FabSwingers.com forum: Next day delivery.... really?

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Yesterday:

Ooowwww they are nice shoes, they’ll go with my new handbag… and they have my size in stock *add to basket*. Oh my god, that top is lush…. and in stock…. *add to basket*. Mmmmm I like that one too *add to basket*

Free standard delivery approximately 5 working days… yeah that’s OK…. Ooowwww look, ‘next day delivery’ only £3.50. Cool! I am working from home tomorrow, so I’ll have them for the weekend… wait a minute it’s 2.30pm…. oh well they might come Saturday morning. £3.50 is nothing and saves me having to go and collect them from the post office if I go out next week….. *click*

What the fuck! Your next day delivery will be Monday! Since when is Monday the next day to Thursday! *back page, back page, back page* Robbing fuckers!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Not another single female rant!!

Feck! It's a brave salesman that doesn't deliver your shoes on time Polo!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They are robbing fuckers. I ordered a ton of stuff last week. Over £50 free delivery. So i ordered it on to seperate deliveries as quiet a lot of stuff. When it arrived cheating gits have charged me for two lots of delivery.

I think Monday changed to the next day roughly the same time as 1pm changed to morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i ordered some stuff and went to check on the order tracking system of dhl and guess what....

They have delivered it.

Not to me they aint

Been on bloody phone all morning and still not sorted. grrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...and people mocked the carefully hand sewn shoes made by Elves.

I bet now you're all sorry you put them out of work and forced them to become Christmas tree fairies!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have to say amazon is my best friend. Have never had a problem with amazon, only problem is they should set me a limit of how much stuff i can buy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis an unorganised person who needs next day delivery, then expects it to happen and rants about the end of the world when it doesn't.

Serves ya right for buying into the 'accessorise, accessorise, accessorise' culture. We guys only have three pairs of shoes: one black, one brown'ish, one old pair of backups.... and a couple of pairs of old faithfuls we don't wear anymore but can't find the heart to chuck out as we spent so much time and had so much fun together with.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Tis an unorganised person who needs next day delivery, then expects it to happen ...."

Is it feck! It's an impatient one!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Have to say amazon is my best friend. Have never had a problem with amazon, only problem is they should set me a limit of how much stuff i can buy lol"

I was quiet annoyed with Amazon when my copy of the Kings Speech had not arrived on Monday

Went online to check, I'd put it in the basket but not pressed oreder. Ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis an unorganised person who needs next day delivery, then expects it to happen ....

Is it feck! It's an impatient one! "

I must watch you in action at a club sometime... specially if you're gagging for it... the poor buggers wont stand a fookin chance!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Tis an unorganised person who needs next day delivery, then expects it to happen and rants about the end of the world when it doesn't.

Mr Secret has loads of shoes... but then he also likes Peter Andre and Take That.... (also insists putting straight on profile

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I must watch you in action at a club sometime... specially if you're gagging for it... "

"Hi there do you mind if I chat with you and see if you fancy a bit of fun Ms Polo"

"Haven't you got your cock in yet!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must watch you in action at a club sometime... specially if you're gagging for it...

"Hi there do you mind if I chat with you and see if you fancy a bit of fun Ms Polo"

"Haven't you got your cock in yet!""

If only I'd known that all those years ago in Chams. Fuck the chitchat.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

When the flange is on show, the chat's 'yes' or 'no'

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I must watch you in action at a club sometime... specially if you're gagging for it...

"Hi there do you mind if I chat with you and see if you fancy a bit of fun Ms Polo"

"Haven't you got your cock in yet!""

"Sorry, i thought ihad"

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I must watch you in action at a club sometime... specially if you're gagging for it...

"Hi there do you mind if I chat with you and see if you fancy a bit of fun Ms Polo"

"Haven't you got your cock in yet!"

"Sorry, i thought ihad""

Nope that's Jack's arse .... choooo-chooooo.

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