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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You do a load of washing and you find that about a third of it is their stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do a load of washing and you find that about a third of it is their stuff "

This is Beard posting, right?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

You should stop wearing her knickers then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do a load of washing and you find that about a third of it is their stuff

This is Beard posting, right?

Yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should stop wearing her knickers then

Oh, did you see those pictures?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Stop whinging and man up.

Put the washing on.

And thanks for the reminder!

*goes to remove washing from machine*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When you sign christmas cards from both of you. When your mother asks what he wants for christmas and hasnt asked what you want.

When your best friend asks when hes going to be there so she can come for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop whinging and man up.

Put the washing on.

And thanks for the reminder!

*goes to remove washing from machine*

Yes sir, sorry sir

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

You don't do any washing and yet for some reason your clothes find their way back into wardrobes and drawers, clean.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You do a load of washing and you find that about a third of it is their stuff

This is Beard posting, right?

Yes... "

You're hot

just saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're getting yourself undressed and not undressing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do a load of washing and you find that about a third of it is their stuff

This is Beard posting, right?

Yes...

You're hot

just saying... "

I don't see how that means you're in a relationship... oh!

thanks

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"When you sign christmas cards from both of you. When your mother asks what he wants for christmas and hasnt asked what you want.

When your best friend asks when hes going to be there so she can come for tea"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When you plan to spend the day in bed then decide to go out cause its such a lovely day and you want to make the most of the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go to hang something in the wardrobe and realise it's now been reorganised and full to bursting with her stuff whilst yours is relocated to god knows where

Or.......

You find yourself with far less room to starfish in bed

haha

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

You plan to go out with them rather than the lads.

Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never put water, oil or windscreen wash in your car or pump your tyres up!

Took some getting used to when I first became single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realize you never have to learn to cook because your husband won't let you starve

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You realize you never have to learn to cook because your husband won't let you starve

Ah. You've got one of those too?

I do all the cooking... probably just as well...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get fat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures

Awwww I like this - totally true

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures

Protect you? Good grief cheeky, are you beset by ninjas or something?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never have to put the bins out...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You never have to put the bins out..."

We share that. Getting the child in on that too.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You get fat!!

Speak for yourself!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You never put water, oil or windscreen wash in your car or pump your tyres up!

Took some getting used to when I first became single. "

I don't drive - she does all that.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You get fat!!

I lost more than a third of my body weight since I met my bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have an allocated side of the bed.

Sarah

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"They have an allocated side of the bed.

Sarah

This is true.

We seem to accidentally swap when on holiday though. Invariably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You never have to put the bins out...

We share that. Getting the child in on that too. "

I'm all for child labour...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures

Protect you? Good grief cheeky, are you beset by ninjas or something?!"

No _educed after she has too many vodkas

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

You go and get married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're talking to thin air but now there's someone in the room at the same time.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You go and get married"

Nah.

Not making that mistake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"When you're talking to thin air but now there's someone in the room at the same time. "

You're confusing your other half with the kids

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

When you do housework more than one a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to some sort of social occasion WITHOUT your other half, and the first question people ask you isn't 'hello, how are you?' but 'where's your other half?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

...

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

...

xx"

No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair! "

It's the bald men that does me in!

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"You never put water, oil or windscreen wash in your car or pump your tyres up!

Took some getting used to when I first became single.

Totally with you on this one

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"You never have to put the bins out...

We share that. Getting the child in on that too. "

I didn't think you were in a relationship or had kids. Funny how you make assumptions you don't strike me as the maternal type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You feel safe and secure when you drift off to sleep knowing someone is there to protect you...now I use alternative measures

Protect you? Good grief cheeky, are you beset by ninjas or something?!

No _educed after she has too many vodkas

Same thing (ninja emoji)

...

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

When u replace 'I' with 'we' in general conversations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wash and hang out her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!

It's the bald men that does me in! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!

It's the bald men that does me in! "

Well if you cant stop laughing later might be the last time too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're talking to thin air but now there's someone in the room at the same time. "

Comfortable silence - Pulp Fiction

...

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!

It's the bald men that does me in!

I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!

It's the bald men that does me in!

I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment.

You can always trim their hairy backs and chests

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

When you house stinks of protein shake farts .... and there's nothing on the telly apart from sport ... and more sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!

It's the bald men that does me in!

I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment.

You can always trim their hairy backs and chests

And tweezer their ear hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!

It's the bald men that does me in!

I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment.

You don't like Trump, he's bald , just the banality of his syrup makes you forget he's bald

...

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

When your man drawer becomes a repository for smelly candles...

And you get moaned at on Christmas morning cos you now can't find any batteries for the kids toys..

But at least the house smells nice.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When you cut each others hair and are not Toni or Guy

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No one trusts me enough to cut their hair!

It's the bald men that does me in!

I like bald men. That's why I never have a Toni and Guy moment.

You don't like Trump, he's bald , just the banality of his syrup makes you forget he's bald

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xx"

Let me clarify...I mean bald men who are not twats. Mainly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you slob out in crap clothes because you stop making an effort and haven't put a hairbrush through your hair for god knows how long...I seriously need to change this!!

For him: no need to do the washing, ironing, cooking etc.... (not as though I mind I love looking after him!)

G x

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

You get given the bottom drawer of a three chest unit and a couple of coat hangers lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

They forget your birthday!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"They forget your birthday! "

Hang on, what's the date?

(lol, not really, I've got plenty of time to forget it yet... )

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"You know you're in a relationship when..."

...when you don't expect a blow-job just for putting the bins out.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to buy a bigger wardrobe yet all ur personal clothes fit in just 2 shelves

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

you find yourself asking permission to go out anywhere...

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

You lose about one tshirt a week and a pair of socks a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realise you're spending less time in the bedroom experiencing new positions and more time in the garden postioning expensive crap you never knew your life wasn't complete without!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"You realise you're spending less time in the bedroom experiencing new positions and more time in the garden postioning expensive crap you never knew your life wasn't complete without!"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

When you give each other priority in your life.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

You know you're in a relationship when you're getting divorced and start thinking to yourself "who is this woman giving me grief??"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When you "allow" them to keep their socks on for sex cause you cant be bothered to take yours off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They forget your birthday! "

That's me, not Mr, he never forgets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're talking to thin air but now there's someone in the room at the same time.

You're confusing your other half with the kids"

I was just relating it to most men I know, fits with the kids too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrr!!! Are you whinging about me *again* beard??

Fml.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrr!!! Are you whinging about me *again* beard??

Fml.

Whinging? Did that sound like a whinge? Not a bit of it, merely an observation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She expects you to change the nappies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She expects you to change the nappies!

Nope. That's called parenting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do a load of washing and you find that about a third of it is their stuff "

When you get home from a 12 hour shift and you have a nice hot bubble bath waiting and a bottle of wine and get told to have a soak whiles tea is cooking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't see the tv remote ever again. Particularly when your soaps are due on and there is footie on the other side.

When your toilet roll no longer lasts a day nevermind a week.

When you get repetitive strain injury from trying to keep the duvet on you through the night.

When you snuggle under the duvet and there is the faint whiff of farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your reading this post and wife walks in and ask you to help with dishes, can't she see I'm busy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think the problem started many governments ago, think Thatcher's but certainly continued with All subsequent ones. In a bid to get people off the unemployed register government allowed fudging of figures and moving people on to other "lists. They were then forgotten about and a vicious circle developed which has been difficult to break.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

What's a relationship

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

When there's a side of the bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the food you thought was in the fridge has disappeared......

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

They buy you socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think the problem started many governments ago, think Thatcher's but certainly continued with All subsequent ones. In a bid to get people off the unemployed register government allowed fudging of figures and moving people on to other "lists. They were then forgotten about and a vicious circle developed which has been difficult to break."

What the?!? God knows how this got on here, was on the Benefits thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there's a side of the bed...."

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"When the food you thought was in the fridge has disappeared......

That is called teenagers

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"You never put water, oil or windscreen wash in your car or pump your tyres up!

Took some getting used to when I first became single.

Fancy a tumble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When conversing with others, you hold a whole private conversation about the others using your eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hear the phrase 'what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the food you thought was in the fridge has disappeared......

That is called teenagers"

Lol yep, we have them too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you hear the phrase 'what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine'"

Oh shit I remember that phrase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start hearing an organ rattling of some deafening piece of music and you immediately make for the door with someone on your arm facing a load of vaguely familiar faces in stupidly expensive clothes that they've borrowed, all looking at you with an expression saying "You silly soppy sod! Now where's the booze-up"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your bank account is empty, and you don't have a pile of on the bedside table and three hookers sprawled across your bed....

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