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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I turned up at your house tonight?

It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?

How would the evening play out?

Beard

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I turned up at your house tonight?

It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?

How would the evening play out?

Beard"
id be gobsmacked, ask if you were ok and stick the kettle on x same as anyone else xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I would get the cheese out.

Bring a bottle

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

If it was tonight it would consist of pj's,settee,film and food

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it was tonight it would consist of pj's,settee,film and food "

I don't have any pjs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would get the cheese out.

Bring a bottle "

Did you say cheese?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to a club tonight. Come along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invite you in but all I'm doing is painting the cat. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to a club tonight. Come along. "

Ooh which club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to a club tonight. Come along.

Ooh which club? "

Quest. Should be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to a club tonight. Come along.

Ooh which club?

Quest. Should be fun"

I was hoping you said there, we had a fantastic night when we went recently. Now I just need a lift...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would get the cheese out.

Bring a bottle

Did you say cheese?!"

I sure did. Some cracking local ones here you might like.

I can even send a basket back for your good lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned up at your house tonight?

It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?

How would the evening play out?

Beard"

I'd wonder how you got past security........

Then I'd break open a brewskie....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned up at your house tonight?

It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?

How would the evening play out?

Beard"

Send me a face pic and I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you to get your pinny on and get to work!

There may be treats after, depends how good a job you do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell you to get your pinny on and get to work!

There may be treats after, depends how good a job you do. "

Get to work doing what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell you to get your pinny on and get to work!

There may be treats after, depends how good a job you do.

Get to work doing what?! "

House work, laundry, bathrooms, ironing and such.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Is this the new trend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell you to get your pinny on and get to work!

There may be treats after, depends how good a job you do.

Get to work doing what?!

House work, laundry, bathrooms, ironing and such. "

Pfft I'm barely housetrained, what makes you think I do housework?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Same as with the ladies ask if you like big dogs and stick the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this the new trend? "

I just thought it would be interesting to see how a balding guy would be received as opposed to an attractive popular lady, consider it a social experiment

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Tell you that I hoped you liked Strictly Come Dancing and Ripper Street as that's what's on the cards for this evening round ours!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd say "Get orff my land!" cos I've got too many fab ladies here already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start with a cuppa and move from there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Start with a cuppa and move from there "

That's sounds better than being made to do the housework

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell you that I hoped you liked Strictly Come Dancing and Ripper Street as that's what's on the cards for this evening round ours!!"

Well that's not too bad, as long as you can put up with me asking what's going on and 'who's that?' Throughout

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Chuck you a Duvel, tell you to grab a seat.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'd say come in and make yourself comfy while my mam makes us a tea and opens the gingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say come in and make yourself comfy while my mam makes us a tea and opens the gingers "

Oooh I love gingers... oh hang on you mean biscuits don't you

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'd see if kianna was behind you, sulk when I realise she isn't, and then stick the kettle on and see if you wanted a sofa snuggle because I'm shattered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned up at your house tonight?

It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?

How would the evening play out?

Beard"

Whiskey and talk about beards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we'd have to shag, it's freezing in here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I turned up at your house tonight?

It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?

How would the evening play out?

Beard

Whiskey and talk about beards? "

If you mean the facial hair then sure, if you mean the gay man in a sham marriage then I'm not so sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If hide behind the settee and pretend I wasn't in until you left

Actually I'd invite you in for a cuppa and ask why the hell had you just turned up at my house!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we'd have to shag, it's freezing in here."

I'll get my coat... and a blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we'd have to shag, it's freezing in here.

I'll get my coat... and a blanket"

Can you pick up some crisps on the way? Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If hide behind the settee and pretend I wasn't in until you left

Actually I'd invite you in for a cuppa and ask why the hell had you just turned up at my house! "

I'd be demanding an explanation for all the forum guff earlier...

Actually we could talk about the forumites that we've met

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we'd have to shag, it's freezing in here.

I'll get my coat... and a blanket

Can you pick up some crisps on the way? Ta."

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned up at your house tonight?

It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?

How would the evening play out?

Beard

Whiskey and talk about beards?

If you mean the facial hair then sure, if you mean the gay man in a sham marriage then I'm not so sure "

Never heard of the second one, so the first one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned up at your house tonight?

It's all fair enough if an attractive lady arrived unannounced on your doorstep but what if I dropped suddenly on your doormat?

How would the evening play out?

Beard"

I'd probably get nicked for GBH or depending on how d*unk I was you might wake up with a sore ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we'd have to shag, it's freezing in here.

I'll get my coat... and a blanket

Can you pick up some crisps on the way? Ta.

What flavour? "

Salt and vinegar. Or any. Tbh I'm easy

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd not know who you were so wouldn't open the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send you back to get Redhead. In fact send you back to just send Redhead and give you 50 quid to bugger off to the pub..

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I'd get on my knees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you poor man you must be soaked walking around in this storm. Please let my wife undress you so she can dry your clothes over the stove. My goodness you're so cold, slip into the bed and let me warm you up with my body whilst the wife gets the cocoa on. Sorry the wife says the cocoa can wait, more important to get you hot. You don't mind us both sucking on your cock do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd get on my knees...

"

Ooh er!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread worked out well for you Beard..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt answer the door - you werent invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt answer the door - you werent invited "

I wouldn't answer the door either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog would probably try to bum you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i wouldnt answer the door - you werent invited

I wouldn't answer the door either"

It's fine, I can't get to yours anyway

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

Thinks all the women on this thread have had one to many lol great time to post your thread op lol legend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread worked out well for you Beard..! "

Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!

Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me! "

If I drive.. can I come?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!

Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!

If I drive.. can I come? "

Are you glomming onto my fun? The whole pretext was that you weren't there! Now everyone will want me

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!

Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!

If I drive.. can I come? "

Only if you come to Middlesbrough too please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!

Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!

If I drive.. can I come?

Only if you come to Middlesbrough too please! "

Looks like a whole north east tour now... Redhead get your keys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!

Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!

If I drive.. can I come?

Only if you come to Middlesbrough too please!

Looks like a whole north east tour now... Redhead get your keys..."

Can we go tomorrow instead..I'm super tired now. #Flaky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread worked out well for you Beard..!

Yeah I'm just heading to Newcastle with some crisps via quest. I'm certainly not heading over to see BG though, she's eaten all of my biscuits and wants to put a pinny on me!

If I drive.. can I come?

Only if you come to Middlesbrough too please!

Looks like a whole north east tour now... Redhead get your keys...

Can we go tomorrow instead..I'm super tired now. #Flaky"

Ok, I'm sure people will wait if they know you're coming too

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