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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor jerry spiced over ice make it a double please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You don't look that bad to me

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sailor jerry spiced over ice make it a double please"

Same again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sailor jerry spiced over ice make it a double please

Same again!"

Cheers

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll have you, please

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone."

With those lips and that bum.....

You can serve me any day

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bad bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was some kind of acronym!

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Stunning idea!! Very large dry cider please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone."

That was fast

I'll have a jack's honey on ice please

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You don't look that bad to me "

Japanese phones clearly don't approve of drinking.

Ah well. Bad- beverages and delights

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

That was fast

I'll have a jack's honey on ice please "

Fine choice

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I thought it was some kind of acronym! "

It is...beverages and delights . Roll with it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Litre of baileys over ice, but please remove all the calories before you hand it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? "

Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Litre of baileys over ice, but please remove all the calories before you hand it over "

Ain't no calories in this joint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that bad in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

That was fast

I'll have a jack's honey on ice please

Fine choice "

Damn right. I have impeccable taste

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Is that bad in a good way "

Yeah

You would think I would check these things right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

"

I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. "

sounds like you need some ice

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Think i'm getting a cold, freezing in here so Lemsip & a large spoon full please..

One for H too as she's bound to get it..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.

sounds like you need some ice "

I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Think i'm getting a cold, freezing in here so Lemsip & a large spoon full please..

One for H too as she's bound to get it..

S"

I recommened honey, the runny kind not set. Good for the throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good is closed?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.

sounds like you need some ice

I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. "

I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.

You'll be in knickers next

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good is closed? "

Lib. I made a typo ok. Poor form I know. I'm sorry.

Do you want a drink or no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good is closed?

Lib. I made a typo ok. Poor form I know. I'm sorry.

Do you want a drink or no?"

I'd like to speak with the manager please.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Think i'm getting a cold, freezing in here so Lemsip & a large spoon full please..

One for H too as she's bound to get it..

S

I recommened honey, the runny kind not set. Good for the throat."

All out down here, know where we might get some?

x

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone."

what cocktails do u do x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good is closed?

Lib. I made a typo ok. Poor form I know. I'm sorry.

Do you want a drink or no?

I'd like to speak with the manager please."

He's tied up in the cellar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as our T.u.mblr

Double JD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.

sounds like you need some ice

I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.

I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.

You'll be in my knickers next "

That's a little forward. But if you insist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone."

How you serving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila slammers all round or do u prefer Harvey wallbanger or sex on the beach op x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please?

Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself "

Bugger!

I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone."

Sex on the beach in a goldfish bowl to share with you and your company

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.what cocktails do u do x"

A faberoony.

"Served long and tall over crushed hopes and dreams, a shot of sarcasm,2 measures of fuckery mixed with 3 fingers of naughty"

Drink slowly or suffer fabicide.

Fancy one?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.

sounds like you need some ice

I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.

I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.

You'll be in my knickers next

That's a little forward. But if you insist? "

I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Tequila slammers all round or do u prefer Harvey wallbanger or sex on the beach op x"

Shots it is. Way more fun!

Did the disco arrive yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of these please Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar Martini please gorge

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"One of these please Miss"

Ah my favourite. Take a seat

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Pornstar Martini please gorge "

Cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.

sounds like you need some ice

I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.

I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.

You'll be in my knickers next

That's a little forward. But if you insist?

I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of these please Miss

Ah my favourite. Take a seat "

Just going to put the bottle somewhere safe before I sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pornstar Martini please gorge

Cumming "

Gimme 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad is open? I had no idea what that meant haha... Now see it's a typo lol. Happy drinking everyone

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bad is open? I had no idea what that meant haha... Now see it's a typo lol. Happy drinking everyone "

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Pornstar Martini please gorge

Cumming

Gimme 5 "

You'll need longer than that lady

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"One of these please Miss

Ah my favourite. Take a seat

Just going to put the bottle somewhere safe before I sit down "

Good thinking

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

Sex on the beach in a goldfish bowl to share with you and your company "

Easy on the sand

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

That was fast

I'll have a jack's honey on ice please "

Can you make that two please?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please?

Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself

Bugger!

I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please"

Sure thing

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

That was fast

I'll have a jack's honey on ice please

Can you make that two please?"

How about you share a bottle in that booth over there

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Would you mind uncorking that chianti and letting it breathe, until I can get there ?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

How you serving "

You, later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold cava please?

With a splash of Chambourd? xx

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Would you mind uncorking that chianti and letting it breathe, until I can get there ? "

Are you having an old friend for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuban Pussy for me please? Or a Raspberry Smoothie! Possibly together!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ice cold cava please?

With a splash of Chambourd? xx "

I like you. Prop up at the bar we will share a bottle

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Can you make a good mojito?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Could I have a large Argentinian Malbec please.. It's been a long couple of days!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can you make a good mojito?"

Oh hell yes I can.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Would you mind uncorking that chianti and letting it breathe, until I can get there ?

Are you having an old friend for dinner? "

Just a duck a l'orange

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Could I have a large Argentinian Malbec please.. It's been a long couple of days! "

Of course

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips.

sounds like you need some ice

I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat.

I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work.

You'll be in my knickers next

That's a little forward. But if you insist?

I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know.

"

Don't be giving me that look otherwise I'll have to take you in hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

How you serving

You, later "

Hell yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar still open?

Can we have a slippery nipple each and someone to serve them warm into mouths?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Can you make a good mojito?

Oh hell yes I can. "

Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bar still open?

Can we have a slippery nipple each and someone to serve them warm into mouths? "

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can you make a good mojito?

Oh hell yes I can.

Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something?"

I'll take a shot of vodka

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Can you make a good mojito?

Oh hell yes I can.

Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something?

I'll take a shot of vodka "

Well if you're talking shots then line em up! I can do shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have a double Pusser's gunpowder on the rocks

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Jack Daniels and ginger please. 2 lumps of ice. Thank you. Jack.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"can i have a double Pusser's gunpowder on the rocks"

Yes you can

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Jack Daniels and ginger please. 2 lumps of ice. Thank you. Jack."

All yours fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a drink...or 20.

It's been a tough day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a carling darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cup of Da Hong Pao please

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I need a drink...or 20.

It's been a tough day "

Come prop up there bar, I'll keep your glass full

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please?

Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself

Bugger!

I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please"

Wow! Someone else who likes Drambui (although I drink mine neat(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone."

Happy hunpday lil miss

Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .

Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom

What time do you get off ?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

Happy hunpday lil miss

Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .

Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom

What time do you get off ?"

I get off when you say I can

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

Happy hunpday lil miss

Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .

Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom

What time do you get off ?

I get off when you say I can "

Then get off with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tennants im easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

Happy hunpday lil miss

Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .

Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom

What time do you get off ?

I get off when you say I can "

You get off when your finished, then you may need to lie back and recover a while before your next shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large rose for Mrs,

and a muddy water for me.

I'm driving, I'm always driving, can't someone else drive so I can hit the Jack?

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

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In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please.....

THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour

Cheers x

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

May I have a large G&T please Miss Honey? Light on the ice and with a wedge of lime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drambui for me three x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please.....

THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour

Cheers x

"

Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"May I have a large G&T please Miss Honey? Light on the ice and with a wedge of lime."

Anything for you

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"A large rose for Mrs,

and a muddy water for me.

I'm driving, I'm always driving, can't someone else drive so I can hit the Jack? "

Have a layover, plenty of room at this inn

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

Happy hunpday lil miss

Two bottles of corona with a slice of lime please .

Thank you , by the way, when you bent down to the fridge we couldn't help notice your wonderful bottom

What time do you get off ?

I get off when you say I can

You get off when your finished, then you may need to lie back and recover a while before your next shift "

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

The duck's out of the oven

Would you be so kind as to pour me a glass of that chianti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the drink I've ordered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone."

I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large rose for Mrs,

and a muddy water for me.

I'm driving, I'm always driving, can't someone else drive so I can hit the Jack?

Have a layover, plenty of room at this inn "

Now how could we possibly refuse that offer!?!?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Where's the drink I've ordered "

Right next to you

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The duck's out of the oven

Would you be so kind as to pour me a glass of that chianti "

Sure thing

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple. "

How could I refuse you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea please

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Pint of Aspalls cyder with quarter of a lemon squeezed into it.. Thanks

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

I'd like a red. Something fruity with long legs, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In acknowledgement of the American election I'll enjoy a nice long B52!!!

Yummy!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am having Aldi's Saint Germont Premium Vodka (bottled to look like Grey Goose) because the Manager said "here, you like vodka, lady...try this!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet Coke. Or rather, Pepsi Max, ideally cherry flavoured please.

Not feeling like alcohol tonight.

Put it on the tab - and have one for yourself barkeep.

Cheers!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I am having Aldi's Saint Germont Premium Vodka (bottled to look like Grey Goose) because the Manager said "here, you like vodka, lady...try this!"

"

Hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy humpday fabbers.

What you having?

Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.

I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple.

How could I refuse you

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How indeed......

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please.....

THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour

Cheers x

Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here. "

Haha you joker.

Give me a Guinness cold then Miss Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I have a large BAILEYS WITH ICE AND ADD A LARGE TIA MARIA

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please.....

THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour

Cheers x

Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here.

Haha you joker.

Give me a Guinness cold then Miss Honey"

I will even pop a shamrock on top

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ooooh I have a large BAILEYS WITH ICE AND ADD A LARGE TIA MARIA "

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please?

Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself "

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