FabSwingers.com forum: All aboard, come and join the Fuck train.

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Two simple rules :

1. You only get ONE ticket, choose your position carefully.

2. It's a single track. The return journey is in reverse. So choose your position very carefully.

PS as it's "my" thread and i'm a fugly hastard i'll be the driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in the guard van

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

PS i guess you'll all know this by now but the idea is to fuck the one in front of you.

Any of you a fetish for fucking train drivers? Think of the uniform lol.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I just want to watch you and Jack get it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to watch you and Jack get it on."

no chance

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Gulp, big gulp. We need passengers.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You keep sneaking up behind Jack.... it's getting obvious now.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

oooh mushy and jack,

don't they make a lovely couple.

like a couple of young lovebirds,

only much older.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

damn, I was on the wrong platform and missed the train!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This is the single most homo erotic thread I've ever read.

Mushy and Jack I never knew you had it in you! {---- hehehehe see what I did there.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I fuck it. anything to get away from the moaning threads!

Move over big boy!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I fuck it. anything to get away from the moaning threads!

Move over big boy!

you being under funks puts a whole new slant on the phrase "go fuck yoursef"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

That I'd pay to see

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I fuck it. anything to get away from the moaning threads!

Move over big boy!

you being under funks puts a whole new slant on the phrase "go fuck yoursef"

That avatar is really screwing with my already fragile mind today!!

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

hey _muma, why you imitating soapy????

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Before I get my ticket....where is the train going?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I fuck it. anything to get away from the moaning threads!

Move over big boy!

you being under funks puts a whole new slant on the phrase "go fuck yoursef"

I'm not sure it can actually happen. It's like in Ghostbusters when you couldn't cross the beams of their ghost catching guns or everything would explode. It's the same for our cocks.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Before I get my ticket....where is the train going?

Shit creak

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"hey _muma, why you imitating soapy????

bacause he wore my special pink knickers lol x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there a refreshment carriage on this train to no where? oh and i want a first class ticket please......always standing room only in second carriages lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for me

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Ahh right no I don't fancy going there today... will try another platform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone need to sit on my knee please feel free ( girls )

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont want to be near the toilets or the person with BO but i would like to be near the buffet carriage

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"If anyone need to sit on my knee please feel free ( girls )

Might change my mind and get on the train after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before I get my ticket....where is the train going?

Shit Creek

Thought only canoes without paddles go to Shit Creek

You aint picked up many passengers while I've been away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to travel in 1st class please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to travel in 1st class please x"
wined dined and pampered

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'd like to travel in 1st class please x"

posh moo!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Before I get my ticket....where is the train going?

Shit creak

i want off,i've been up shit creak,

too many times before.

ps has soapy lost weight.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Before I get my ticket....where is the train going?

Shit creak

i want off,i've been up shit creak,

too many times before.

ps has soapy lost weight.

wouldn't you, what with being a nervous wreck all week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickets please

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Before I get my ticket....where is the train going?

Shit creak

i want off,i've been up shit creak,

too many times before.

ps has soapy lost weight.

wouldn't you, what with being a nervous wreck all week?"

are they on the train,it's getting a bit scary.

they seem to be morphing into one.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is there any sexy men getting on this train or do we have to make do with all oldies

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Is there any sexy men getting on this train or do we have to make do with all oldies

Like your music tastes, oldies but goldies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is there any sexy men getting on this train or do we have to make do with all oldies

Like your music tastes, oldies but goldies

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle but if im on my way up shit creek i want to be sat next to some eye candy to make the journey fun

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Room for a little one? or have I got to hang on to the roof?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Room for a little one? or have I got to hang on to the roof?"

If you feel any safer you can sit by, or on, the driver. I'll have something you can hang onto.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have paddle, do I get a discount?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

did i miss the train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`m only getting on if I can bring mi goat.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

where just waiting for casey jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well chuffed!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"well chuffed!"

yous just made it,all aboard,pweeew.(thats the whistle)

next stop,shit creak.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"well chuffed!

yous just made it,all aboard,pweeew.(thats the whistle)

next stop,shit creak.

Hang on, wait for me!

(Running after train!)

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