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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro

So if top trumps were putting together a FAB single males pack of cards. What 6 categories should they use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reliability

Fab straightness

Fuckability

Sky remote ratio

Likelihood to drop you for a hotter meet

Torso

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Reliability

Fab straightness

Fuckability

Sky remote ratio

Likelihood to drop you for a hotter meet

Torso"

Sky remote ratio made me chuckle, the meet one I'm not sure on as getting even one meet is a tricky thing yet alone a choice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reliability

Fab straightness

Fuckability

Sky remote ratio

Likelihood to drop you for a hotter meet

Torso

Sky remote ratio made me chuckle, the meet one I'm not sure on as getting even one meet is a tricky thing yet alone a choice lol"

Then you'd clearly score highly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality

Kinkiness

Fuckability

Availability

Eyes

Bum

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Personality

Kinkiness

Fuckability

Availability

Eyes

Bum"

Good choices, think I'd nail 4 lol

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Reliability

Fab straightness

Fuckability

Sky remote ratio

Likelihood to drop you for a hotter meet

Torso

Sky remote ratio made me chuckle, the meet one I'm not sure on as getting even one meet is a tricky thing yet alone a choice lol

Then you'd clearly score highly "

Yep I'm definitely the card you want in that department lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personality

Kinkiness

Fuckability

Availability

Eyes

Bum

Good choices, think I'd nail 4 lol"

And the 2 that you wouldn't are.......?

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Personality

Kinkiness

Fuckability

Availability

Eyes

Bum

Good choices, think I'd nail 4 lol

And the 2 that you wouldn't are.......?"

I'm not sure my bum measures up to some of the arses I've seen on here & the fuckability one I think should be related to number who want to meet you lol

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo


"Personality

Kinkiness

Fuckability

Availability

Eyes

Bum

Good choices, think I'd nail 4 lol

And the 2 that you wouldn't are.......?"

I only hit 1 of the 6, availability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personality

Kinkiness

Fuckability

Availability

Eyes

Bum"

Let's face it, most of those are fairly subjective, but I'm quietly confident-ish...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Personality

Confidence

Intelligence

Availability

Kinkiness

Truthfulness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personality

Kinkiness

Fuckability

Availability

Eyes

Bum

Let's face it, most of those are fairly subjective, but I'm quietly confident-ish..."

Ah yes......confidence....that should of been one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personality

Confidence

Intelligence

Availability

Kinkiness

Truthfulness"

I think truthfulness is asking for a bit too much on here, but we can hope x

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Personality

Confidence

Intelligence

Availability

Kinkiness

Truthfulness"

I like these, reckon I'd be a dark horse in the pack here

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Think as the answers are numerical maybe the questions should be

Height

Cock size

Chest size

Waist size

Personality

Sense of humour

S

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Think as the answers are numerical maybe the questions should be

Height

Cock size

Chest size

Waist size

Personality

Sense of humour

S"

I'm a stats man myself and can see how that would work with 4 of them but how do you measure the last 2 and the other 4 are we saying big is better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singleness

Advertised cock size

Actual cock size

Rant Factor (if ladies don't respond positively to their FAF messages)

Untidiness of photo background

Age Differential (Fab age from true age to circumnavigate filters)

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Availability

Reliability

Sex Appeal

Cock size

Height

Fun Factor

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Top Trumps? Is that how many sprouts you've eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being into my stats a weighted average based on the criteria is required. Obviously with me being available and having a very high fun factor then these criteria should have the highest weighting of all the criteria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being into my stats a weighted average based on the criteria is required. Obviously with me being available and having a very high fun factor then these criteria should have the highest weighting of all the criteria."

Now we're talking! Accompanying spreadsheet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height

Cuteness

Strength

Defense

Evolutions

Pokérating

I'm sure these are all applicable

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Being into my stats a weighted average based on the criteria is required. Obviously with me being available and having a very high fun factor then these criteria should have the highest weighting of all the criteria.

Now we're talking! Accompanying spreadsheet? "

Is it wrong I'm finding the prospect of a spreadsheet stimulating, I'm working on me vlookups, datedifs and countifs as we speak

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Availability regularly

Reliability always

Sex Appeal oh shit

Cock size bigger than average with beady bits

Height tall

Fun Factor. Subjective

"

Yep nailed it, pmsl

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Height

Cuteness

Strength

Defense

Evolutions

Pokérating

I'm sure these are all applicable "

Defense ? Are you dating very aggressive women ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being into my stats a weighted average based on the criteria is required. Obviously with me being available and having a very high fun factor then these criteria should have the highest weighting of all the criteria.

Now we're talking! Accompanying spreadsheet?

Is it wrong I'm finding the prospect of a spreadsheet stimulating, I'm working on me vlookups, datedifs and countifs as we speak "

Don't forget the SUMPRODUCT function. Vital for the weighted average calculation

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Top Trumps you say

Singleness

Height

Body Type

Regularity

Sense of Humour

This is just the superficial stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top Trumps you say

Singleness

Height

Body Type

Regularity

Sense of Humour

This is just the superficial stuff "

Should there be a section for non-superficial stuff? If so, what should be included on there? Ability to do complex mathematics in a spreadsheet should be high on the list I recokon!

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Top Trumps you say

Singleness

Height

Body Type

Regularity

Sense of Humour

This is just the superficial stuff "

4 out 5 ain't bad, hey that's 80% which is 13.23% better than meatloaf

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Top Trumps you say

Singleness

Height

Body Type

Regularity

Sense of Humour

This is just the superficial stuff

Should there be a section for non-superficial stuff? If so, what should be included on there? Ability to do complex mathematics in a spreadsheet should be high on the list I recokon!"

And spell check ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being into my stats a weighted average based on the criteria is required. Obviously with me being available and having a very high fun factor then these criteria should have the highest weighting of all the criteria.

Now we're talking! Accompanying spreadsheet?

Is it wrong I'm finding the prospect of a spreadsheet stimulating, I'm working on me vlookups, datedifs and countifs as we speak "

Not at all... I'm just glad I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top Trumps you say

Singleness

Height

Body Type

Regularity

Sense of Humour

This is just the superficial stuff

Should there be a section for non-superficial stuff? If so, what should be included on there? Ability to do complex mathematics in a spreadsheet should be high on the list I recokon!"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Height

Cuteness

Strength

Defense

Evolutions

Pokérating

I'm sure these are all applicable

Defense ? Are you dating very aggressive women ? "

Love it that you commented on defense but evolutions and pokérating slipped through the net!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

All this talk of spreadsheets is making come over all unnecessary

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Top Trumps you say

Singleness

Height

Body Type

Regularity

Sense of Humour

This is just the superficial stuff

Should there be a section for non-superficial stuff? If so, what should be included on there? Ability to do complex mathematics in a spreadsheet should be high on the list I recokon!"

Good question and for me the non superficial stuff is:

Honesty

Personality

Reliability

Snuggliness

Thoughtfulness

Patience

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Height

Cuteness

Strength

Defense

Evolutions

Pokérating

I'm sure these are all applicable

Defense ? Are you dating very aggressive women ?

Love it that you commented on defense but evolutions and pokérating slipped through the net!"

Well I fully embrace the introductions of new fab words and I liked poker rating, but no need for shoddy spelling pmsl I look forward to recieving your reply

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"All this talk of spreadsheets is making come over all unnecessary "

I'm changing name to unnecessary

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Top Trumps you say

Singleness

Height

Body Type

Regularity

Sense of Humour

This is just the superficial stuff

Should there be a section for non-superficial stuff? If so, what should be included on there? Ability to do complex mathematics in a spreadsheet should be high on the list I recokon!

Good question and for me the non superficial stuff is:

Honesty

Personality

Reliability

Snuggliness

Thoughtfulness

Patience"

I'm liking my chances of being a good card on this set kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top Trumps you say

Singleness

Height

Body Type

Regularity

Sense of Humour

This is just the superficial stuff

Should there be a section for non-superficial stuff? If so, what should be included on there? Ability to do complex mathematics in a spreadsheet should be high on the list I recokon!

Good question and for me the non superficial stuff is:

Honesty

Personality

Reliability

Snuggliness

Thoughtfulness

Patience

I'm liking my chances of being a good card on this set kinky"

I score highly on the honesty because based on my last post you can believe me when I say that I am useless at using spell check.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I score highly on the honesty because based on my last post you can believe me when I say that I am useless at using spell check. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passionate - intense, spirited & wild - indulgent play to indulge in it all

Kindness - affectionate, warm & generous - soft gentle strokes down my back

Humour - disposition, comical & laughter - after all sex can be funny

Educator - Sharer of knowledge - Who doesn't love to learn new tricks

Confidence - conviction in who he is - a man I can share lots of hidden thoughts

Truthful - plain speaking, open & genuine - we are all adults, all have "stuff" happen in our lives - just say it as it is

What a mix ....dreamy, sexy, sensual, erotic and good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Height

Cuteness

Strength

Defense

Evolutions

Pokérating

I'm sure these are all applicable

Defense ? Are you dating very aggressive women ?

Love it that you commented on defense but evolutions and pokérating slipped through the net!

Well I fully embrace the introductions of new fab words and I liked poker rating, but no need for shoddy spelling pmsl I look forward to recieving your reply "

Now I'm not sure if youve missed the reference or not...

You see; I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Height

Cuteness

Strength

Defense

Evolutions

Pokérating

I'm sure these are all applicable

Defense ? Are you dating very aggressive women ?

Love it that you commented on defense but evolutions and pokérating slipped through the net!

Well I fully embrace the introductions of new fab words and I liked poker rating, but no need for shoddy spelling pmsl I look forward to recieving your reply

Now I'm not sure if youve missed the reference or not...

You see; I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was..."

We are all unique, I'm best at being me and you are best at being you. Just be happy with that.

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By *eaded_Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

Truro


"Passionate - intense, spirited & wild - indulgent play to indulge in it all tick

Kindness - affectionate, warm & generous - soft gentle strokes down my back tick

Humour - disposition, comical & laughter - after all sex can be funny tick

Educator - Sharer of knowledge - Who doesn't love to learn new tricks always open to new tricks

Confidence - conviction in who he is - a man I can share lots of hidden thoughts tick

Truthful - plain speaking, open & genuine - we are all adults, all have "stuff" happen in our lives - just say it as it is tick

What a mix ....dreamy, sexy, sensual, erotic and good fun mmm like to think so

"

Like the mix, my answers with yours above lol.

It's interesting what the lovely ladies on here consider important, I wonder if we did it the other way round what answers the blokes would give.

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