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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is your favourite one? Mine is the roswell landing from a ufo, they beleive it is a weather balloon, but the government is holding back information and my 2nd one is, is bin laden alive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roswell : military test gone wrong

Bin Laden : currently alive and well under CIA protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That snow is coming. It's put out there to get us to clear the supermarket shelves and stock up on shit we don't need.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"That snow is coming. It's put out there to get us to clear the supermarket shelves and stock up on shit we don't need."

That unicorns are imaginary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be things we don't know we don't know about,,,, This I know,,,,, but don't ask me how I know,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Margaret died of aids only royal to be cremated and buried in lead coffin

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Princess Margaret died of aids only royal to be cremated and buried in lead coffin"

FAB!!!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Roswell : military test gone wrong

Bin Laden : currently alive and well under CIA protection"

I think Bin Laden is alive and well, put on a bit of weight , got a ginger wig and badly fitting suit and changed his name to Donald Trump

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

The bilderberg group sacrifice small children at bohemian grove.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Princess Margaret died of aids only royal to be cremated and buried in lead coffin"

Why would you have a coffin if you were cremated?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Princess Margaret died of aids only royal to be cremated and buried in lead coffin

Why would you have a coffin if you were cremated?

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It's what they carried her off in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead coffin

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My favourite one is about this guy who, in the time of Emperor Tiberius, invented unbreakable glass. Tiberius had the guys head cut off to prevent him from spreading the secret because he thought it would ruin the gold and silver markets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The illuminati will fake an alien invasion to unite all the countries in the nwo

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

That chap on Chris Tarrant's programme about trains was pretty convinced that Hitler lived in South America with Eva Braun having been dropped off by submarine.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I have a mate who believes that air cars exist, but we can't buy them because no-one knows how to police them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clique are in charge of Fab and a certain Mediterranean person decides who attends meets but only after you pass a vigorous messaging interview....hold on there's someone lisping at the door.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"The clique are in charge of Fab and a certain Mediterranean person decides who attends meets but only after you pass a vigorous messaging interview....hold on there's someone lisping at the door. "

Ah, I wondered why my meets had dried up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clique are in charge of Fab and a certain Mediterranean person decides who attends meets but only after you pass a vigorous messaging interview....hold on there's someone lisping at the door.

Ah, I wondered why my meets had dried up."

I'm currently trying to infiltrate their inner sanctum, once in I'll put your name forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After WW2 the allies tried to invade Antarctica as they thought Germans had a base there led by Admiral Byrd and where they were attacked by flying saucers and we're defeated papers on incident will be available 2046

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That there is hidden sexual imagery in Disney films.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roswell : military test gone wrong

Bin Laden : currently alive and well under CIA protection"

Or he is hiding in the caves somewhere in afgahnistan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That snow is coming. It's put out there to get us to clear the supermarket shelves and stock up on shit we don't need."
I like the snow and it reminds me of home, it would be nice if we got loads this year, few parts of northern england have got abit of it.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"After WW2 the allies tried to invade Antarctica as they thought Germans had a base there "

Someone actually found an abandoned Nazi base in the Arctic about 20 years ago. No aliens attacking though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like to get involved with conspiracy theories, they always end up in a big debate.... There's a few that spring to mind, mainly the most obvious ones, but I'll stick to the moon landing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole "illuminati occultism" one that has turned out to be completely true, even though it sounded absurd when the usual You Tubers started talking about it a few years ago.

It's made rewatching Eyes Wide Shut so interesting as well, as its clear that film has very little to do with Cruise and Kidman's character and is actually supposed to be a message. Hence Kubrik suddenly dying as soon as it came out.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"[Removed by poster at 08/11/16 19:39:02]"

I did not remove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/11/16 19:39:02]

I did not remove it!"

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole "illuminati occultism" one that has turned out to be completely true, even though it sounded absurd when the usual You Tubers started talking about it a few years ago.

It's made rewatching Eyes Wide Shut so interesting as well, as its clear that film has very little to do with Cruise and Kidman's character and is actually supposed to be a message. Hence Kubrik suddenly dying as soon as it came out. "

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love the way theorist use a lack of evidence as evidence to claim proof of their theories.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole "illuminati occultism" one that has turned out to be completely true, even though it sounded absurd when the usual You Tubers started talking about it a few years ago.

It's made rewatching Eyes Wide Shut so interesting as well, as its clear that film has very little to do with Cruise and Kidman's character and is actually supposed to be a message. Hence Kubrik suddenly dying as soon as it came out.

Yeah right "

Yeah right, what?

You not seen the Wikileaks emails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole "illuminati occultism" one that has turned out to be completely true, even though it sounded absurd when the usual You Tubers started talking about it a few years ago.

It's made rewatching Eyes Wide Shut so interesting as well, as its clear that film has very little to do with Cruise and Kidman's character and is actually supposed to be a message. Hence Kubrik suddenly dying as soon as it came out.

Yeah right

Yeah right, what?

You not seen the Wikileaks emails? "

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Roswell : military test gone wrong

Bin Laden : currently alive and well under CIA protectionOr he is hiding in the caves somewhere in afgahnistan."

boring snoring?

oops tora bora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine?? "

The FBI think they are. Hence Hillary and Podesta being investigated.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I believe that my hubby arranged the Tesco bank fraud so that my account would be blocked, thus preventing me from buying shoes on my day off

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

Winters coming

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"The whole "illuminati occultism" one that has turned out to be completely true, even though it sounded absurd when the usual You Tubers started talking about it a few years ago.

It's made rewatching Eyes Wide Shut so interesting as well, as its clear that film has very little to do with Cruise and Kidman's character and is actually supposed to be a message. Hence Kubrik suddenly dying as soon as it came out. "

there was no pampas grass..

nor were there any sky remotes casually lying about so guys could do the whole look at my todger thing..

so.. na, not having that one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine??

The FBI think they are. Hence Hillary and Podesta being investigated. "

What has that got to do with the illuminati?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

My new favourite is

Whiteboards are racist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine??

The FBI think they are. Hence Hillary and Podesta being investigated.

What has that got to do with the illuminati? "

It's "elites" attending weird rituals, eating food off of mock corpses and writing spells in pig's blood... You think that's entirely normal, do you?

It doesn't matter whether they're called 'illuminati' or not, the whole conspiracy theory was that elites were doing weird shit to do with spells/satan and they have now been caught doing so.

It's no use to carry on arguing as I can tell you don't even know what I'm talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine??

The FBI think they are. Hence Hillary and Podesta being investigated.

What has that got to do with the illuminati?

It's "elites" attending weird rituals, eating food off of mock corpses and writing spells in pig's blood... You think that's entirely normal, do you?

It doesn't matter whether they're called 'illuminati' or not, the whole conspiracy theory was that elites were doing weird shit to do with spells/satan and they have now been caught doing so.

It's no use to carry on arguing as I can tell you don't even know what I'm talking about. "

PMSL, and you obviously have evidence to prove this bull shit??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine??

The FBI think they are. Hence Hillary and Podesta being investigated.

What has that got to do with the illuminati?

It's "elites" attending weird rituals, eating food off of mock corpses and writing spells in pig's blood... You think that's entirely normal, do you?

It doesn't matter whether they're called 'illuminati' or not, the whole conspiracy theory was that elites were doing weird shit to do with spells/satan and they have now been caught doing so.

It's no use to carry on arguing as I can tell you don't even know what I'm talking about. "

sounds very much like what went on at a recent ex PM's club at Uni..

could be err well maybe similar ish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine??

PMSL, and you obviously have evidence to prove this bull shit??"

Yeah, Podesta, Clinton and their friends are discussing it in their emails, that have been leaked by Julian Assange, causing the FBI to investigate them. It was huge news all last week. Google "Podesta Emails, Spirit Cooking"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet"

Quote attributed to Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine??

PMSL, and you obviously have evidence to prove this bull shit??

Yeah, Podesta, Clinton and their friends are discussing it in their emails, that have been leaked by Julian Assange, causing the FBI to investigate them. It was huge news all last week. Google "Podesta Emails, Spirit Cooking"

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Assange is a publicity seeking fraud, the wiki leaks are probably fake. Why haven't they been reported in any 'proper' news agencies, it's utter bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I did not come up with this conspiracy theory but I think it may very well be true so here it goes.

KFC

KFC is red. Do you know what else is red? That's right, the colour red. Red has 3 letters, KFC also has 3 letters. 3x3=9, 7 ate 9 therefore we are left with 7 who ate 9. There are 7 days in a week. Week rhymes with the word beak. Chickens have beaks. Chickens have two wings, humans have zero wings. 2+0=2, the colonel (KFC guy) has two eyes, chickens also have 2 eyes. 2+2=4, there are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of the word Mcdonald's. Mcdonald's sells chicken, KFC also sells chicken. There are 9 letters in the word Mcdonald's. 9 rhymes with the electromagnetic delay line. Magnets are metal, cages are also metal. Chickens are kept in cages, is this where KFC gets their chicken?

Let's find out!

Chicken's have two legs and humans also have 2 legs, so 2+2=4. The colonel has 4 limbs, the chickens have 2 limbs unless you count their wings in which case they have 4. 4/4=1, the illuminati has 1 eye, therefore KFC is illuminati confirmed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I did not come up with this conspiracy theory but I think it may very well be true so here it goes.

KFC

KFC is red. Do you know what else is red? That's right, the colour red. Red has 3 letters, KFC also has 3 letters. 3x3=9, 7 ate 9 therefore we are left with 7 who ate 9. There are 7 days in a week. Week rhymes with the word beak. Chickens have beaks. Chickens have two wings, humans have zero wings. 2+0=2, the colonel (KFC guy) has two eyes, chickens also have 2 eyes. 2+2=4, there are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of the word Mcdonald's. Mcdonald's sells chicken, KFC also sells chicken. There are 9 letters in the word Mcdonald's. 9 rhymes with the electromagnetic delay line. Magnets are metal, cages are also metal. Chickens are kept in cages, is this where KFC gets their chicken?

Let's find out!

Chicken's have two legs and humans also have 2 legs, so 2+2=4. The colonel has 4 limbs, the chickens have 2 limbs unless you count their wings in which case they have 4. 4/4=1, the illuminati has 1 eye, therefore KFC is illuminati confirmed."

That is scary shit,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Gemstone Files - highly plausible if you read them.

JFKs Assissination was overseen by George H W Bush in order to prevent JFKs investigation into Prescott Bush's collaboration with Nazi Germany on WW2. This single act paced the way for said GHW Bush to become Vice and then President and allow his offspring to become the Bush political dynasty. All part of the military industrial complex which wage war and conflict in order to enrich their family further*

*I just made that up actually, based on readily available facts about the Bush family! Convincing though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My new favourite is

Whiteboards are racist."

It's those whiteboards taking over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new pope when sworn in is told a secret that could end mankind as we know it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A new pope when sworn in is told a secret that could end mankind as we know it"

That bears shit in the woods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a particular fondness for UFO phenomena!.....I like reading the many conspiracies about how many and different types have visited

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Crop Circles? Interesting but possibly not conspiracy as such.

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By *orthern PowerhouseMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

The most convincing ones are the ones that relate to Hitler being in south America in 1946 onwards there is some compelling evidence there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat earth.... nut jobs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

Can you prove the Wikileaks are genuine??

The FBI think they are. Hence Hillary and Podesta being investigated.

What has that got to do with the illuminati?

It's "elites" attending weird rituals, eating food off of mock corpses and writing spells in pig's blood... You think that's entirely normal, do you?

It doesn't matter whether they're called 'illuminati' or not, the whole conspiracy theory was that elites were doing weird shit to do with spells/satan and they have now been caught doing so.

It's no use to carry on arguing as I can tell you don't even know what I'm talking about. "

Possibly a reference to Bohemian Grove, young padawan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elvis is still alive"....it's true...he sings in my local Indian Curry House and I'm seeing him again next week. He's very happy and hasn't aged a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crop Circles? Interesting but possibly not conspiracy as such. "
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I prefer the cattle mutilations there a bit macabre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Possibly a reference to Bohemian Grove, young padawan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove"

I'd only heard of that on the old YouTube videos, the same ones that went on about "Satanism" in music, etc and I always presumed they were nutters and it was bullshit. But like I say, in the Podesta emails, it's there in black and white, they're attending something called 'Spirit Cooking', which is a black magic ceremony, involving blood, bodily fluids and mock corpses. If you look up 'Marina Abramovic, Spirit Cooking' you'll see what it is. Incredibly weird shit. I could understand teenage goth kids doing it, but presidential campaigners? It's absolutely bizarre.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

Possibly a reference to Bohemian Grove, young padawan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove

I'd only heard of that on the old YouTube videos, the same ones that went on about "Satanism" in music, etc and I always presumed they were nutters and it was bullshit. But like I say, in the Podesta emails, it's there in black and white, they're attending something called 'Spirit Cooking', which is a black magic ceremony, involving blood, bodily fluids and mock corpses. If you look up 'Marina Abramovic, Spirit Cooking' you'll see what it is. Incredibly weird shit. I could understand teenage goth kids doing it, but presidential campaigners? It's absolutely bizarre. "

don't Catholics do something similar each Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I did not come up with this conspiracy theory but I think it may very well be true so here it goes.

KFC

KFC is red. Do you know what else is red? That's right, the colour red. Red has 3 letters, KFC also has 3 letters. 3x3=9, 7 ate 9 therefore we are left with 7 who ate 9. There are 7 days in a week. Week rhymes with the word beak. Chickens have beaks. Chickens have two wings, humans have zero wings. 2+0=2, the colonel (KFC guy) has two eyes, chickens also have 2 eyes. 2+2=4, there are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of the word Mcdonald's. Mcdonald's sells chicken, KFC also sells chicken. There are 9 letters in the word Mcdonald's. 9 rhymes with the electromagnetic delay line. Magnets are metal, cages are also metal. Chickens are kept in cages, is this where KFC gets their chicken?

Let's find out!

Chicken's have two legs and humans also have 2 legs, so 2+2=4. The colonel has 4 limbs, the chickens have 2 limbs unless you count their wings in which case they have 4. 4/4=1, the illuminati has 1 eye, therefore KFC is illuminati confirmed."

Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most convincing ones are the ones that relate to Hitler being in south America in 1946 onwards there is some compelling evidence there. "

Actually he committed suicide and was attempted to be cremated in Berlin but the Russians got there before the body would turn to ashes so they identified him from dental structure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Possibly a reference to Bohemian Grove, young padawan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove

I'd only heard of that on the old YouTube videos, the same ones that went on about "Satanism" in music, etc and I always presumed they were nutters and it was bullshit. But like I say, in the Podesta emails, it's there in black and white, they're attending something called 'Spirit Cooking', which is a black magic ceremony, involving blood, bodily fluids and mock corpses. If you look up 'Marina Abramovic, Spirit Cooking' you'll see what it is. Incredibly weird shit. I could understand teenage goth kids doing it, but presidential campaigners? It's absolutely bizarre.

don't Catholics do something similar each Sunday?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole "illuminati occultism" one that has turned out to be completely true, even though it sounded absurd when the usual You Tubers started talking about it a few years ago.

It's made rewatching Eyes Wide Shut so interesting as well, as its clear that film has very little to do with Cruise and Kidman's character and is actually supposed to be a message. Hence Kubrik suddenly dying as soon as it came out. "

Speaking of Stanley Kubrick, I like the theory that he was involved in the faking of the moon landing, and that his other movies have subtle references to it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Governments create conspiracy theories, as they're so effective at throwing attention in the way that they choose and control. At least they do admit to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Podesta Spirit Cooking bollocks debunked on Snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/john-podesta-spirit-cooking/

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