FabSwingers.com forum: Sit on my face

By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I get a message earlier "I'm in a face sitting mood"..

Me being me, the first thing to come to mind is the great songwriter and cunning linguist, Michael Palin, and his song "Sit on my face"..

https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc

Whilst looking for this song I stumble across the following..

12 things men think when when you sit on their face and what they actually mean, it made me laugh so I thought I'd share..

1- "Oh you want me to go down on you...."

so why are you keeping me on my back? This isn't making sense.

2. "I see what's going on here, this took me a second." We're going to shake things up, aren't we? And by "shake things up" I mean you're going to sit on my face.

3. "This is so porny!"

There is nothing wrong with that, actually it's preferable.

4. "I can't breathe."

I need a signal for you to give me some air that isn't me throwing you off me in a panic.

5. "My eye is basically in her butt."

Is this... is this how all adults get conjunivitis?

6. "I have no choice but to make her orgasm."

She will not release me from her vice like grip until then.

7. "How can I do hand stuff?" Can I wedge my hand over my face without sticking my thumb up her arse

8. "I guess I can just use my nose instead."

Too late..It's already in there

9. "Please don't crush my head."

There is so much pressure.

10. "Can you reach my penis from there?"

I'm just saying, if you want to, you totally can.

11. "Do you want to reverse cowgirl this?"

Is a suggestion I would make if I could actually talk.

12. "Are you coming or is my world ending?"

I can't even see anymore. It's just pitch black and vibrations, like an earthquake in a cave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a song - the Macc Lads i think -

Sit on me face, I'll guess yer weight

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I bet mrs honey tastes like honey

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Reminds me of a song - the Macc Lads i think -

Sit on me face, I'll guess yer weight

Ahhh,the Macc lads with such classics as "Sheep shaggers", "Altona towers" and my favourite "Nagasaki Sauce"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet mrs honey tastes like honey

Reminds me of a song.

Jesus and the Mary chain - just like Honey

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places

And play, 'til we're blown away

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places

And play, 'til we're blown away

And of course one of their other greats..

https://youtu.be/zR4Whf1WRVU

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I bet mrs honey tastes like honey

Reminds me of a song.

Jesus and the Mary chain - just like Honey

Dripping beehive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet mrs honey tastes like honey

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Hopefully not Honey G

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I bet mrs honey tastes like honey

Hopefully not Honey G

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That made me laugh. I love just hoping onto a face

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"That made me laugh. I love just hoping onto a face"

Is that meant to be hopping? And if so by which means, pogo stick or space hopper..

And if space hopper, doesn't the giant smiley face freak you out a little!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"That made me laugh. I love just hoping onto a face

Is that meant to be hopping? And if so by which means, pogo stick or space hopper..

And if space hopper, doesn't the giant smiley face freak you out a little!!

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yes it was supposed to be hopping one minute im sat quieyly then i just spring up and on to the face

Bit like a grasshopper i suppose

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over a year ago

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

That was me

Fancy a face sitting?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7. "How can I do hand stuff?" Can I wedge my hand over my face without sticking my thumb up her arse

I usually find that helps matters myself.

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"That was me

Fancy a face sitting?

MrsSB

You are a bad lady..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get a message earlier "I'm in a face sitting mood"..

Me being me, the first thing to come to mind is the great songwriter and cunning linguist, Michael Palin, and his song "Sit on my face"..

https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc

Whilst looking for this song I stumble across the following..

12 things men think when when you sit on their face and what they actually mean, it made me laugh so I thought I'd share..

1- "Oh you want me to go down on you...."

so why are you keeping me on my back? This isn't making sense.

2. "I see what's going on here, this took me a second." We're going to shake things up, aren't we? And by "shake things up" I mean you're going to sit on my face.

3. "This is so porny!"

There is nothing wrong with that, actually it's preferable.

4. "I can't breathe."

I need a signal for you to give me some air that isn't me throwing you off me in a panic.

5. "My eye is basically in her butt."

Is this... is this how all adults get conjunivitis?

6. "I have no choice but to make her orgasm."

She will not release me from her vice like grip until then.

7. "How can I do hand stuff?" Can I wedge my hand over my face without sticking my thumb up her arse

8. "I guess I can just use my nose instead."

Too late..It's already in there

9. "Please don't crush my head."

There is so much pressure.

10. "Can you reach my penis from there?"

I'm just saying, if you want to, you totally can.

11. "Do you want to reverse cowgirl this?"

Is a suggestion I would make if I could actually talk.

12. "Are you coming or is my world ending?"

I can't even see anymore. It's just pitch black and vibrations, like an earthquake in a cave."

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