FabSwingers.com forum: Meet now!!! Right now!!! NOW!!!

By *itchcock OP Man
over a year ago

London

Unreasonable don't you think? Then they get offensive when you say you can't meet instantly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I had just such a message earlier today..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Unreasonable don't you think? Then they get offensive when you say you can't meet instantly!"

Tut.. why can't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These ones make me laugh. Sure, I'll pop round now. No makeup on, hair smells of curry, you'd need a lawnmower to get through my leg hair and I'll probably fall asleep within 10 minutes.

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By *itchcock OP Man
over a year ago

London

Well I should be cocked and ready to go...but I'm not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These ones make me laugh. Sure, I'll pop round now. No makeup on, hair smells of curry, you'd need a lawnmower to get through my leg hair and I'll probably fall asleep within 10 minutes. "

Sounds like you're making an effort constantly! So... now?

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By *ilfy85Woman
over a year ago

Beckwithshaw

Pfffft I want it now right now and you are saying no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one of these recently and it was blatantly a scatter gun copy and paste from the couple - or more likely the bloke in the couple.

The 'come get me guys' at the end was the giveaway

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Well I should be cocked and ready to go...but I'm not!"

Tut...you must be on the wrong site...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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These are my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its very unreasonable

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I had a message from a very attractive couple recently asking if I was free for a meet straight away, it was 11 o'clock at night I'd not long come back from a three mile walk home from work, needed food and a shower so politely declined.

Quite frustrating really.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Guess what just landed

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Most frequently couples. They've had a few sherrys, get the horn then splatter gun all ladies with a five mile radius.

Or the 'I'm staying in a hotel near you' types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what just landed

Oh go on.......you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is for us, but I guess it happens daily to women lol.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"... splatter gun all ladies with a five mile radius. "

Have you been watching the porn version of Rambo again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These ones make me laugh. Sure, I'll pop round now. No makeup on, hair smells of curry, you'd need a lawnmower to get through my leg hair and I'll probably fall asleep within 10 minutes. "

Sounds ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unreasonable don't you think? Then they get offensive when you say you can't meet instantly!"

Makes a change

Most guys post they can't get a meet and here's you turning them down and moaning about it

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By *itchcock OP Man
over a year ago

London

Well why don't you invite me???

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Guess what just landed

Oh go on.......you know you want to

Tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what just landed

Bugger...must stop sending you those...soz

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

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By *itchcock OP Man
over a year ago

London

I do, but I can't right now!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Guess what just landed

Bugger...must stop sending you those...soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These ones make me laugh. Sure, I'll pop round now. No makeup on, hair smells of curry, you'd need a lawnmower to get through my leg hair and I'll probably fall asleep within 10 minutes. "

I'd fall asleep on the train/bus there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get them messages almost daily

and when i declined earlier he replied with your most probably a bloke anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need at least 2 hours to make myself look presentable.

My leg hair grows quicker than Ryan Giggs' beard...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's clearly a 'stupid horny man' thing... but I bet you for every 50 knock backs there'll be someone in the right Devil-may-care frame of mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need at least 2 hours to make myself look presentable.

My leg hair grows quicker than Ryan Giggs' beard... "

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I always say yes to those now. I tell them we're at the local swinger club and to come and say hi.

Funnily enough they always have an excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I should be cocked and ready to go...but I'm not!"

I know that feeling, sometimes your just not in the mood for what ever reason, or your busy with other things and don't want to stop to go get ready and mess up your plans lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had one that said...

Meet now

I give him nil poi for originality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's clearly a 'stupid horny man' thing... but I bet you for every 50 knock backs there'll be someone in the right Devil-may-care frame of mind."

I assure you there are women who send those messages as well as I've got quiet a few, you can't just expect me to roll out of bed when you send a are you awake text 11 at night and I've got to hit the gym before work in the morning etc, let's plan ahead the best we could and go from there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These ones make me laugh. Sure, I'll pop round now. No makeup on, hair smells of curry, you'd need a lawnmower to get through my leg hair and I'll probably fall asleep within 10 minutes. "

Sounds like a date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe anyone sends messages like that. Ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask don't get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those do make me laugh. Do wonder if the members who send them. Think you must be all dressed and ready to meet if you are online. They might get the shock of their lives if I just turned up in my work gear looking like an extra from a disaster movie. Which is how on look after a 12 hour shift.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i don't get those anymore.. though that's probably because i only meet others that dress and they realize... you generally can't meet right now.. because... right now.. your sitting at home in trackie bottoms 3 days beard growth.. unshaved legs..etc.. so meeting right now would be a scary option...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told to fuck off back to my own country yesterday cos I've got a life and cudnt meet right there and then.bloody dope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accom?

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