FabSwingers.com forum: TV ADVERTS THAT FUCKING ANNOY ME

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

CURRENT TV ADVERTS THAT ARE PERPETUATED TO ANNOY THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU

EG TOOTHBRUSH ADVERT THAT BUZZES LIKE YOUR MOBILES JUST GONE OFF

PRICKS

PLEASE ADD YOURS

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

First world problems right there eh op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to shout!

I hate all the Tesco ones which promote the bumbling idiot dad trope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to shout!

I hate all the Tesco ones which promote the bumbling idiot dad trope. "

me to there have got to be the worst of the lot

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By *usbands helperMan
over a year ago

norwich

grrr all the xnas ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scs. That womans voice is like nails dragged down a blackboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get annoyed over an advert?

I can't think of one that does, I'm either too laid back of I got bigger problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 7.30 on a Sunday morning and you are posting an angry rant about TV adverts?

Why don't you turn off the TV and go and do something less boring instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"grrr all the xnas ones"

bah humbug

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Nicole sherzinger (think that's how you spell it) in the Muller yoghurt ads.

Why is it she always falls and gets a tiny blob of yoghurt on her nose??? I want to see the clumsy cow get it all over her face!!!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Find most adverts annoying these days but as we record a lot of our tv programmes these days we just fast forward through them. Simples!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep wife hates that banshee

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I dislike the santander one where the girl is desperate for the last football sticker.

The mum tells the dad he can't buy it in ebay cos it's too expensive then takes all the glory by stalking said footballer, buying coach tickets, turns up at his house and gets a pic of the daughter with him.

Selfish bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LOL @ The irony of that when you (at 730am) are commenting on me writing about tv ads haha

Eeeedyit

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's 7.30 on a Sunday morning and you are posting an angry rant about TV adverts?

Why don't you turn off the TV and go and do something less boring instead?"

You are responding to an angry rant about adverts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nicole sherzinger (think that's how you spell it) in the Muller yoghurt ads.

Why is it she always falls and gets a tiny blob of yoghurt on her nose??? I want to see the clumsy cow get it all over her face!!!"

Meeeeow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's 7.30 on a Sunday morning and you are posting an angry rant about TV adverts?

Why don't you turn off the TV and go and do something less boring instead?

You are responding to an angry rant about adverts.....

I'm on a train to London and forgot to pick up a book so the forums are providing a distraction. Is that okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nicole sherzinger (think that's how you spell it) in the Muller yoghurt ads.

Why is it she always falls and gets a tiny blob of yoghurt on her nose??? I want to see the clumsy cow get it all over her face!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find Tv fuckung annoying ,so I dont watch it .easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the adds but I am now skint as I am continuously calling and donating £3 here and £5 there and saving the children around the world

praise the lord

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'd had enough of meerkats and "seeemples" about ten years ago.

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By *urious and lookingCouple
over a year ago

cork

The new John Lewis one. Killing the joy of Santa

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's 7.30 on a Sunday morning and you are posting an angry rant about TV adverts?

Why don't you turn off the TV and go and do something less boring instead?

You are responding to an angry rant about adverts.....

I'm on a train to London and forgot to pick up a book so the forums are providing a distraction. Is that okay?"

It's not for me to say but just find or odd that you felt compelled to moan about a thread you didn't like.... What's the stock response to that one?!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Nicole sherzinger (think that's how you spell it) in the Muller yoghurt ads.

Why is it she always falls and gets a tiny blob of yoghurt on her nose??? I want to see the clumsy cow get it all over her face!!!"

"Mullerlicious"

Feck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nicole sherzinger (think that's how you spell it) in the Muller yoghurt ads.

Why is it she always falls and gets a tiny blob of yoghurt on her nose??? I want to see the clumsy cow get it all over her face!!!

"Mullerlicious"

Feck off!"

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Any Comparison site adverts

They're not even trying to sell you their product, just outdoing each other on annoyingness

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

That cheesy Lloyds bank one makes me want to puke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's 7.30 on a Sunday morning and you are posting an angry rant about TV adverts?

Why don't you turn off the TV and go and do something less boring instead?

You are responding to an angry rant about adverts.....

I'm on a train to London and forgot to pick up a book so the forums are providing a distraction. Is that okay?

It's not for me to say but just find or odd that you felt compelled to moan about a thread you didn't like.... What's the stock response to that one?! "

I was more commenting on just how angry the post seems. The capital letters and calling people pricks.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Wondercore smart with it's " tight toned buuuuuns " and "like a lazur "

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By *orfolkman87Man
over a year ago

Norfolk

Any advert that say fleek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deezer...... that could be the best product ever. But I would never use it, purely because of how annoying the commercial is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well other than to hate all ads my pet hate is any ad that's filmed in another language and then dubbed in English gets on my tits..

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

The go compear adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the Malteasers ones absolutely nauseating. Not content with the original "girl power!!" message, they now insist on having disabled women talking about their sexual exploits.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Nicole sherzinger (think that's how you spell it) in the Muller yoghurt ads.

Why is it she always falls and gets a tiny blob of yoghurt on her nose??? I want to see the clumsy cow get it all over her face!!!

Meeeeow

Ha ha.

My daughter laughs at me everytime it comes on. I get so hacked off. Do they really think we're that simple that we'd think you'd just get a blob on your nose if you fell over with it in your hand.

Comon Muller, give us the real scenario, smother her in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders and stutters.

Go compare opera singer.

Any bingo adds (foxy, Barbara Windsor's blue balls etc).

I used to at least appreciate the John Lewis ads....even if I didn't think much of them, they were well constructed. this years ad is just banal.... and too early.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I'm so glad I just binge watch Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nicole sherzinger (think that's how you spell it) in the Muller yoghurt ads.

Why is it she always falls and gets a tiny blob of yoghurt on her nose??? I want to see the clumsy cow get it all over her face!!!"

Totally agree.Cos they'd all be laughing if she pulled everything off the table onto the floor!

That said I'd like to see something else all over her face

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Any ad or show that uses a doorbell that sends our dog mad and running and barking thinking someone is at our door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid all adverts, main stream news garbage and film trailers as much as i possibly can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bliss of never watching telly

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"Nicole sherzinger (think that's how you spell it) in the Muller yoghurt ads.

Why is it she always falls and gets a tiny blob of yoghurt on her nose??? I want to see the clumsy cow get it all over her face!!!"

Oh god, these annoy the shit outta me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All adverts annoy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any injury lawyer ads. Pretending they are in it for you, when it's just ££££££ for them. And the seriousness of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I rarely watch television, I couldn't suffer too many adverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe turn the tv off or volume down if you dont like the adverts? Simple.

I dont care for adverts and dont watch them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well my little Cromer Crabs.........

The internet just isn't big enough for me to list my T.V. Ad Hates.

I started to think that I am loopy as I dive for the off button for most of them but then so many forumites mentioned that they do too so now I KNOW im loopy.

As for people telling you that your post content isn't worthy....... fuck em.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I don't find it annoying, but have you noticed on all the toothbrush adverts, they are never using toothpaste?

I'd like to see on where the ultra white tooth model does a smile and dribbles toothpaste foam down her chin (that came out pervier than I meant lol)

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

"CURRENT TV ADVERTS THAT ARE PERPETUATED TO ANNOY THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU

EG TOOTHBRUSH ADVERT THAT BUZZES LIKE YOUR MOBILES JUST GONE OFF

PRICKS

PLEASE ADD YOURS"

I thought I was the only one whose blood boils with all tv ads the Dyson ones kill me it sucks the shit out of your carpet the same as any other machine that costs less than £100 pounds and a cheaper one will last longer and now he has the most expensive hair dryer ever made can you what he does he makes every day cheap items into luxury items and muggs every one with more money than sense.

NO DON'T BUY DYSON HE'S AN ARSE.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

The latest Go Compare advert with the bald bloke in glasses saying "Fantastic" every few seconds. It's not "Fantastic" it's just crap.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I don't find it annoying, but have you noticed on all the toothbrush adverts, they are never using toothpaste?

I'd like to see on where the ultra white tooth model does a smile and dribbles toothpaste foam down her chin (that came out pervier than I meant lol)"

Occasional drop of the toothbrush in the sink every now and then would make those adverts more realistic too.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"CURRENT TV ADVERTS THAT ARE PERPETUATED TO ANNOY THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU

EG TOOTHBRUSH ADVERT THAT BUZZES LIKE YOUR MOBILES JUST GONE OFF

PRICKS

PLEASE ADD YOURS"

Do they have adverts for hearing aids?

Sorry I meant

DO THEY HAVE ADS FOR HEARING AIDS?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I love the new advert with the animals bouncing in the trampoline and then the boxer dog gets on

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one ever in history was the go compare advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The new John Lewis one. Killing the joy of Santa"

I hate to break it to you but santa doesn't actually exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the Trump pisstake of the John Lewis xmas ad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the Trump pisstake of the John Lewis xmas ad!

I saw that on FB last night

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

All of them. Radio ones are worst

Go compere them !!!!

Aghhh

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"The worst one ever in history was the go compare advert."

Yep I'm going punch his lights out

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