FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone else love fart sniffing?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your own, or other people's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Either? What ever tickles your fancy

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Errr...no.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errr...no."

Why not

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Come work with me, i have colleagues who will change your mind along with vapourising the lining of your nostils

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

I'm a bloke and even I'm in the no camp here OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*backs slowly out of thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You not met my three dogs.

They'll ruin this fetish for you with just one poof of their derrières

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In all honesty I think it should be an Olympic sport, maybe even a recognised world wide event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good on you, OP. Not my cup of tea but it's the first thing that made me smile all day. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously ?! Made me chuckle though

Kinky

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By *orthern_LaD96Man
over a year ago

BARROW-IN-FURNESS

Not my sort of thing, but ey everyone's got their own fetish mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooo!!! My niece is torture enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some people who seem to like it . Porn sites have Brazilian women partaking of it .

But in all seriousness , it just makes me laugh , not horny at all .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one"

I'll get my dog to lay next to you so you can sniff hers, pretty sure you won't be liking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either? What ever tickles your fancy"

Well mine are lush, obviously, but I can't get on with anyone else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is either a weirdo, a troll, or both. Did he expect a different reaction than this???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread smells a bit dodgy to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP is either a weirdo, a troll, or both. Did he expect a different reaction than this???"

I don't see him judging your kinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I understand that not many people like the idea, just seeing where people stand with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever flicks your switch dude. Crack on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one"

I suspect you may be the only one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Whatever flicks your switch dude. Crack on.

+ one.

It's not like it's amputee porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever flicks your switch dude. Crack on.

+ one.

It's not like it's amputee porn

baiting hooks Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ass is a perfume factory don't you know, and I love the smell of perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP is either a weirdo, a troll, or both. Did he expect a different reaction than this???"

So much for openminded non judgemental swingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ass is a perfume factory don't you know, and I love the smell of perfume

Chanel?

JPG?

Brut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked with a guy that said his GF liked nothing more than having him squat over her face and fart in her mouth...!

He could clear a stadium he was that bad,so fuck knows what she got out of it-but each to their own!

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By *gnes Loves AnalWoman
over a year ago

Kingstanding

"There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one"

Would a shit in a jar give you the same thrill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one

Would a shit in a jar give you the same thrill?"

I'm sure he'd have mentioned it already if it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm no but i do fart

Admit to it ..they may smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are ok as long as I'm not having protein shakes, others hell no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This idea is really not a little shocking! I mean, I doubt farting would have the status of a social faux-pas if its consequence engendered an acceptable level of pleasure in its recipients! I'm rather with the sarcastic lady who describes her farts as perfume! Essentially, OP, you are claiming you enjoy the odour of an Eau de shitte!

You would be well advised to return in your next life as a dog as they can regularly be observed enjoying a good old sniff at each other's assholes!

Personally, I rate assholes and their effects as among the less desirable facets of humanity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever flicks your switch dude. Crack on.

+ one.

It's not like it's amputee porn

Now we're talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ass is a perfume factory don't you know, and I love the smell of perfume

Wouldn't mind smelling some of your perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever flicks your switch dude. Crack on.

+ one.

It's not like it's amputee porn

Got to hand it to you on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever flicks your switch dude. Crack on.

+ one.

It's not like it's amputee porn

Got to hand it to you on this one

Sniff sniff

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my thing but I have heard of a fetish where people fart on a cake and the fetisher then consumes said cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. But your own brand is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google "Dutch Oven"

You know...if anyone wants to know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some ghastly forum post titles that make me cringe, wince and want to throw up....yourself is one of them! Ha ha...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just like your public pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has got pink eye written all over it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just like your public pics x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll give you pink eye (all 3 of your eyes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you pink eye (all 3 of your eyes)"

Dave, stop being creepy...

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By *orthern_LaD96Man
over a year ago

BARROW-IN-FURNESS

Getting abit ruthless this forum haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread has time outs written all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My farts don't smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I worked with a guy that said his GF liked nothing more than having him squat over her face and fart in her mouth...!

He could clear a stadium he was that bad,so fuck knows what she got out of it-but each to their own!

well i guess it was just the one special thing they did with each other - most kiss or ride bare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other peoples...no!

But we all like a sneaky sniff of our own noxious gasses.....don't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I'm good!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the human catterpiller comes to mind you could be the middle one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the human catterpiller comes to mind you could be the middle one lol"

I believe it's centipede

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"the human catterpiller comes to mind you could be the middle one lol

I believe it's centipede

oh shit you are right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the human catterpiller comes to mind you could be the middle one lol

I believe it's centipede

oh shit you are right lol

might be a sequel in it..or a prequel

made me giggle though right enough

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

This forum never fails to amaze me. OP if this is your fetish and you get of on it...go for it man

....unfortunately I can't say I have such interest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one"

Why on earth would you love the smell of shit? That's messed up man. You might be the only one imho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I just stood in a queue were a d*unk thought it was funny to fart. I tell you it was bad so nope not liking it

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

Ewwwwwww some of the things on here are sick lol

I was eating my diner tonight and had a message that made me ill

So there's fart sniffing now? What next X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwwwwww some of the things on here are sick lol

I was eating my diner tonight and had a message that made me ill

So there's fart sniffing now? What next X "

Collecting farts in jars then when you've amassed loads of farts in jars condensing said farty gasses into a liquid so you can enjoy a nice pint of fart! With or without a clothes peg on the nose

Well,you did ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwwwwww some of the things on here are sick lol

I was eating my diner tonight and had a message that made me ill

So there's fart sniffing now? What next X

Collecting farts in jars then when you've amassed loads of farts in jars condensing said farty gasses into a liquid so you can enjoy a nice pint of fart! With or without a clothes peg on the nose

Well,you did ask!

Reminds me of my favourite Christina Pervy song: Jar of farts!

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

This thread is where all the weirdos hang out isn't it

Bye lol

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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago

heath hays

A message I got tonight off a couple made me ill now this fart stuff.

She messaged me saying hello I need help please.

I just messaged back saying are you ok.

Her reply is = we are a genuine couple that is finding it hard to find a new female to help with our fantasy as our last one has left fab and we are not looking for sex just a girl to come to ours all expenses paid her husband will be laying on a plastic sheet in the front room she will be above him with a whip you must stoop over him and poo in his mouth as much as you can push out then she will whip him and make him eat it as she wanks him off as soon as he ejaculats as this is a massive turn on for him I may leave and be given £70 for my time And if you can't travel a taxi will be pre arranged from your address to there's and back.

Ewwwwwwww noooooooooo that's just so wrong and sick I have stoped eating my dinner now and I was hungry that's just made me ill.They are now added to my block list lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message I got tonight off a couple made me ill now this fart stuff.

She messaged me saying hello I need help please.

I just messaged back saying are you ok.

Ewwwwwwww noooooooooo that's just so wrong and sick I have stoped eating my dinner now and I was hungry that's just made me ill.They are now added to my block list lol X"
Thats just so wrong in so many ways!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I've checked my Diary and established it isn't April 1st. Yep, I thought we'd reached April Fools Day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry. Had to delete my last comment. I need to think before I type.

Op. 'I like sniffing farts' ? Realy. I'd keep that one to yourself.

*i bet you don't say that a lot do you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab never disappoints.

Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.

Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my thing but I have heard of a fetish where people fart on a cake and the fetisher then consumes said cake

Kiplingphilia.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Perfect morning reading, thanks OP.

My arse smells delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never disappoints.

Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.

Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters"

^^^^ definitely a fart smeller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never disappoints.

Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.

Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters

^^^^ definitely a fart smeller

Definitely a Daily Mail reader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never disappoints.

Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.

Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters

^^^^ definitely a fart smeller

Definitely a Daily Mail reader

Only on Wednesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab never disappoints.

Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.

Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters

^^^^ definitely a fart smeller

Definitely a Daily Mail reader

Only on Wednesdays "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place cracks me up sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..

worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..

worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol"

The Op prays your around.

You cleared a room?.....even yourself had to leave?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..

worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol"

When you hope they are going to be quiet but they aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..

worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol

The Op prays your around.

You cleared a room?.....even yourself had to leave?

nah was home alone..

i was disguested with myself.. was like a family of rats had crawled up my arse n died.. im not one to gag but even febreeze couldnt help me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..

worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol

When you hope they are going to be quiet but they aren't

From your ass, I can only imagine you smell of fresh roses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..

worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol

The Op prays your around.

You cleared a room?.....even yourself had to leave?

nah was home alone..

i was disguested with myself.. was like a family of rats had crawled up my arse n died.. im not one to gag but even febreeze couldnt help me.. "

All I read was 'I'm not one to gag...'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running can have an effect on your metabolism and results in the need to pop out an air biscuit now and then.

I can run for miles without seeing anyone and nothing happens but the moment someone is walking along nearby it all kicks in

Hard to clench while on the run

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..

worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol

When you hope they are going to be quiet but they aren't

From your ass, I can only imagine you smell of fresh roses.

Arse roses is a whole other thread

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..

worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol

The Op prays your around.

You cleared a room?.....even yourself had to leave?

nah was home alone..

i was disguested with myself.. was like a family of rats had crawled up my arse n died.. im not one to gag but even febreeze couldnt help me.. "

oh girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Running can have an effect on your metabolism and results in the need to pop out an air biscuit now and then.

I can run for miles without seeing anyone and nothing happens but the moment someone is walking along nearby it all kicks in

Hard to clench while on the run

air biscuit.. i like that term.

i call them 'love puffs'..

then there are the rotten ones where youd imagine a cartoon style green gas cloud coming outta your fart pipe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i killed a thread on flatulence.. meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i killed a thread on flatulence.. meh"

All I can hear is a forum full of people coughing as the green cloud from hell envelops them

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I bet the OP is a connoisseur, and can tell the difference between a baked bean and a Brussels sprout fart

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Something I avoid

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Anyone who says they don't sneakily turn around when they fart in a shop to see if it smells are lying bastards

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Anyone who says they don't sneakily turn around when they fart in a shop to see if it smells are lying bastards

I just clench ma buttocks, and have been known to reach Middle C with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an elderly relative who lets one go as they walk, they seem to Time them to their walking pace and you hear it but because they're deaf you're not sure if they did it on purpose or not.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on, you'll be able to smell an accord of lychee in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprays the air freshner

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lady, I don't fart.

I puff.

And it smells of flowers, rainbow and glitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well now we've got a new word for fart... "President"!

So, soon we're all going to be saying "Oops I've just done a nice stinky President"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And...

"Jeez your President stinks"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab has really made me open my eyes to peoples kinks etc, each to their own and all that but fart sniffing!! Ewww just NO

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Ok, so no to farting, but who here scratches their arse then quickly sniffs the finger!!!?

You know you do!!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Ladies dont fart.

But if I had to, would smell of roses and pistachios

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