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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sitting here bored out of my skin at work....... anyone up? I'm feeling a bit adventurous but still booorrreddddd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning.......are you lucky enough to if had sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No got a trapped nerve in neck and back no sleep at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah fuck man I bet that's painful..... even more painful than my 14.5hour night shift haha.... you not strong pain killers for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ibuprofen havent touched it just had some morphine its working lol

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah yes I can see morphine working just fine haha annnnnddddddd sleeeeep ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning"

Morrninnggggg has one arisen from sleep? Or been deprived as well?

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By *unnynbugsCouple
over a year ago

Neath

Stuck in work too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ergh I've got to go do patrol...... I'll be back.... I hope.... pretty dark and raining and cold.....remind me again why I chose security

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stuck in work too lol"

Woo work club

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys


"Morning

Morrninnggggg has one arisen from sleep? Or been deprived as well? "

Insomnia mixed with work

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

I'm asleep again X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Morrninnggggg has one arisen from sleep? Or been deprived as well?

Insomnia mixed with work "

Yep. It sucks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X "

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I made that walk quick.... to cold and wet! I need my bed

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x"

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning

Morrninnggggg has one arisen from sleep? Or been deprived as well?

Insomnia mixed with work "

Insomnia sucks.... I suffered a while back very little sleep for 2 month I was hallucinating and everything ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X "

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x"

*lifeless

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x"

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey ppl I'm wide awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X "

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky wish I was getting ya surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel like I've opened up a thread for insomniacs that being said morphine guy will be out like a light now.... as for the others they might be counting sheep

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x"

The way I like to suprise him I won't be able to shout as my mouth will be full X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x

The way I like to suprise him I won't be able to shout as my mouth will be full X "

Ah breakfast!!!! I see.... bacon sandwich? Hahaha or more of a sausage sandwich I'm guessing lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey ppl I'm wide awake "
welcome to club insomnia tired eyes only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x

The way I like to suprise him I won't be able to shout as my mouth will be full X "

Lucky guy

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x

The way I like to suprise him I won't be able to shout as my mouth will be full X

Ah breakfast!!!! I see.... bacon sandwich? Hahaha or more of a sausage sandwich I'm guessing lol x"

Lol well if you try to wake someone it's cruel but if you put things in your mouth and slowly suck then he seems to wake up ready and smiling and I get what I want to tire me out X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x

The way I like to suprise him I won't be able to shout as my mouth will be full X

Ah breakfast!!!! I see.... bacon sandwich? Hahaha or more of a sausage sandwich I'm guessing lol x

Lol well if you try to wake someone it's cruel but if you put things in your mouth and slowly suck then he seems to wake up ready and smiling and I get what I want to tire me out X "

Jelous mych

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Messiah/me is still awake and being holy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x

The way I like to suprise him I won't be able to shout as my mouth will be full X

Ah breakfast!!!! I see.... bacon sandwich? Hahaha or more of a sausage sandwich I'm guessing lol x

Lol well if you try to wake someone it's cruel but if you put things in your mouth and slowly suck then he seems to wake up ready and smiling and I get what I want to tire me out X "

that's something I could watch haha....... indeed this man must be woke up to satisfy you!!!! It's getting late.... no wait it's getting early..... I've lost track of time...... just wake him up already you're turning me on ha x

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over a year ago


"The Messiah/me is still awake and being holy "

How holy? It's raining mind you might flood if you're very holy

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over a year ago


"The Messiah/me is still awake and being holy

How holy? It's raining mind you might flood if you're very holy "

40 days and 40 nights worth pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Messiah/me is still awake and being holy

How holy? It's raining mind you might flood if you're very holy

40 days and 40 nights worth pal "

You're never giving the one thing up for that long are you?????? That's very holy....... can you walk with them balls!!

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x

The way I like to suprise him I won't be able to shout as my mouth will be full X

Ah breakfast!!!! I see.... bacon sandwich? Hahaha or more of a sausage sandwich I'm guessing lol x

Lol well if you try to wake someone it's cruel but if you put things in your mouth and slowly suck then he seems to wake up ready and smiling and I get what I want to tire me out X

that's something I could watch haha....... indeed this man must be woke up to satisfy you!!!! It's getting late.... no wait it's getting early..... I've lost track of time...... just wake him up already you're turning me on ha x"

I have just finished my can off cherry Coke so I'm off under the sheets now to wake him.I hope you all have a nice nights sleep and sweet dreams and a good day tomorrow.

Goodnight X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Messiah/me is still awake and being holy

How holy? It's raining mind you might flood if you're very holy

40 days and 40 nights worth pal

You're never giving the one thing up for that long are you?????? That's very holy....... can you walk with them balls!! "

blue balls my friend...BLUE FUCKING BALLS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm asleep again X

No wake back up......... I need companyyyyyy x

Noooooo I have company he may be asleep but his body is here lol X

Ah shucks!!!! Lucky him asleep whilst a beautiful lady checks out his lidless body ha x

Well he had been at work all day and then gone to work on me and made me a complete mess so I will let him sleep for now and wake him up with a suprise in a hour or two just before I need sleep X

Nothing better then being woke up with a surprise! Unless you are gonna shout surprise in his ear to wake him up ha I need a bed I've got till 7.30 before I can clock off....... if only I had someone to look forward to tho x

The way I like to suprise him I won't be able to shout as my mouth will be full X

Ah breakfast!!!! I see.... bacon sandwich? Hahaha or more of a sausage sandwich I'm guessing lol x

Lol well if you try to wake someone it's cruel but if you put things in your mouth and slowly suck then he seems to wake up ready and smiling and I get what I want to tire me out X

that's something I could watch haha....... indeed this man must be woke up to satisfy you!!!! It's getting late.... no wait it's getting early..... I've lost track of time...... just wake him up already you're turning me on ha x

I have just finished my can off cherry Coke so I'm off under the sheets now to wake him.I hope you all have a nice nights sleep and sweet dreams and a good day tomorrow.

Goodnight X "

Enjoy your breakfast and sleep x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up! "

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

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over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X"

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Messiah/me is still awake and being holy

How holy? It's raining mind you might flood if you're very holy

40 days and 40 nights worth pal

You're never giving the one thing up for that long are you?????? That's very holy....... can you walk with them balls!!

blue balls my friend...BLUE FUCKING BALLS "

Hahaha I respect your desire to do this....... god help the lucky lady who gets that load when it becomes available hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club."

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

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"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x"

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tjp you should come do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm a women and I wanted to no are there escorts who just come out to women or if I went to a strip club would it be weird going on my own

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over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?"

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hi I'm a women and I wanted to no are there escorts who just come out to women or if I went to a strip club would it be weird going on my own"

Surely escorts come anywhere

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over a year ago


"Tjp you should come do me"

Is that right! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but most of them just say services for men not women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tjp you should come do me"

Definitely not a way to attract a woman to come 'do you' my friend :/ you need to scrub up on your attraction skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha it's toearly

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over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x"

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hi I'm a women and I wanted to no are there escorts who just come out to women or if I went to a strip club would it be weird going on my own"

I'll escort you around my building if you want..... it's an old mental asylum ..... really fun :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but most of them just say services for men not women "

Escort are just robbery lol not worth it unless you find one that loves to party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tjp you should come do me

Definitely not a way to attract a woman to come 'do you' my friend :/ you need to scrub up on your attraction skills "

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over a year ago


"The Messiah/me is still awake and being holy

How holy? It's raining mind you might flood if you're very holy

40 days and 40 nights worth pal

You're never giving the one thing up for that long are you?????? That's very holy....... can you walk with them balls!!

blue balls my friend...BLUE FUCKING BALLS

Hahaha I respect your desire to do this....... god help the lucky lady who gets that load when it becomes available hahahahaha "

when I shoot my load it'll come out like a malformed human bling, like my balls tried to make a babe without a womb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok what about a strip club or do women not go on there own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows "

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Messiah/me is still awake and being holy

How holy? It's raining mind you might flood if you're very holy

40 days and 40 nights worth pal

You're never giving the one thing up for that long are you?????? That's very holy....... can you walk with them balls!!

blue balls my friend...BLUE FUCKING BALLS

Hahaha I respect your desire to do this....... god help the lucky lady who gets that load when it becomes available hahahahaha

when I shoot my load it'll come out like a malformed human bling, like my balls tried to make a babe without a womb "

Bukkaki movies wouldn't have a look in...... make sure she doesn't drown my friend!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what about a strip club or do women not go on there own "

I'm sure if you ring the agency they will have bi escorts but you might have to pay extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok x

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over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x"

Pillow pounding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coffffeeeeeeeeeeee ( o )( o ) ---- those are eyes... not boobs with extremely big nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding. "

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x

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"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding.

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x"

Out of hand, in a pillow! What's going on here!

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over a year ago


"Coffffeeeeeeeeeeee ( o )( o ) ---- those are eyes... not boobs with extremely big nipples "

Your nipples might get that big if you were really cold. Or if you were really excited by your work?

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over a year ago

In her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding.

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x

Out of hand, in a pillow! What's going on here! "

I don't know..... I'm scared.... it's getting really weird really quick..... do you like pillows?? Hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffffeeeeeeeeeeee ( o )( o ) ---- those are eyes... not boobs with extremely big nipples

Your nipples might get that big if you were really cold. Or if you were really excited by your work?"

I am really cold but my nipples ain't that big...... I need them rubbed with a pillow hahahahahaha wow I need sleep and quick x

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over a year ago

I have to go do patrol again...... it's pouring down with rain tho so I won't be long..... and I'll grace you all again with my tired brain

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over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding.

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x

Out of hand, in a pillow! What's going on here!

I don't know..... I'm scared.... it's getting really weird really quick..... do you like pillows?? Hahaha x"

There, there, there. Don't be scared. Come rest your troubled head on my lovely soft pillows. Let me soothe your worries away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T Ive got t wotries too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"T Ive got t wotries too"

Awwww ya poor lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X"

Morning. Welcome to insanity

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over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding.

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x

Out of hand, in a pillow! What's going on here!

I don't know..... I'm scared.... it's getting really weird really quick..... do you like pillows?? Hahaha x

There, there, there. Don't be scared. Come rest your troubled head on my lovely soft pillows. Let me soothe your worries away "

Interesting........ are these pillows also fuckable? Haha my bad!! It's an offer I don't think I could pass tho I have a lot of troubles...... a lot so I'd be doing a lot of resting on said pillows x

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X"

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Morning. Welcome to insanity "

Myself and insanity are well acquainted ha ha. Far too many night shifts does that to a girl lol.

Eve. X

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Morning. Welcome to insanity "

Insanity with a drop of insomnia

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X"

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

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over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding.

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x

Out of hand, in a pillow! What's going on here!

I don't know..... I'm scared.... it's getting really weird really quick..... do you like pillows?? Hahaha x

There, there, there. Don't be scared. Come rest your troubled head on my lovely soft pillows. Let me soothe your worries away

Interesting........ are these pillows also fuckable? Haha my bad!! It's an offer I don't think I could pass tho I have a lot of troubles...... a lot so I'd be doing a lot of resting on said pillows x"

Come on then. You have to bring the coffee though.

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Morning. Welcome to insanity

Myself and insanity are well acquainted ha ha. Far too many night shifts does that to a girl lol.

Eve. X"

Not sure what my excuse is then

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding.

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x

Out of hand, in a pillow! What's going on here!

I don't know..... I'm scared.... it's getting really weird really quick..... do you like pillows?? Hahaha x

There, there, there. Don't be scared. Come rest your troubled head on my lovely soft pillows. Let me soothe your worries away

Interesting........ are these pillows also fuckable? Haha my bad!! It's an offer I don't think I could pass tho I have a lot of troubles...... a lot so I'd be doing a lot of resting on said pillows x

Come on then. You have to bring the coffee though."

It's already in my bag!!!! Where am I traveling too?? I hope it's not to far from me mind I might be asleep by the time I get there :/ if that happened I wouldn't get there..... unless my sleep driving is just as good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Morning. Welcome to insanity

Myself and insanity are well acquainted ha ha. Far too many night shifts does that to a girl lol.

Eve. X

Not sure what my excuse is then "

You woke up with urges to be part of my crew x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X"

That's how tired I am..... I wrote my comment in the middle of the other ones haha

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X"

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

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over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding.

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x

Out of hand, in a pillow! What's going on here!

I don't know..... I'm scared.... it's getting really weird really quick..... do you like pillows?? Hahaha x

There, there, there. Don't be scared. Come rest your troubled head on my lovely soft pillows. Let me soothe your worries away

Interesting........ are these pillows also fuckable? Haha my bad!! It's an offer I don't think I could pass tho I have a lot of troubles...... a lot so I'd be doing a lot of resting on said pillows x

Come on then. You have to bring the coffee though.

It's already in my bag!!!! Where am I traveling too?? I hope it's not to far from me mind I might be asleep by the time I get there :/ if that happened I wouldn't get there..... unless my sleep driving is just as good x"

Ooh it's a long long way. Maybe sleep driving isn't such a good idea. Mind you,I do sleep talking. That's pretty dangerous too

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X"

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning. Can't believe how ridiculously early I've woken up!

''Tis very early!! What's woke you? A burning desire to join my insomnia club? X

I think that must be it. A subconscious yearning to be here in your little club.

I welcome you with open arms..... and tired eyes..... and silly comments due to me being so tired and cold and wet and I need to stay awake as it's my job..... not to be awake..... but I can't look after a building asleep x

You make your job sound like such an attractive proposition. Where do I sign up?

Just send me a cv and I'll get right back to you with a start date...... I must say tho you have to bring coffee, blankets, a pillow....wait no screw pillow I'll fall asleep, but definitely a blanket.... and don't forget to bring yourself that's handy to do otherwise I get none of the other things..... x

Had to read that again and read it properly. I thought I'd stumbled across a new fetish, screwing pillows

Hahahaha comfort sex? Pillow bashing? Ermmmmm I'm out of ideas now...... ha x

Pillow pounding.

Hahaha yes that's a good one...... this is getting out of hand.... poor pillows...... think of the stufffiinnggggg!!!! Pillow penetration haha x

Out of hand, in a pillow! What's going on here!

I don't know..... I'm scared.... it's getting really weird really quick..... do you like pillows?? Hahaha x

There, there, there. Don't be scared. Come rest your troubled head on my lovely soft pillows. Let me soothe your worries away

Interesting........ are these pillows also fuckable? Haha my bad!! It's an offer I don't think I could pass tho I have a lot of troubles...... a lot so I'd be doing a lot of resting on said pillows x

Come on then. You have to bring the coffee though.

It's already in my bag!!!! Where am I traveling too?? I hope it's not to far from me mind I might be asleep by the time I get there :/ if that happened I wouldn't get there..... unless my sleep driving is just as good x

Ooh it's a long long way. Maybe sleep driving isn't such a good idea. Mind you,I do sleep talking. That's pretty dangerous too "

How am I going to rest my head on your lovely pillows now then? ahh not fair! Ah sleep talk.... the way to either truths or some random squabbling about unicorns or elves ha x

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over a year ago

If y'all would like to add me as a friend I'd me grateful I need friends I have none..... no really I'm lonely.... I work all night allllll byyyyy myyyyy sellffffff..... then just sleep all day as no friends to get up for hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide awake too and wifes away. What to do lol

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over a year ago


"If y'all would like to add me as a friend I'd me grateful I need friends I have none..... no really I'm lonely.... I work all night allllll byyyyy myyyyy sellffffff..... then just sleep all day as no friends to get up for hahaha "

Ooooo just thought if I accept your request as friends you will see my face......

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over a year ago


"Wide awake too and wifes away. What to do lol"

Stay away from the ligghhttttt

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

Meeeeee

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over a year ago


"Meeeeee"

Well it's extremely nice to meet you and welcome to my crazy crew..... although I think everyone's fell asleep or I've scared them off........ what's got you wideeee awake?? X

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

Not too sure. Thanks for accepting me though! Why are you awake?

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over a year ago


"Not too sure. Thanks for accepting me though! Why are you awake? "

Ahhh as long as you are awake your accepted!!!! I might make a pirate ship and start my own crew....... I am a night shift worker...... I finish at 7.30...... so this is my day time.... I'm reading that to my self like news bulletins haha I'm really tired x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone up

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over a year ago


"Anyone up"

Shhhh I think they're all sleeping..........

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x"

Work called lol. I'm permanent nights too but I work 7 on, 7 off. I do resemble the walking dead by the end of my shift block.

Eve. X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Morning

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x

Work called lol. I'm permanent nights too but I work 7 on, 7 off. I do resemble the walking dead by the end of my shift block.

Eve. X

"

That's what I am on but I'm thinking of doing 3 on 1 off........ this time just to build the money up on my bank account....... shhhh don't tell anyone but I'm thinking of building a pirate ship!!!!! And take you all as my crew! X

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over a year ago


"Morning "

Good morning miss honey..... may I ask... are you sweet? And do you have a little yellow bear always trying to get in your pot? Hahaha honestly I find myself so funny X

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over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x

Work called lol. I'm permanent nights too but I work 7 on, 7 off. I do resemble the walking dead by the end of my shift block.

Eve. X

That's what I am on but I'm thinking of doing 3 on 1 off........ this time just to build the money up on my bank account....... shhhh don't tell anyone but I'm thinking of building a pirate ship!!!!! And take you all as my crew! X"

Yikes! I used to work looooads to get more money but it got silly so now I just work my set shifts.

Oooh a pirate ship!! Yes!! That sounds fun. I think I'm cut throat enough to be a pirate.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s"

I don't dare to watch it..... what is it??? You're on 40 days and 40 nights god knows what you could be watching haha

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over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

I don't dare to watch it..... what is it??? You're on 40 days and 40 nights god knows what you could be watching haha "

Elton John- I'm still standing.

I took a risk and clicked the link lol.

Eve. X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Morning

Good morning miss honey..... may I ask... are you sweet? And do you have a little yellow bear always trying to get in your pot? Hahaha honestly I find myself so funny X"

Moments of sweetness

Only one bear but many bees

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x

Work called lol. I'm permanent nights too but I work 7 on, 7 off. I do resemble the walking dead by the end of my shift block.

Eve. X

That's what I am on but I'm thinking of doing 3 on 1 off........ this time just to build the money up on my bank account....... shhhh don't tell anyone but I'm thinking of building a pirate ship!!!!! And take you all as my crew! X

Yikes! I used to work looooads to get more money but it got silly so now I just work my set shifts.

Oooh a pirate ship!! Yes!! That sounds fun. I think I'm cut throat enough to be a pirate.

Eve. X"

It will break me I bet but I'm a try...... yesssssss that makes me and you so far on this ship!!!!! That's a small crew! But great company..... we will have to sail at night tho as we sleep through the day hahaha x

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x

Work called lol. I'm permanent nights too but I work 7 on, 7 off. I do resemble the walking dead by the end of my shift block.

Eve. X

That's what I am on but I'm thinking of doing 3 on 1 off........ this time just to build the money up on my bank account....... shhhh don't tell anyone but I'm thinking of building a pirate ship!!!!! And take you all as my crew! X

Yikes! I used to work looooads to get more money but it got silly so now I just work my set shifts.

Oooh a pirate ship!! Yes!! That sounds fun. I think I'm cut throat enough to be a pirate.

Eve. X

It will break me I bet but I'm a try...... yesssssss that makes me and you so far on this ship!!!!! That's a small crew! But great company..... we will have to sail at night tho as we sleep through the day hahaha x"

Surely we can find more night shift workers to join our crew! Sailing at night is best I reckon. A good nights sleep is underrated lol! x

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over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

I don't dare to watch it..... what is it??? You're on 40 days and 40 nights god knows what you could be watching haha

Elton John- I'm still standing.

I took a risk and clicked the link lol.

Eve. X"

You are brave!!! I've heard that mans balls are blue!! Good song tho wooo

X

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over a year ago

I wanna know why the fuck I'm still awake ? drank 3 cans of beer and a full bottle of Jägermeister, but I'm still in the land of the living! although I probably look like something out of the walking dead...still sexy as fuck tough! and modest

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over a year ago


"Morning

Good morning miss honey..... may I ask... are you sweet? And do you have a little yellow bear always trying to get in your pot? Hahaha honestly I find myself so funny X

Moments of sweetness

Only one bear but many bees "

Oh dear don't let them sting you mind....... with there little pricks...... haaaa haha x

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x

Work called lol. I'm permanent nights too but I work 7 on, 7 off. I do resemble the walking dead by the end of my shift block.

Eve. X

That's what I am on but I'm thinking of doing 3 on 1 off........ this time just to build the money up on my bank account....... shhhh don't tell anyone but I'm thinking of building a pirate ship!!!!! And take you all as my crew! X

Yikes! I used to work looooads to get more money but it got silly so now I just work my set shifts.

Oooh a pirate ship!! Yes!! That sounds fun. I think I'm cut throat enough to be a pirate.

Eve. X

It will break me I bet but I'm a try...... yesssssss that makes me and you so far on this ship!!!!! That's a small crew! But great company..... we will have to sail at night tho as we sleep through the day hahaha x

Surely we can find more night shift workers to join our crew! Sailing at night is best I reckon. A good nights sleep is underrated lol! x"

Give it time....... this thread will draw them out.... and if it doesn't I'll reopen it tonight hahahahaha ....... but I do like sleep....... more of a good days sleep now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

I don't dare to watch it..... what is it??? You're on 40 days and 40 nights god knows what you could be watching haha

Elton John- I'm still standing.

I took a risk and clicked the link lol.

Eve. X

You are brave!!! I've heard that mans balls are blue!! Good song tho wooo

X"

I know!! This kitty will perish if she continues to let her curiosity get the best of her!

No more mysterious links will be getting clicked lol.

Eve. X

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over a year ago


"I wanna know why the fuck I'm still awake ? drank 3 cans of beer and a full bottle of Jägermeister, but I'm still in the land of the living! although I probably look like something out of the walking dead...still sexy as fuck tough! and modest "

Any cocaine in that mix?? Hahahaha a bottle of jäger and I'd be away me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too am on permanent nights buddy so know full well how you feel.

Always have Friday and Saturday nights off though so not too bad. Done nights for 24 years...

Can certainly screw up your sleep pattern.

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over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x

Work called lol. I'm permanent nights too but I work 7 on, 7 off. I do resemble the walking dead by the end of my shift block.

Eve. X

That's what I am on but I'm thinking of doing 3 on 1 off........ this time just to build the money up on my bank account....... shhhh don't tell anyone but I'm thinking of building a pirate ship!!!!! And take you all as my crew! X

Yikes! I used to work looooads to get more money but it got silly so now I just work my set shifts.

Oooh a pirate ship!! Yes!! That sounds fun. I think I'm cut throat enough to be a pirate.

Eve. X

It will break me I bet but I'm a try...... yesssssss that makes me and you so far on this ship!!!!! That's a small crew! But great company..... we will have to sail at night tho as we sleep through the day hahaha x

Surely we can find more night shift workers to join our crew! Sailing at night is best I reckon. A good nights sleep is underrated lol! x

Give it time....... this thread will draw them out.... and if it doesn't I'll reopen it tonight hahahahaha ....... but I do like sleep....... more of a good days sleep now x"

It will!

I loooove my sleep but I sleep rubbish through the day because Adam is very rarely in bed to spoon me lol. Then I sleep rubbish at night because I can't get to sleep. Stupid body clock!

Eve. X

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over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

I don't dare to watch it..... what is it??? You're on 40 days and 40 nights god knows what you could be watching haha

Elton John- I'm still standing.

I took a risk and clicked the link lol.

Eve. X

You are brave!!! I've heard that mans balls are blue!! Good song tho wooo

X

I know!! This kitty will perish if she continues to let her curiosity get the best of her!

No more mysterious links will be getting clicked lol.

Eve. X"

But then who's gonna let me know what he posts next!!!!!!! It's all a lie.... curiosity did not killl the cat..... it was the next door naigbours dog....... bad dog x

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over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

I don't dare to watch it..... what is it??? You're on 40 days and 40 nights god knows what you could be watching haha

Elton John- I'm still standing.

I took a risk and clicked the link lol.

Eve. X

You are brave!!! I've heard that mans balls are blue!! Good song tho wooo

X

I know!! This kitty will perish if she continues to let her curiosity get the best of her!

No more mysterious links will be getting clicked lol.

Eve. X"

guess you don't want to see my puppies lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning!

Can I join the night shift crew?

Eve. X

Mooorrrrnnniiinmggggg yes certainly.... as long as you have coffee and pillows!!! X

Coffee it is then...... I see your a night shift worker as well then..... perfect thread for you I'm finished at 7.30 then my pillow calls x

Coffee yes! Pillows not so much..I would be asleep in no time lol!

Thank you!

Eve. X

I am indeed! Almost finished the first night shift out of 7. Killer.

Roll on 7.15!! My bed has been sending sweet whispers in the wind. She wants me back and I can't wait!

Eve. X

I'm permanent night shift *yawn* might be why I'm a bit screw loose! That or this mental asylum I look after is effecting my head.... or I'm delirious and I'm actually in the asylum and pretend I'm security..... who know x

Work called lol. I'm permanent nights too but I work 7 on, 7 off. I do resemble the walking dead by the end of my shift block.

Eve. X

That's what I am on but I'm thinking of doing 3 on 1 off........ this time just to build the money up on my bank account....... shhhh don't tell anyone but I'm thinking of building a pirate ship!!!!! And take you all as my crew! X

Yikes! I used to work looooads to get more money but it got silly so now I just work my set shifts.

Oooh a pirate ship!! Yes!! That sounds fun. I think I'm cut throat enough to be a pirate.

Eve. X

It will break me I bet but I'm a try...... yesssssss that makes me and you so far on this ship!!!!! That's a small crew! But great company..... we will have to sail at night tho as we sleep through the day hahaha x

Surely we can find more night shift workers to join our crew! Sailing at night is best I reckon. A good nights sleep is underrated lol! x

Give it time....... this thread will draw them out.... and if it doesn't I'll reopen it tonight hahahahaha ....... but I do like sleep....... more of a good days sleep now x

It will!

I loooove my sleep but I sleep rubbish through the day because Adam is very rarely in bed to spoon me lol. Then I sleep rubbish at night because I can't get to sleep. Stupid body clock!

Eve. X"

Bad body clock! Tell it to work! From me!

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over a year ago


"I wanna know why the fuck I'm still awake ? drank 3 cans of beer and a full bottle of Jägermeister, but I'm still in the land of the living! although I probably look like something out of the walking dead...still sexy as fuck tough! and modest

Any cocaine in that mix?? Hahahaha a bottle of jäger and I'd be away me "

NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo I'd never take that...well not last night anyway lol

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over a year ago

I shall tell my body clock to work from us both lol. It's a pain in my behind!!

I do love puppies! Wait.... ..you do mean the cute, tail wagging..peeing in the corner variety right?! I'm not getting burnt by promised of puppies and the receiving of weird porn videos lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

I don't dare to watch it..... what is it??? You're on 40 days and 40 nights god knows what you could be watching haha

Elton John- I'm still standing.

I took a risk and clicked the link lol.

Eve. X

You are brave!!! I've heard that mans balls are blue!! Good song tho wooo

X

I know!! This kitty will perish if she continues to let her curiosity get the best of her!

No more mysterious links will be getting clicked lol.

Eve. X

guess you don't want to see my puppies lol "

ooooo puppies

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over a year ago


"I shall tell my body clock to work from us both lol. It's a pain in my behind!!

I do love puppies! Wait.... ..you do mean the cute, tail wagging..peeing in the corner variety right?! I'm not getting burnt by promised of puppies and the receiving of weird porn videos lol. "

I've pissed in few corners when I've been d*unk and can wag my dick lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna know why the fuck I'm still awake ? drank 3 cans of beer and a full bottle of Jägermeister, but I'm still in the land of the living! although I probably look like something out of the walking dead...still sexy as fuck tough! and modest

Any cocaine in that mix?? Hahahaha a bottle of jäger and I'd be away me

NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo I'd never take that...well not last night anyway lol "

I only meant it's good for tooth ache sheesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shall tell my body clock to work from us both lol. It's a pain in my behind!!

I do love puppies! Wait.... ..you do mean the cute, tail wagging..peeing in the corner variety right?! I'm not getting burnt by promised of puppies and the receiving of weird porn videos lol. "

tell it to stop paining your behind.... it's too nice of a behind!! X

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over a year ago

It's nearly home time wooooo

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By *artinlycraMan
over a year ago

southport

I'm bored but am enjoying my silky pants

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over a year ago


"I'm bored but am enjoying my silky pants"

Silkaaaayyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up... But not for long

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over a year ago


"I'm up... But not for long "
why not long??? Stayyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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over a year ago


"I am up to"
hhhhiiiiiii joooooooo welcome x

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over a year ago


"I'm up... But not for long "

I'd love to be up

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over a year ago

No new friend invites...... I'm so unpopular and I thought my thread was doing well...... or no one wants to see my face..... maybe they're scared incase I'm a ghost whhhoo...... I'm sure as hell im talking to myself..... yeh you are..... again.....

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over a year ago

I am awake for my sins

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over a year ago


"I'm up... But not for long

I'd love to be up"

Ss lad...... I see you still haven't took my advice on the 'talking properly to a lady' you really need to brush up on your technique mate...... that kind of wordery will get you no where

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over a year ago


"No new friend invites...... I'm so unpopular and I thought my thread was doing well...... or no one wants to see my face..... maybe they're scared incase I'm a ghost whhhoo...... I'm sure as hell im talking to myself..... yeh you are..... again..... "

Mate I do to

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over a year ago


"I am awake for my sins"

Forgive him father, for he is but a naughty boy! (Not the messiah) say 1 Hail Mary and drink tequilaaaaaaaa

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over a year ago


"I'm up... But not for long

I'd love to be up

Ss lad...... I see you still haven't took my advice on the 'talking properly to a lady' you really need to brush up on your technique mate...... that kind of wordery will get you no where "

Haha I've tried the being nice technique didn't work

Maybe I'm just ugly

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over a year ago

Well my crew my ship has set sail..... I'm am about to clock off nights and set sail in the land of nod...... don't forget to add me as a friend and I'll accept all requests when I wake!!!! It's been amazing being crazy with all you insomniacs..... and to my fellow night workers..... sweet sweet dreams x

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over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Well it's extremely nice to meet you and welcome to my crazy crew..... although I think everyone's fell asleep or I've scared them off........ what's got you wideeee awake?? X"

I fell asleep

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over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Well it's extremely nice to meet you and welcome to my crazy crew..... although I think everyone's fell asleep or I've scared them off........ what's got you wideeee awake?? X

I fell asleep "

I'm slowly drifting into sleep now..... well I can't keep my eyes open tbf...... so horny now tho I hate it when that happens...... tjp67 I wish I had those pillows right now mind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard tjp wants me nd wand to double team her

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over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Well it's extremely nice to meet you and welcome to my crazy crew..... although I think everyone's fell asleep or I've scared them off........ what's got you wideeee awake?? X

I fell asleep

I'm slowly drifting into sleep now..... well I can't keep my eyes open tbf...... so horny now tho I hate it when that happens...... tjp67 I wish I had those pillows right now mind x"

My pillows would be happy to oblige if you weren't so far away

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over a year ago


"I heard tjp wants me nd wand to double team her"

You shouldn't believe everything you hear!

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over a year ago


"I heard tjp wants me nd wand to double team her

You shouldn't believe everything you hear!"

Haha shit thought you d fall for it ha

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Well it's extremely nice to meet you and welcome to my crazy crew..... although I think everyone's fell asleep or I've scared them off........ what's got you wideeee awake?? X

I fell asleep

I'm slowly drifting into sleep now..... well I can't keep my eyes open tbf...... so horny now tho I hate it when that happens...... tjp67 I wish I had those pillows right now mind x

My pillows would be happy to oblige if you weren't so far away "

I feel like I'm in love with your pillows!!!!! Damn you distance why are you so far awayyyyyyyyyyy x

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