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"Never had any complaints"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You see this quite often on Fab.

Do fab issue an appraisal form prior to meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!

No one's gonna admit to having any complaints now, are they? I must admit, it baffles me why anyone should put this, as sex is so subjective anyway! What pleases one, might not please another ......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I blame the cut-backs. The complaints office is only open for 3 hours on a Thursday.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

see swingers chat regarding forms and complaints procedures

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"see swingers chat regarding forms and complaints procedures "

That's for moaning, complaints are a different department. They had to keep the moaning department open to handle all of the moaning about the complaints department closing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suppose you could just shout out a number between 1 & 10 as they put their boxers/knickers on.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Once met a marine for a social who said on his profile fun guaranteed. I told him to make sure he brought the guarantee.....at the end of the social I asked him if I could see it. He looked embarassed and apologised perfusely saying he was new to swinging and he forgot to bring it......ha ha ha bless. I'm a bad girl

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Once met a marine for a social who said on his profile fun guaranteed. I told him to make sure he brought the guarantee.....at the end of the social I asked him if I could see it. He looked embarassed and apologised perfusely saying he was new to swinging and he forgot to bring it......ha ha ha bless. I'm a bad girl "

I make it very clear for starters that life time guarantees only come with Oaklies! however I always turn up with a supply of official fab complaint forms

and an ink well of lemon juice for the ladies to use when completing the form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You see this quite often on Fab.

Do fab issue an appraisal form prior to meets?"

Dear Mr Now,

Is this the right time and place to file a complaint?

Signed,

OH

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"see swingers chat regarding forms and complaints procedures

That's for moaning, complaints are a different department. They had to keep the moaning department open to handle all of the moaning about the complaints department closing."

Moaning forms are for moaning only. Rants will be added at a later date. Complaints should go to little dark room under the forums and await attention. Don't worry about the strange sounds, no ones ever come out complaining about them.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Never had any compliments. That phrase absolutly cracks me up. Like someone is going to shag you then turn round and tell you what a crap shag you where.

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

well diamond I have to admit you were a great shag........(in my dreams)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had any compliments.

Really "

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I've never had any complaints"

"I take it you leave pretty quickly"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm an axe murderer. Feel free to complain but all future meets will involve the fridge, a random body part and a quick warm up the microwave to skin temperature.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm an axe murderer. Feel free to complain but all future meets will involve the fridge, a random body part and a quick warm up the microwave to skin temperature. "

*lowers hand slowly and backs away*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm an axe murderer. Feel free to complain but all future meets will involve the fridge, a random body part and a quick warm up the microwave to skin temperature.

*lowers hand slowly and backs away*

"

...and people get slated for not being honest on here! Just can't win can you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did get a complaint once actually. She said she'd had more pleasure on Blackpool sea front.

It wasn't received too well when I responded with, "Well, I came, its your fookin fault if you didn't, you shoulda put more effort into it."

Never saw her again. Miserable cow.

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