FabSwingers.com forum: My mandatory V topic

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Since it's the 5th of November....

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [carves 'V' into poster on wall] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why is there no vagina?

He says call him 'v' - although it's a bit vague.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is there no vagina?

He says call him 'v' - although it's a bit vague. "

Ah but maybe that "V" stands for Vergil.....

I wouldn't want to be called Vergil....

I mean it's not a bad name but its not the sort of name I'd be comfortable with on here...

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

He could be Vernon Kaye

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He could be Vernon Kaye"

To be called Vernon on a swingers site you'd need a mustachio a checked sports jacket, a Slazenger "V" neck jumper and a pair Farah slacks,,,,, Oh and slip-on shoes ....