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If satnavs were programmed to be gender specific

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

For women: In 40 yards you will have reached your destination, but I don’t know why you want to stop here, there are no shoe shops.

For men: I’m pretty sure it’s around here somewhere, keep driving around for a bit.

For men: Turn around when possible… that is when you are finally willing to admit you need directions!

For Women: Turn around when possible…. on second thoughts there is a roundabout 9.5 miles ahead, it’s probably safer to turn there.

For women: At the roundabout take the second exit. OK we’ll go all the way around it again…. oh and again…

For men: Hee hee hee hee the double roundabout on the map looks like a pair of tits.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

For woman: trying to find hankerchief in overflowing handbag whilst steering the car.

For Men: constantly picking their nose and pinging it out the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male: You have reached your destination but there's no parking so your will have to get off your fat arse or drive around for a bit.

Women: You have reached your destination but there's no parking and you are never gonna make it in those shoes.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

For women driving 4 x 4's... best wait at junction, a car is approaching, albeit 4 miles away.. best wait.

For men driving 4 x 4's... constantly thinking their balls look bigger: they are brimming over with machoness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For women: In 50 yards turn left, then you will have a 4 mile stretch of road without junctions so you can apply your lipstick safely. I said LEFT! Cheesh!

For men: In 50 yards turn left, then immediate right, then right again, then left, then left and the pub is on the right.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

For women: You have reached your destination, haven't you changed your mind yet?

For men: You have reached your destination. This is a restricted parking zone. Mount the kerb when possible and swith your hazard warning lights to the 'on' position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For women: your destination is in 50 metres - mmm he's got a nice arse

For men: your destination is in 50 metres - phwoar look at the tits on her

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