?

Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?

has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?

Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?

Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?

If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy

For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont ever remember paying you any attention! Calm down. . I would rather have a wank then feed you any pipe

You've not worked out the quote and reply thing yet, have you."

not worked quite a few other things either apparently...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?

has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?

Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?

has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?

Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?

Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?

If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy

For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi

I rarely actually laugh out loud but you made me with that, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?

has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?

Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?

has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?

Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?

Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?

If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy

For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi

I rarely actually laugh out loud but you made me with that, thanks

one spelling mistake and one grammatical error; I hate myself for it... truly.... what's done is done... the shame...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is this what happens when santa claus and honeyg procreate

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I dont ever remember paying you any attention! Calm down. . I would rather have a wank then feed you any pipe

You've not worked out the quote and reply thing yet, have you.

not worked quite a few other things either apparently..."

But he worked out I was gagging for pipe

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But he worked out I was gagging for pipe

What's pipe? This thread has confused me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But he worked out I was gagging for pipe

What's pipe? This thread has confused me."

Me too. I think I'm too northern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come hither bitch o'mine, the timing is so ripe

Come betwixt my thighs' oh bitch and swallow all my pipe

Come dance around my maypole; come slide down upon my shaft

Come gather all my nuts in may and hear my gangsta laugh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Omg ive just looked up what papi means. I thought it was a word for his lingo.

I should move with the times more then this thread would of been funny sooner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The initial post had me in tears

still not sure if these things are done purely for the shock factor....entertaining all the same though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders

You could always try recuse kennels. There is always a bitch or 2 that needs a new home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders

Oh my goodness, a man after my own heart!

I'm looking for little bitches too, ride or die bitches.

Wanna be my little bitch? I'm sure I could find a use for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders

Oh my goodness, a man after my own heart!

I'm looking for little bitches too, ride or die bitches.

Wanna be my little bitch? I'm sure I could find a use for you

Think he may die after a night with you he wouldn't be able to handle you lol x

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"But he worked out I was gagging for pipe

What's pipe? This thread has confused me.

Me too. I think I'm too northern."

I'm also too northern don't worry

Assume feed me pipe means his cock

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.

He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways? "

@ tesco massive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But he worked out I was gagging for pipe

What's pipe? This thread has confused me.

Me too. I think I'm too northern.

I'm also too northern don't worry

Assume feed me pipe means his cock

Oh! How rude

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .

I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks"

You don't get to choose who replies on your post, unfortunately.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"But he worked out I was gagging for pipe

What's pipe? This thread has confused me.

Me too. I think I'm too northern.

I'm also too northern don't worry

Assume feed me pipe means his cock

Oh! How rude

Were you expecting polite?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm also too northern don't worry

Assume feed me pipe means his cock

I'm not sure how you can use such a positive emoji unless it's masking your dismay at being passed over as a ride and die bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're so Gangsta I've changed our profile pic in honour of this thread.

G's up hoes down

Hahahaha brilliant

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I'm also too northern don't worry

Assume feed me pipe means his cock

I'm not sure how you can use such a positive emoji unless it's masking your dismay at being passed over as a ride and die bitch."

I blocked and deleted him...I'm playing hard to get ya know. Treat em mean keen em keen and all that. I'll be his queen ride and die bitch before too long

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I like KD Lang, am I gay???

Sorry....is I gay?

This almost killed me off. I'm on my lunch break and nearly choked on my chicken

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEQOL2PUEOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is probably in the same place you left your apostrophe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is probably in the same place you left your apostrophe "

unless where is his bitch.....

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Good god, you are all incredibly superior.

Congratulations.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Credit where it's due the op makes an entertaining thread. Although it's probably not how he planned. Go check the green arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Credit where it's due the op makes an entertaining thread. Although it's probably not how he planned. Go check the green arrow

I just did....

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

He's currently bigging it up wiv d tesco massive I d car park.Planing to take ova d world INIT

D bitches will get moist when dey see his new Nike cap X

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's currently bigging it up wiv d tesco massive I d car park.Planing to take ova d world INIT

D bitches will get moist when dey see his new Nike cap X "

awwww shit he's 1 of the tescos Boyz

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"He's currently bigging it up wiv d tesco massive I d car park.Planing to take ova d world INIT

D bitches will get moist when dey see his new Nike cap X

awwww shit he's 1 of the tescos Boyz

Yes and he mash us all up init X

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's currently bigging it up wiv d tesco massive I d car park.Planing to take ova d world INIT

D bitches will get moist when dey see his new Nike cap X

awwww shit he's 1 of the tescos Boyz

Yes and he mash us all up init X "

On the bright side if he mashes us good style we won't have to read about his fantasy bietches init

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"He's currently bigging it up wiv d tesco massive I d car park.Planing to take ova d world INIT

D bitches will get moist when dey see his new Nike cap X

awwww shit he's 1 of the tescos Boyz

Yes and he mash us all up init X

On the bright side if he mashes us good style we won't have to read about his fantasy bietches init"

Hahahahaha X

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?

has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?

Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?

has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?

Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?

Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?

If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy

For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with that Papi

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP : are you really Honey G?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"Are you aware slavery was abolished in the uk in 1833 "

Might have been abolished but it still goes on trust me I no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've scrolled through but I might have missed the answer. Did anyone find man's bitch please? Can you remember where you last put her OP? Try and back track your steps for the day, I've lost things myself and this has helped. Otherwise I think there's a Find My Bitch group on Facebook you might find useful. Good luck and I hope you find her soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you bitches you really need to meet this guy he can multi task.

He can wank while having a shit and skype at same time... you never know if your lucky he will spit on his finger and fuck his ass after

"Green arrow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like KD Lang, am I gay???

Sorry....is I gay?

This almost killed me off. I'm on my lunch break and nearly choked on my chicken

I'm sure there's a "Choked the chicken" joke in there somewhere.......

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"I've scrolled through but I might have missed the answer. Did anyone find man's bitch please? Can you remember where you last put her OP? Try and back track your steps for the day, I've lost things myself and this has helped. Otherwise I think there's a Find My Bitch group on Facebook you might find useful. Good luck and I hope you find her soon

I was just writing to davina MC McCall for him to see if she would bling up one of her shows into LONG LOST BITCH papi edition X

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Ooh! Just checked OP's pics...

That might, just might be an Armani 'Santa Claus' outfit...

Classier than a Poundland Santa costume

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ooh! Just checked OP's pics...

That might, just might be an Armani 'Santa Claus' outfit...

Classier than a Poundland Santa costume

Posh cunt init

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

"Ooh! Just checked OP's pics...

That might, just might be an Armani 'Santa Claus' outfit...

Classier than a Poundland Santa costume

Posh cunt init

He lookin to empty his sack down bitches chimneys init X

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ooh! Just checked OP's pics...

That might, just might be an Armani 'Santa Claus' outfit...

Classier than a Poundland Santa costume

Posh cunt init

He lookin to empty his sack down bitches chimneys init X "

But what about the batch elves they might get jel and bust out the 9s

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"We're so Gangsta I've changed our profile pic in honour of this thread.

G's up hoes down

Stop it!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ooh! Just checked OP's pics...

That might, just might be an Armani 'Santa Claus' outfit...

Classier than a Poundland Santa costume

I think you'll find that's where the Armani santa outfits come from! !

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

She is the prodigy video

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?

has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?

Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?

has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?

Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?

Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?

If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy

For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi

"
fucking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?

has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?

Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?

has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?

Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?

Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?

If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy

For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi

fucking brilliant

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the local kennels...biiiaatch!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

You sure you havent pimped her out somewhere? Hope nobodys put a cap in her ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha

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