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"Sailor jerry spiced over ice make it a double please" Same again! | |||
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"Sailor jerry spiced over ice make it a double please Same again!" Cheers ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." With those lips and that bum..... You can serve me any day X | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." That was fast ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You don't look that bad to me ![]() Japanese phones clearly don't approve of drinking. Ah well. Bad- beverages and delights ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. That was fast ![]() ![]() Fine choice ![]() | |||
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"I thought it was some kind of acronym! " It is...beverages and delights ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? ![]() Sorry. All out of those. There was only one left and I slurped it myself ![]() | |||
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"Litre of baileys over ice, but please remove all the calories before you hand it over ![]() Ain't no calories in this joint ![]() | |||
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"Is that bad in a good way ![]() Yeah You would think I would check these things right? ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? " I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. ![]() sounds like you need some ice ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. ![]() ![]() I do. Maybe its those red hot lips making me sweat. ![]() | |||
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"Think i'm getting a cold, freezing in here so Lemsip & a large spoon full please.. One for H too as she's bound to get it.. ![]() I recommened honey, the runny kind not set. Good for the throat. | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. ![]() ![]() ![]() I keep telling you about putting on lipstick after work. You'll be in knickers next ![]() | |||
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"Good is closed? ![]() Lib. I made a typo ok. Poor form I know. I'm sorry. Do you want a drink or no? | |||
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"Good is closed? ![]() I'd like to speak with the manager please. | |||
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"Think i'm getting a cold, freezing in here so Lemsip & a large spoon full please.. One for H too as she's bound to get it.. ![]() All out down here, know where we might get some? x S | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." what cocktails do u do x | |||
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"Good is closed? ![]() He's tied up in the cellar. | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's a little forward. But if you insist? ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." How you serving ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? ![]() ![]() Bugger! I'll have a large Drambui with ice then please | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." Sex on the beach in a goldfish bowl to share with you and your company ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone.what cocktails do u do x" A faberoony. "Served long and tall over crushed hopes and dreams, a shot of sarcasm,2 measures of fuckery mixed with 3 fingers of naughty" Drink slowly or suffer fabicide. Fancy one? | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I see what you did there. There will be none of that behaviour here. I'm a good girl you know. ![]() | |||
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"Tequila slammers all round or do u prefer Harvey wallbanger or sex on the beach op x" Shots it is. Way more fun! Did the disco arrive yet? | |||
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"One of these please Miss" Ah my favourite. Take a seat ![]() | |||
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"Pornstar Martini please gorge ![]() Cumming ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"One of these please Miss Ah my favourite. Take a seat ![]() Just going to put the bottle somewhere safe before I sit down ![]() | |||
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"Bad is open? I had no idea what that meant haha... Now see it's a typo lol. Happy drinking everyone ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pornstar Martini please gorge ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll need longer than that lady ![]() | |||
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"One of these please Miss Ah my favourite. Take a seat ![]() ![]() Good thinking | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Sex on the beach in a goldfish bowl to share with you and your company ![]() Easy on the sand ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. That was fast ![]() ![]() Can you make that two please? | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? ![]() ![]() Sure thing | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. That was fast ![]() ![]() How about you share a bottle in that booth over there ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. How you serving ![]() You, later ![]() | |||
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"Would you mind uncorking that chianti and letting it breathe, until I can get there ? ![]() Are you having an old friend for dinner? ![]() | |||
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"Ice cold cava please? With a splash of Chambourd? xx ![]() I like you. Prop up at the bar we will share a bottle ![]() | |||
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"Can you make a good mojito?" Oh hell yes I can. | |||
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"Would you mind uncorking that chianti and letting it breathe, until I can get there ? ![]() ![]() Just a duck a l'orange ![]() | |||
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"Could I have a large Argentinian Malbec please.. It's been a long couple of days! ![]() Of course ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? I don't need a glass. I've fiund somebody that wets my lips. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't be giving me that look otherwise I'll have to take you in hand! | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. How you serving ![]() ![]() Hell yes please ![]() | |||
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"Can you make a good mojito? Oh hell yes I can. " Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something? | |||
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"Bar still open? Can we have a slippery nipple each and someone to serve them warm into mouths? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can you make a good mojito? Oh hell yes I can. Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something?" I'll take a shot of vodka ![]() | |||
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"Can you make a good mojito? Oh hell yes I can. Well I'll take a mojito then, in fact make it two, can I get you something? I'll take a shot of vodka ![]() Well if you're talking shots then line em up! I can do shots ![]() | |||
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"can i have a double Pusser's gunpowder on the rocks" Yes you can ![]() | |||
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"Jack Daniels and ginger please. 2 lumps of ice. Thank you. Jack." All yours fella ![]() | |||
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"I need a drink...or 20. It's been a tough day ![]() Come prop up there bar, I'll keep your glass full ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a RaspberrySmoothi please? ![]() ![]() Wow! Someone else who likes Drambui (although I drink mine neat( ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." Happy hunpday lil miss ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Happy hunpday lil miss ![]() ![]() I get off when you say I can ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Happy hunpday lil miss ![]() ![]() ![]() Then get off with me ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Happy hunpday lil miss ![]() ![]() ![]() You get off when your finished, then you may need to lie back and recover a while before your next shift ![]() | |||
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please..... THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour Cheers x ![]() Sorry, don't serve pretentious drinks here. ![]() | |||
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"May I have a large G&T please Miss Honey? Light on the ice and with a wedge of lime." Anything for you ![]() | |||
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"A large rose for Mrs, and a muddy water for me. ![]() ![]() Have a layover, plenty of room at this inn ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. Happy hunpday lil miss ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone." I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple. ![]() | |||
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"A large rose for Mrs, and a muddy water for me. ![]() ![]() ![]() Now how could we possibly refuse that offer!?!? ![]() | |||
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"Where's the drink I've ordered ![]() Right next to you ![]() | |||
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"The duck's out of the oven ![]() ![]() Sure thing | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple. ![]() How could I refuse you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am having Aldi's Saint Germont Premium Vodka (bottled to look like Grey Goose) because the Manager said "here, you like vodka, lady...try this!" ![]() Hero ![]() | |||
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"Happy humpday fabbers. What you having? Come to the bar, I'll serve anyone. I'll have a big helping of bad please op, it's my favourite tipple. ![]() ![]() ![]() How indeed...... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please..... THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour Cheers x ![]() ![]() Haha you joker. Give me a Guinness cold then Miss Honey | |||
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"In celebration of the new president-elect I'll have the Donald Trump Cocktail please..... THE DONALD TRUMP COCKTAIL 1/2 oz. (15ml) Hennessy 1/2 oz. (15ml) Grand Marnier 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) Sweet & Sour Cheers x ![]() ![]() I will even pop a shamrock on top ![]() | |||
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"Ooooh I have a large BAILEYS WITH ICE AND ADD A LARGE TIA MARIA " Yum! | |||
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