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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have to wrestle a pair of tights on!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In my case it was trying on an XL shirt and not being able to get the buttons done up....was 18 months ago and the kick up the rear end that resulted in a diet change and am now three and a half stone lighter!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my case it was trying on an XL shirt and not being able to get the buttons done up....was 18 months ago and the kick up the rear end that resulted in a diet change and am now three and a half stone lighter!!"

Well done you x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"In my case it was trying on an XL shirt and not being able to get the buttons done up....was 18 months ago and the kick up the rear end that resulted in a diet change and am now three and a half stone lighter!!

Well done you x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your testicles look like you've got a pair of giant gobstoppers stuffed in the front pockets of your daisy duke shorts ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you run downstairs naked and your arse claps.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would say yes, when i was big it used to take me ages and a lot of huffing and puffing. Now its a piece of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to wrestle a pair of tights on!

"

Or have to have a breather after you've wrestled them off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you run downstairs naked and your arse claps. "

make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your testicles look like you've got a pair of giant gobstoppers stuffed in the front pockets of your daisy duke shorts .... "

sounds like you need a release

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stand on the speaking scales and it says 'one at a time please'?

As a chubster myself I get this regularly

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"When you run downstairs naked and your arse claps. "

I'll be giving you a round of applause from here

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

When you run upstairs and your belly jangles,when your jeans don't fit any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you weigh more than your dad.

And your dad is 6'5"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have to wrestle a pair of tights on!

Or have to have a breather after you've wrestled them off! "

No I'll cheat and get someone else to do that part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you cant do your corset up even with the laces as loose as they can go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your testicles look like you've got a pair of giant gobstoppers stuffed in the front pockets of your daisy duke shorts ....

sounds like you need a release "

Or bigger shorts made with super-stretchy elastic denim..

Or I could just tuck using gaffer tape, but that comes with its own hazards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When after a meet somebody starts talking to you about the gym

When your big winter coat is tight

When your jeans nearly kill you every time you sit down

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"You have to wrestle a pair of tights on!

Or have to have a breather after you've wrestled them off!

No I'll cheat and get someone else to do that part. "

Where do I apply ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your testicles look like you've got a pair of giant gobstoppers stuffed in the front pockets of your daisy duke shorts ....

sounds like you need a release

Or bigger shorts made with super-stretchy elastic denim..

Or I could just tuck using gaffer tape, but that comes with its own hazards "

Haha, yeah but it works so well!! Only thing that works better is athletic tape

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

You reject 98% of the pictures you take for on here..

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"When after a meet somebody starts talking to you about the gym

When your big winter coat is tight

When your jeans nearly kill you every time you sit down "

S'right they'll be off soon

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look down and can't see your knob.

Over two stone off and I can admire it whenever I like

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"You reject 98% of the pictures you take for on here..

S"

That's a cutting room floor I wouldn't mind sweeping up

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

When you weigh more than your fridge..

Be happy in the skin you are in..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"When you look down and can't see your knob.

Over two stone off and I can admire it whenever I like "

Never quite got to that stage but still dieting & losing the weight anyway..slowly

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You reject 98% of the pictures you take for on here..

S"

That's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You reject 98% of the pictures you take for on here..

S"

yep! This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You reject 98% of the pictures you take for on here..

S"

Haha I've always done that, even when I've been less porky

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"You reject 98% of the pictures you take for on here..

S

That's me "

See previous lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you weigh more than your fridge..

Be happy in the skin you are in.. "

Full or empty ? With or without freezer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to move your stomach out of the way to paint your toenails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mater how long your arms are, your selfie can still only fit in one nipple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find yourself cropping all the flabby body parts out of your photos (including arms) and your literally left with your face and boobs. Im so guilty of this

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"When you find yourself cropping all the flabby body parts out of your photos (including arms) and your literally left with your face and boobs. Im so guilty of this "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to switch to panorama mode to get your arse in

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"When you have to switch to panorama mode to get your arse in "

Harsh...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Even your fat day dress is too tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you never struggled to fit it in shot?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No mater how long your arms are, your selfie can still only fit in one nipple. "

Having 3 comes in handy for this reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't reach around your stomach to shave your pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you weigh more than your dad.

And your dad is 6'5" "

Well you look great despite what you weigh.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"In my case it was trying on an XL shirt and not being able to get the buttons done up....was 18 months ago and the kick up the rear end that resulted in a diet change and am now three and a half stone lighter!!"

Really wish it was that easy for me, just not motivated at all to do anything.

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"When you can't reach around your stomach to shave your pubes. "

Would you like a hand with that BN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No mater how long your arms are, your selfie can still only fit in one nipple.

Having 3 comes in handy for this reason "

Greedy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No mater how long your arms are, your selfie can still only fit in one nipple.

Having 3 comes in handy for this reason

Greedy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you can't reach around your stomach to shave your pubes.

Would you like a hand with that BN"

It's a very tempting offer

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"No mater how long your arms are, your selfie can still only fit in one nipple. "

That's cuz me boob's are too big

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

When you can't see your cock without a mirror

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

When your kids are crying with laughter at seeing you in your spanx because your bodycon dresses make you look like a burst sausage without them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"When your kids are crying with laughter at seeing you in your spanx because your bodycon dresses make you look like a burst sausage without them "

Rolled pork

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"When your kids are crying with laughter at seeing you in your spanx because your bodycon dresses make you look like a burst sausage without them

Rolled pork "

You know it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"When your kids are crying with laughter at seeing you in your spanx because your bodycon dresses make you look like a burst sausage without them

Rolled pork

You know it "

Sexy bitch

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When you can't get your favourite jeans on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you can't reach around your stomach to shave your pubes. "

This one!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"When your kids are crying with laughter at seeing you in your spanx because your bodycon dresses make you look like a burst sausage without them

Rolled pork

You know it

Sexy bitch "

you'll be crying too when you see it!

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