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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be bugged all evening by my dogs; one would be trying to eat your hair, the other you would want to cuddle all evening. My son would be hogging the large sofa, so we would be squished up on the small one, with the dogs. After 15 minutes of that we would chip off to the pub, get d*unk and sing Karaoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x"

Easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off out for a couple of drinks tonight but you're happy to tag along

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

We could play tiddlywinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd be bugged all evening by my dogs; one would be trying to eat your hair, the other you would want to cuddle all evening. My son would be hogging the large sofa, so we would be squished up on the small one, with the dogs. After 15 minutes of that we would chip off to the pub, get d*unk and sing Karaoke."

similar to this though would be cuddles off my cat and minus the son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have to let yourself in and entertain yourself - I'm out for most of the evening

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Vodka.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have a quickie then fuck off to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd be bugged all evening by my dogs; one would be trying to eat your hair, the other you would want to cuddle all evening. My son would be hogging the large sofa, so we would be squished up on the small one, with the dogs. After 15 minutes of that we would chip off to the pub, get d*unk and sing Karaoke.

similar to this though would be cuddles off my cat and minus the son "

Unfortunately we don't have any animals for you to cuddle up with , so I guess you'd have to settle for us !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would feed you a feast of good food and drinks.

We'd stay up enjoying life, till we fell asleep.

I might wake you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x"

I think go the pub..decent place with roaring fire..then back to ours and excuse myself while I nip the loo..come back open mouthed to lady couch sexy time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would feed you a feast of good food and drinks.

We'd stay up enjoying life, till we fell asleep.

I might wake you. "

Foooood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would be buggered senseless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be waiting on my doorstep I'm afraid BG. I'm working all bloody evening

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By *asy going swingersCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

A heated debate on political issues..... while naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a few drinks and swap successful or disastrous FAB MEETS or both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at a gig tonight so you would have to cuddle my dog for company. I'd leave you a few nibbles, some booze and a few toys to play with though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order some food in,drink some alcohol and watch a few films on the sofa under a blanket with pillows curled up arms wrapped around you. Possible fall asleep on sofa midway through the film and wake up at the end of it haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PJs, pizza, a few films and then fucking.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You'd be waiting on my doorstep I'm afraid BG. I'm working all bloody evening "

You are due a bloody long holiday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre drinks then pubs and a dodgy dirty club that we'd dance the night like twats and not care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd be waiting on my doorstep I'm afraid BG. I'm working all bloody evening

You are due a bloody long holiday!"

January. Lock up your husbands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd definitely be having sex, I'm not going to pretend I'd just make you a cup of tea, I'm enough of a gentleman to be courteous, but not so much of one that I wouldn't try to get in your knickers.

Just being honest

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You'd be waiting on my doorstep I'm afraid BG. I'm working all bloody evening

You are due a bloody long holiday!

January. Lock up your husbands. "

I like the husbands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would be wathcing the football and snack on some haribos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAKE then we could maybe eat some CAKE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PJs, pizza, a few films and then fucking."

Can the pjs be optional?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Anything you wanted to do .... I am easy and have no plans !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PJs, pizza, a few films and then fucking.

Can the pjs be optional? "

Everything is optional other than the fucking part.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You'd be waiting on my doorstep I'm afraid BG. I'm working all bloody evening

You are due a bloody long holiday!

January. Lock up your husbands.

I like the husbands "

Can I pretend to be married then, just for the purposes of your particular post you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd get a Chinese and get shitfaced on cider

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By *asy going swingersCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"You'd be waiting on my doorstep I'm afraid BG. I'm working all bloody evening

You are due a bloody long holiday!

January. Lock up your husbands. "

Dam why am I so far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PJs, pizza, a few films and then fucking.

Can the pjs be optional?

Everything is optional other than the fucking part."

Ideal. Carbs are out.

Let's fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy so sorry move on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'd get a Chinese and get shitfaced on cider "

Just the cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x"

Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.

After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.

How's that sound for starters?

Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice

Beard"

I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x

Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.

After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.

How's that sound for starters?

Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....

"

I hate cats

But I'll show you my nips for the craic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would feed you a feast of good food and drinks.

We'd stay up enjoying life, till we fell asleep.

I might wake you.

Foooood "

It's the food that gets a woman's attention. If only I knew this earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x

Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.

After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.

How's that sound for starters?

Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....

I hate cats

But I'll show you my nips for the craic "

Save yourself the trip then, just pop 'em in the post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x

Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.

After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.

How's that sound for starters?

Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....

I hate cats

But I'll show you my nips for the craic

Save yourself the trip then, just pop 'em in the post.

"

Fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice

Beard

I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you? "

No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly gin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice

Beard

I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?

No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner "

Your woman is a total liar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mostly gin."

I'll bring some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be walking funny tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess clem could entertain you while i sulk because I'm not eating or drinking. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mostly gin."

This... except I dont have gin.. so wine or bouron.

oh and probably a little naughtyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x

Well, first of all you'd have say hello to the cats and they'd have to accept you.

After that it's open a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, put on a film and scoochie up on the settee in front of a roaring fire.

How's that sound for starters?

Oh, there'd probably be nipple inspections at some point....

I hate cats

But I'll show you my nips for the craic

Save yourself the trip then, just pop 'em in the post.

Fucker "

Love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance. I'd make us sticky chicken skewers, garlic bread, garlic mushrooms, wedges. I'd make shortbread and melt some galaxy in a bowl to dip the shortbread in. I'd get all the hard skin off your feet with my scholl pedi, I'd do your toenails with shellac nail polish, give you a head massage and show you my collection of penis pictures and videos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance. I'd make us sticky chicken skewers, garlic bread, garlic mushrooms, wedges. I'd make shortbread and melt some galaxy in a bowl to dip the shortbread in. I'd get all the hard skin off your feet with my scholl pedi, I'd do your toenails with shellac nail polish, give you a head massage and show you my collection of penis pictures and videos. "

I'd fucking love to do this with you. I can imagine the laughs!

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By *uck.Squeeze.Bang.BlowCouple
over a year ago

nottingham


"Pre drinks then pubs and a dodgy dirty club that we'd dance the night like twats and not care"

That's sounds like a great night is it an open invitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance"

well shit, best chick flicks Ive ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance. I'd make us sticky chicken skewers, garlic bread, garlic mushrooms, wedges. I'd make shortbread and melt some galaxy in a bowl to dip the shortbread in. I'd get all the hard skin off your feet with my scholl pedi, I'd do your toenails with shellac nail polish, give you a head massage and show you my collection of penis pictures and videos.

I'd fucking love to do this with you. I can imagine the laughs! "

Well if you ever come over to South Wales you can sleep over like, I have a guest room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt matter the OP is way out of my league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x"

getpissed,,n show ya my wardrobe ,,

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x"

Well if we didn't know you were coming we'd order takeout & some naughty sweets & popcorn, chat, watch a film, play some drop the innuendo, touch your bum when you squeeze past us in the kitchen while we chat..and then knowing H you'll be halfway through a sentence & she'll just start snogging you...and well you know...

If you were expected, the food would be here already & the toys would be already out by the bed

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance

well shit, best chick flicks Ive ever seen

"

I forgot drive, can't have a chick flick night without Gosling!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Check if you like big dogs.

Then stick the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice

Beard

I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?

No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner

Your woman is a total liar. "

Oooh I'll tell her you said that!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

stick the kettle on and ask if you were ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so first of all we'd put onesies on then we'd have a chick flick marathon, the craft, Deathproof, lady vengeance. I'd make us sticky chicken skewers, garlic bread, garlic mushrooms, wedges. I'd make shortbread and melt some galaxy in a bowl to dip the shortbread in. I'd get all the hard skin off your feet with my scholl pedi, I'd do your toenails with shellac nail polish, give you a head massage and show you my collection of penis pictures and videos.

I'd fucking love to do this with you. I can imagine the laughs!

Well if you ever come over to South Wales you can sleep over like, I have a guest room. "

I'm gonna take a trip over for some rugby, so this is highly possible!

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x

Well if we didn't know you were coming we'd order takeout & some naughty sweets & popcorn, chat, watch a film, play some drop the innuendo, touch your bum when you squeeze past us in the kitchen while we chat..and then knowing H you'll be halfway through a sentence & she'll just start snogging you...and well you know...

If you were expected, the food would be here already & the toys would be already out by the bed

S"

Fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice

Beard

I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?

No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner

Your woman is a total liar.

Oooh I'll tell her you said that! "

Do, and I'll also tell her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be worried I had a stalker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be worried I had a stalker "

I'm a friendly perv, tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You no id just spend all nite lovin your tits. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'd watch Netflix on the sofa, since Redhead isn't here you can have her spot. I might even break out the good biscuits if you're nice

Beard

I'm always nice. Didn't she tell you?

No, she said that you made her ferry you about half of the north of England then tried to buy her affections with dinner

Your woman is a total liar.

Oooh I'll tell her you said that!

Do, and I'll also tell her! "

Right! No good biscuits for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be worried I had a stalker

I'm a friendly perv, tbf "

Ok I'll come out from behind the sofa and turn the lights back on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be worried I had a stalker

I'm a friendly perv, tbf

Ok I'll come out from behind the sofa and turn the lights back on"

Do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x"

You really want to know do you

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I would say fancy a fuck

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Hypothetically speaking, of course...

What would we get up to?

BG x"

Its obvious, innit?

We'd play Monopoly.

You can learn a lot about someone by how they play Monopoly.

Then Jayne would get all horny and insist on a game of Lingerie Twister... its the same as normal Twister, but the ladies wear lingerie.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Knowing my luck I'd end up doing your ironing and then helping you get back together with your ex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck I'd end up doing your ironing and then helping you get back together with your ex "

Ironing, possibly.

My ex, fuck no!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Just got the game of thrones box set, you would be welcome snuggling under a blanket watching them.

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