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If I called round to yours how would I be received?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Id hand you some spag bol move the kittys and put ketttle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "

you would be asked to join the queue behind the pretty girls all waiting in line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have to form a queue outside until BG has gone - don't make too much of a noise and disturb the neighbs mind

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think it would be an interesting evening. Bring warm clothes we're going to the fireworks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you like dogs or not.... They'd bark for a bit and then run round you waiting for you to play with them

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd ask if you like large dogs before you entered then stick the kettle on.

Spend the next five minutes trying to stop the hound jumping on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring your own teabags and I would be offended and not let you in.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

id ask if you were ok, and put the kettle on x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd have a douche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like homemade curry, nan bread and cobra beer ???? If yes.... then you can share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id sit on yer face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss you then take it from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd get the same treatment as BG, a spot on the sofa and all the Netflix you can handle. She had all the good biscuits though so you can blame her if you're peckish

Beard

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd pop the kettle on, prepare a beef joint so it's not cremated and then ask you for opinions on regular fucks' cocks and if they are perfect or not. Oh and alcohol would be involved - gin or failing that vodka.

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By *hingford manMan
over a year ago

highams park East London

Well aslong as the wife was away

I'd kiss snog and grope and let me hands do the walking and hope you don't run off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "

Damn. I'm not in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags.

you would be asked to join the queue behind the pretty girls all waiting in line"

can you iron clothes, clean and do dishes whilst you wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of questions for you. So I think we could have some drinks and food while we chat. I have a few book ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kiss, a hug, a "how are you?", and "how do you like your G&T?"

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask what's wrong with my tea bags. I'd allow you to have a brew, but I'll crack open a can. Probably invite some guys round just to spice it up a bit.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Big hug, welcome you in, put kettle on... Then enjoy the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "

Kiss in the cheek as we hug then lead u to the kitchen to get u a beer or wine then relax see how things go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, BG is already here so I'd invite you in and suggest a threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physically attractive but far too complicated for me so probably just politely say hi and wait with you while the next magic bus came along.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bring your own teabags and I would be offended and not let you in. "

Do you do loose leaf? I like strong tea with a gesture of milk and 1 sugar, bag in first obviously, or a teapot, what kind of set up have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle, wrestle and cuddle whilst watching old top gear episodes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be welcomed with open arms and legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd welcome you in , get the kettle on so you can make a brew then sit down and discuss the ins and outs of rimming and large cocks. We can compare notes and no doubt laugh at a few horror stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slam the door in ya face. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admittedly I'm a coffee man but I don't discriminate you would be welcome to bring round your tea and associated paraphernalia!

I would offer kisses, a kettle, freshly baked cake and a cosy sofa, we could snuggle whilst watching the fireworks through the window before hopefully starting some of our own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big open fire, Jammies, eat shit food, watch last nights Munster match and I'd gift you a tshirt owned by Connor Murray!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring your own teabags and I would be offended and not let you in.

Do you do loose leaf? I like strong tea with a gesture of milk and 1 sugar, bag in first obviously, or a teapot, what kind of set up have you got?"

I have loose leaf and bags. I have two tea pots, rarely used as I do only tend to use them for guests.

I have Yorkshire tea, Twinings English Breakfast and everyday in bag form.

A selection of green and fruit teas, if that's your thing.

And an assam and an oolong, in loose leaf form.

And a variety of odd mugs to drink from.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

You wouldn't as we've gone out. You should've phoned 1st

JG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the tea fire on some snacks and see where the night goes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Brews,nails and a good old cock inspection

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

If you turned up on our doorstep I would think all our birthdays had come at once

Xxxx

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Bring your own polish and dusters but we will provide the vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you turned up on our doorstep I would think all our birthdays had come at once

Xxxx"

And Christmas lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would put the kettle on , make a brew , offer you a cigarette and call a vwe friend over .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, BG is already here so I'd invite you in and suggest a threesome.

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No food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, BG is already here so I'd invite you in and suggest a threesome.

"

Savage craic. I'll bring booze!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bring your own polish and dusters but we will provide the vacuum cleaner "

I actually have everything in the boot, my Henry, beeswax polish, regular polish, reflect for chrome, glass and mirrors, glint for stainless steel, razorback rapid degreaser for kitchens, zaflora, cleanfast industrial bathroom cleaners. I have telescopic dusters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "

straight to bed and stay there for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags.

straight to bed and stay there for hours "

How far away are you from jades garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be gobsmacked that you'd got through the razor wire.

Then I'd put the kettle on as you've bought some tea bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags.

straight to bed and stay there for hours

How far away are you from jades garden?"
Cwmbran?... not too far

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bring a bottle or your not getting in

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Well, BG is already here so I'd invite you in and suggest a threesome.

No food? "

Stop stiring, you know fine well I remember the correct answer to that.

I bought them weeks ago, just in case...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mind boggles...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I don't know who BG is...... but you Teabag..... let me see.....

I'd keep you arm's length. Fill you with good red and listen to the blissfull bullshit that runs through your veins , rattles your head and leaves your mouth.

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

I would get you in from the cold, get the kettle on or crack open a vino/beer.

Pick my jaw up off the floor and then get my cheeky side ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invite my buddy over and watch the pair of you fuck. You'd like him.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I'd be looking for something original and fresh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bring your own polish and dusters but we will provide the vacuum cleaner

I actually have everything in the boot, my Henry, beeswax polish, regular polish, reflect for chrome, glass and mirrors, glint for stainless steel, razorback rapid degreaser for kitchens, zaflora, cleanfast industrial bathroom cleaners. I have telescopic dusters. "

If you've got your own milk too then you'd be most welcome. I can offer a kettle, water, mug, spoon and sugar.

I'd like to measure your hand potatoes and delve into your head to see what makes you tick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give you a hug, invite you in and put the kettle on, and then have a good gossip with you and put the world to rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By my husband....who would have no idea what Fab is.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'd fuck the living daylights out of you, but you'd be disappointed with the size of the tool used..

You'd get the movie, food and stuff that BG got after as I think that's the right way round for you reading your posts..plus I'd be worried you'd fuck off after the food

I'd also wonder if you were lost

S

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By *nnaandchrisCouple
over a year ago

loughton

Let Chris babysit and hit the town...x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You would have a little Shih Tzu on your lap all night.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Bring your own polish and dusters but we will provide the vacuum cleaner

I actually have everything in the boot, my Henry, beeswax polish, regular polish, reflect for chrome, glass and mirrors, glint for stainless steel, razorback rapid degreaser for kitchens, zaflora, cleanfast industrial bathroom cleaners. I have telescopic dusters. "

Your hired we pay in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd probably be a bit surprised but a bottle of wine or two would likely be opened. Not terribly original but there you go. If you're lucky we might treat you to Domino's. We know how to spoil a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a really good curry in my slow cooker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got my mate here now so you'd have two of us turning up, I'm trying to convince her to have a double boobie picture with me!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I've got my mate here now so you'd have two of us turning up, I'm trying to convince her to have a double boobie picture with me!"

Get the booze out, sorted

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got my mate here now so you'd have two of us turning up, I'm trying to convince her to have a double boobie picture with me!"

Two on one? Is this some kind of trick question?

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

brandy n

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just sit and listen to you talk

I love your posts and reckon you'd be great company and a right laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd get the Bottom dvds out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"copying BG's thread!

Honest answers, if I magically appeared at your door now what would we get up to?

Fight, dress up, have nails done oh and I don't like cream or butter or margarine, I'll bring my own teabags. "

With open arms by myself who would like to play with ya and with 101 questions by my wife about your tattoo as she's going for one very similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got my mate here now so you'd have two of us turning up, I'm trying to convince her to have a double boobie picture with me!"

id open the door and make it triple boob pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got my mate here now so you'd have two of us turning up, I'm trying to convince her to have a double boobie picture with me!"

Oh dear, might be too much for our poor hearts

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