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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've only confused myself with God, or more accurately his son/human form once. How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was jesus few days ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I was jesus few days ago "

Excellent. Did you also feel disappointed and slightly confused when you remembered that you weren't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im more your judas type of guy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've never confused myself with Jesus but I do think we all have a little god in us.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm a sexual Goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I was jesus few days ago

Excellent. Did you also feel disappointed and slightly confused when you remembered that you weren't? "

Ty and yes I did feel that too as it would of been cool to be him and to hang out with his friends and chat you know, what about you?.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

No, but Jesus built my hotrod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing it now.

You're all saved from eternal damnation.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I thought I was jesus few days ago

Excellent. Did you also feel disappointed and slightly confused when you remembered that you weren't? Ty and yes I did feel that too as it would of been cool to be him and to hang out with his friends and chat you know, what about you?."

what about when your friends stab you in the back and you get nailed to the cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I was jesus few days ago

Excellent. Did you also feel disappointed and slightly confused when you remembered that you weren't? Ty and yes I did feel that too as it would of been cool to be him and to hang out with his friends and chat you know, what about you?."

I was listening to the radio at work. In a kind of subconscious not really listening kind of way. It was a while ago. There was some kind of natural disaster. People dying, children suffering. I remember thinking to myself "oh I'll soon sort that out" then suddenly thinking "oh. I can't do that. I'm not Jesus". But. You know, for a split second, I was. And it was a real surprise that I wasn't.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I've never had a God complex. I AM God

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is God complex?

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

More of a Buddha complex here bald head and women seem to like rubbing my bell...... Belly of course dirty minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I was jesus few days ago

Excellent. Did you also feel disappointed and slightly confused when you remembered that you weren't? Ty and yes I did feel that too as it would of been cool to be him and to hang out with his friends and chat you know, what about you?.what about when your friends stab you in the back and you get nailed to the cross"

You win some and lose some

That's life

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I'm a sexual Goddess "

The forum demands proof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lapses from time to time. But when I come to my senses I'm mollified by the idea that I could still be god if I redefine my conception of god...and then I'm back where I started. It's all in the definition....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a vengeful God.

A purge... The extermination of hundreds of millions. Plagues of locusts and frogs.

The worthy will survive and rebuild.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/11/16 00:35:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be a vengeful God.

A purge... The extermination of hundreds of millions. Plagues of locusts and frogs.

The worthy will survive and rebuild. "

Define worthy?

And can you define what your understanding of equality is whilst we're here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be a vengeful God.

A purge... The extermination of hundreds of millions. Plagues of locusts and frogs.

The worthy will survive and rebuild.

Define worthy?

And can you define what your understanding of equality is whilst we're here? "

I love how every post I have been on this is being asked but not answered

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is God complex?

I don't think so. It's a simple message. Serve me. We only made it complicated by disagreeing on how to do it. "

It gets really specific and yet quite messy in Leviticus.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am a domestic goddess? Does that count?

Wait a sec...*brushes mess under carpet*...nope, that's not me neither...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is God complex?

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I don't think so. It's a simple message. Serve me. We only made it complicated by disagreeing on how to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few of my meets have thought they were Gods in the past... I kept telling them enough in the throes of passion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/11/16 00:35:44]"

To easy for d*unken fingers to press delete..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is God complex?

I don't think so. It's a simple message. Serve me. We only made it complicated by disagreeing on how to do it.

It gets really specific and yet quite messy in Leviticus."

If only it was just the gospels without all the rules..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was never a flicker of doubt in my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be a vengeful God.

A purge... The extermination of hundreds of millions. Plagues of locusts and frogs.

The worthy will survive and rebuild.

Define worthy?

And can you define what your understanding of equality is whilst we're here?

I love how every post I have been on this is being asked but not answered "

It's like when the threads froze when the clocks went back!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I would be a vengeful God.

A purge... The extermination of hundreds of millions. Plagues of locusts and frogs.

The worthy will survive and rebuild.

Define worthy?

And can you define what your understanding of equality is whilst we're here?

I love how every post I have been on this is being asked but not answered

It's like when the threads froze when the clocks went back! "

The fixer in you had to sort it out. God's little helper?

As one Sabbath ends and another begins I'm off to bed.

Blessed be your dreams you lovely sexy people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was never a flicker of doubt in my mind."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be a vengeful God.

A purge... The extermination of hundreds of millions. Plagues of locusts and frogs.

The worthy will survive and rebuild.

Define worthy?

And can you define what your understanding of equality is whilst we're here?

I love how every post I have been on this is being asked but not answered

It's like when the threads froze when the clocks went back!

The fixer in you had to sort it out. God's little helper?

As one Sabbath ends and another begins I'm off to bed.

Blessed be your dreams you lovely sexy people.

"

I cannae fix this one.

Night Lickety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I was jesus few days ago

Excellent. Did you also feel disappointed and slightly confused when you remembered that you weren't? Ty and yes I did feel that too as it would of been cool to be him and to hang out with his friends and chat you know, what about you?.

I was listening to the radio at work. In a kind of subconscious not really listening kind of way. It was a while ago. There was some kind of natural disaster. People dying, children suffering. I remember thinking to myself "oh I'll soon sort that out" then suddenly thinking "oh. I can't do that. I'm not Jesus". But. You know, for a split second, I was. And it was a real surprise that I wasn't."

That is a good thought and yeah, it would be good if we could change that too for a better place.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We are all our own gods, we have to believe in ourselves and find inner peace from within. So yes i am a god, my own god

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I would be a vengeful God.

A purge... The extermination of hundreds of millions. Plagues of locusts and frogs.

The worthy will survive and rebuild.

Define worthy?

And can you define what your understanding of equality is whilst we're here?

I love how every post I have been on this is being asked but not answered

It's like when the threads froze when the clocks went back! "

Did somebody mention clocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure someone once said that jesus want me for a sunbeam. Then it rained. That was game over for me!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck god.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?”

Why did I cause so much pain?

Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?

Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love?

I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong.

We are not special.

We are not crap or trash, either.

We just are.

We just are, and what happens just happens.

And God says, “No, that’s not right.”

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Jim Carey was god or at least he was for a while

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I thought Jim Carey was god or at least he was for a while "

No, Morgan Freeman is GAAAAAAADD, don't ya know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought Jim Carey was god or at least he was for a while

No, Morgan Freeman is GAAAAAAADD, don't ya know?"

But Freeman went on holiday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought we had danny trejo amongst us with that profile pic clem!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"No, but Jesus built my hotrod "

Amen, brother. I like your ministry.

When it comes to seeing myself as a religious character the closest I can come to it is seeing myself as more of a Lilith than an Eve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old work mates used to think I was Jesus, every morning I would walk in and theory would go "oh Jesus!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a sexual Goddess "

I've just looked at your pics, you're not lying

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