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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First film of the nite is

Lethal seduction - story about an 18yr old virgin who falls for a cougar. The cougar then turns bunny boiler on the mother. Lots of pretend sex. The best bit is the bitch fight in the sauna.

PTU's rating for lethal seduction is **.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The maze runner.

Ok for a fantasy type film with lots of action but id of liked to of seen them end up back at the centre of the maze for the ending. Best bit was when the beastie got squished n splattered green slime everywhere.

PTU's rating ***

WARNING DON'T WATCH IF YOUR SCARED OF SPIDERS.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First film of the nite is

Lethal seduction - story about an 18yr old virgin who falls for a cougar. The cougar then turns bunny boiler on the mother. Lots of pretend sex. The best bit is the bitch fight in the sauna.

PTU's rating for lethal seduction is **.

xxx"

I see a regular series here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First film of the nite is

Lethal seduction - story about an 18yr old virgin who falls for a cougar. The cougar then turns bunny boiler on the mother. Lots of pretend sex. The best bit is the bitch fight in the sauna.

PTU's rating for lethal seduction is **.

xxx

I see a regular series here "

been doing it for a while on facefuck so thought id do it here as well soon as lots of us are always askin for things to watch. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is some total shite on there - it's great

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"The maze runner.

Ok for a fantasy type film with lots of action but id of liked to of seen them end up back at the centre of the maze for the ending. Best bit was when the beastie got squished n splattered green slime everywhere.

PTU's rating ***

WARNING DON'T WATCH IF YOUR SCARED OF SPIDERS.

Xxx "

Is this suitable for a 12yr old? (I know it's a 15) I got the book for my son but he's struggling with it.

Good idea this PTU x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The maze runner.

Ok for a fantasy type film with lots of action but id of liked to of seen them end up back at the centre of the maze for the ending. Best bit was when the beastie got squished n splattered green slime everywhere.

PTU's rating ***

WARNING DON'T WATCH IF YOUR SCARED OF SPIDERS.

Xxx

Is this suitable for a 12yr old? (I know it's a 15) I got the book for my son but he's struggling with it.

Good idea this PTU x"

Yes id of thought so. Mod violence it's quite like a dark Harry potter. No rudies.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're into documentaries then you should watch 13th. I just watched it on Netflix the other night and it was fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're into documentaries then you should watch 13th. I just watched it on Netflix the other night and it was fantastic. "

What's it about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching Mirrors at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're into documentaries then you should watch 13th. I just watched it on Netflix the other night and it was fantastic.

What's it about? "

It's about racial injustice in the US criminal justice system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're into documentaries then you should watch 13th. I just watched it on Netflix the other night and it was fantastic.

What's it about?

It's about racial injustice in the US criminal justice system."

Cheers for the info.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dead rising - watchtower.

Usual zombie apocalypse film but oddly there ain't many zombies. Also far too long could be cut by at least half an hour. Best bit was when one of the zombies blew up.

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Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're into documentaries then you should watch 13th. I just watched it on Netflix the other night and it was fantastic. "

Thank you I'll add it to my to watch list. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The darkest hour.

Invisible aliens take over Moscow killing everyone. This is quite a good film and well paced. No outstanding bits tho.

PTU's rating ***

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Started watchin life after beth last nite before finally fallin asleep as the sky was lightning up. I'll conclude it tonight. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Life after beth - a story about a teen boy trying to get over the death of his girlfriend. This film is totally fuckin awesome n i challenge anyone who watched it NOT to say wft out loud at least once.

PTU's rating *****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea if it's on Netflix but I'd recommend the dressmaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea if it's on Netflix but I'd recommend the dressmaker "

I'll have a look cheers xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

World war 2.

Not the film you think it's going to be. A virus breaks out n brad pitt is given the task of saving mankind. Best bit.....brad Pitt of course.

PTU's rating ****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World war 2.

Not the film you think it's going to be. A virus breaks out n brad pitt is given the task of saving mankind. Best bit.....brad Pitt of course.

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By *rcher XMan
over a year ago

Ghost Town

World War 2 or World War Z ?

I'd recommend Odd Thomas Starring Anton Yelchin who died way to young.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"World War 2 or World War Z ?

I'd recommend Odd Thomas Starring Anton Yelchin who died way to young."

World war 2 or z. Who cares it's got brad pitt in it. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

16 and missing - this is about a teen girl who falls for a man on the internet but he isn't what he seems. Good film but not the twist I was expecting. Best bit when the guy turns up at the meeting place n a shadow crosses her face......

PTU's rating ***

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Horns - this film is about a guy whose girl gets murdered n he turns into an odd good/evil being. I found this very odd n quite differcult to keep track of. Some very good bits tho. My best bit was when the boy is under the water trapped by the logs.

PTU's rating **

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome back to my Netflix ratings thread. Tonight's 1st film is "dark intentions". This film is about a woman who can't have children so she becomes jealous of women with young babies. This film is quite sad and very thought provoking. I found the fight scean a bit unnecessary and a bit Jack nickelson. The ending was very good n poignant.

PTU's rating ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red: Werewolf Hunter

Werewolf hunting family encounters a new type of wolf they haven't faced before.

Other than having Felicia Day in it, that was pile of shite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red: Werewolf Hunter

Werewolf hunting family encounters a new type of wolf they haven't faced before.

Other than having Felicia Day in it, that was pile of shite.

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The title makes it sound good too. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Below

Very good film about strange goings on on a U.S. submarine. Is it superstition, bad blood or something else. Jam packed with excitement n lots of fitties.

PTU's rating ****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red: Werewolf Hunter

Werewolf hunting family encounters a new type of wolf they haven't faced before.

Other than having Felicia Day in it, that was pile of shite.

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The title makes it sound good too. Xxx"

The Johnathan Ross of fab ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World War 2 or World War Z ?

I'd recommend Odd Thomas Starring Anton Yelchin who died way to young.

World war 2 or z. Who cares it's got brad pitt in it. xxx"

Good zombie movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gone baby gone

Very strongly emotional film about a little girl who goes missing. Well worth watching for the moral questions it provokes.

PTU'S rating *****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awake.

A story about a young billionaire who needs a heart transplant. All's going well untill he wakes up during the op.

Absolutely bloody fantastic film with a wicked twist.

PTU's rating *****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone baby gone

Very strongly emotional film about a little girl who goes missing. Well worth watching for the moral questions it provokes.

PTU'S rating *****"

Definitely worth a Watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about the siege at jadotville,true story of irish troops in the congo in 1961 under attack by french and belgian mercenaries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what about the siege at jadotville,true story of irish troops in the congo in 1961 under attack by french and belgian mercenaries"

Yes! I watched that before I started this thread. That is very good film. N i confess to the odd tear.

PTU's rating *****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dirty grandpa

A film about a young man n his grandpa going on a road trip to Florida n all the fun that they get up to. Lots of swearing n sexual content. Oh n zac efron is just a tiny bit hot!

PTU's rating *****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anger management

Brilliant film with Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler about a young man accused of anger issues. He's sent to Jack's anger class n just gets more angry. xxx

PTU's rating ****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ludo

Weird Asian film about two couples tryin to find somewhere to get it on n they stumble a cross a strange bloodthirsty game. Subtitles.

PTU's rating **

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The signal

Good film about three teens who are trying to discover who's hackin their computers only to be dragged into an alien experiment.

PTU's rating ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not heard of half of these films

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not heard of half of these films "

Neather have I but I'll always watch a film cos it mite look shit but attually be good. I use the same phylosathy with books too. Xxx

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Watched Lobster with gf -filmed lovingly, grory and funny and with a twist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goliath - 8 part series with Billy Bob Thornton playing a lawyer who's more 'Bad Santa' than 'Alan Shore'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Total recall

Don't think I really need to say much about this early 90s classic except did this film forsee Obama cos he's on the bank notes in the safety deposit box scene.

PTU's rating ***

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Area 51

Usually shaky cam film about four teens breakin into area 51 to discover the truth about aliens. Quite believable untill the last half hr. xxx

PTU's ratin ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's a movie I'm thinking of watching but I dont want to make the time investment right away, could I make a request for a review and watch it if I like the review?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there's a movie I'm thinking of watching but I dont want to make the time investment right away, could I make a request for a review and watch it if I like the review? "

Of course as long as it's on Netflix. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Humanoids from the deep.

Was gunna slate this as an awful film with no story but the ending a fuckin awesome and there's oodles of naked jiggly jugs in it so on that note

PTU's rating ****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The forest

I've been looking forward to watching this one and it didn't disapoint. Jess goes into the forest n doesn't return so is presumed to of committed suicide. Her twin sister isn't so sure so goes looking for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humanoids from the deep.

Was gunna slate this as an awful film with no story but the ending a fuckin awesome and there's oodles of naked jiggly jugs in it so on that note

PTU's rating ****"

I watched that at the cinema in the 80s. Unless this is a remake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Humanoids from the deep.

Was gunna slate this as an awful film with no story but the ending a fuckin awesome and there's oodles of naked jiggly jugs in it so on that note

PTU's rating ****

I watched that at the cinema in the 80s. Unless this is a remake"

Nope defo the 80s version. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The human centapeiede

Wtf???

PTU's rating 0 *s xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The good neighbour

Two boys prank an old man into thinkin his house is haunted.

Very good film but quite sad n disturbing.

PTU's rating *****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last few films have been too awful to post about. xxx

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Just thought I´d keep you company !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aliens on the moon: the truth exposed.

A documentary about aliens using the moon to watch earth.

Quite an interesting doc but tbh I didn't see anything that gave me proof that they are there.

PTU's rsting **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

narcos, not movies but both series well worth the watch. better call Saul is great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The swamp thing

A scientist creates a liquid that turns plant life into super plant life but an accident turns him into a monster.

Mediocre monster film with poor story

PTU's rating **

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"narcos, not movies but both series well worth the watch. better call Saul is great "

Love narcos and power. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Island of Dr. Moreau: Director's Cut

a shipwrecked sailor ends up on a strange island when animals are being crossed with humans and are tryin to take over.

Very very good film n burt Lancaster is pretty hot in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The swamp thing

A scientist creates a liquid that turns plant life into super plant life but an accident turns him into a monster.

Mediocre monster film with poor story

PTU's rating **"

That sounds shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The swamp thing

A scientist creates a liquid that turns plant life into super plant life but an accident turns him into a monster.

Mediocre monster film with poor story

PTU's rating **

That sounds shite"

It was. I fell asleep half way thro. xxx

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By *tacyTTV/TS
over a year ago

Rotherham

I would highly recommend 'The Invitation' the kind of thriller that keeps u guessing right to the end.

Also 'Victoria' original thriller from Germany, shot in one take apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would highly recommend 'The Invitation' the kind of thriller that keeps u guessing right to the end.

Also 'Victoria' original thriller from Germany, shot in one take apparently.

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the invitation is brilliant. Not watched Victoria yet. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spectral

Bloody brilliant. The bastard child of Ghostbusters n call of duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would highly recommend 'The Invitation' the kind of thriller that keeps u guessing right to the end.

Also 'Victoria' original thriller from Germany, shot in one take apparently.

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They did do it in one take but they did it 6 times and ended up using the first one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spectral

Bloody brilliant. The bastard child of Ghostbusters n call of duty.

PTU'S rating *****"

That looks good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spectral

Bloody brilliant. The bastard child of Ghostbusters n call of duty.

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That looks good "

Watched it last night,very well made with good action,not bad at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Unthinkable

Another fantastic film about a terrorist who claims he has planted bombs a cross the us. lots of omg moments.

Got wjatshisface in it from die hard.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Unthinkable

Another fantastic film about a terrorist who claims he has planted bombs a cross the us. lots of omg moments.

Got wjatshisface in it from die hard.

PTU's rating *****"

Sounds good, might put that on now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unthinkable

Another fantastic film about a terrorist who claims he has planted bombs a cross the us. lots of omg moments.

Got wjatshisface in it from die hard.

PTU's rating *****

Sounds good, might put that on now "

Let me know what you think. Xxx

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Unthinkable

Another fantastic film about a terrorist who claims he has planted bombs a cross the us. lots of omg moments.

Got wjatshisface in it from die hard.

PTU's rating *****

Sounds good, might put that on now

Let me know what you think. Xxx"

Bugger I've seen it before! Turning it off because I remember I didn't like the end.

What's your top recommendation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unthinkable

Another fantastic film about a terrorist who claims he has planted bombs a cross the us. lots of omg moments.

Got wjatshisface in it from die hard.

PTU's rating *****

Sounds good, might put that on now

Let me know what you think. Xxx

Bugger I've seen it before! Turning it off because I remember I didn't like the end.

What's your top recommendation? "

Life after beth. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Approching the unknown

A film about one man's mission to mars. Brilliant film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bone tomahawk

A doctor is kidnapped by Indians n the local sheriff n his men go n try to rescue her.

Some gruesome scenes best viewed thro your fingers.

PTU'S rating ****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sharknado

Totally epic! The itle sayes it all.

No2 is better then no1. I'll report on no3 once I've watched it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sharknado

Totally epic! The itle sayes it all.

No2 is better then no1. I'll report on no3 once I've watched it

PTU's rating ***"

I watched a korean zombie film last night and it was brill....train to busan....think of trapped on a moving train with zombies

https://youtu.be/1d4DACwz49o

Check out the trailer^^^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sharknado

Totally epic! The itle sayes it all.

No2 is better then no1. I'll report on no3 once I've watched it

PTU's rating ***

I watched a korean zombie film last night and it was brill....train to busan....think of trapped on a moving train with zombies

https://youtu.be/1d4DACwz49o

Check out the trailer^^^^^^^^"

Oh wow! Please tell me it's on Netflix? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Learning to drive.

A older lady suffers a marrige breakdown so she decideds to learn to drive so she can go and see her daugther.

Brilliant moving emotinal film that will have you laugthing and crying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a film but I'm watching a series called "This is England "

It's brilliant!

I'm only on series 1 episode 3 and it's had me in floods of tears!

Great characters and great acting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bone tomahawk

A doctor is kidnapped by Indians n the local sheriff n his men go n try to rescue her.

Some gruesome scenes best viewed thro your fingers.

PTU'S rating ****"

Excellent film

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By *tacyTTV/TS
over a year ago

Rotherham

If you like docs check out 'Into The Inferno' amazing images, powerful stuff.

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