FabSwingers.com forum: who have I got to fuck

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

round here ? to get a bacon and fried egg sandwich

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

No idea.

Im craving black pudding and beans on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have one before I head into work if yer making it.the buttie that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

coffee would be good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could just go to a tesco cafe for one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"round here ? to get a bacon and fried egg sandwich "

Well fuck me, I appear to have all the ingredients to fulfill your particular needs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could just go to a tesco cafe for one

that would mean getting out of my nice warm bed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll make you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea.

Im craving black pudding and beans on toast.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm cooking bacon, sausage, eggs, black pudding, tomatoes ,mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make you one

make me two and you got a deal

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Who have I got to fuck to get a coffee in bed?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll make you one

Oi, back off missy, I offered first

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who have I got to fuck to get a coffee in bed?

me lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll make you one

Oi, back off missy, I offered first

How about I make you both a couple ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have I got to fuck to get a coffee in bed?

Ive been told i make a great coffee...milk in before the water so it doesn't burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about shakshouka in this household

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"round here ? to get a bacon and fried egg sandwich "

Have you got bread?

Have you got bacon?

Have you got eggs?

Have you got a kitchen?

Have you got a hob in the kitchen?

Have you got pans and a grill?

Yes to all?

Sorted, go fuck yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"round here ? to get a bacon and fried egg sandwich

Have you got bread?

Have you got bacon?

Have you got eggs?

Have you got a kitchen?

Have you got a hob in the kitchen?

Have you got pans and a grill?

Yes to all?

Sorted, go fuck yourself.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's all about shakshouka in this household "

I'll take some of that for brunch please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"round here ? to get a bacon and fried egg sandwich

Have you got bread?

Have you got bacon?

Have you got eggs?

Have you got a kitchen?

Have you got a hob in the kitchen?

Have you got pans and a grill?

Yes to all?

Sorted, go fuck yourself.

I've got all of the above.

Are you saying I should go fuck myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you lucky people still in bed. I've got to go to work.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll just have a cup of tea, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea.

Im craving black pudding and beans on toast.

I'm starting this now.

. Buty black pudding.

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Hmm black and white pudding with rashers and eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"round here ? to get a bacon and fried egg sandwich

Have you got bread?

Have you got bacon?

Have you got eggs?

Have you got a kitchen?

Have you got a hob in the kitchen?

Have you got pans and a grill?

Yes to all?

Sorted, go fuck yourself.

I've got all of the above.

Are you saying I should go fuck myself?

pulls up a chair ''grabs hand cream''

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll make you one

Oi, back off missy, I offered first

How about I make you both a couple ?

Sounds like a plan, will there be mushroom left if we make it a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"round here ? to get a bacon and fried egg sandwich

Have you got bread?

Have you got bacon?

Have you got eggs?

Have you got a kitchen?

Have you got a hob in the kitchen?

Have you got pans and a grill?

Yes to all?

Sorted, go fuck yourself.

I've got all of the above.

Are you saying I should go fuck myself?

I've lost track of the amount of times I've volunteered to help you out.

Pfffffft.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll make you one

Oi, back off missy, I offered first

How about I make you both a couple ?

Sounds like a plan, will there be mushroom left if we make it a threesome

Are you a fungi then?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all about shakshouka in this household

I'll take some of that for brunch please

Brunch? By that time I'll be in a reservoir neck deep in water swimming

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's all about shakshouka in this household

I'll take some of that for brunch please

Brunch? By that time I'll be in a reservoir neck deep in water swimming

Have you got your snorkel?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

Nah flirt away, makes for good reading

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

haha

p.s I'd bum you and you don't have to make me a sandwich

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

haha

p.s I'd bum you and you don't have to make me a sandwich

Oh how could I refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

Nah flirt away, makes for good reading

I'll pm you. We can talk about this.

Or here. It's fine with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

Some do. Most don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

Some do. Most don't.

lol why stop there sure she wouldn't mind bit more than that lol not saying I'm involved but if I was lol you be tied up on your bed bent over and blind folded tag teaming up

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

Nah flirt away, makes for good reading

I'll pm you. We can talk about this.

Or here. It's fine with me.

I'm not here to talk.

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have I got to fuck to get a coffee in bed?

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawns from bed, coffee you say? Egg on toast ? Oh go on then

Ok darling no worries I'll have room service bring it up. because now I've got you in bed your going no where untill I've had my fill of you and that's going to take all day and all night

I like the sound of that

I like the sound of you as my girl on a weekend adventure at a country estate hotel.

My bag of toys a room with a four poster bed with you willingly consenting to be my girl for the duration of our stay

I'll PM you don't want to be seen flirting in the forums some frown upon it

Nah flirt away, makes for good reading

I'll pm you. We can talk about this.

Or here. It's fine with me.

I'm not here to talk.

Fancy a fuck?

"
did you get to see him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

more bacon sandwich making, I love being able to eat what I like without getting to fat

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