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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When putting together a bleeding crosstrainer

Kin nuts everywhere

And its still in bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im to impatient to wait see.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

you wanna borrow my tool kit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nahhhh

I wanna exchange it for a pair of slippers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Bloody hell peaches with all this exercise equipment you will have dissappeared to nothing soon. Think i could do with borrowing some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its all right getting it but its putting the bloody things together.

AND.........using it.

I still have a thing in its box since last year.

I just got rid of two items to get the cross trainer.

Got me own little gym...

Now im after a bob or a john or a ........

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i gotta cpl of bobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also useful for spider removal...I had to knock on my neighbours' door the other week to get one for me. We'd only said hello a couple of times before that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders, yes. Also, for getting the tops off bottles, sometimes.

They're also useful for changing lightbulbs and taking the rubbish out! LOL

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I have to get rid of all the spiders in our house - he hates them, whereas I'll happily pick them up and take them out. And I take the rubbish out He is, however, useful for diy jobs and good in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm let me think about this one, have cut the hedge today, have no problems with spiders in the house either, but am looking for a good chippie as am waiting for my new kitchen to be installed and the quote received for the first one was unbelievable!!! More than happy to lend a hand the one who gets the job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to get rid of all the spiders in our house - he hates them, whereas I'll happily pick them up and take them out. And I take the rubbish out He is, however, useful for diy jobs and good in bed "

Come live with me! I'll be so much more appreciative

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I have to get rid of all the spiders in our house - he hates them, whereas I'll happily pick them up and take them out. And I take the rubbish out He is, however, useful for diy jobs and good in bed

Come live with me! I'll be so much more appreciative "

Ooh - now there's an offer!!! And you could still reach all the things on tall shelves for me (his other use!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to get rid of all the spiders in our house - he hates them, whereas I'll happily pick them up and take them out. And I take the rubbish out He is, however, useful for diy jobs and good in bed

Come live with me! I'll be so much more appreciative

Ooh - now there's an offer!!! And you could still reach all the things on tall shelves for me (his other use!) "

I'm GREAT at shelf-reaching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...And you could still reach all the things on tall shelves for me (his other use!)

I'm GREAT at shelf-reaching! "

5'10" with 6 foot legs... I bet you are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...And you could still reach all the things on tall shelves for me (his other use!)

I'm GREAT at shelf-reaching!

5'10" with 6 foot legs... I bet you are...

"

It almost makes me sound like a giraffe ................;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...And you could still reach all the things on tall shelves for me (his other use!)

I'm GREAT at shelf-reaching!

5'10" with 6 foot legs... I bet you are...

It almost makes me sound like a giraffe ................;)"

You got a 5 foot neck...

...Finally!! A woman who could blow me... without gagging

{ }

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...And you could still reach all the things on tall shelves for me (his other use!)

I'm GREAT at shelf-reaching!

5'10" with 6 foot legs... I bet you are...

It almost makes me sound like a giraffe ................;)

You got a 5 foot neck...

...Finally!! A woman who could blow me... without gagging

{ }"

I say!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...And you could still reach all the things on tall shelves for me (his other use!)

I'm GREAT at shelf-reaching!

5'10" with 6 foot legs... I bet you are...

It almost makes me sound like a giraffe ................;)

You got a 5 foot neck...

...Finally!! A woman who could blow me... without gagging

{ }

I say!! "

They build em big in B75 ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a man to get rid of spiders

To open jars

To reach things from high shelves

To change a plug

To change a lightbulb

To get my christmas decorations from the attic

To get my suitcase from the attic

To mow the lawn

To BBQ

If I didnt have a man then I would have to make alternative plans - which would be going round to next doors in my Hollywood style negligee and high heels and beg the man to come and do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trying to train our pet spider to take the tops of bottles.

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