FabSwingers.com forum: Gold member

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhhhh. "

Tell me about it

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Oh well you know not to waste your money next time when it runs out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh well you know not to waste your money next time when it runs out "

That's true. Love your heels

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd talk to you if you feel lonely

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Oh well you know not to waste your money next time when it runs out

That's true. Love your heels "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a whole £5......

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Should have gone for the platinum membership, where at least one pretty girl is delivered to your door every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have gone for the platinum membership, where at least one pretty girl is delivered to your door every day

Ooh can woman have that option too? I would love a pretty girl Delivered to my door

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Should have gone for the platinum membership, where at least one pretty girl is delivered to your door every day

Ooh can woman have that option too? I would love a pretty girl Delivered to my door

Of course- for you she'd probably bring a friend along too

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

o/p talk to them first

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me "

"How about noooooooo (you crazy Dutch Basssterd!)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me "

Why do you think people are suddenly going to talk to you just because you upgraded?

I always go for gold as I can perve profile pics better and upload more of my pics ... it makes no difference to the amount of ppl that message me

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By *rKinkedKuntMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I luuuuv gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fiver and still nobody wants to fuck eh?

fickle bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* looking for my violin * 2 seconds

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me "

that maybe the case.. but you need to see the positive side.. going gold means you can now post up to 150 photos.. see every cloud has a silver lining or should i say gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* looking for my violin * 2 seconds

Here... borrow mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold member!

He's the man, the man with the aurous crotch

Too cold to touch

Such a cold member

Beckons you to enter his web of sin

But don't go in

Golden words he will pour in your ear

But his lies can't disguise what you fear

For a golden girl knows when he's shagged her

It's the shag of death from

Mister Gold Member

Pretty girl beware of this cock of gold

This dick is cold

It's made of gold

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gold - Spandau Ballet

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go silver... it lasts longer!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I only went for silver...and now I'm fighting off the women with a stick....

You've been robbed!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me "

Awww diddums! Did anybody tell you that no amount of levels you pay into will NOT assure you of an Instant Shag!

Forget all the veiled comments so far, they're just trying to let you down gently!

You've only been on here 2 weeks! You are a mere beginner! It takes months to achieve success.

You can however improve on things to help yourself. Invest in spell checking your text we don't know if you like males or females?

Say why you can't accommodate, ss that puts people off.

Invest in better pics, ditch the cock pic to Private.

But, learn that it takes Patience, Perseverance, and even more Patience.

You get out of it, by what you put in!

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who says it's for a shag? Don't just assume things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well youve not lost a fortune and maybe gotten yourself noticed by writing on here about it - who knows this may be the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me "

I've got a gold member!

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Have you considered small claims court?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me

I've got a gold member!

posh git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me

I've got a gold member!

posh git

It compliments my Stirling ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me

I've got a gold member!

posh git

It compliments my Stirling ass.

and your silver edged tongue

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Shhhmoke and a pancake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have gone for the platinum membership, where at least one pretty girl is delivered to your door every day

Ssshhh you know the first rule of the Platinum members club..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"So I've just upgraded to a gold member. But now I'm thinking why did I even bother as nobody talks to me "

Yes, no guarantees, unfortunately, takes more than a gold membership. But at least your post has got people responding to you. Good luck!

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Poor sausage.

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