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"I d be worried he d vomit over my pizza..." Well it would save having to order extra cheese I spose...! lol | |||
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"Would you like extra topping with that "Not that i would know, but i hear there is a porno website that delivers a pizza with a portion of meat through the middle. | |||
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"Would you like extra topping with that
Not that i would know, but i hear there is a porno website that delivers a pizza with a portion of meat through the middle."details, please | |||
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"Would you like extra topping with that
Not that i would know, but i hear there is a porno website that delivers a pizza with a portion of meat through the middle.
details, please"0_*_1_7_$ 6&4%3& And would you like making it large? | |||
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"Would you like extra topping with that
Not that i would know, but i hear there is a porno website that delivers a pizza with a portion of meat through the middle.
details, please"I'm sure I could knock you something up if you'd like one...? A few strategic alterations to a "Meat Feast" and I'm sure we'd be on to a winner! lol | |||
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"I can just imagine someones face, anyones face if i opened the door naked to them "I'm happy to volunteer if you want to find out....!  lol | |||
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"I can just imagine someones face, anyones face if i opened the door naked to them
I'm happy to volunteer if you want to find out....! lol"lol, brave man | |||
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"I can just imagine someones face, anyones face if i opened the door naked to them
I'm happy to volunteer if you want to find out....! lol
lol, brave man"I am happy to be gallant in such situations...! lol | |||
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"I can just imagine someones face, anyones face if i opened the door naked to them
I'm happy to volunteer if you want to find out....! lol
lol, brave man
I am happy to be gallant in such
situations...! lol"Will you be arriving on a white horse | |||
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"I can just imagine someones face, anyones face if i opened the door naked to them
I'm happy to volunteer if you want to find out....! lol
lol, brave man
I am happy to be gallant in such
situations...! lol
Will you be arriving on a white horse"No, the white horse is in for service....so it'll just be a grey donkey I'm afraid. The courtesy vehicles these days are just going down hill badly....!! lol | |||
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"I can just imagine someones face, anyones face if i opened the door naked to them
I'm happy to volunteer if you want to find out....! lol
lol, brave man
I am happy to be gallant in such
situations...! lol
Will you be arriving on a white horse
No, the white horse is in for service....so it'll just be a grey donkey I'm afraid. The courtesy vehicles these days are just going down hill badly....!! lol"
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"I can just imagine someones face, anyones face if i opened the door naked to them
I'm happy to volunteer if you want to find out....! lol
lol, brave man
I am happy to be gallant in such
situations...! lol
Will you be arriving on a white horse
No, the white horse is in for service....so it'll just be a grey donkey I'm afraid. The courtesy vehicles these days are just going down hill badly....!! lol
oh, i wanted a white horse"Well the white horse would be flashier but the donkey is much more eonomical. Have you seen the rate big white horses get through hay?? lol | |||
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"I can just imagine someones face, anyones face if i opened the door naked to them
I'm happy to volunteer if you want to find out....! lol
lol, brave man
I am happy to be gallant in such
situations...! lol
Will you be arriving on a white horse
No, the white horse is in for service....so it'll just be a grey donkey I'm afraid. The courtesy vehicles these days are just going down hill badly....!! lol
oh, i wanted a white horse
Well the white horse would be flashier but the donkey is much more eonomical. Have you seen the rate big white horses get through hay?? lol"I dont care whats economical. I want a white horse. *Goes of and stamps her feet* | |||
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"no but did answer door to postman last month in the nude thinking it was mr a...dont know who was more embarrased lol "strewth, mushy rushes off to post office to recall letter to now be delivered by hand. | |||
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"no but did answer door to postman last month in the nude thinking it was mr a...dont know who was more embarrased lol
strewth, mushy rushes off to post office to recall letter to now be delivered by hand. "lmao better be 1st class | |||
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"I jumped out the shower and wrapped a towel round me, went to sign for the parcel, the towel dropped. As calm as anything the guy picked it up and averted hhis eyes whilst handing me the towel But he always grins when delivering now" delivering what, enquiring minds wanna know? | |||
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"no but did answer door to postman last month in the nude thinking it was mr a...dont know who was more embarrased lol "Embarrased or not, I bet he did a little dance of happiness once you shut the door! lol | |||
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"no but did answer door to postman last month in the nude thinking it was mr a...dont know who was more embarrased lol
Embarrased or not, I bet he did a little dance of happiness once you shut the door! lol"lol i just slapped mr a and blamed him when he got home lol | |||
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"I jumped out the shower and wrapped a towel round me, went to sign for the parcel, the towel dropped. As calm as anything the guy picked it up and averted hhis eyes whilst handing me the towel But he always grins when delivering now" That was a cunning tactic on his part - bending down to pick up the towel meant he got a much better look at your....knees! lol | |||
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"no but did answer door to postman last month in the nude thinking it was mr a...dont know who was more embarrased lol
Embarrased or not, I bet he did a little dance of happiness once you shut the door! lol
lol i just slapped mr a and blamed him when he got home lol"hahaha Does this happen often? Mr A gets a slap when you cock up?? lol | |||
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"no but did answer door to postman last month in the nude thinking it was mr a...dont know who was more embarrased lol
Embarrased or not, I bet he did a little dance of happiness once you shut the door! lol
lol i just slapped mr a and blamed him when he got home lol
hahaha
Does this happen often? Mr A gets a slap when you cock up?? lol "lol all the time ...im never to blame  | |||
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"no but did answer door to postman last month in the nude thinking it was mr a...dont know who was more embarrased lol
Embarrased or not, I bet he did a little dance of happiness once you shut the door! lol
lol i just slapped mr a and blamed him when he got home lol
hahaha
Does this happen often? Mr A gets a slap when you cock up?? lol
lol all the time ...im never to blame "That's a shame...cos it would be great to have an excuse to give that bum of yours a slap!!!! lol | |||
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"Has anyone here done the naked pizza dare (order a pizza for delivery then answer the door butt nekkid)? There's a website dedicated to it (http://www.pizzadare.net) but it seems to be mainly clips from USA. I think we should redress the balance and get some UK clips on there! lol I'd do it but I think the delivery man would probably spontaneously vomit and end up scarred for life! lol" Certainly dont think vomit, with that body (a little extra cheese... lol) Mistress | |||
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"Has anyone here done the naked pizza dare (order a pizza for delivery then answer the door butt nekkid)? There's a website dedicated to it (http://www.pizzadare.net) but it seems to be mainly clips from USA. I think we should redress the balance and get some UK clips on there! lol I'd do it but I think the delivery man would probably spontaneously vomit and end up scarred for life! lol Certainly dont think vomit, with that body (a little extra cheese... lol) Mistress "Ah ha...you've fallen for my rosey tinted cam lens!! lol
Maybe I should be the delivery boy instead....can I interest you in a pizza??? lol | |||
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"Has anyone here done the naked pizza dare (order a pizza for delivery then answer the door butt nekkid)? There's a website dedicated to it (http://www.pizzadare.net) but it seems to be mainly clips from USA. I think we should redress the balance and get some UK clips on there! lol I'd do it but I think the delivery man would probably spontaneously vomit and end up scarred for life! lol Certainly dont think vomit, with that body (a little extra cheese... lol) Mistress
Ah ha...you've fallen for my rosey tinted cam lens!! lol
Maybe I should be the delivery boy instead....can I interest you in a pizza??? lol"
Mmmm good idea, one large meat feast please... | |||
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"So i am going to be the party pooper again,but i think this is wrong. Within the BDSM community there are many discussions about how right or wrong it is to involve the nilla community in your kink. Imagine it is a 16 year old girl who arrives delivering your pizza, is that funny? "That's rather the point I was making a few posts above. Forcing ('cos that's what it is) anyone to participate in your fantasy/ fetish/ whatever without their knowledge and prior agreement just isn't on. | |||
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"Despite supposed modern equality it's still the case that, if the delivery person is male and the 'towel slipper' is female - she ends up on the internet but if the delivery person is female and the towel slipper is male - he ends up on the Sex Offender Register." That is such a good point and one very much worth making. I have however just visited www.pizzadare.net and there are some very saucy clips on there. | |||
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" I have however just visited www.pizzadare.net and there are some very saucy clips on there. " ...now google Big Sausage Pizza...
{thanks for the tip Mushy... }
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"So i am going to be the party pooper again,but i think this is wrong. Within the BDSM community there are many discussions about how right or wrong it is to involve the nilla community in your kink. Imagine it is a 16 year old girl who arrives delivering your pizza, is that funny?
That's rather the point I was making a few posts above. Forcing ('cos that's what it is) anyone to participate in your fantasy/ fetish/ whatever without their knowledge and prior agreement just isn't on."Sorry missed your post,but unsurprised to see you talking your usual good sense | |||
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