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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Yes...

Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.

Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Yes!

Im in Doncaster tonight and its freezing even for a Welsh lass!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Nothing warmer than a northern welcome...

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston

I went up to Manchester a couple of weeks ago for football.

I come out of my hotel and walked up to the stadium wearing underarmour, a sweat top and a jacket.

Whilst eating my burger I looked at a few ladies and children all wearing just their Utd shirts!!

I couldn't stop laughing and the words "southern softy" we're firmly placed in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wore a scarf today, it was THAT cold

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Yes...

Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.

Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying"

Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I wore a scarf today, it was THAT cold

An nowt else lass?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes!

Im in Doncaster tonight and its freezing even for a Welsh lass!!"

Blimey! London to York could be a terminal then.

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"I wore a scarf today, it was THAT cold

Well if you were wearing just a scarf it's no fecking wonder you were cold, good look though but maybe not for an English winter :

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Nothing warmer than a northern welcome...

Does it affect the wind chill factor?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Yes...

Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.

Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying

Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?

Not in York, York is very civilised

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I went up to Manchester a couple of weeks ago for football.

I come out of my hotel and walked up to the stadium wearing underarmour, a sweat top and a jacket.

Whilst eating my burger I looked at a few ladies and children all wearing just their Utd shirts!!

I couldn't stop laughing and the words "southern softy" we're firmly placed in my head. "

It sounds like I'll need to find some 'underarmour'.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

It was so cold today I put extra logs on the fire.

I've promised Mrs ddc that if it gets much colder I'll light it too.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wore a scarf today, it was THAT cold

A Geordie lass, in a scarf? Letting the side down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Take a flat cap, you'll fit right in

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I wore a scarf today, it was THAT cold

Ruby!

I'll treat is as preparation for Iceland and go to my meetings in the new ugly coat.

Wait, I don't think I can manage that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wore a scarf today, it was THAT cold

A Geordie lass, in a scarf? Letting the side down!

I know, I'm a shit Geordie

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Yes...

Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.

Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying

Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?

Not in York, York is very civilised

Sadly, no time for Betty's.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It was so cold today I put extra logs on the fire.

I've promised Mrs ddc that if it gets much colder I'll light it too.

Mr ddc"

Go on, give her a treat.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Take a flat cap, you'll fit right in

I look really good in a flat cap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be needing your long vests that cover your bum and mittens.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I look really good in a flat cap.

Especially when it's ONLY a flat cap...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You'll be needing your long vests that cover your bum and mittens. "

I think every vest I have could probably cover my bum and mittens.

If I had any mittens.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi

So, on the Northern hard vs Southern Softy scale do I need to get a balaclava and arctic gear or will a coat and scarf suffice?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I look really good in a flat cap.

Especially when it's ONLY a flat cap..."

No, that would ruin the flat cap look.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I'm heading south tomorrow and looking forward to warming up a little.

Albie is moving north in three weeks from the south coast and is in for a shock I think!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Yes. This is my 2nd winter oop norf, and I'm still not coping well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleet here today and torrential rain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's grim up north... (taking cover)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm heading south tomorrow and looking forward to warming up a little.

Albie is moving north in three weeks from the south coast and is in for a shock I think! "

We're expecting to feel some of the Arctic blast tomorrow... but it will still be warmer than the Oop North.

London is a heat island, which does give us a different experience of the same air temperatures.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sleet here today and torrential rain...

Sleet?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi

So, on the Northern hard vs Southern Softy scale do I need to get a balaclava and arctic gear or will a coat and scarf suffice? "

Well other northerners around me seem to be wearing coats so I think you need the full gear plus thermal vest!

I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi

So, on the Northern hard vs Southern Softy scale do I need to get a balaclava and arctic gear or will a coat and scarf suffice?

Well other northerners around me seem to be wearing coats so I think you need the full gear plus thermal vest!

I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back

This could be the opportunity to test out my new down filled thin duvet jacket thing.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not in York, York is very civilised

Sadly, no time for Betty's.

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold in Manc tonight.... electric blanket.... double duvet ... hot tea.... mind you I'm Australian lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back

I've been camping in the Lakes in December

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll be needing your long vests that cover your bum and mittens.

I think every vest I have could probably cover my bum and mittens.

If I had any mittens."

I'll knit you some with L and R on them

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You'll be needing your long vests that cover your bum and mittens.

I think every vest I have could probably cover my bum and mittens.

If I had any mittens.

I'll knit you some with L and R on them

That would be useful... will I be able to work out which one goes where?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back

I've been camping in the Lakes in December

you're mad! I only did 40 mins in that lake

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back

I've been camping in the Lakes in December

you're mad! I only did 40 mins in that lake

I was great and back in the day when I drank

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back

I've been camping in the Lakes in December

you're mad! I only did 40 mins in that lake

I was great and back in the day when I drank

It snowed and I'm sure that kept us warm too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together

Oh no, mine did the same 2 years ago now, it was awful

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together

Oh no, mine did the same 2 years ago now, it was awful

Just ordered the part so should be sorted Tuesday if the posty pulls his finger out

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Yes...

Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.

Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying

Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?

If you do, I will personally come round and slap some southern back into you.

Gravy on chips? Sacraligious

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Yes...

Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.

Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying

Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?

If you do, I will personally come round and slap some southern back into you.

Gravy on chips? Sacraligious

Thank you! I'll stock up on Haribo in case I need to receive your ministrations.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together

Get some more dogs in and they'll keep you warm.

I hope it's fixed soon.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold

Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?

There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life

Pork pie

The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

"Yes!

Im in Doncaster tonight and its freezing even for a Welsh lass!!"
......Wales sucks lol

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

"I wore a scarf today, it was THAT cold

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pussy bitch your tits should of kept you warm enough

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together

Get some more dogs in and they'll keep you warm.

I hope it's fixed soon.

Just what I need to go with the 2 I've got as well as the parrot and rabbit. Think I'll fix the boiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From one southerner to another.. wrap up warm girl x took me a year to climatise to the Northern weather.. and I been up here 12 years and still freezing my ass off

And order a "Parmo" when ya out

if u haven't already b4..lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold

Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?

There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life

Pork pie

The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours

Will a steak and ale pie do the trick?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"From one southerner to another.. wrap up warm girl x took me a year to climatise to the Northern weather.. and I been up here 12 years and still freezing my ass off

And order a "Parmo" when ya out

if u haven't already b4..lol"

Parmo is the chickeny-pizza type thing isn't it? I don't think I'm there long enough to need to go that native.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit house!!

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold

Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?

There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life

Pork pie

The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours

Will a steak and ale pie do the trick?

That sounds a bit posh to me

Steak pie washed down with ale feels more comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold

Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?

There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life

Pork pie

The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours

Will a steak and ale pie do the trick?

That sounds a bit posh to me

Steak pie washed down with ale feels more comfortable "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the heated seats on in the car, it was fkg baltic at 5 this morning

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together

Get some more dogs in and they'll keep you warm.

I hope it's fixed soon.

Just what I need to go with the 2 I've got as well as the parrot and rabbit. Think I'll fix the boiler

Is it a house rabbit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From one southerner to another.. wrap up warm girl x took me a year to climatise to the Northern weather.. and I been up here 12 years and still freezing my ass off

And order a "Parmo" when ya out

if u haven't already b4..lol

Parmo is the chickeny-pizza type thing isn't it? I don't think I'm there long enough to need to go that native.

Ah it's nice if u manage to find a place that does decent parmo's, it's like our equivalent to pie n mash (miss them). A trip to London next weekend is on the cards for me I think

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I put the heated seats on in the car, it was fkg baltic at 5 this morning"

I thought Alderley had it's own temp controlled climate

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold

Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?

There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life

Pork pie

The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours

Will a steak and ale pie do the trick?

That sounds a bit posh to me

Steak pie washed down with ale feels more comfortable "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together

Get some more dogs in and they'll keep you warm.

I hope it's fixed soon.

Just what I need to go with the 2 I've got as well as the parrot and rabbit. Think I'll fix the boiler

Is it a house rabbit?

It is now. The foxes kept trying to eat the poor sod

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I put the heated seats on in the car, it was fkg baltic at 5 this morning"

I don't like those. It felt like I'd wet myself when I sat on one.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"From one southerner to another.. wrap up warm girl x took me a year to climatise to the Northern weather.. and I been up here 12 years and still freezing my ass off

And order a "Parmo" when ya out

if u haven't already b4..lol

Parmo is the chickeny-pizza type thing isn't it? I don't think I'm there long enough to need to go that native.

Ah it's nice if u manage to find a place that does decent parmo's, it's like our equivalent to pie n mash (miss them). A trip to London next weekend is on the cards for me I think

Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

southern shandy drinking fairy's ...sorry been watching lock stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put the heated seats on in the car, it was fkg baltic at 5 this morning

I don't like those. It felt like I'd wet myself when I sat on one.

Never had that but I only have it on for a couple of minutes as it burns your arse if it's on any longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put the heated seats on in the car, it was fkg baltic at 5 this morning

I thought Alderley had it's own temp controlled climate

Nah, that's all the people here full of hot air

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

It's actually not that cold at the moment .

What you all bleating on about !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our post man is still wearing shorts so its not that cold yet

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's actually not that cold at the moment .

What you all bleating on about !!

I've just had a message telling me it's going to be -4. It was 20 degrees here on Monday.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thermals at the ready. I've been warned, by a northerner, that it's a "little chilly".

I'm taking that to mean bleeding freezing.

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By *ill_likeMan
over a year ago

Whitehaven

Must have been called for a geordie girl to wear a scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were on the beach yesterday!! Freeeeeeeezing! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is cold up this way, first time the wooly hat has been on today brrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh how I miss the frozen north

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh how I miss the frozen north

Hello, long time no post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By all accounts is pretty chilly so wrap up warm! It's a tad colder at the pole and snow is forecast yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how I miss the frozen north

Hello, long time no post.

Lol, hello you, yup, busy revising but exams now over for 2016

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Don't forget some beads and mirrors so you can trade with the natives......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos up for some outside sex tonight hardcore to warms us up ?? Haha

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi

So, on the Northern hard vs Southern Softy scale do I need to get a balaclava and arctic gear or will a coat and scarf suffice? "

No, you have to practice going out in a short skirt, high heels and NO coat!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's cold here *puzzled*

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Yes...

Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.

Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying

Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?

If you do, I will personally come round and slap some southern back into you.

Haha!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

It snowed in Worthing on Saturday and 2 gritters have just gone past me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It snowed in Worthing on Saturday and 2 gritters have just gone past me"

Well, missed that snow in goring

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not too bad today. I popped to the shop without my coat. Wine, this evening, has also helped stave off the cold.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Colder than a witch's tit?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Colder than a witch's tit?"

Nah! I'm regularly called a witch and it wasn't as cold (and heartless) as me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not too bad today. I popped to the shop without my coat. Wine, this evening, has also helped stave off the cold."

It's bloody freezing down here.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"It's not too bad today. I popped to the shop without my coat. Wine, this evening, has also helped stave off the cold."

Yeah, its practically tropical!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's not too bad today. I popped to the shop without my coat. Wine, this evening, has also helped stave off the cold.

Yeah, its practically tropical!

Your coat was bigger than mine. I haven't had to wear the duvet coat thing.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Most definitely..no doubt about it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Colder than a witch's tit?

Nah! I'm regularly called a witch and it wasn't as cold (and heartless) as me.

Colder than a grave digger's arse?

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?

Bring yer furs and don't mind the direwolves.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Start spending more time around supermarket freezers Lickety. You could adjust if you increase your exposure progressively.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Define north and cold??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its freezing here - whatever that means to you southerners if youre nesh - bring a wooly hat

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Colder than a witch's tit?

Nah! I'm regularly called a witch and it wasn't as cold (and heartless) as me.

Colder than a grave digger's arse?"

Arse-rapingly cold?

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