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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Regular sex sob sob...I miss morning sex, I miss d*unken sex, I miss I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my flange sex...I just FUCKING miss sex...I miss amazing sex where I turned his legs to jelly

I'm not sexual frustrated honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regular sex sob sob...I miss morning sex, I miss d*unken sex, I miss I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my flange sex...I just FUCKING miss sex...I miss amazing sex where I turned his legs to jelly

I'm not sexual frustrated honestly

Is that right

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm not sexual frustrated honestly

Is that right

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha im sure youll have your turn soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember the last time I had morning sex .... Arrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sexual frustrated honestly

Is that right

Never

sooo what your saying is you miss sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So why don't you arrange some on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hahaha im sure youll have your turn soon enough

It better be some point if I die tomorrow it will of still been the ex

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Your profile says you ain't meeting at the mo.

Simple solution. Meet someone and shag them!

Or am I missing the point ??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

Yes!!!! OMG you know me so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha im sure youll have your turn soon enough

It better be some point if I die tomorrow it will of still been the ex

Make arrangements im sure there is a queue of hot guys willing to meet you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Your profile says you ain't meeting at the mo.

Simple solution. Meet someone and shag them!

Or am I missing the point ?? "

I'm taking a breather doesn't mean I don't miss sex and I can go to my local and shag...I mean shock fucking horror I can pull in real life

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the sounds of it your in the wrong place...you need to sign up on match.com

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"By the sounds of it your in the wrong place...you need to sign up on match.com

Cheers for the advice fella but won't be wasting £25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've been told that I should start a more constructive thread and not a thread all about me..so I'll open it up what do you miss about regular sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

Yes!!!! OMG you know me so well

your time will come and hopefully so will you!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told that I should start a more constructive thread and not a thread all about me..so I'll open it up what do you miss about regular sex?

Tut

not knowing what regular sex is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told that I should start a more constructive thread and not a thread all about me..so I'll open it up what do you miss about regular sex?

The sex. Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile says you ain't meeting at the mo.

Simple solution. Meet someone and shag them!

Or am I missing the point ?? "

Thing is you'd have to meet someone and then get a month or mores worth of shagging in for you to get to that nice stage where he knows your body and you know his. One off sex (in my opinion) is shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

It's ok, I might forgive you. I was wounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sex every day

Only get it at weekends with my man due to distance

Kinky

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

It's ok, I might forgive you. I was wounded

Thank you, your post was the last in the thread too so I had to track you down in another thread to apologise

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Your profile says you ain't meeting at the mo.

Simple solution. Meet someone and shag them!

Or am I missing the point ??

I'm taking a breather doesn't mean I don't miss sex and I can go to my local and shag...I mean shock fucking horror I can pull in real life

I wish I could!!!!!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

Think you two should gettttt in on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah me too.

One day...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well im spending the day having sex tomorrow. Weve planned to do nothing but make a den in bed

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Well im spending the day having sex tomorrow. Weve planned to do nothing but make a den in bed

Awww that's lovely

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

Think you two should gettttt in on

I could use a workout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the feeling sweetie. It's been nearly a month for me. And before that was a lot longer.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Your profile says you ain't meeting at the mo.

Simple solution. Meet someone and shag them!

Or am I missing the point ??

I'm taking a breather doesn't mean I don't miss sex and I can go to my local and shag...I mean shock fucking horror I can pull in real life

Bugger me..

When I take a breather, I usually only need a few minutes..

That's gotta have one fucking good session to need a several week breather..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

Think you two should gettttt in on

I could use a workout

Haha I think you would use it wisely

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Your profile says you ain't meeting at the mo.

Simple solution. Meet someone and shag them!

Or am I missing the point ??

I'm taking a breather doesn't mean I don't miss sex and I can go to my local and shag...I mean shock fucking horror I can pull in real life

Bugger me..

When I take a breather, I usually only need a few minutes..

That's gotta have one fucking good session to need a several week breather..

You been stalking me

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Cheers for the advice fella but won't be wasting £25

I thought you were skint?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I know the feeling sweetie. It's been nearly a month for me. And before that was a lot longer. "

I feel guilty now as its only been 5 hours for me god I feel lucky

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cheers for the advice fella but won't be wasting £25

I thought you were skint?

funny sod

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By *mokeybanditMan
over a year ago

lichfield

I miss spontaneous sex, because you can. And it doesn't matter that's it 2 o clock on a Tuesday afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the feeling sweetie. It's been nearly a month for me. And before that was a lot longer.

I feel guilty now as its only been 5 hours for me god I feel lucky

Oh piss off!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I know the feeling sweetie. It's been nearly a month for me. And before that was a lot longer.

I feel guilty now as its only been 5 hours for me god I feel lucky

I didn't mean you could include a hand job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss weekday sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss sex?

Surely you have to remember it to miss it?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I miss spontaneous sex, because you can. And it doesn't matter that's it 2 o clock on a Tuesday afternoon."

That's nice also

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

Think you two should gettttt in on

I could use a workout

Haha I think you would use it wisely

I definitely think we would end up hot and breathless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile says you ain't meeting at the mo.

Simple solution. Meet someone and shag them!

Or am I missing the point ??

I'm taking a breather doesn't mean I don't miss sex and I can go to my local and shag...I mean shock fucking horror I can pull in real life

No bloody kidding!!! ????

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I know the feeling sweetie. It's been nearly a month for me. And before that was a lot longer.

I feel guilty now as its only been 5 hours for me god I feel lucky

I didn't mean you could include a hand job

Ha ha very funny I have no need to wank I'm a very very lucky man didn't realise how lucky until I came back on here

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By *mokeybanditMan
over a year ago

lichfield

"I miss spontaneous sex, because you can. And it doesn't matter that's it 2 o clock on a Tuesday afternoon.

That's nice also

It's the best, a quick kiss that keeps going and before you know it.... Yeah now I'm depressed.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

Think you two should gettttt in on

I could use a workout

Haha I think you would use it wisely

I definitely think we would end up hot and breathless

Do I have to come up the road to you and complete a questionnaire with you for all the eligible ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss not having to book an appointment to have sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah me too.

One day..."

Stick me on a train with a puzzle and a packed lunch and I'd do anything you wanted, clean, iron, sexual favours but noooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regular sex? Not sure those words go together do they?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

Think you two should gettttt in on

I could use a workout

Haha I think you would use it wisely

I definitely think we would end up hot and breathless

Do I have to come up the road to you and complete a questionnaire with you for all the eligible ladies

Not quite sure what you mean there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheekychops snap i miss it as well whirlwind

spontaneous sex

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm not sexual frustrated honestly

So do I ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing I missed most was giving pleasure. Wanking sort of took care of the receiving pleasure. But the biggest turn on for me is seeing, feeling and hearing my partner experiencing pleasure. That's what I missed most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it was almost a week ago.

I miss just texting to say, get here now I need you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sexual frustrated honestly

Wish i hadnt seem this...you made me sad again

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

Think you two should gettttt in on

I could use a workout

Haha I think you would use it wisely

I definitely think we would end up hot and breathless

Shall we practice some yoga?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"You miss looking like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards after a good session

you miss the satisfaction being mutual rather than one sided

I missed your post where you mentioned me and can't message you to apologise

Oh and I miss sex too. It's been two weeks now!

Two weeks. I've bloody forgotten

Free you some time, we'll meet in the middle and give each other a reminder?

Think you two should gettttt in on

I could use a workout

Haha I think you would use it wisely

I definitely think we would end up hot and breathless

Shall we practice some yoga?"

Hmm, are you flexible enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So why don't you arrange some on here? "

Don't get a self-thread that way!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So why don't you arrange some on here?

Don't get a self-thread that way!"

Self-threads are great ain't they?

Glad you are enjoying this one

Anyway, what's this about the sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, sex, sex! That's all this thread is about! I'm picking up my tail feather and stomping right back out! Sex pah who'd have thought it.... Cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck I can't think of sex with out getting a semi on from it that's how long I haven't had it do miss the snuggles n all.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Can you believe all the sex talk here? Disgusting behaviour, I'm so offended I need some sex to calm down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, sex, sex! That's all this thread is about! I'm picking up my tail feather and stomping right back out! Sex pah who'd have thought it.... Cock!"

Me too.

They should keep that sh!t to themselves.

/I'll be in my fucking room!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I miss coming in from work giving her a loverly kiss in the kitchen, Where I teased cudderling and grouping her before having sex.

catching her over the kitchen sink I kinda did often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So why don't you arrange some on here?

Don't get a self-thread that way!"

Beats all the political threads that have been on here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, sex, sex! That's all this thread is about! I'm picking up my tail feather and stomping right back out! Sex pah who'd have thought it.... Cock!

Me too.

They should keep that sh!t to themselves.

/I'll be in my fucking room!"

Is it a "fucking" room though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, sex, sex! That's all this thread is about! I'm picking up my tail feather and stomping right back out! Sex pah who'd have thought it.... Cock!

Me too.

They should keep that sh!t to themselves.

/I'll be in my fucking room!

Is it a "fucking" room though?

Don't twist my words either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah me too.

One day...

Stick me on a train with a puzzle and a packed lunch and I'd do anything you wanted, clean, iron, sexual favours but noooo! "

Haha!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sex?

How very retro...

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