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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

The au pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong coffee please. It's early and I didn't sleep much last night. For all the wrong reasons. Oh and if there's a bacon butty go if too. That would be great.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strong coffee please. It's early and I didn't sleep much last night. For all the wrong reasons. Oh and if there's a bacon butty go if too. That would be great.

XX "

Ooooo bacon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee with milk and one sugar ta muchly

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Coffe with soya milk for now. Thank you beautiful

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The au pair "

Is that a Sunday thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong coffee Black no sugar please sweetie x

Templar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock lol xx

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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*slides coffee and bacon across the table*

What's the gossip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffe with soya milk for now. Thank you beautiful "

Always found its fine in tea but curdles in coffee. Ex wife used to drink it.

XX

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Would love a milky coffee Do you do bedside delivery?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My body clock has been missing for quite some while, so I'm having another pint then off to snooze land, but I'll have a bacon butty if there's one going please xx

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

If there's a coffee pot on the go I'm in, poached egg on a toasted bagel, with a little marmite maybe or bacon if I can be bothered to cook.

I could make a batch up though I guess and bring them over

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Tea followed by a wank my dear Lady.

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Bacon and egg muffins and a large pot of tea!

Morning all x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Coffe with soya milk for now. Thank you beautiful

Always found its fine in tea but curdles in coffee. Ex wife used to drink it.

XX

"

It's all on the way you pour the milk in the cup

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Would love a milky coffee Do you do bedside delivery? "

Of course

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"My body clock has been missing for quite some while, so I'm having another pint then off to snooze land, but I'll have a bacon butty if there's one going please xx "

Sure thing. Sauce?

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Lots if coffee please, strong and black

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"If there's a coffee pot on the go I'm in, poached egg on a toasted bagel, with a little marmite maybe or bacon if I can be bothered to cook.

I could make a batch up though I guess and bring them over "

Keep your marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a brew please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i get something hot brought up to my bed please, thanks Honey

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Can i get something hot brought up to my bed please, thanks Honey "

Hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kinda brueno and a glass of squash forgot my food when I came to work

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can i get something hot brought up to my bed please, thanks Honey "

I'll bring coffee.

We can let that go cold

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"A kinda brueno and a glass of squash forgot my food when I came to work "

Haven't had a bueno for ages!

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"If there's a coffee pot on the go I'm in, poached egg on a toasted bagel, with a little marmite maybe or bacon if I can be bothered to cook.

I could make a batch up though I guess and bring them over

Keep your marmite "

Will bring just the pot and people can help themselves then ??

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

eggs... and im satisfied as long as i get my kiss

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My body clock has been missing for quite some while, so I'm having another pint then off to snooze land, but I'll have a bacon butty if there's one going please xx

Sure thing. Sauce? "

Well I can be a bit saucy if ya like Miss

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Porridge and tea please

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

Milk 2 sugars please and maybe dunk my biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?."

What ever he brings me!

(Tea, builders, no sugar!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice picture of..sorry wrong thread, if you're quick thick cut bacon sandwich, might have to eat it on the run to work though, thank you.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Coffee and toast please xx

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By *onyt3030Man
over a year ago

putney

Tits on toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and almond milk here - doesnt curdle like soya.

Far too early for food - could be tempted by something hot to suck though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?."

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee and toast please xx "

What are you spreading on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A kinda brueno and a glass of squash forgot my food when I came to work

Haven't had a bueno for ages!"

I haven't ethier was just a random buy yesturday lol.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you. "

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 cups of tea please

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"2 cups of tea please "

I'll bring them over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady! "

I'll pay for Doc's breakfast.

Seeing your in a better mood today.

Honey! Get him that bacon and maple cupcake to take to work too. Mmm,...bacon cupcake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

"

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady! "

Oh please no

I'll be waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee it's one of them mornings

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room? "

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!

I'll pay for Doc's breakfast.

Seeing your in a better mood today.

Honey! Get him that bacon and maple cupcake to take to work too. Mmm,...bacon cupcake!!! "

Bacon cupcake?

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Milky coffee with 2 sugar well needed please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!

I'll pay for Doc's breakfast.

Seeing your in a better mood today.

Honey! Get him that bacon and maple cupcake to take to work too. Mmm,...bacon cupcake!!!

Bacon cupcake? "

oh yes....crispy bacon an maple frosting. . You'd love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?."

It's ok honey, you and Lacey just stay right under those covers all snuggled up, But no funny business until I get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might have a morning play, woke up horny then maybe might consider breakfast

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By *erendipitousMan
over a year ago

w

Reality check some of us has a cold cup of coffee three hours ago and are now heading into a gale

Ps gale isn't her name sadly

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

It's ok honey, you and Lacey just stay right under those covers all snuggled up, But no funny business until I get back

"

You know I'm a rule breaker right? I'll get right down under the covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 cups of tea please

I'll bring them over "

We're naked, are you going to join us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

It's ok honey, you and Lacey just stay right under those covers all snuggled up, But no funny business until I get back

You know I'm a rule breaker right? I'll get right down under the covers "

What's all that moaning and purring ?(walks in with tray of drinks) ..

Oh I see, where would you like me to put this lady's ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen" "

What about your other customers?

There waiting to be served.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

It's ok honey, you and Lacey just stay right under those covers all snuggled up, But no funny business until I get back

You know I'm a rule breaker right? I'll get right down under the covers

What's all that moaning and purring ?(walks in with tray of drinks) ..

Oh I see, where would you like me to put this lady's ?

"

Drinks on the side, you in the middle

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"

What about your other customers?

There waiting to be served. "

"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in 5 !

Doubtful , and your in the middle

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Back in 5 !

Doubtful , and your in the middle "

Oh hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"

What about your other customers?

There waiting to be served.

"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5""

"She'll be back in 6 mins."

Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"

What about your other customers?

There waiting to be served.

"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"

"She'll be back in 6 mins."

Honey! We're going to have foreplay too. "

Does that include a cuddle after?

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Tea no sugar very little milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"

What about your other customers?

There waiting to be served.

"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"

"She'll be back in 6 mins."

Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.

Does that include a cuddle after?"

Cuddle? Wow your clingy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please, white 1 sugar..... nice and strong ta x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"

What about your other customers?

There waiting to be served.

"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"

"She'll be back in 6 mins."

Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.

Does that include a cuddle after?

Cuddle? Wow your clingy!

"

I'm just wondering how you'll spend the surplus 3 minutes.

Maybe wash some pans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"

What about your other customers?

There waiting to be served.

"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"

"She'll be back in 6 mins."

Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.

Does that include a cuddle after?

Cuddle? Wow your clingy!

I'm just wondering how you'll spend the surplus 3 minutes.

Maybe wash some pans?"

Why, are we having sex in the sink now? Kinky.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?.

Coffee. And the desert menu, I've got s sweet tooth when I see you.

Desert menu.

Something hot and sweet with splash of cream. Best served in bed.

I don't see a bed in the breakfast room?

It's a euphemism for "let's fuck in the kitchen"

What about your other customers?

There waiting to be served.

"Help yourselves, I'll be back in 5"

"She'll be back in 6 mins."

Honey! We're going to have foreplay too.

Does that include a cuddle after?

Cuddle? Wow your clingy!

I'm just wondering how you'll spend the surplus 3 minutes.

Maybe wash some pans?

Why, are we having sex in the sink now? Kinky. "

This has all gone terribly wrong.

I meant to say "let's fuck up the kitchen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener) "

Coming your way sweet thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The au pair

Is that a Sunday thing? "

I suspect it's there for amusement!

I'm having kedgerie and coffee...if anyone wants to join me.....

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The au pair

Is that a Sunday thing?

I suspect it's there for amusement!

I'm having kedgerie and coffee...if anyone wants to join me....."

I've not had kedgerie for so long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing "

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works ..... "

Bacon and banana on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works .....

Bacon and banana on toast. "

Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works .....

Bacon and banana on toast. "

You two are freaking me out.

I have a thing about bananas. So sliced or mashed when they get all slimey, urgh.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works .....

Bacon and banana on toast.

Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...? "

I chuckled and shuddered reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee and hot buttered crumpets please - send them round to naughty twosomes though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works .....

Bacon and banana on toast.

Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...? "

Crispy back bacon.

Bananas sliced lengthwise at an angle. Fine dining here.

A drizzle of maple syrup served on toasted brioche.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Vanilla latte please.

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

I'm opening a fab 24 hour cafe.

You lot are such good customers, I'll be dealing in fancy coffees, urns of tea, a full array of breakfasts with a sideline in condoms

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm currently making fresh pancakes while hugging the Rayburn. Its freezing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have square sausage and bacon on.. gonna have a piece n sausage and bacon with brown sauce (sausage and bacon sandwich to u non scots lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleaaaaasseeee can I have tea and food. I'll pay you in kindness. Hangry.

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"I'm currently making fresh pancakes while hugging the Rayburn. Its freezing xxx"

My dogs are hogging the range !

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Pleaaaaasseeee can I have tea and food. I'll pay you in kindness. Hangry. "

No charge, I only deal in tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works .....

Bacon and banana on toast.

Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...?

Crispy back bacon.

Bananas sliced lengthwise at an angle. Fine dining here.

A drizzle of maple syrup served on toasted brioche. "

You fancy fooker...

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

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Honey on toast for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to have some sausage and I mean the type you fry you dirty minded fokers lol

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Honey on toast for me please x "

Adding to the list.

Jees you lot are sooooo demanding

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Pleaaaaasseeee can I have tea and food. I'll pay you in kindness. Hangry. "

I get hangry

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Honey on toast for me please x "

Let me get that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super mega ultra large mocha would be nice.

There are Herbalife people in the hotel and I'm resisting the urge to go and wind them up so a big coffee would help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had coffee and a banana.

But I would love a derlivery of white coffee, no sugar.

2 hot buttery crumpets with marmite please

Xxx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

i am still waiting for last weeks pankcakes, bacon and maple syrup

Women these days

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Coffee and a bacon butty on my menu..

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"i am still waiting for last weeks pankcakes, bacon and maple syrup

Women these days "

I'm useless.

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"I have had coffee and a banana.

But I would love a derlivery of white coffee, no sugar.

2 hot buttery crumpets with marmite please

Xxx"

Wouldn't all like some hot crumpets this morning, how they arrive I'm flexible on

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Super mega ultra large mocha would be nice.

There are Herbalife people in the hotel and I'm resisting the urge to go and wind them up so a big coffee would help"

Go and get a fry up and biggest latte and sit with them at breakfast

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over a year ago


"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works .....

Bacon and banana on toast.

Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...?

Crispy back bacon.

Bananas sliced lengthwise at an angle. Fine dining here.

A drizzle of maple syrup served on toasted brioche.

You fancy fooker... "

Fuck yes!

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

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"Honey on toast for me please x

Let me get that for you "

Hmmmm, that's definitely the best tasting honey to pass my lips. Thank you x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Banana and tangy pickle baguette ... steaming mug of weak tea, (no milk or sweetener)

Coming your way sweet thing

I've become addicted to banana and Branston pickle sandwiches ..... or banana an peanut butter.....

It just works .....

Bacon and banana on toast.

Ah but do you seductively peel the banana ..... and which way do you slice it....length or girth? ,...or do you just mash it in...?

Crispy back bacon.

Bananas sliced lengthwise at an angle. Fine dining here.

A drizzle of maple syrup served on toasted brioche.

You fancy fooker...

Fuck yes! "

Get out of here with your bananas.

You can go off someone

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Honey on toast for me please x

Let me get that for you

Hmmmm, that's definitely the best tasting honey to pass my lips. Thank you x "

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Back in 5 !

Doubtful , and your in the middle

Oh hell yes "

Now that's what I call a honey pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frosties and a fruit salad please Honey Bee

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Frosties and a fruit salad please Honey Bee "

Easy tiger

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Green tea with fresh lemon juice please

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Green tea with fresh lemon juice please "

Oh yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frosties and a fruit salad please Honey Bee

Easy tiger "

Too far? ok drop the fruit salad then

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Frosties and a fruit salad please Honey Bee

Easy tiger

Too far? ok drop the fruit salad then"

Grreeaaaat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Green tea with fresh lemon juice please "

Make that two please

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet "

Same

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet "

Neither of you two, you can have my latte and breakfast, I'll have the low fat stuff here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Super mega ultra large mocha would be nice.

There are Herbalife people in the hotel and I'm resisting the urge to go and wind them up so a big coffee would help

Go and get a fry up and biggest latte and sit with them at breakfast"

That is tempting. May just walk up say 'fraud' and walk off

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

Same "

Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

Same

Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you."

It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese bagel

Mug o tea

Midget gems

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

Same

Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.

It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve "

I may wear glasses but even I know that's complete twaddle

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

Same

Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.

It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve "

Got to love a filter

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

Same

Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.

It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve

Got to love a filter "

I fecking hate filters lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

Same

Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.

It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve

Got to love a filter "

Very true, now if only they could do something good with my face lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

Same

Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.

It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve

Got to love a filter

Very true, now if only they could do something good with my face lol. Xx"

If you find one can you let me know - I have much more need of it

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"Bacon and egg Thin sandwich with a cup of tea with skimmed milk....guess who is on a diet

Same

Then I think you need to both change your profile pictures as they clearly aren't you.

It's amazing what black and white and the edit button can achieve

Got to love a filter

Very true, now if only they could do something good with my face lol. Xx"

I've got a few ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!

Oh please no

I'll be waiting "

Right young lady I think it's time you and I a word! Over my knee in my study I think!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I see, no bacon sandwich, off to work hungry and cold, again! Serious words, I think, when I get back young lady!

Oh please no

I'll be waiting

Right young lady I think it's time you and I a word! Over my knee in my study I think! "

Oh golly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've finished washing your big pots!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I've finished washing your big pots! "

Could you run me a bath; that was a crazy morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kettle is on.

Might even make breakfast

What are you having?."

A hangover.

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