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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...

I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want salt and vinegar ridged kettle chips

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I want snacks too. I'm gonna haul ass to the shop once I get out of this really lush bath

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like a flat and defined stomach and general musculature. I haven't. I can't. I've tried. Woe(bble) is me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my bedroom finished so I don't have to sleep on my sofa anymore, as small as I am curling up on that every night is uncomfortable.

Mrs Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my nice shower gel but my brats have not only used my bathroom they've used my smellies!

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

I want my central heating to work.. but have settled for my electric blanket to keep me warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want snacks too. I'm gonna haul ass to the shop once I get out of this really lush bath"

Need a back scrub i have hob nobs

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got me already....you got me good I'm just chuckling away to myself

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I want snacks too. I'm gonna haul ass to the shop once I get out of this really lush bath

Need a back scrub i have hob nobs "

Are they chocolate ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would whinge but I stumbled across Holland v Belgium live on Chelsea tv on a free view (I don't subscribe!) so all is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want snacks too. I'm gonna haul ass to the shop once I get out of this really lush bath

Need a back scrub i have hob nobs

Are they chocolate ones?"

Yes my favourites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need cough medicine but do not have any. Also need a long massage

Kinky

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I want snacks too. I'm gonna haul ass to the shop once I get out of this really lush bath

Need a back scrub i have hob nobs

Are they chocolate ones?

Yes my favourites! "

Winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got me already....you got me good I'm just chuckling away to myself "

told ya I'd do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want my central heating to work.. but have settled for my electric blanket to keep me warm "

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got me already....you got me good I'm just chuckling away to myself

told ya I'd do it "

What goes around....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've had too many savoury crisps and tomatoes this week and now my tongue is sore woe is me...boo hoo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm feeling old, fat,ugly and to top it off Dicks forgot it's my birthday tomorrow.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I want popcorn, but trying to be good

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston


"I want my central heating to work.. but have settled for my electric blanket to keep me warm

Have you tried turning it off and on again? "

I got a leak so have had to turn it off. Too late to drain the system now and repair it. Boo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a flat and defined stomach and general musculature. I haven't. I can't. I've tried. Woe(bble) is me. "

You win the internet today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a fuck from Mr SnT but nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being bullied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need hours of hot sex....so annoying to have the permanent horn!

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

I wanna shag, but I can't get one even though I've sent cock pics to every new female on fab for the last three months..... Oh, woe is me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm being bullied "

Poor lamb

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I need hours of hot sex....so annoying to have the permanent horn!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want tonic to go with my gin. None left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want my nice shower gel but my brats have not only used my bathroom they've used my smellies! "

I always forget to put mine up out of reach, but instead of using them for the intended purpose, they make some form of potion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my running mojo back

And to put on a bit of weight

And one of those big floor keyboard things like on Big

And the moon on a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb"

Please help me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off "

it's too cold for no heating. I don't do cold, so if my heating went I think I'd move into someone else's until it was fixed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me "

Signposted to support online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off "

Still?? Bloody hell!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!

First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'

Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!

I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!

Meh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Signposted to support online "

Bully!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!

First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'

Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!

I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!

Meh! "

I'm sure someone spoke but I can't see anyone

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!

First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'

Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!

I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!

Meh! "

Nice boots

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I want a gin and tonic.. I'm being dad's taxi so no chance tonight.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me "

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want tonic to go with my gin. None left "
I'v got some x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a teleport machine to south and Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...

I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me"

id like to feel better.. had a horrible stomach bug all day and just starting to feel hungry x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!

First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'

Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!

I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!

Meh!

Nice boots "

You saw me??

Thanks lovely!

Mrs SB's boots forum pic challenge from weeks ago - I'm behind the times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )"

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woe is me, I would love to be being snuggled in a duvet by someone right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want my nice shower gel but my brats have not only used my bathroom they've used my smellies!

I always forget to put mine up out of reach, but instead of using them for the intended purpose, they make some form of potion! "

Ha.they have they're own bathroom.feckers shudnt even be in mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!

First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'

Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!

I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!

Meh! "

Harry Potter called and let me know he went by and dropped his cloak as he went by you, he's just recently taken it back.

*notice* if you've never read or seen Harry Potter you probably have no idea what I'm on about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder "

If it wasn't work it'd be the gym

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I've just eaten the last of my toblerone....major despair ....might put the box on my knob and take a pic of it ....can't find the sky control either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder

If it wasn't work it'd be the gym "

Loool

Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder

If it wasn't work it'd be the gym

Loool

Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway "

Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a magic button to whiz me up to bed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wow is me for two reasons today op my lovely!

First - I'm piling weight on and I need to lose at least half a stone by Christmas or my 'little black dress' will be a 'big black dress!'

Secondly - I've made some intelligent, considered (my opinion of course! ) comments on several threads today and they've been completely ignored/overlooked!

I've come to the conclusion that I have an invisibility cloak on today and it won't come off!

Meh!

Nice boots

You saw me??

Thanks lovely!

Mrs SB's boots forum pic challenge from weeks ago - I'm behind the times! "

Nothing wrong with that lady.

I'm 48 hours behind

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder

If it wasn't work it'd be the gym

Loool

Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway

Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats "

Curly wurly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...

I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me"

Is this like rant Thursday lite?

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By *ennyabcWoman
over a year ago

mayo


"I've just eaten the last of my toblerone....major despair ....might put the box on my knob and take a pic of it ....can't find the sky control either lol "

You can share mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...

I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me

Is this like rant Thursday lite? "

Damnit! I was considering putting in a notice for markoh, informing it wasn't for ranting, I have a rant for that and I'm saving it. I knew I should have put that notice in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder

If it wasn't work it'd be the gym

Loool

Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway

Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats

Curly wurly?"

Hey hey hey what's all this? you bully me and then corrupt my saviour with your offers of treats I should've signed up to pof instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...

I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me

Is this like rant Thursday lite?

Damnit! I was considering putting in a notice for markoh, informing it wasn't for ranting, I have a rant for that and I'm saving it. I knew I should have put that notice in. "

Haha... sussed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder

If it wasn't work it'd be the gym

Loool

Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway

Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats

Curly wurly?"

Coop- pack of 5 a £1. We could let him have the spare one, but I think halving it would be a better idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...

I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me

Is this like rant Thursday lite?

Damnit! I was considering putting in a notice for markoh, informing it wasn't for ranting, I have a rant for that and I'm saving it. I knew I should have put that notice in.

Haha... sussed "

He shall bypass this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need hours of hot sex....so annoying to have the permanent horn!"

**considers making a really inappropriate comment**

........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mince pies beat chocolate any day of the week.

I'm really,really,really,really,REALLY tired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder

If it wasn't work it'd be the gym

Loool

Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway

Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats

Curly wurly?

Coop- pack of 5 a £1. We could let him have the spare one, but I think halving it would be a better idea "

Let's see if she has gone to the dark side or still has a little sympathy for me...I am buying the damn things after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling old, fat,ugly and to top it off Dicks forgot it's my birthday tomorrow. "

You're certainly not old, you definitely don't look fat and I can see you're not ugly. As for forgetting your birthday I hope he makes it up to you big time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've got chocolate mince pies in Fortnum and Mason - whole heap of winning there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want heating in my shed. He heater gave up before and I've been to 4 local supermarkets to look for a replacement..nobody stocks heaters apparently so I need to go town tomorrow.

still. making do with a hairdryer for now a bit noisy but it's kinda working

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off

it's too cold for no heating. I don't do cold, so if my heating went I think I'd move into someone else's until it was fixed. "

Can I kip or your sofa. He says with chattering teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed. "

Milk? Sugar?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off

Still?? Bloody hell! "

5 bloody days now. I look like a lanky smerf

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I want someone to go and run me a nice deep bath full of honey and vanilla bubbles because it's too cold to move from the sofa and I can't be bothered to do it. Oh, woe is me indeed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I want heating in my shed. He heater gave up before and I've been to 4 local supermarkets to look for a replacement..nobody stocks heaters apparently so I need to go town tomorrow.

still. making do with a hairdryer for now a bit noisy but it's kinda working "

Have you thought of leaving the shed and, going in the house and snuggling with your girlfriend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched American Sniper and didn't know the true story, so the ending came as a surprise and has caused me to cry like a pussy for the past 10 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off

it's too cold for no heating. I don't do cold, so if my heating went I think I'd move into someone else's until it was fixed.

Can I kip or your sofa. He says with chattering teeth "

Sure take a pew, your feet may dangle off the end though

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've still not been able to fix my boiler. Got the parts today but the fuckwits sent them for the wrong boiler. My nuts have quite literally frozen off

it's too cold for no heating. I don't do cold, so if my heating went I think I'd move into someone else's until it was fixed.

Can I kip or your sofa. He says with chattering teeth

Sure take a pew, your feet may dangle off the end though "

At least the middle bit will be warm and I make a mean breakfast as a thank you

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.

Milk? Sugar?"

Just milk ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all achy and tired and would love a massage!

*hopes beard reads this*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk ta. "

Sweet enough

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm being bullied

Poor lamb

Please help me

Come here sugar

(Like a lamb to the slaughter )

Checks distance....checks calender....work tomorrow...sobs louder

If it wasn't work it'd be the gym

Loool

Oh here comes the bully again....just take my dinner money you can have it...I didn't want any lunch today anyway

Thanks! I'll get me and honey some treats

Curly wurly?

Coop- pack of 5 a £1. We could let him have the spare one, but I think halving it would be a better idea

Let's see if she has gone to the dark side or still has a little sympathy for me...I am buying the damn things after all "

Split it girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk ta. "

Sorted

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk ta.

Sweet enough "

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my restless legs to stop twitchin. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk ta.

Sweet enough

Of course! "

Let me guess, butter wouldn't melt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want my restless legs to stop twitchin. xxx"

Oh god I get that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...

I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me"

Cuddle off kimi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you want to share for "woe is me"? Get it out there...

I want chocolate, but have none, so settling for a mince pie. It's just not the same woe is me

Cuddle off kimi "

Nawww (((hug))) (that is how virtual ones are given isn't it?) as I'm in a caring nice kinda mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all achy and tired and would love a massage!

*hopes beard reads this* "

I have no idea who this beard is...

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk ta.

Sweet enough

Of course!

Let me guess, butter wouldn't melt?"

It probably would. My tongue would just swirl automatically...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want my restless legs to stop twitchin. xxx

Oh god I get that too "

It's my left leg tonight. I should get outta bed n take some parras but I don't wanna disturb luna-pants. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They've got chocolate mince pies in Fortnum and Mason - whole heap of winning there "

that sounds so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with popping off to bed... but I know I won't sleep..

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over a year ago


"I want to make a cup of tea but I can't be arsed.

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk ta.

Sweet enough

Of course!

Let me guess, butter wouldn't melt?

It probably would. My tongue would just swirl automatically..."

is that so

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over a year ago


"They've got chocolate mince pies in Fortnum and Mason - whole heap of winning there

that sounds so wrong "

But tastes very right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion king

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lion king"

What? Have you just bumped this up for markoh to see it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't read through the thread. Did I get my teleport machines or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't read through the thread. Did I get my teleport machines or not?"

No

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over a year ago


"I didn't read through the thread. Did I get my teleport machines or not?

No"

I guess I'll have to learn instant transmission instead

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