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Accessorise.... for Men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Following on from a post on another thread... how do men accessorise their style of dress...

Simple..

The shop assistant says, "Would you like a horny slut to go with that jacket/shoes/jeans (*delete as applicable)", and we reply, "well that's jolly decent of you. Ta."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They lucky to get a bag to carry their stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They lucky to get a bag to carry their stuff "

She's normally at home preparing the dinner.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The little extra things make the outfit complete.

A belt, a hat. Whatever takes my fancy.

Oh and could you please help carry my bags of mysterious items. lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"They lucky to get a bag to carry their stuff

She's normally at home preparing the dinner. "

but what goes in the dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog meat shepherds pie

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Dog meat shepherds pie "

Sounds deserved. lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I accessorise.

A hat, maybe a scarf, waistcoat etc.

...that said the tricorn, white silk pilots scarf (with integral 'in flight' wiring) and tie-died duffel coat was not my best moment to be fair

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Awwww. I still fondly remember the day when the shop assistant said with a smile "Me" when i asked what would go well with this.

Lasted a few years too.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've just consulted the Bro Code and as far as I can tell Bros must not accessorise.

Base ball caps are acceptable but:

'A Bro may only position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the mentally ill.'

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dude a Bro may never disrespect another Bro's baseball cap.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park. "

unless you wear a B/B cap backwards, in a crap car, with a tinny sounding sound system!

Err - umm, which I'm not!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.

unless you wear a B/B cap backwards, in a crap car, with a tinny sounding sound system!

Err - umm, which I'm not!!! "

That's fine, as it helps to get a clear target for my Stinger missile system then.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Tell me, which branch of Halfords did you get that in??

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm not sure any of you dudes have even read the bro code let alone own it.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm not sure any of you dudes have even read the bro code let alone own it. "

A B/B Cap is for keeping the sun out of driver's eyes, and for no other reason!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure any of you dudes have even read the bro code let alone own it.

A B/B Cap is for keeping the sun out of driver's eyes, and for no other reason!"

I thought tinted windows and ultra-v strip lights on the underside of the car was for keeping the sun out?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I'm not sure any of you dudes have even read the bro code let alone own it. "

I wrote it!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just consulted the Bro Code and as far as I can tell Bros must not accessorise.

Base ball caps are acceptable but:

'A Bro may only position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the mentally ill.'"
God you are doing well another true statment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Following on from a post on another thread... how do men accessorise their style of dress...

Simple..

The shop assistant says, "Would you like a horny slut to go with that jacket/shoes/jeans (*delete as applicable)", and we reply, "well that's jolly decent of you. Ta." "

Can you tell me where that shop is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Following on from a post on another thread... how do men accessorise their style of dress...

Simple..

The shop assistant says, "Would you like a horny slut to go with that jacket/shoes/jeans (*delete as applicable)", and we reply, "well that's jolly decent of you. Ta."

Can you tell me where that shop is "

Well it used to be Mr Buyrites (Byerites?), but since their demise I'd hazard a guess that that particular baton has been passed to TopMan.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My dog chewed my baseball cap, do I now qualify as a chav?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog chewed my baseball cap, do I now qualify as a chav? "

Was the dog a Staffy?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park. "

Years ago they were white?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.

Years ago they were white? "

White dog turds?

Never seen one of them before.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.

Years ago they were white?

White dog turds?

Never seen one of them before. "

Not even when you were a kid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.

Years ago they were white?

White dog turds?

Never seen one of them before.

Not even when you were a kid?

"

I remember white dig crap - why was it White?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baseball caps are to hats what dog turds are to a fun day in the park.

Years ago they were white?

White dog turds?

Never seen one of them before.

Not even when you were a kid?

"

Well, only if it had been left out in the sun for a while... and we did have longer, hotter summers in those days.. ah, nostalgia, it just ain't like it used to be.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My dog chewed my baseball cap, do I now qualify as a chav?

Was the dog a Staffy?"

He is since I dumped him there. Only joking.

I left him in the Brecon Beacons.

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