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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would you fare if there was a zombie outbreak

Dead within the first five minutes

Able to survive alone and try to survive

Or start a new civilisation with a tiger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have it all planned out, I'm in it for the long run lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Depends how long really

Well before you come across a guy with a baseball bat wrapped in bardedwire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends how long really

Well before you come across a guy with a baseball bat wrapped in bardedwire "
no, I am the guy with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

The plan

Go get mum

Kill fill

Rescue lize

Go to the windchester and wate for it all to blow over over a pint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fair enough

Don't blame you really

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Sorted here...

My neighbours will supply the fresh meat, grinding fresh pepper corns atm,cannot wait

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham

Turn on the power get to the pack a punch and im sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The plan

Go get mum

Kill fill

Rescue lize

Go to the windchester and wate for it all to blow over over a pint.

Just remember not to smash the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn on the power get to the pack a punch and im sorted

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you got the 5k points for it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorted here...

My neighbours will supply the fresh meat, grinding fresh pepper corns atm,cannot wait

Where did they get the meat from??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The plan

Go get mum

Kill fill

Rescue lize

Go to the windchester and wate for it all to blow over over a pint.

Just remember not to smash the window"

Or to start the juke box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been fighting the Zombie hoard for years now!

You fuckers have no idea how many times a week I save you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who actually has a zombie plan all mapped out, I thought she was joking untill she started going through it and explaining it to me, step by step .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would pretend to be a zombie and live amongst them ..and hope i dont get caught out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best stay with a horde then...safer I suppose

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"The plan

Go get mum

Kill fill

Rescue lize

Go to the windchester and wate for it all to blow over over a pint.

Just remember not to smash the window"

I have no thorts of smashing a windo cos Thar is the back dor. I don't trust 1 Groop member lol

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Sorted here...

My neighbours will supply the fresh meat, grinding fresh pepper corns atm,cannot wait

Where did they get the meat from??

One arm at a time....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorted here...

My neighbours will supply the fresh meat, grinding fresh pepper corns atm,cannot wait

Where did they get the meat from??

One arm at a time....

Fair enough

Remind me to avoid your neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best stay with a horde then...safer I suppose "

Yea just move around with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorted here...

My neighbours will supply the fresh meat, grinding fresh pepper corns atm,cannot wait

Where did they get the meat from??

One arm at a time....

Fair enough

Remind me to avoid your neighbours "
maybe just avoid her completely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best stay with a horde then...safer I suppose

Yea just move around with them "
what if a group tries to clear the horde you're with?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"The plan

Go get mum

Kill fill

Rescue lize

Go to the windchester and wate for it all to blow over over a pint.

Just remember not to smash the window

Or to start the juke box"

It's on random

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Just walk through the crowd outside a football match- its a similar experience to the walking dead

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Sorted here...

My neighbours will supply the fresh meat, grinding fresh pepper corns atm,cannot wait

Where did they get the meat from??

One arm at a time....

Fair enough

Remind me to avoid your neighbours "

Oh they are quite.....armless...

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

All I need is a BFG and I am good to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I need is a BFG and I am good to go!"

Big friendly giant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just grateful that in my zombie apocalypse there are supermarkets and warehouses which meet all my supply needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the sea and live off shore. If I couldn't do that, stay put and smash my stairs so zombies can't reach me. Not that I've thought about it......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get to the sea and live off shore. If I couldn't do that, stay put and smash my stairs so zombies can't reach me. Not that I've thought about it......

Nah doesn't show that you have

How do you live off the shore after smashing your stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd throw myself at them, all those hands and teeth over your body - what a way to go

Mrs Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am still watching 'Train To Busan'

...probably the best zombie flick in a long time!...probably the scariest zombies yet..it would be hard to imagine surviving by them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd throw myself at them, all those hands and teeth over your body - what a way to go

Mrs Dirty "

could be family members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it has to be a self sufficient yacht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd throw myself at them, all those hands and teeth over your body - what a way to go

Mrs Dirty

could be family members

They'd be too busy stashing their cash and protecting their bricks to come see little old me.

Safe to say it'll be strangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be fine, me and my friends have a plan, we'd start our own group then a small civilisation.

We have come to the conclusion we'd start of nice, then if the world goes to shit more and people decide to start dickig one another over for no point, we just go down the apocalypse empire building route.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well. By simply changing channels.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"am still watching 'Train To Busan'

...probably the best zombie flick in a long time!...probably the scariest zombies yet..it would be hard to imagine surviving by them."

Was a bit hmmmm at first but that film is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last nite i watched the...almost greatest zombie movie ever

I Am A Hero

add that too Train to busan

never mind they are subbed ,....these are THE definitive zombie movies of the decade......am serious...they are amazing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am still watching 'Train To Busan'

...probably the best zombie flick in a long time!...probably the scariest zombies yet..it would be hard to imagine surviving by them.

Was a bit hmmmm at first but that film is awesome

thank fuck...people think i talk shite lol....was it better than world war z?...am asking cos I know it IS lol x

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK SERIOUSLY CAN ANY ZOMBIE LOVER WATCH THESE TWO:

Train to busan

and

I am a hero

and tell me these are just not the proper way of zombie films...I watch a gazillion zombie flicks...but these are actually astounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nick a double decker bus and rescue Brick Top, Pussy Galore, Tinker and Tom Good from an old people's home. Make our way to a Thames riverboat and fuck off!

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Go to the pub...thats what Shaun of the dead taught me, so I'll definitely survive and have snacks whilst doing so.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"OK SERIOUSLY CAN ANY ZOMBIE LOVER WATCH THESE TWO:

Train to busan

and

I am a hero

and tell me these are just not the proper way of zombie films...I watch a gazillion zombie flicks...but these are actually astounding"

Try "La Horde"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would find Zoey, Louis, Francis and Bill and join their team. Problem solved

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By *iore100Woman
over a year ago

nowhere land

She was on LCD or something? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be totally screwed.

Adam would eventually have to leave me behind because I would most definitely be the one that gets everyone killed lol.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, finally!!!

Clad in armour, with enough bladed weapons to cut down a million of them zeeks, I walk from street to street, from town to town, and bring swift mercy to every poor undead sod...

As for aggressive survivors, throwing axes, crossbow and blades serve quiet justice in the night....

Not too proud to loot bodies for guns and ammunition too,

It's the end of the world anyway.

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

I'll b fine I'll just sleep through it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get to one of the islands round the uk....less zombies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will just stick with my best friend bear grylis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be cool. Zombies are just Miss understood.

We need to help them.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I would be like Michonne.

Come at me zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be like Michonne.

Come at me zombies "

I'm like Rick. Come at me Michonne.

* Even I'm amazed how I turned this into flirting.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"The plan

Go get mum

Kill fill

Rescue lize

Go to the windchester and wate for it all to blow over over a pint.

I'm in on that.. I have a collection of records I can bring..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would be like Michonne.

Come at me zombies

I'm like Rick. Come at me Michonne.

* Even I'm amazed how I turned this into flirting.

You just can't help it can you?

Ok Rick. Let's have it. You shoot I will stab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be like Michonne.

Come at me zombies

I'm like Rick. Come at me Michonne.

* Even I'm amazed how I turned this into flirting.

You just can't help it can you?

Ok Rick. Let's have it. You shoot I will stab "

My guns powerful, you best stand clear. I wouldn't want to get you in the eye.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would be like Michonne.

Come at me zombies

I'm like Rick. Come at me Michonne.

* Even I'm amazed how I turned this into flirting.

You just can't help it can you?

Ok Rick. Let's have it. You shoot I will stab

My guns powerful, you best stand clear. I wouldn't want to get you in the eye.

You keep promising to blow my mind, I didn't realise you meant that.

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

"The plan

Go get mum

Kill fill

Rescue lize

Go to the windchester and wate for it all to blow over over a pint.

Am all in on this plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a go bag lol, my daughter has one too, not that we are Apocalypse nuts or anything, it was just a cool birthday present, but thinking about it, it would be handy to have in any natural disaster, because there are practical things in there like first aid kit, water purification tablets, I mean yeah, the plastic throwing stars won't be much use, but you get my point lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK SERIOUSLY CAN ANY ZOMBIE LOVER WATCH THESE TWO:

Train to busan

and

I am a hero

and tell me these are just not the proper way of zombie films...I watch a gazillion zombie flicks...but these are actually astounding

Try "La Horde"

seen many moons ago...but most cannot compare to these new ones...last night I watched a brilliant new japanese one called 'I AM A HERO', comedy zombie movie but with some of the best zombie fun I've seen...wayyy better than this trailer suggests though:-

https://youtu.be/pq7vJeoAV-8

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By *sher91Man
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I live close to a marina with many boats! It would be easy to establish a little base there with a few hundred people! All of us armed with the metal rods and stuff hanging around.

Unless it's World War Z zombies then I'd be dead pretty quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a go bag lol, my daughter has one too, not that we are Apocalypse nuts or anything, it was just a cool birthday present, but thinking about it, it would be handy to have in any natural disaster, because there are practical things in there like first aid kit, water purification tablets, I mean yeah, the plastic throwing stars won't be much use, but you get my point lol

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get to the sea and live off shore. If I couldn't do that, stay put and smash my stairs so zombies can't reach me. Not that I've thought about it......

Nah doesn't show that you have

How do you live off the shore after smashing your stairs"

Read my post again. I said get off shore OR if I couldn't do that, smash my stairs

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston

Not that I've planned this, but from my house I'm going across a 1.2 mile field to the shooting range (guns), followed by a 3.75 mile hike across more fields, and some roads and over a bridge to my nearest Costco store. Here I will lock myself and a few others in (surrounded by walls), generators for power, the odd chainsaw, knives and plenty of other items that can be used as weapons, plus plenty of food.

Maybe I'll see some of you there, however some of you are screwed!

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