FabSwingers.com forum: Best ever Job??

By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

As I end another week, out of work and still searching for a new job, what is the best job anyone has had? Or what would be your ideal job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ideal job would be a club singer

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

An actor

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would like to have been either an outreach worker for the homeless or work in a drug reabilition centre.

Or work with people with severe mental health problems

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By *lasgowcouple07Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

a window cleaner lol

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By *hiz2112Man
over a year ago

south wales and gloucestershire

james bond ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Or a doctor... Would not like the blood and gore but would like running thro the hospital with white coat, stethoscope and a ' I am saving lives' look on my face....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...work with people with severe mental health problems"

Technically forum posting doesnt count.... But from stalking you, I can say that you have an aptitude...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman cause that's the easiest job i know fa sure xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"A woman cause that's the easiest job i know fa sure xx

you are either extremely brave or extremely stupid tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer taster would be up there.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

blowjob would be best but settle for a hand job

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I would be a Porn actor, infact I would go on the "Job" for no pay!

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

worked in a night club/caberet bar best job ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did some work on a F1 car many years ago..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World travel on someone elses expense account... Best ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be a socialite.

Or a rock star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once was a steeplejack in Zimbabwe - you couldn't make it up could you?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

ohh to be PPs coffee table..

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"World travel on someone elses expense account... Best ever...

Been there done that, but lfe wasn't my own. At principles beck and call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

job t'gerrup int' mornin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worked picking beans, shop assistant, waitressing, car park attendant, bar, secretary, home dressmaker, graphic designer, admin, teacher, company director, enjoyed em all. The only one I didn't enjoy was temping for Abbey National. It was like a graveyard that office, full of miserable peeps. Boss spent an hour dictating long letters just before going home time and I didn't go back the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit I like blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World travel on someone elses expense account... Best ever...

Been there done that, but lfe wasn't my own. At principles beck and call.

Ahh... But I dont have principles...

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"World travel on someone elses expense account... Best ever...

Been there done that, but lfe wasn't my own. At principles beck and call.

Ahh... But I dont have principles...

I did for 7 years, then I got my life back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World travel on someone elses expense account... Best ever...

Been there done that, but lfe wasn't my own. At principles beck and call.

Ahh... But I dont have principles...

I did for 7 years, then I got my life back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

live simply to simply live - the less you consume the less you have to work to pay fer it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to be a food critic or a judge on Masterchef! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about best job but easiest I'd say fireman's got to be up there. Work part time and get full time wages! Yes please. And before everyone say's but they put their life on the line. Really.....?

How often do they get called out to house fires??? Not often. Correct me if i'm wrong but they deal with car accidents more than anything.

If they do go to a housefire then unless there's someone inside they only stand back and direct hoses at it.

If there is someone inside then they only go in if the risk is minimal, well as minimal as you can get going into a house on fire.

Now sits back and waits for response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to go back to being a mechanic , but with decent pay and conditions ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to go back to being a mechanic , but with decent pay and conditions ..

you could come and give me a good screw but the pay would be quite indecent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know about best job but easiest I'd say fireman's got to be up there. Work part time and get full time wages! Yes please. And before everyone say's but they put their life on the line. Really.....?

How often do they get called out to house fires??? Not often. Correct me if i'm wrong but they deal with car accidents more than anything.

If they do go to a housefire then unless there's someone inside they only stand back and direct hoses at it.

If there is someone inside then they only go in if the risk is minimal, well as minimal as you can get going into a house on fire.

Now sits back and waits for response

don't talk wet, they can be really hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i delivered christmas present to homeless kids dressed as santa on a superbike.

all the kids wanted to know where rudolph was.i had to tell them he was unwell so i had to use the bike to get around quickly.

the feeling i got from making them feel happy was priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How often do they get called out to house fires??? Not often. Correct me if i'm wrong but they deal with car accidents more than anything.

If they do go to a housefire then unless there's someone inside they only stand back and direct hoses at it.

If there is someone inside then they only go in if the risk is minimal, well as minimal as you can get going into a house on fire.

Now sits back and waits for response

don't talk wet, they can be really hot."

I'm sure they can be really hot in all that gear!

I buisness man can be really hot in his suit!

And I'm joking I know the type of hot you mean.

I wasn't denying that. I was just saying their job is pretty cushy! Especially when they get night shift! Bonus, getting paid for sleeping most of the time!!!! I'm jelous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How often do they get called out to house fires??? Not often. Correct me if i'm wrong but they deal with car accidents more than anything.

If they do go to a housefire then unless there's someone inside they only stand back and direct hoses at it.

If there is someone inside then they only go in if the risk is minimal, well as minimal as you can get going into a house on fire.

Now sits back and waits for response

don't talk wet, they can be really hot.

I'm sure they can be really hot in all that gear!

I buisness man can be really hot in his suit!

And I'm joking I know the type of hot you mean.

I wasn't denying that. I was just saying their job is pretty cushy! Especially when they get night shift! Bonus, getting paid for sleeping most of the time!!!! I'm jelous

naaaa, yer just frubbly. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when i delivered christmas present to homeless kids dressed as santa on a superbike.

all the kids wanted to know where rudolph was.i had to tell them he was unwell so i had to use the bike to get around quickly.

the feeling i got from making them feel happy was priceless."

Go away!!!

You've just made that up to get the woman going awwwwww.

I bet all the women who read that straight away looked at your profile lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How often do they get called out to house fires??? Not often. Correct me if i'm wrong but they deal with car accidents more than anything.

If they do go to a housefire then unless there's someone inside they only stand back and direct hoses at it.

If there is someone inside then they only go in if the risk is minimal, well as minimal as you can get going into a house on fire.

Now sits back and waits for response

don't talk wet, they can be really hot.

I'm sure they can be really hot in all that gear!

I buisness man can be really hot in his suit!

And I'm joking I know the type of hot you mean.

I wasn't denying that. I was just saying their job is pretty cushy! Especially when they get night shift! Bonus, getting paid for sleeping most of the time!!!! I'm jelous

naaaa, yer just frubbly. x"

frubbly??? Whats that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to go back to being a mechanic , but with decent pay and conditions ..

you could come and give me a good screw but the pay would be quite indecent.

mmmmmmmm , payment in kind is always a bonus lol , what needs fixing

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How often do they get called out to house fires??? Not often. Correct me if i'm wrong but they deal with car accidents more than anything.

If they do go to a housefire then unless there's someone inside they only stand back and direct hoses at it.

If there is someone inside then they only go in if the risk is minimal, well as minimal as you can get going into a house on fire.

Now sits back and waits for response

tell that to the wives of the firmen tht died in the Atherstone fire a few years ago

it must be really easy having to cut mangled bodies out of cars in RTA's, deal with seeing people die all the time etc

that wouldnt affect them at all would it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to go back to being a mechanic , but with decent pay and conditions ..

you could come and give me a good screw but the pay would be quite indecent.

mmmmmmmm , payment in kind is always a bonus lol , what needs fixing

think I may have a loose screw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to go back to being a mechanic , but with decent pay and conditions ..

you could come and give me a good screw but the pay would be quite indecent.

mmmmmmmm , payment in kind is always a bonus lol , what needs fixing

think I may have a loose screw.

hahaha your in good company lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How often do they get called out to house fires??? Not often. Correct me if i'm wrong but they deal with car accidents more than anything.

If they do go to a housefire then unless there's someone inside they only stand back and direct hoses at it.

If there is someone inside then they only go in if the risk is minimal, well as minimal as you can get going into a house on fire.

Now sits back and waits for response

tell that to the wives of the firmen tht died in the Atherstone fire a few years ago

it must be really easy having to cut mangled bodies out of cars in RTA's, deal with seeing people die all the time etc

that wouldnt affect them at all would it??"

Of course it's going to affect people! I'm just saying generaly. Of course I think they do an important job as do the police so don't think otherwise. I was making a little light hearted humour hense the sit's back and waits for reply at the end of my thread.

That said a big deal was made over not being paid enough prior and during the strikes! I think they get paid plenty. Like I said. It's effectively a part time job on full time wages.

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