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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

watching Embarrassing Teenage Bodies and hey are doing a bit on varicose veins in the scrotum and all it did was highlight that ball bags are really not very attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I know they should make them prettier to look at for us girls

What about vajazzles for bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And in different colours....

Pinks, purples, blue and black and yellow with green spots...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And in different colours....

Pinks, purples, blue and black and yellow with green spots... "

Oh hang on...ive seen them on embarrassing bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Pinks, purples, blue and black and yellow with green spots... "

Some of them look like that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And in different colours....

Pinks, purples, blue and black and yellow with green spots... "

Pass the penicillin

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im going to patent balljazzles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wait till other half asleep and use some clear nail varnish and glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wait till other half asleep and use some clear nail varnish and glitter "

That cruel but I'd love to see his face in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wait till other half asleep and use some clear nail varnish and glitter

That cruel but I'd love to see his face in the morning "

Me thinks i have a great idea....

Who wants to stay over

And whats ya favourite colour ....

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Pinks, purples, blue and black and yellow with green spots...

Some of them look like that anyway "

oi,you lot,they may not be the best looking part of our anatomy,

but for a guy,they are comfort,in troubled times.

no matter what our troubles,no matter how tortured our soul.

one wee rub of those ballsacks,and you'll hear the words,

aaaah,thats better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that can be done despite the glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And that can be done despite the glitter "

Henna tattoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be expensive...some got bigger ones than others...lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there's lots on here that talk bollocks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we girls know that....

we just humour you fellas most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh we girls know that....

we just humour you fellas most of the time. "

I feel so patronized "calm down dear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Besides......

we would have to do the dick to match and you gonna cost at least £50

henna aint cheap ya know

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"And that can be done despite the glitter "

pheeew,thats a relief,bring it on.

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ffs they look like a plucked chicken,

going to a liberace concert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides......

we would have to do the dick to match and you gonna cost at least £50

henna aint cheap ya know "

You've done this before!!

Never had my cock henna'd wonder what it would look like - now awaiting the comments!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And that can be done despite the glitter

pheeew,thats a relief,bring it on.

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ffs they look like a plucked chicken,

going to a liberace concert. "

I think a shaved jack and danny looks like clint eastwoods plucked chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides......

we would have to do the dick to match and you gonna cost at least £50

henna aint cheap ya know

You've done this before!!

Never had my cock henna'd wonder what it would look like - now awaiting the comments!!!"

You could have anything on it....A snake..A totem pole....stick of rock with ya name thru the middle

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I like the idea of a henna tattoo on my balls, not sure of the design though?

Celtic Band?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ooooh i dont fancy the idea of teabagging owt twinkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides......

we would have to do the dick to match and you gonna cost at least £50

henna aint cheap ya know

You've done this before!!

Never had my cock henna'd wonder what it would look like - now awaiting the comments!!!

You could have anything on it....A snake..A totem pole....stick of rock with ya name thru the middle "

Snake or totem sounds good but stick of rock, ouch!!!

I feel like I'm in your hands!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you would know if ya was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you would know if ya was "

That a promise or a threat?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Besides......

we would have to do the dick to match and you gonna cost at least £50

henna aint cheap ya know

You've done this before!!

Never had my cock henna'd wonder what it would look like - now awaiting the comments!!!

You could have anything on it....A snake..A totem pole....stick of rock with ya name thru the middle "

hmmmmm,a totem pole,wouldnt be all that impressive.

if there's only room for one face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you would know if ya was

That a promise or a threat? "

Lmao.....

It would mean i hold the nail varnish and the glitter...

you would be famous, as the only guy to have two glitter balls down ya trousers...you could hold discos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides......

we would have to do the dick to match and you gonna cost at least £50

henna aint cheap ya know

You've done this before!!

Never had my cock henna'd wonder what it would look like - now awaiting the comments!!!

You could have anything on it....A snake..A totem pole....stick of rock with ya name thru the middle

hmmmmm,a totem pole,wouldnt be all that impressive.

if there's only room for one face. "

Some guys could get away with several faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for the whole family tree - I should stop dreaming

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Besides......

we would have to do the dick to match and you gonna cost at least £50

henna aint cheap ya know

You've done this before!!

Never had my cock henna'd wonder what it would look like - now awaiting the comments!!!

You could have anything on it....A snake..A totem pole....stick of rock with ya name thru the middle

hmmmmm,a totem pole,wouldnt be all that impressive.

if there's only room for one face.

Some guys could get away with several faces "

b*******.

dont get me wrong,it would be a big face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orrrrrrrrrrr

A little face with a big nose...or with two big eyes....

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Orrrrrrrrrrr

A little face with a big nose...or with two big eyes.... "

ya b****** peaches,you've sussed me.

the pygmies couldn't shrink a head small enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt ya know i have the "gift"

I borrow it off the fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the idea of a henna tattoo on my balls, not sure of the design though?

Celtic Band?"

ya mean like Clannad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like summat ya say when ya sneeze

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