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"Sailor jerry spiced over ice make it a double please" Same again! | |||
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"Sailor jerry spiced over ice make it a double please Same again!" Cheers | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." With those lips and that bum..... You can serve me any day X | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." That was fast I'll have a jack's honey on ice please | |||
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"You don't look that bad to me " Japanese phones clearly don't approve of drinking. Ah well. Bad- beverages and delights | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. That was fast I'll have a jack's honey on ice please " Fine choice | |||
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"I thought it was some kind of acronym! " It is...beverages and delights . Roll with it | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? " Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself | |||
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"Litre of baileys over ice, but please remove all the calories before you hand it over " Ain't no calories in this joint | |||
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"Is that bad in a good way " Yeah You would think I would check these things right? | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? " I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. " sounds like you need some ice | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. sounds like you need some ice " I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. | |||
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"Think i'm getting a cold, freezing in here so Lemsip & a large spoon full please.. One for H too as she's bound to get it.. S" I recommened honey, the runny kind not set. Good for the throat. | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. sounds like you need some ice I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. " I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work. You'll be in knickers next | |||
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"Good is closed? " Lib. I made a typo ok. Poor form I know. I'm sorry. Do you want a drink or no? | |||
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"Good is closed? Lib. I made a typo ok. Poor form I know. I'm sorry. Do you want a drink or no?" I'd like to speak with the manager please. | |||
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"Think i'm getting a cold, freezing in here so Lemsip & a large spoon full please.. One for H too as she's bound to get it.. S I recommened honey, the runny kind not set. Good for the throat." All out down here, know where we might get some? x S | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." what cocktails do u do x | |||
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"Good is closed? Lib. I made a typo ok. Poor form I know. I'm sorry. Do you want a drink or no? I'd like to speak with the manager please." He's tied up in the cellar. | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. sounds like you need some ice I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work. You'll be in my knickers next " That's a little forward. But if you insist? | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." How you serving | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself " Bugger! I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." Sex on the beach in a goldfish bowl to share with you and your company | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.what cocktails do u do x" A faberoony. "Served long and tall over crushed hopes and dreams, a shot of sarcasm,2 measures of fuckery mixed with 3 fingers of naughty" Drink slowly or suffer fabicide. Fancy one? | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. sounds like you need some ice I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work. You'll be in my knickers next That's a little forward. But if you insist? " I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know. | |||
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"Tequila slammers all round or do u prefer Harvey wallbanger or sex on the beach op x" Shots it is. Way more fun! Did the disco arrive yet? | |||
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"One of these please Miss" Ah my favourite. Take a seat | |||
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"Pornstar Martini please gorge " Cumming | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. sounds like you need some ice I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work. You'll be in my knickers next That's a little forward. But if you insist? I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know. " | |||
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"One of these please Miss Ah my favourite. Take a seat " Just going to put the bottle somewhere safe before I sit down | |||
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"Bad is open? I had no idea what that meant haha... Now see it's a typo lol. Happy drinking everyone " | |||
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"Pornstar Martini please gorge Cumming Gimme 5 " You'll need longer than that lady | |||
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"One of these please Miss Ah my favourite. Take a seat Just going to put the bottle somewhere safe before I sit down " Good thinking | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Sex on the beach in a goldfish bowl to share with you and your company " Easy on the sand | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. That was fast I'll have a jack's honey on ice please " Can you make that two please? | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself Bugger! I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please" Sure thing | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. That was fast I'll have a jack's honey on ice please Can you make that two please?" How about you share a bottle in that booth over there | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. How you serving " You, later | |||
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"Would you mind uncorking that chianti and letting it breathe, until I can get there ? " Are you having an old friend for dinner? | |||
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"Ice cold cava please? With a splash of Chambourd? xx " I like you. Prop up at the bar we will share a bottle | |||
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"Can you make a good mojito?" Oh hell yes I can. | |||
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"Would you mind uncorking that chianti and letting it breathe, until I can get there ? Are you having an old friend for dinner? " Just a duck a l'orange | |||
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"Could I have a large Argentinian Malbec please.. It's been a long couple of days! " Of course | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. sounds like you need some ice I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work. You'll be in my knickers next That's a little forward. But if you insist? I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know. " Don't be giving me that look otherwise I'll have to take you in hand! | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. How you serving You, later " Hell yes please | |||
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"Can you make a good mojito? Oh hell yes I can. " Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something? | |||
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"Bar still open? Can we have a slippery nipple each and someone to serve them warm into mouths? " | |||
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"Can you make a good mojito? Oh hell yes I can. Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something?" I'll take a shot of vodka | |||
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"Can you make a good mojito? Oh hell yes I can. Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something? I'll take a shot of vodka " Well if you're talking shots then line em up! I can do shots | |||
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"can i have a double Pusser's gunpowder on the rocks" Yes you can | |||
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"Jack Daniels and ginger please. 2 lumps of ice. Thank you. Jack." All yours fella | |||
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"I need a drink...or 20. It's been a tough day " Come prop up there bar, I'll keep your glass full | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself Bugger! I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please" Wow! Someone else who likes Drambui (although I drink mine neat( | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." Happy hunpday lil miss Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please . Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom What time do you get off ? | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Happy hunpday lil miss Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please . Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom What time do you get off ?" I get off when you say I can | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Happy hunpday lil miss Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please . Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom What time do you get off ? I get off when you say I can " Then get off with me | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Happy hunpday lil miss Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please . Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom What time do you get off ? I get off when you say I can " You get off when your finished, then you may need to lie back and recover a while before your next shift | |||
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please..... THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour Cheers x " Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here. | |||
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"May I have a large G&T please Miss Honey? Light on the ice and with a wedge of lime." Anything for you | |||
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"A large rose for Mrs, and a muddy water for me. I'm driving, I'm always driving, can't someone else drive so I can hit the Jack? " Have a layover, plenty of room at this inn | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Happy hunpday lil miss Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please . Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom What time do you get off ? I get off when you say I can You get off when your finished, then you may need to lie back and recover a while before your next shift " | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple. | |||
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"A large rose for Mrs, and a muddy water for me. I'm driving, I'm always driving, can't someone else drive so I can hit the Jack? Have a layover, plenty of room at this inn " Now how could we possibly refuse that offer!?!? | |||
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"Where's the drink I've ordered " Right next to you | |||
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"The duck's out of the oven Would you be so kind as to pour me a glass of that chianti " Sure thing | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple. " How could I refuse you | |||
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"I am having Aldi's Saint Germont Premium Vodka (bottled to look like Grey Goose) because the Manager said "here, you like vodka, lady...try this!" " Hero | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple. How could I refuse you " How indeed...... | |||
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please..... THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour Cheers x Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here. " Haha you joker. Give me a Guinness cold then Miss Honey | |||
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please..... THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour Cheers x Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here. Haha you joker. Give me a Guinness cold then Miss Honey" I will even pop a shamrock on top | |||
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"Ooooh I have a large BAILEYS WITH ICE AND ADD A LARGE TIA MARIA " Yum! | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself " | |||
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