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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.... well, why?

Remember folks:

Play nicely and keep it TONGUE IN CHEEK!

This is a fun thread so don't use it to settle old scores or score genuine points against anyone ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have to bump my own threads to appear popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to do my trousers up properly...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I know how to wear a top that closes fully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm better then the person above because this lady ain't no tramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... well, why?

Remember folks:

Play nicely and keep it TONGUE IN CHEEK!

This is a fun thread so don't use it to settle old scores or score genuine points against anyone .. "
I have boobs lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm less angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking bigot! Ignorant racist trash! We're all exactly the same, get an education! Mario Draghi and the homeless heroin addict begging you for change as you walk home from work are exactly the same, one was just luckier than the other! Nobody is better than anybody else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm better then the person above because this lady ain't no tramp "

What happened to playing nice

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

Becuse I have a full 4 box of walnut whips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm less angry "

Because, I have boobs on my torso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/11/16 22:23:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my age range is flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Becuse I have a full 4 box of walnut whips "

I just ate said 4 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I don't have a kindle for a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm better then the person above because this lady ain't no tramp

What happened to playing nice "

i am playing nice that comment was said tongue in cheek hence the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse is hotter. One for the ladies only mind.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays


"Fucking bigot! Ignorant racist trash! We're all exactly the same, get an education! Mario Draghi and the homeless heroin addict begging you for change as you walk home from work are exactly the same, one was just luckier than the other! Nobody is better than anybody else!

Wow your such a diva when you haven't had a snickers

Calm down its not meant to be nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arse is hotter. One for the ladies only mind. "

I dont cover my bits with a kindle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My arse is hotter. One for the ladies only mind.

I dont cover my bits with a kindle! "

I don't need suspenders to hold my stockings up

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"My arse is hotter. One for the ladies only mind.

I dont cover my bits with a kindle!

I don't need suspenders to hold my stockings up "

xxxxx Suzi

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

I can spell Stoke on Trent

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I can spell criteria.

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here


"[Removed by poster at 13/11/16 22:35:11]"

I check my spelling before posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can spell diaria...... fuck it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can spell Stoke on Trent "

We can spell time wasters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/11/16 22:35:11]"

i don't do removed by poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can spell criteria. "

I know that the word 'and' shouldn't be followed by a comma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tash is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm can admit when I'm wrong

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield


"My tash is real "

I'd love to say I am but only thing I came up with Was I'v ok got nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't put empty After Eight wrappers back in the box to disguise the fact I've eaten a handful ..

(Reminder! Play nicely everyone !!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm can admit when I'm wrong "

I can admit when she is wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tash is real

I'd love to say I am but only thing I came up with Was I'v ok got nothing "

Not even going there. Jenny is too lovely.

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

I can blow bubbles in the bath without putting my head under the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a nicer smile than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have a nicer smile than me "

And you have a better are

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield


"My tash is real

I'd love to say I am but only thing I came up with Was I'v ok got nothing

Not even going there. Jenny is too lovely. "

Awwww ty actually crying now xxxx love u xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have a nicer smile than me

And you have a better are "

Arse*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tash is real

I'd love to say I am but only thing I came up with Was I'v ok got nothing

Not even going there. Jenny is too lovely.

Awwww ty actually crying now xxxx love u xxxx"

You're welcome lovely xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tash is real

I'd love to say I am but only thing I came up with Was I'v ok got nothing

Not even going there. Jenny is too lovely.

Awwww ty actually crying now xxxx love u xxxx

You're welcome lovely xxxx"

Port Talbot has a much nicer beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tash is real

I'd love to say I am but only thing I came up with Was I'v ok got nothing

Not even going there. Jenny is too lovely.

Awwww ty actually crying now xxxx love u xxxx

You're welcome lovely xxxx

Port Talbot has a much nicer beach "

I've swung more than the king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tash is real

I'd love to say I am but only thing I came up with Was I'v ok got nothing

Not even going there. Jenny is too lovely.

Awwww ty actually crying now xxxx love u xxxx

You're welcome lovely xxxx

Port Talbot has a much nicer beach

I've swung more than the king "

iv'e got cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have donuts

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I have donuts"

I have boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have donuts

I have boobs."

I have bigger boobs and a bigger belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have donuts

I have boobs.

I have bigger boobs and a bigger belly "

I have a dinkle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have A bigger cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tea and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I live near the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have tea and biscuits "

i have tea biscuits cake and boobs

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield


"I have tea and biscuits "

I have wine and boobs and it's my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live near the sea "

I have a penis

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

I unplug the toaster before licking the crumbs out of the bottom X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have caramel ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have baileys haagen das

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have caramel ice cream "

I look like Lawrence of Arabia (evening thread joke!)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I can fit inside a suitcase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have caramel ice cream "

I have wafers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have caramel ice cream

I look like Lawrence of Arabia (evening thread joke!)"

I got the answer on equality... (I lie, that never happened)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have caramel waffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own an ice cream shop

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I come with tits & a pussy

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a sex machine ready to reload

Like an atom bomb about to

Oh oh oh oh oh explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have caramel ice cream

I look like Lawrence of Arabia (evening thread joke!)

I got the answer on equality... (I lie, that never happened)"

Lol!!! I'm a very angry ranty boy!

And for the real game, I'm sporting a brilliant rainbow coloured face/eye bruise -- it's pretty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tits & a pussy

S"

So do I?... Well, last time I checked I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a sex machine ready to reload

Like an atom bomb about to

Oh oh oh oh oh explode"

I don't wear red underpants.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I come with tits & a pussy

S

So do I?... Well, last time I checked I did "

You got a willy too?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tits & a pussy

S

So do I?... Well, last time I checked I did

You got a willy too?

S"

Damn! You win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fit a magnum in my mouth (ice cream one)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know that if you think of a number, double it, then double it again, add 16 and divide by 4, if you subtract the number you first thought of, the answer you're left with is 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit a magnum in my mouth (ice cream one)"

I buy tights that don't have a hole in them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm not 100% a dick

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I can fit a magnum in my mouth (ice cream one)"

I've got a better bush (probably)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

No offence but move aside, dear chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a brand new combine harvester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got better taste in music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a brand new combine harvester"

Pretty useless when I'm not giving back the key though innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit a magnum in my mouth (ice cream one)

I've got a better bush (probably) "

Not at the minute

I know gloves go on my hands

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I've got better taste in music"

Au contraire, mon cherie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a brand new combine harvester"

You've got 20 acres, but I've got 43 ..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*sits in deck chair, lights Cohiba and adjusts Panama*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8niyG-cPgs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not living in a teenage fantasy.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I can fit a magnum in my mouth (ice cream one)

I've got a better bush (probably)

Not at the minute

I know gloves go on my hands "

Damn that's hot! Don't try and distract me though

I'm still much sexier in stripey leg wear

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I can fit a magnum in my mouth (ice cream one)

I've got a better bush (probably)

Not at the minute

I know gloves go on my hands

Damn that's hot! Don't try and distract me though

I'm still much sexier in stripey leg wear "

I have bewbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit a magnum in my mouth (ice cream one)

I've got a better bush (probably)

Not at the minute

I know gloves go on my hands

Damn that's hot! Don't try and distract me though

I'm still much sexier in stripey leg wear "

I can have multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what "person above" means.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I know what "person above" means. "

I got nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know what "person above" means. "

I'll have decided on my sexuality by the time I'm 41.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Still Less Angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a coloured camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Dont Need Filters

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I chose a unique username so I didn't have to put a number after it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have more to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Dont Need Filters"

I do because I'm not easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have to share"

I'm too slow a Typer for this game

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I don't have to share"

I keep my username

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sharing Cake

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"I don't have to share

I'm too slow a Typer for this game "

Not as slow as me xxxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sharing Cake"

Clearly.

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I get my post right first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a perfectionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wardrobe that takes me to Narnia (just don't tell my psychologist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Aslan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a wardrobe that takes me to Narnia (just don't tell my psychologist)"

I don't get blocked... Well maybe a little fib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a wardrobe that takes me to Narnia (just don't tell my psychologist)

I don't get blocked... Well maybe a little fib"

Wounded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/11/16 23:18:39]"

I've already found the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen her boobies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a wardrobe that takes me to Narnia (just don't tell my psychologist)

I don't get blocked... Well maybe a little fib

Wounded! "

I can pee on target while standing up (without the use of extra equipment) and not getting my feet wet.

It's not much, but right now that's all I have got

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I shit on your grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen her boobies!"

My cock doesn't bend sideways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good"

I have a fanny, and boobs....clearly that makes me better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good

I have a fanny, and boobs....clearly that makes me better! "

My school tie was better than yours.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good

I have a fanny, and boobs....clearly that makes me better! "

Because my inside leg is 1 inch longer than hers

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good

I have a fanny, and boobs....clearly that makes me better! "

I see your fanny and boobs and raise you a nice arse - ergo surely I'm better?

I don't have the Oirish charm, however!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sharing Cake

Clearly. "

I like the new avatar not thread related but I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sharing Cake

Clearly.

I like the new avatar not thread related but I like it."

I know how to respond to the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sharing Cake

Clearly.

I like the new avatar not thread related but I like it.

I know how to respond to the thread. "

I am a girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a happy-go-lucky ray of fucking sunshine.

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over a year ago


"I'm a happy-go-lucky ray of fucking sunshine. "

My username isn't almost an anagram of a popular science fiction comic

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over a year ago


"I'm a happy-go-lucky ray of fucking sunshine.

My username isn't almost an anagram of a popular science fiction comic "

And mine isn't the -shire I'm from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a happy-go-lucky ray of fucking sunshine.

My username isn't almost an anagram of a popular science fiction comic "

I don't take so long to pop a pair of trousers on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sharing Cake

Clearly.

I like the new avatar not thread related but I like it.

I know how to respond to the thread.

I am a girl.

"

*mic drop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sharing Cake

Clearly.

I like the new avatar not thread related but I like it.

I know how to respond to the thread.

I am a girl.

*mic drop*"

I'm faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm Spartacus "

*sighs and rolls eyes*

No.

I'm Spartacus and so's my wife.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm Spartacus

*sighs and rolls eyes*

No.

I'm Spartacus and so's my wife.

"

I'm Brian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know when it's bedtime and so to drop out of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep so I'm still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the Holy hand grenade of Antioch

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By *ilfy85Woman
over a year ago

Beckwithshaw

Because I'm female

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Because I'm female "

Because I swing both ways in a highly decorative manner.

*shove over, lady*

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By *ilfy85Woman
over a year ago

Beckwithshaw


"Because I'm female

Because I swing both ways in a highly decorative manner.

*shove over, lady*

"
so do I lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the mother of a child who, when asked who Jesus was, today said, "He's the son of God-damn"!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

[Removed by poster at 13/11/16 23:51:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't delete posts

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Because I'm female

Because I swing both ways in a highly decorative manner.

*shove over, lady*

so do I lol "

In which case there's only one option:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnfKmNRfLYU

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't delete posts "

I build bridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't delete posts

I build bridges "

I bake cakes

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I don't delete posts

I build bridges "

I've got nicer tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no longer use a boom box

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I no longer use a boom box "

I have a poppy

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I no longer use a boom box

I have a poppy "

I have jet lag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I no longer use a boom box

I have a poppy

I have jet lag "

I haven't owned any Batman clothing since I was 8/9.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I own a cool shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I no longer use a boom box

I have a poppy

I have jet lag

I haven't owned any Batman clothing since I was 8/9."

I'm a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I no longer use a boom box

I have a poppy

I have jet lag

I haven't owned any Batman clothing since I was 8/9.

I'm a nice person "

I can't compete with that

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By *ayo001Man
over a year ago

Ennis

I'm a very nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a very nice person "

I'm welsh

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm quarter German, quarter Russian and my surname is Polish.

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

Becuse at 2am I'm opening a bottle of Moët and having lobster Thermidor followed by a tiramisu with my bf/master as soon as he finishes work.

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo


"I'm a very nice person

I'm welsh "

Im not welsh lol

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By *ayo001Man
over a year ago

Ennis

I'm irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quarter German, quarter Russian and my surname is Polish.

"

I'm Scottish that is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm irish "

Ahhhh shit.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Becuse at 2am I'm opening a bottle of Moët and having lobster Thermidor followed by a tiramisu with my bf/master as soon as he finishes work."

Predictable.

I'm treating the other half to lunch at Steirereck

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over a year ago


"Becuse at 2am I'm opening a bottle of Moët and having lobster Thermidor followed by a tiramisu with my bf/master as soon as he finishes work.

Predictable.

I'm treating the other half to lunch at Steirereck "

I'm dealing with a teething baby. Beat that!!

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays


"Becuse at 2am I'm opening a bottle of Moët and having lobster Thermidor followed by a tiramisu with my bf/master as soon as he finishes work.

Predictable.

I'm treating the other half to lunch at Steirereck "

What's steriereck and yes that makes me better than you being thick and not knowing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Becuse at 2am I'm opening a bottle of Moët and having lobster Thermidor followed by a tiramisu with my bf/master as soon as he finishes work.

Predictable.

I'm treating the other half to lunch at Steirereck

I'm dealing with a teething baby. Beat that!! "

Use anbesol liquid rubbed on their sore gums.

Mic drop*

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays


"Becuse at 2am I'm opening a bottle of Moët and having lobster Thermidor followed by a tiramisu with my bf/master as soon as he finishes work.

Predictable.

I'm treating the other half to lunch at Steirereck

I'm dealing with a teething baby. Beat that!! "

I'm broody? and would love a baby excuse my spelling as I have dyslexia but I do take my time to check every thing I write or the wolfs on here attack so that makes me better than everyone above me EVERYONE lol X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Because I rise above petty concerns

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Becuse at 2am I'm opening a bottle of Moët and having lobster Thermidor followed by a tiramisu with my bf/master as soon as he finishes work.

Predictable.

I'm treating the other half to lunch at Steirereck

I'm dealing with a teething baby. Beat that!!

I'm broody? and would love a baby excuse my spelling as I have dyslexia but I do take my time to check every thing I write or the wolfs on here attack so that makes me better than everyone above me EVERYONE lol X "

Because I drink bollinger. Pfft Moët

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Reach out

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And it all stops

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Becuse at 2am I'm opening a bottle of Moët and having lobster Thermidor followed by a tiramisu with my bf/master as soon as he finishes work.

Predictable.

I'm treating the other half to lunch at Steirereck

I'm dealing with a teething baby. Beat that!!

I'm broody? and would love a baby excuse my spelling as I have dyslexia but I do take my time to check every thing I write or the wolfs on here attack so that makes me better than everyone above me EVERYONE lol X "

Because I drink bollinger. Pfft Moët"

Ikr?

Parvenu!

*tuts*

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