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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go on, beg me to stay.

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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago

gillingham

Why? if you want to leave then go ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on, beg me to stay.

"

Do you need a hand finding deactivate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For you to stay or for me to stay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plz stay you never normally crave attention and your posts in the forum make me laugh.

If you go it will break my random moments of laughter when reading the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on, beg me to stay.

"

Well....every time you go.....away. You take a piece of me with you. So, on the whole, I'd much rather you stayed.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Go on, beg me to stay.

"

If you stay I will let you have a go with my special biscuit tin that let's you record a message that plays when you open the lid. Only don't record anything rude it's my dad's Christmas present.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why? if you want to leave then go ? "

Just because...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Babe, I love you so

I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my lifetime

I've had one dream come true

I was blessed to be loved

By someone as wonderful as you

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

Hey, hey, hey

Yeah

Babe, I love you so

I, I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go…

(Overkill?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Do you need a hand finding deactivate?"

There's a deactivate?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For you to stay or for me to stay? "

You have to stay. There'd be a genuine outcry if you went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I must.... Oh please please please stay

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Plz stay you never normally crave attention and your posts in the forum make me laugh.

If you go it will break my random moments of laughter when reading the forum. "

Your little phrase tickled me so I quoted you.

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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago

gillingham


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because..."

what?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Well....every time you go.....away. You take a piece of me with you. So, on the whole, I'd much rather you stayed."

Which piece? Is it a nice piece?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Go on, beg me to stay.

"

But what if we'd rather you didn't stay?

.

What if we rather you came here?

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

If you stay I will let you have a go with my special biscuit tin that let's you record a message that plays when you open the lid. Only don't record anything rude it's my dad's Christmas present. "

Shh, what if he see's this?

Thanks for the offer. Can I record, Why not have two?

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Please stay....I have cake!

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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago

gillingham


"Babe, I love you so

I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my lifetime

I've had one dream come true

I was blessed to be loved

By someone as wonderful as you

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

Hey, hey, hey

Yeah

Babe, I love you so

I, I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go…

(Overkill? "

KC & Sunshine Band

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Babe, I love you so

I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my lifetime

I've had one dream come true

I was blessed to be loved

By someone as wonderful as you

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

Hey, hey, hey

Yeah

Babe, I love you so

I, I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go…

(Overkill? "

Aw, he says he loves me. Are you offering to put a ring on it?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

But what if we'd rather you didn't stay?

.

What if we rather you came here?

Mr ddc"

At this time of night and on a school night to boot? Deviants!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Please stay....I have cake! "

Ooo, the magic words. You do mean cake and not the naughty sexual thing that is being called cake, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the trump topics we have here lol

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"Please stay....I have cake!

Ooo, the magic words. You do mean cake and not the naughty sexual thing that is being called cake, don't you?

"

Oh totally! The sugary cakes goodness type.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because...

what?"

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/571210 Scroll to BumbleBea.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me."

If it's your legs I'll be happy with that.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Babe, I love you so

I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my lifetime

I've had one dream come true

I was blessed to be loved

By someone as wonderful as you

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

Hey, hey, hey

Yeah

Babe, I love you so

I, I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go…

(Overkill?

Aw, he says he loves me. Are you offering to put a ring on it?

"

I only have a coconut ring biscuit...but i can put the kettle on as well?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All the trump topics we have here lol "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a-m3pH9Dr8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.

If it's your legs I'll be happy with that.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't offer begs to stay but I do a nice line in joyful relief and glee when you decide to stay if that's okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me a bacon sarnie...and stay!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I won't offer begs to stay but I do a nice line in joyful relief and glee when you decide to stay if that's okay? "

I think we need a whole "Joyful relief and glee" thread. I'm tucking that phrase away for a miserable day.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Make me a bacon sarnie...and stay!"

No bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww don't leave! You are genuinely one of the nicest people I've met off here xx

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because...

what?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/571210#message_11772450

"

{in the voice of Punch}

"That's the way to do it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won't offer begs to stay but I do a nice line in joyful relief and glee when you decide to stay if that's okay?

I think we need a whole "Joyful relief and glee" thread. I'm tucking that phrase away for a miserable day.

"

one will come soon. It's the ebb and flow of forum life..When it does you can break out the joyful relief and glee

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Are you Pre-UNLOSing us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go, Lickety. I love your posts and how you come across.

Did I mention I make excellent cake?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Go on, beg me to stay.

But what if we'd rather you didn't stay?

.

What if we rather you came here?

Mr ddc

At this time of night and on a school night to boot? Deviants!"

Well, in that case, stay.

(ha, ha! You walked into my trap... )

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Awww don't leave! You are genuinely one of the nicest people I've met off here xx "

Thank you! That's very sweet of you to say. You're pretty special.

If I ever left I don't think I'd announce it. I'm not really begging for reasons to stay. Just adding to the LAMs and time-wasting as I my cold is keeping me awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww don't leave! You are genuinely one of the nicest people I've met off here xx "

you haven't me me yet..I'm 7% nicer.

(Some or all of the preceding statement may be a fabrication and not based in actual reality)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are you Pre-UNLOSing us? "

It's a premature ejaculation of a sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on, beg me to stay.

"

Just go

I'll even give you your BFH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical-premature!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't go, Lickety. I love your posts and how you come across.

Did I mention I make excellent cake? "

Mmmm, more cake.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Just go

I'll even give you your BFH"

I'll have to stay to find out what BFH means.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Typical-premature! "

I still want the legs. Mine are about half the length of yours.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Go on, beg me to stay.

But what if we'd rather you didn't stay?

.

What if we rather you came here?

Mr ddc

At this time of night and on a school night to boot? Deviants!

Well, in that case, stay.

(ha, ha! You walked into my trap... )

"

pssst dont trust mr ddc his spare room is really a cellar full of creepy crawlies

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Just go

I'll even give you your BFH

I'll have to stay to find out what BFH means.

"

bus fare home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical-premature!

I still want the legs. Mine are about half the length of yours.

"

You wouldn't leave me a leg to stand on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the trump topics we have here lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a-m3pH9Dr8

"

That is a good one lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus Fare Home ,love !!!

(copyright,Jim Bowen,Bullseye)

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

For heavens sake stay. You are the only real woman on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Well....every time you go.....away. You take a piece of me with you. So, on the whole, I'd much rather you stayed.

Which piece? Is it a nice piece?

"

My pinky. It's a rather nice pinky. And the only one I have left. If you go I will be fully de-pinkied. Pinkieless if you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi.. aren't we meeting at the end of the month... you can't leave just cos you want to cancel... just block me and move on...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

But what if we'd rather you didn't stay?

.

What if we rather you came here?

Mr ddc

At this time of night and on a school night to boot? Deviants!

Well, in that case, stay.

(ha, ha! You walked into my trap... )

pssst dont trust mr ddc his spare room is really a cellar full of creepy crawlies "

What about the puddings? He makes pudding.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Just go

I'll even give you your BFH

I'll have to stay to find out what BFH means.

bus fare home"

Well that was short-lived. I'd better pack my bags.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Are you Pre-UNLOSing us?

It's a premature ejaculation of a sort.

"

Cool

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Well....every time you go.....away. You take a piece of me with you. So, on the whole, I'd much rather you stayed.

Which piece? Is it a nice piece?

My pinky. It's a rather nice pinky. And the only one I have left. If you go I will be fully de-pinkied. Pinkieless if you will."

How will you be able to drink your tea if I take your last remaining pinkie?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because..."

Hmmmmm Compelling reason indeed.

On the other hand,You could leave,but you know,

you'll be taking some of the honesty with you.

So Ffs man up,and stay.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Oi.. aren't we meeting at the end of the month... you can't leave just cos you want to cancel... just block me and move on... "

Yes you mustn't miss out on Pauly, he's lovely

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"pssst dont trust mr ddc his spare room is really a cellar full of creepy crawlies "

I'll tell Mrs ddc you called her a creepy crawly

Besides, the "spare room" has ropes n chains n stuff, so no-one *ever* leaves there

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oi.. aren't we meeting at the end of the month... you can't leave just cos you want to cancel... just block me and move on... "

If I block you I have to ignore everything you say on the forum. It's a tough one...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because...

Hmmmmm Compelling reason indeed.

On the other hand,You could leave,but you know,

you'll be taking some of the honesty with you.

So Ffs man up,and stay.

"

The lack of a man makes it difficult to man up. I enjoy an up man, preferably with me on top.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oi.. aren't we meeting at the end of the month... you can't leave just cos you want to cancel... just block me and move on...

Yes you mustn't miss out on Pauly, he's lovely "

What if I break him? I'd have to leave before the rest of you run me out of Fab.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

What about the puddings? He makes pudding.

"

Mincemeat Roly Poly with custard tonight.

With homemade mincemeat

(Mrs ddc forgot to buy some - you just can't get the staff )

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"pssst dont trust mr ddc his spare room is really a cellar full of creepy crawlies

I'll tell Mrs ddc you called her a creepy crawly

Besides, the "spare room" has ropes n chains n stuff, so no-one *ever* leaves there

"

You just want my NT membership card, don't you?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Babe, I love you so

I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my lifetime

I've had one dream come true

I was blessed to be loved

By someone as wonderful as you

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go away

Please don't go

Don't go

I'm begging you to stay

Hey, hey, hey

Yeah

Babe, I love you so

I, I want you to know

That I'm gonna miss your love

The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go

Don't go

Don't go…

(Overkill? "

Nah, that's definitely not the lyrics to "Overkill",

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

What about the puddings? He makes pudding.

Mincemeat Roly Poly with custard tonight.

With homemade mincemeat

(Mrs ddc forgot to buy some - you just can't get the staff )

"

It sounded fine until you got to 'with custard'. Is it possible to have it sans custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Well....every time you go.....away. You take a piece of me with you. So, on the whole, I'd much rather you stayed.

Which piece? Is it a nice piece?

My pinky. It's a rather nice pinky. And the only one I have left. If you go I will be fully de-pinkied. Pinkieless if you will.

How will you be able to drink your tea if I take your last remaining pinkie? "

If you stay I'll keep my pinkie and won't have to suffer the indignity of being escorted from The Ritz during afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Just go

I'll even give you your BFH

I'll have to stay to find out what BFH means.

bus fare home

Well that was short-lived. I'd better pack my bags.

"

Well you've had a day since saying your doing one so why not just do one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi.. aren't we meeting at the end of the month... you can't leave just cos you want to cancel... just block me and move on...

Yes you mustn't miss out on Pauly, he's lovely

What if I break him? I'd have to leave before the rest of you run me out of Fab.

"

I cant be broken.... but I may be bent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you left, you'd make me sad. And you don't want me to be sad, do you?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

What about the puddings? He makes pudding.

Mincemeat Roly Poly with custard tonight.

With homemade mincemeat

(Mrs ddc forgot to buy some - you just can't get the staff )

It sounded fine until you got to 'with custard'. Is it possible to have it sans custard?

"

There is always the option of cream or ice-cream. (or a combination, which is what we normally have )

And yes, bring NT card and all bank cards. We'll keep using them on your behalf to stop your bank manager getting suspicious.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Well....every time you go.....away. You take a piece of me with you. So, on the whole, I'd much rather you stayed.

Which piece? Is it a nice piece?

My pinky. It's a rather nice pinky. And the only one I have left. If you go I will be fully de-pinkied. Pinkieless if you will.

How will you be able to drink your tea if I take your last remaining pinkie?

If you stay I'll keep my pinkie and won't have to suffer the indignity of being escorted from The Ritz during afternoon tea "

I feel honour-bound to stay. I don't drink tea but I know the pinkie plays a vital role in the whole thing.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Oi.. aren't we meeting at the end of the month... you can't leave just cos you want to cancel... just block me and move on...

Yes you mustn't miss out on Pauly, he's lovely

What if I break him? I'd have to leave before the rest of you run me out of Fab.

"

True that, so don't

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on, beg me to stay.

Just go

I'll even give you your BFH

I'll have to stay to find out what BFH means.

bus fare home

Well that was short-lived. I'd better pack my bags.

Well you've had a day since saying your doing one so why not just do one"

Gosh, I know time flies when you're having fun but when did 50 minutes become a whole day?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because...

Hmmmmm Compelling reason indeed.

On the other hand,You could leave,but you know,

you'll be taking some of the honesty with you.

So Ffs man up,and stay.

The lack of a man makes it difficult to man up. I enjoy an up man, preferably with me on top.

"

At the end of the day it's always hard work, gardening, decorating, or heaven forbid sex.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oi.. aren't we meeting at the end of the month... you can't leave just cos you want to cancel... just block me and move on...

Yes you mustn't miss out on Pauly, he's lovely

What if I break him? I'd have to leave before the rest of you run me out of Fab.

I cant be broken.... but I may be bent "

Can I watch?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I feel honour-bound to stay. "

Yeayyyyyy

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you left, you'd make me sad. And you don't want me to be sad, do you?"

That would truly break my heart. Your smile warms a whole room.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

What about the puddings? He makes pudding.

Mincemeat Roly Poly with custard tonight.

With homemade mincemeat

(Mrs ddc forgot to buy some - you just can't get the staff )

It sounded fine until you got to 'with custard'. Is it possible to have it sans custard?

There is always the option of cream or ice-cream. (or a combination, which is what we normally have )

And yes, bring NT card and all bank cards. We'll keep using them on your behalf to stop your bank manager getting suspicious.

"

You'll be kept busy then.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I cant be broken.... but I may be bent "

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi.. aren't we meeting at the end of the month... you can't leave just cos you want to cancel... just block me and move on...

Yes you mustn't miss out on Pauly, he's lovely

What if I break him? I'd have to leave before the rest of you run me out of Fab.

I cant be broken.... but I may be bent

Can I watch?"

Maybe... if you stay...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because...

Hmmmmm Compelling reason indeed.

On the other hand,You could leave,but you know,

you'll be taking some of the honesty with you.

So Ffs man up,and stay.

The lack of a man makes it difficult to man up. I enjoy an up man, preferably with me on top.

At the end of the day it's always hard work, gardening, decorating, or heaven forbid sex."

Decorating? What is this strange thing of which you speak?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If you left, you'd make me sad. And you don't want me to be sad, do you?

That would truly break my heart. Your smile warms a whole room.

"

And his hair too

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


".... but I may be bent "

Is that like Fab-straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... but I may be bent

Is that like Fab-straight?

"

Someone has stolen my account!! Straight as a 9 bob note here

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because...

Hmmmmm Compelling reason indeed.

On the other hand,You could leave,but you know,

you'll be taking some of the honesty with you.

So Ffs man up,and stay.

The lack of a man makes it difficult to man up. I enjoy an up man, preferably with me on top.

At the end of the day it's always hard work, gardening, decorating, or heaven forbid sex.

Decorating? What is this strange thing of which you speak?

"

The bloke who invented fckin ought to be decorated and the bloke who invented decorating ought to fcked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you left, you'd make me sad. And you don't want me to be sad, do you?

That would truly break my heart. Your smile warms a whole room.

"

A little OTT perhaps but thank you.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Go on, beg me to stay.

"

The forum would be a darker place without you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you are 'd here.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Because you are 'd here. "

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


".... but I may be bent

Is that like Fab-straight?

Someone has stolen my account!! Straight as a 9 bob note here"

Three times last night Markoh handed me his phone while logged in. At one point I got as far as "preview message" with a love-note for one of the mods before he cottoned on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... but I may be bent

Is that like Fab-straight?

Someone has stolen my account!! Straight as a 9 bob note here

Three times last night Markoh handed me his phone while logged in. At one point I got as far as "preview message" with a love-note for one of the mods before he cottoned on. "

You previewed message? Rookie error

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Why? if you want to leave then go ?

Just because...

Hmmmmm Compelling reason indeed.

On the other hand,You could leave,but you know,

you'll be taking some of the honesty with you.

So Ffs man up,and stay.

The lack of a man makes it difficult to man up. I enjoy an up man, preferably with me on top.

"

Sorry,I should have had a wee look at your profile before I posted.

Unfortunately that was my best advice.

For some reasons,birds never come to me for advice.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


".... but I may be bent

Is that like Fab-straight?

Someone has stolen my account!! Straight as a 9 bob note here

Three times last night Markoh handed me his phone while logged in. At one point I got as far as "preview message" with a love-note for one of the mods before he cottoned on. "

You've gone further with Markoh than I have.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


".... but I may be bent

Is that like Fab-straight?

Someone has stolen my account!! Straight as a 9 bob note here

Three times last night Markoh handed me his phone while logged in. At one point I got as far as "preview message" with a love-note for one of the mods before he cottoned on.

You've gone further with Markoh than I have. "

He thought I was trying to "help".

The innocence of youth, eh?

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Plz stay I have birthday cake it's v yummy just like you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on, beg me to stay.

"

Please stay, no one's ever brought a tear to my eye like that before.

You know to what I refer....

*not "that" eye you filthy perverts!!!!!!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Have some Rhianna

Not really sure how to feel about it

Something in the way you move

Makes me feel like I can't live without you

It takes me all the way

I want you to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on, beg me to stay.

"

To beg properly, I'd have to get on my knees in front of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... but I may be bent

Is that like Fab-straight?

Someone has stolen my account!! Straight as a 9 bob note here

Three times last night Markoh handed me his phone while logged in. At one point I got as far as "preview message" with a love-note for one of the mods before he cottoned on. "

When you said "three times last night" I thought, "he can't be talking about me", then I read the rest....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


".... but I may be bent

Is that like Fab-straight?

Someone has stolen my account!! Straight as a 9 bob note here

Three times last night Markoh handed me his phone while logged in. At one point I got as far as "preview message" with a love-note for one of the mods before he cottoned on.

When you said "three times last night" I thought, "he can't be talking about me", then I read the rest....

"

Just be grateful I wasn't quick-witted enough to change all your "what I'm looking for" details. You could have woken up to a bumper inbox

(next time... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... but I may be bent

Is that like Fab-straight?

Someone has stolen my account!! Straight as a 9 bob note here

Three times last night Markoh handed me his phone while logged in. At one point I got as far as "preview message" with a love-note for one of the mods before he cottoned on.

You've gone further with Markoh than I have. "

You'd best not leave then.....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I couldn't cope if you left OP. Who would summarise Strictly for me?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I couldn't cope if you left OP. Who would summarise Strictly for me? "

And against my iron held convictions I might have to consider getting a tv.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

No,bugger off!

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