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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every shop has Christmas songs on and decorations up. It was summer only 5 minutes ago...

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over a year ago

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Harrod's have had their Christmas dept. Has been open since July.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They hadnt got them up here yesterday but im expecting tescos to have theres up when i go over as the space has been cleared where it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a hotel - Turkey and Tinsel season has started. For at least 8 hours a day I'm faced with a huge xmas tree complete with scary fairy. A horrendous amount of tacky foil decorations. 3 xmas CDs on a loop and xmas day every Wednesday. I wrapped a shitload of corportate logo mugs. I'm done. Christmas can fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it on! I've decided I'm doing all my shopping and stuff in November this year so I can spend December sat on the sofa drinking Baileys.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ours will have to go up at work in the next week.

Bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harrod's have had their Christmas dept. Has been open since July. "

That's why I don't go shopping there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Christmas tree is going up next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even Spotify caught me the other day.

Put on Spotify song radio, three songs in, Christmas song.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I work in a hotel - Turkey and Tinsel season has started. For at least 8 hours a day I'm faced with a huge xmas tree complete with scary fairy. A horrendous amount of tacky foil decorations. 3 xmas CDs on a loop and xmas day every Wednesday. I wrapped a shitload of corportate logo mugs. I'm done. Christmas can fuck off. "

I hate those fucking foil things!

And tinsel. Much as I like Christmas I dont think I could cope with that shit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My Christmas tree is going up next weekend

Piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tree goes up 1st Dec down 1st jan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been reading the M&S and waitrose Christmas food books like porn since October though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate those fucking foil things!

And tinsel. Much as I like Christmas I dont think I could cope with that shit

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I'll tie u up in tinsel for a kinky Xmas fuck x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My tree hasn't been up for 4 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Christmas tree is going up next weekend

Piss off

Bah humbug

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I hate those fucking foil things!

And tinsel. Much as I like Christmas I dont think I could cope with that shit

I'll tie u up in tinsel for a kinky Xmas fuck x"

Please no. I can't touch the stuff, gives me the jivs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm buying a Yankee candle advent calendar on tues all for ME!

xxx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My Christmas tree is going up next weekend

Piss off

Bah humbug

Not until 10th December Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ours will have to go up at work in the next week.

Bah humbug"

Bah humbug indeed!

Redhead adores Christmas and is getting all excited. I worked in the service industry for 20 years... that's all I need to say about how I feel about it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ours will have to go up at work in the next week.

Bah humbug

Bah humbug indeed!

Redhead adores Christmas and is getting all excited. I worked in the service industry for 20 years... that's all I need to say about how I feel about it"

I feel your pain. Ah, the service industry...... getting ready for work as I type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been reading the M&S and waitrose Christmas food books like porn since October though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ours will have to go up at work in the next week.

Bah humbug

Bah humbug indeed!

Redhead adores Christmas and is getting all excited. I worked in the service industry for 20 years... that's all I need to say about how I feel about it

I feel your pain. Ah, the service industry...... getting ready for work as I type.

Even worse! 2 months of manic stupidity, I reciprocate your sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas

I love buying and wrapping the presents and I love imbuing in my son the excitement I used to feel when I was a child at Christmas ...

the only thing neither of us like about it is Christmas dinner so this year will probably be pizza again

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over a year ago

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Xmas party time coming up....once a year drinkers, shit music, crap overpriced food,stressed skint parents, spoilt ungrateful kids,fights, domestics,....and all in the back of the cab! ....I love the season of goodwill(can we have a bah humbug emoji thing?)

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I saw my first commercial Christmas decorations in a pub in August. *face palm*

I walked past a house in my street with their decorations up already, tree'n'all. Thinking about knocking on the door & asking them to just stop it, haha.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Thank fuck where I work ban decorations and anything Christmas related lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love Christmas, get that d*unk you walk into the door four times and think your boxed in !!!, tiz the season to be merry

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

"Thank fuck where I work ban decorations and anything Christmas related lol

Any vacancies?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"love Christmas, get that d*unk you walk into the door four times and think your boxed in !!!, tiz the season to be merry "

I tend to get d*unk and wander

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thank fuck where I work ban decorations and anything Christmas related lol

I'm going to send you a card filled with glitter

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I will order dad's presents tonight then I am done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love Christmas, get that d*unk you walk into the door four times and think your boxed in !!!, tiz the season to be merry

I tend to get d*unk and wander "

This will be my first Christmas in 20 years dry. God help me. (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much. Too soon. Maybe red will get her special ball bag out soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love Christmas, get that d*unk you walk into the door four times and think your boxed in !!!, tiz the season to be merry

I tend to get d*unk and wander "
yep I wander how to get the key in the poxy lock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first in 20 yrs !!! tek me that long to get over the disapointment of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too much. Too soon. Maybe red will get her special ball bag out soon! "

Hahaha I'll do no such thing... oh I see what you mean

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching Christmas films on channel 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much. Too soon. Maybe red will get her special ball bag out soon!

Hahaha I'll do no such thing... oh I see what you mean

Beard"

She has hundreds in there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake! Don't tell everyone my secrets guys!!

Christmas!! But even I think it's a bit soon for the music/decks yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck sake! Don't tell everyone my secrets guys!!

Christmas!! But even I think it's a bit soon for the music/decks yet

Goldilocks has done 90% of her Christmas shopping yet she's still pretending to be a Scrooge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck sake! Don't tell everyone my secrets guys!!

Christmas!! But even I think it's a bit soon for the music/decks yet

Goldilocks has done 90% of her Christmas shopping yet she's still pretending to be a Scrooge "

I've bought about 3 items. Goldilocks is getting coal this year

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I'm definitely in full Bah Humbug!!! mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every shop has Christmas songs on and decorations up. It was summer only 5 minutes ago... "

I know I saw this today my self. I neighbours has lights in their windows.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Thank fuck where I work ban decorations and anything Christmas related lol

I'm going to send you a card filled with glitter

Ya Lil bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck sake! Don't tell everyone my secrets guys!!

Christmas!! But even I think it's a bit soon for the music/decks yet

Goldilocks has done 90% of her Christmas shopping yet she's still pretending to be a Scrooge

I've bought about 3 items. Goldilocks is getting coal this year

Really. That's quite generous. She's most certainly on the naughty list! But she's after coal for her fire! Get her something that will piss her off instead of useful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the build up to Christmas

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck sake! Don't tell everyone my secrets guys!!

Christmas!! But even I think it's a bit soon for the music/decks yet

Goldilocks has done 90% of her Christmas shopping yet she's still pretending to be a Scrooge "

I've not even started... well that's not quite true, I know what I'm getting Redhead now

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Every shop has Christmas songs on and decorations up. It was summer only 5 minutes ago... "

gone into avoidist position number 1, i shall venture into town no earlier than mid december...cant stand the hype

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's post November 5th, Christmas is fair game it would seem. I'm going to ostrich for a few more weeks

Beard

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Been driving me mad all weekend...our Tesco has trees, gift sets, the works...and the response I got to my Tweet that it was far too early?

"Some people like to spread the cost of their Xmas shop"

Which to an extent I can understand....but as I pointed out, when it comes to decorating the store with trees etc and some of the items they are selling having an end of November sell/use by date....their argument is a little flawed!!

Bah humbug!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Tree is up and decorated!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Tree is up and decorated!

Get out!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Every shop has Christmas songs on and decorations up. It was summer only 5 minutes ago...

I know I saw this today my self. I neighbours has lights in their windows.

I'll giftwrap your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dont like how consumerism has taken over every Callander event of religion, good will or days rembering historical events,

As soon as Xmas is gone it will be, valentines marketing then easter etc,etc,

I would love to be able to celebrate these days without being totally robbed by how life and consumerism is today,and appreciate them for what they are,,,,,, anyway rant over

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I really dont like how consumerism has taken over every Callander event of religion, good will or days rembering historical events,

As soon as Xmas is gone it will be, valentines marketing then easter etc,etc,

I would love to be able to celebrate these days without being totally robbed by how life and consumerism is today,and appreciate them for what they are,,,,,, anyway rant over

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"My Tree is up and decorated!

Is that cos you forgot to take it down after last Christmas?

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