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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The world needs more Lerts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kilroy was here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Free the Indianapolis 500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free Willie...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

thankyou you made me smile today xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Kilroy was here! "

Spike Milligan was here more like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thankyou you made me smile today xx"

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xx"

tough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kilroy was here!

Spike Milligan was here more like "

A cure for seasickness is sit under a tree !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x"

This isn't my wife under another profile is it?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it? "

no im not married, totally single x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it? no im not married, totally single x"

Reeeeeealllyyyyyyy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it? "

I am Brian, and so is my wife!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it? no im not married, totally single x

Reeeeeealllyyyyyyy "

yeah really why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was alert earlier when some kids thought it was fun to throws stones at a cat that someone had tied to a fence

animal cruelty makes me so mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it? no im not married, totally single x

Reeeeeealllyyyyyyy yeah really why? "

Sorry that came across wrong, was surprised cause you're quite beautiful but then realised there was reasons you are single, my stupid fault, sorry about that x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it? no im not married, totally single x

Reeeeeealllyyyyyyy yeah really why?

Sorry that came across wrong, was surprised cause you're quite beautiful but then realised there was reasons you are single, my stupid fault, sorry about that x "

the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of."

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit "

you arent looking for a permanent resident, are you?xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit "

She said man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it? no im not married, totally single x

Reeeeeealllyyyyyyy yeah really why?

Sorry that came across wrong, was surprised cause you're quite beautiful but then realised there was reasons you are single, my stupid fault, sorry about that x the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of."

Ah ok xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man "

oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x"

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x"

Crikey, I'll have to put ma shades on now for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be invisible

whispers who said that b4 quietly leaving thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was alert earlier when some kids thought it was fun to throws stones at a cat that someone had tied to a fence

animal cruelty makes me so mad "

Well I hope you bashed their heads in with said stones they where using for the cat.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself "

well, if you are lucky

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Crikey, I'll have to put ma shades on now for a bit "

yes, save me from the pools xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself "

Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th? "

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them."

Oh, that's a bugger

I'm sure we can meet up at some point in the not too distant future though

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them.

Oh, that's a bugger

I'm sure we can meet up at some point in the not too distant future though "

and me, and me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them.

Oh, that's a bugger

I'm sure we can meet up at some point in the not too distant future though and me, and me "

I'm gonna need me a bigger diary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them.

Oh, that's a bugger

I'm sure we can meet up at some point in the not too distant future though and me, and me

I'm gonna need me a bigger diary "

Lol should I book a hotel room?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I keep seeing signs saying 'This Door is Alarmed!'

Must be the fireworks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them.

Oh, that's a bugger

I'm sure we can meet up at some point in the not too distant future though and me, and me

I'm gonna need me a bigger diary

Lol should I book a hotel room? "

Sounds like a plan, last time Suzy came to Derby with her friend she stopped in an hotel about 2 mins walk from where I live.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I keep seeing signs saying 'This Door is Alarmed!'

Must be the fireworks"

It's the doors that are ajar that you need to be wary of

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them.

Oh, that's a bugger

I'm sure we can meet up at some point in the not too distant future though and me, and me

I'm gonna need me a bigger diary

Lol should I book a hotel room?

Sounds like a plan, last time Suzy came to Derby with her friend she stopped in an hotel about 2 mins walk from where I live. "

to be fair thats a very expensive hotel..sure there is somewhere else, nearby but less expensive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep seeing signs saying 'This Door is Alarmed!'

Must be the fireworks"

i'm keeping Dexter in though i like the alarm sign i wonder if it will work on him

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I keep seeing signs saying 'This Door is Alarmed!'

Must be the fireworks

It's the doors that are ajar that you need to be wary of "

Mmm! Maybe we need a 'doors' mental health awareness day, they seem a bit confused

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I keep seeing signs saying 'This Door is Alarmed!'

Must be the fireworks

It's the doors that are ajar that you need to be wary of

Mmm! Maybe we need a 'doors' mental health awareness day, they seem a bit confused "

there male doors so always confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Male doors? Voddy?

Do you have a thing for doorknobs?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them.

Oh, that's a bugger

I'm sure we can meet up at some point in the not too distant future though and me, and me

I'm gonna need me a bigger diary

Lol should I book a hotel room?

Sounds like a plan, last time Suzy came to Derby with her friend she stopped in an hotel about 2 mins walk from where I live. to be fair thats a very expensive hotel..sure there is somewhere else, nearby but less expensive x"

There definitely is young lady xx

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Kilroy was here!

Spike Milligan was here more like

Love a bit of spike.

Dr ordell fell down a well,

This proves Dr's should tend to the sick,

And leave the well alone! "

Ah! You have to love Spike Milligan

''I love you in your negligee..

I love you in your nightie..

But when moonlight flits..

Across your tits!

By fucking christ almighty!''

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"the reason is i cant find a suitable man..end of.

I've been told I scrub up quite well when I wear a suit

She said man oh hes lovely, ive met him..could get lost in his eyes honestly x

Sounds wonderful, I'd like to meet him myself Are you going to Mrs SB's Manchester social on the 19th?

No unfortunately I'm working the weekends now until Christmas so gunna be missing them.

Oh, that's a bugger

I'm sure we can meet up at some point in the not too distant future though and me, and me

I'm gonna need me a bigger diary

Lol should I book a hotel room?

Sounds like a plan, last time Suzy came to Derby with her friend she stopped in an hotel about 2 mins walk from where I live. to be fair thats a very expensive hotel..sure there is somewhere else, nearby but less expensive x

There definitely is young lady xx "

i wasnt hinting Ace but love to come and visit if that's an offer x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


""Kilroy was here!

Spike Milligan was here more like "

Love a bit of spike.

Dr ordell fell down a well,

This proves Dr's should tend to the sick,

And leave the well alone!"

He came out with some good shit, used to love his Q series

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"i wasnt hinting Ace but love to come and visit if that's an offer x"

Of course it is, at least give me a couple of hours notice so I can wash the pots though xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i wasnt hinting Ace but love to come and visit if that's an offer x

Of course it is, at least give me a couple of hours notice so I can wash the pots though xx"

takes me three hours to get to you and with your packed diary i think we should arrange a convenient date x

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it?

I am Brian, and so is my wife!"

And we are the Judean people's front kwack suicide squad..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"thankyou you made me smile today xx

Well if I've made one person smile today my work is done xxtough job, but you managed it. i appreciate you x

This isn't my wife under another profile is it?

I am Brian, and so is my wife!

And we are the Judean people's front kwack suicide squad.."

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Male doors? Voddy?

Do you have a thing for doorknobs? "

only tea shop knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kilroy was here!

Spike Milligan was here more like

Love a bit of spike.

Dr ordell fell down a well,

This proves Dr's should tend to the sick,

And leave the well alone!

Ah! You have to love Spike Milligan

''I love you in your negligee..

I love you in your nightie..

But when moonlight flits..

Across your tits!

By fucking christ almighty!''"

Lol

Unfortunately I left a line out of the ditty.

Dr ordell fell down a well and broke his collar bone,

This proves Dr's should tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

Sorry for making a mess first time.

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