FabSwingers.com forum: what vampire are you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Twilight ..some pale little bitch that hangs about in teres

Bram Stokers ...classic vampire

Blade...modern Vampire

me, I'm Jerry Dandrige, Fright Night 1985

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Selene from Underworld

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Selene from Underworld

my cocks so hairy it looks like a werewolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grandpa munster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or the count from sesame street. he's a pretty cool and I'd never get short changed again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louis from Interview With A Vampire.

Shy, pensive, sympathetic and confused yet fuelled by a burning desire.

Also Mandela effect check for anyone who knows the film what was it called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or duckula so long as I didn't have to sound like David Jason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"grandpa munster."

still more realistic than Twilight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Selene from Underworld

I can see you now in tight leather mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"grandpa munster.

still more realistic than Twilight

and he doesn't stare into the middle distance being all sparkly deep and meaningful like a cunt either trying to pull the women

he's old..he's done the best of his fucking and has nothing to prove

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"grandpa munster.

still more realistic than Twilight

and he doesn't stare into the middle distance being all sparkly deep and meaningful like a cunt either trying to pull the women

he's old..he's done the best of his fucking and has nothing to prove

he's a vampire G, still gets pussy so hot it makes his cold undead dick hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original vampire from whom the legend was created...I think?

Vlad the impaler!

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Louie-interview with a vampire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"grandpa munster.

still more realistic than Twilight

and he doesn't stare into the middle distance being all sparkly deep and meaningful like a cunt either trying to pull the women

he's old..he's done the best of his fucking and has nothing to prove

he's a vampire G, still gets pussy so hot it makes his cold undead dick hard "

but he's low key though...doesn't play the 'complicated and tortured yet beautiful soul' knobhead card

man's just happy in a fly suit and his pimpin' mansion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Selene from Underworld

This! Can we share? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.

Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"grandpa munster.

still more realistic than Twilight

and he doesn't stare into the middle distance being all sparkly deep and meaningful like a cunt either trying to pull the women

he's old..he's done the best of his fucking and has nothing to prove

he's a vampire G, still gets pussy so hot it makes his cold undead dick hard

but he's low key though...doesn't play the 'complicated and tortured yet beautiful soul' knobhead card

man's just happy in a fly suit and his pimpin' mansion "

internet ''hi-five''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count Duckula.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'd be that vampire in a Woody allen book...

that goes out in a solar eclipse.. thinking it's night then has to hide in a cupboard in a shop because the suns appeared...

well it went something like that I'll have to track that book down again for another read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call Spike from BtVS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call angel from btvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll be collecting the man cards from men listing Buffy The Fucking Vampire Slayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star from The Lost Boys... Just so I get to shag Michael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be collecting the man cards from men listing Buffy The Fucking Vampire Slayer "
hang on a min I know where your coming from but I defy most women around my age not to get a little squishy in the knickers about the vampires of buffy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star from The Lost Boys... Just so I get to shag Michael

fuck I love that film and the soundtrack

''should of picked David for myself''

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm like Marceline the Vampire Queen.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Not a vampire. More like Morticia from The Adams Family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be tom cruise in interview with a vampire. That character has class M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The original vampire from whom the legend was created...I think?

Vlad the impaler!

Depends on which mythology you follow because in some Vlad is not the first vampire. Kain is and that's from the bible.

Not that I'm religious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star from The Lost Boys... Just so I get to shag Michael

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Santanico Pandemonium

I quite like the idea of working at the "Titty twister"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would like to be in the lost boys as its one of my all time favourite films.

but could settle for razor in dusk till dawn.

reality is i look like Nosferatu

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Mitch from being human. I'd like to be his sexy vampire wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drusilla from btvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be which ever vampire Damon Salvatore is on top of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santanico Pandemonium

I quite like the idea of working at the "Titty twister" "

I was just about to add Richard Gecko

from the series though not the film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santanico Pandemonium

I quite like the idea of working at the "Titty twister" "

One of mine and I'm sure lots of other guys favourite sexy lap dance scenes

You can charm my snake anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my saturday evening sorted. watch The Lost Boys, alcohol and nibbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count Orlok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Master from the strain series

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"I'll be which ever vampire Damon Salvatore is on top of!

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The original vampire from whom the legend was created...I think?

Vlad the impaler!

Depends on which mythology you follow because in some Vlad is not the first vampire. Kain is and that's from the bible.

Not that I'm religious.

I just like the idea of all that impaling

Not the kind of impaling Vlad The Bad did though,that's just sick n twisted...even by fab standards!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Santanico Pandemonium

I quite like the idea of working at the "Titty twister"

One of mine and I'm sure lots of other guys favourite sexy lap dance scenes

You can charm my snake anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'all be Mina harker

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

The leader of the clan in 40 days 40 nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.

Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power

Yesssss another lumley fan.

Lord Shaithis for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I am more like the sesame Street count.

One, one pussy

Two, two pussy

Three, three pussy......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike, from Buffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.

Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power

Yesssss another lumley fan.

Lord Shaithis for me. "

I was going to go with Nestor but thought no one would have any idea what Necroscope was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my saturday evening sorted. watch The Lost Boys, alcohol and nibbles."

Don't Blane you at all. One of my favourite films

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Selene from Underworld

I recreated a few of the Underworld movie posters for an avatar challenge a year or so back. That was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my saturday evening sorted. watch The Lost Boys, alcohol and nibbles.

Don't Blane you at all. One of my favourite films

That's the problem with this town. Too many damn vampires!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my saturday evening sorted. watch The Lost Boys, alcohol and nibbles.

Don't Blane you at all. One of my favourite films

That's the problem with this town. Too many damn vampires!"

.... One of the best lines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.

Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power

Yesssss another lumley fan.

Lord Shaithis for me.

I was going to go with Nestor but thought no one would have any idea what Necroscope was

I'm glad 2 other people picked up on the reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vlad the Impaler from Dracula Untold.

Hard as nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a Wamphyri from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.

Sick twisted creatures obsessed with sex and power

Yesssss another lumley fan.

Lord Shaithis for me.

I was going to go with Nestor but thought no one would have any idea what Necroscope was

I'm glad 2 other people picked up on the reference. "

Been waiting patiently for year's for the Necroscope movie but alas don't think it's ever going to happen.

Hopefully Netflix may choose to make it into a long running series.

But the whole necroscope universe is so complicated it would take a lot of money and an excellent director to pull it off.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Selene from Underworld

Oh yes please. Sexy vampire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got so engrossed with it and need to track down the couple of books I'm missing.

A series would be good - I'd binge watch that.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Selene from Underworld

Oh yes please. Sexy vampire."

It is her kick arse ways I like

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Selene from Underworld

Oh yes please. Sexy vampire.

It is her kick arse ways I like "

You can kick my ass any day as long as you kiss it better after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twilight ..some pale little bitch that hangs about in teres

Bram Stokers ...classic vampire

Blade...modern Vampire

me, I'm Jerry Dandrige, Fright Night 1985

Bram Stokers version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vlad the Impaler from Dracula Untold.

Hard as nails."

Great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade daywalker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill from True blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria from twilight blood thirsty vamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pam from True Blood

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Female version of Thomas Raith from the Dresden Files. Utterly fabulous and feeds off sexual energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pam from True Blood

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Female version of Thomas Raith from the Dresden Files. Utterly fabulous and feeds off sexual energy

I'd like to think if myself as Lara Raith, but I'm probably closer to Thomas

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Vlad the impaler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just suck at being a vampire ......

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Selene from Underworld

I recreated a few of the Underworld movie posters for an avatar challenge a year or so back. That was fun."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alucard from the Hellsing anime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doorman in from dusk till dawn.

If you can get pussy cheaper any where else..... f@ck it!

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