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"different day. Ahh but a good day "and an even better night  | |||
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"different day. Ahh but a good day
and an even better night " - genuine morning after grin
Life is good | |||
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"different day. Ahh but a good day
and an even better night "I didnt see you hiding under the duvet???  | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!  "Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-) | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)"you selling knock off grins...cheap??? | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???"Giving em away if you have a token! | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!"um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol . A miserable bitch I shall stay. | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay."yeah am a miserable bitch too today. still in bed, naked and by myself...  | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay."Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
yeah am a miserable bitch too today. still in bed, naked and by myself... "You never did give me those instructions last night
oh and good morning everyone xxxxxx or fitm handshake as appropriate | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it"waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy. | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
yeah am a miserable bitch too today. still in bed, naked and by myself...
You never did give me those instructions last night
oh and good morning everyone xxxxxx or fitm handshake as appropriate"Morning carless hows it hanging | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy. "Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle* | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
yeah am a miserable bitch too today. still in bed, naked and by myself...
You never did give me those instructions last night
oh and good morning everyone xxxxxx or fitm handshake as appropriate
Morning carless hows it hanging "Hey its the weekend, got the sports car to drive and the RAC on the way to look at the other one so who knows things might just be looking up lol | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*"promise???? | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
yeah am a miserable bitch too today. still in bed, naked and by myself...
You never did give me those instructions last night
oh and good morning everyone xxxxxx or fitm handshake as appropriate
Morning carless hows it hanging
Hey its the weekend, got the sports car to drive and the RAC on the way to look at the other one so who knows things might just be looking up lol"Its a good day for the RAC, seen a few vans out and about this morning. As for her in doors, well i hope your putting your foot down  | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????"Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol"lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
yeah am a miserable bitch too today. still in bed, naked and by myself...
You never did give me those instructions last night
oh and good morning everyone xxxxxx or fitm handshake as appropriate"instructions.....ok then...instructions are just.....get ya kit off am horny
and anyhow "good morning" whats so good about it??? told ya am miserable, horny and alone | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha "is this a private orgy or can anyone join in? | |||
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"different day. Ahh but a good day
and an even better night
I didnt see you hiding under the duvet??? "i mean tonight ya doughnut lol | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha
is this a private orgy or can anyone join in? "oh its open to the public...national orgy day. | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha "Have you pig tails in or is it the shaggy just fkd look? I will base my believe reply on that | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
yeah am a miserable bitch too today. still in bed, naked and by myself...
You never did give me those instructions last night
oh and good morning everyone xxxxxx or fitm handshake as appropriate
instructions.....ok then...instructions are just.....get ya kit off am horny
and anyhow "good morning" whats so good about it??? told ya am miserable, horny and alone "Will be good for you if you get to meet me I haven't got any kit on to take off  | |||
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"tut...presents should always be wrapped! "Just for you I'll put my shorts on then | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha
is this a private orgy or can anyone join in?
oh its open to the public...national orgy day. "hope its free to get in also...coz no clothes mean no pockets | |||
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"tut...presents should always be wrapped!
Just for you I'll put my shorts on then "Thanks....I like to have a feel of my present through the packaging before I unwrap them.... ...warms hands | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha
is this a private orgy or can anyone join in?
oh its open to the public...national orgy day.
hope its free to get in also...coz no clothes mean no pockets"gift of the gab usually works but I could always wear a bumbag | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha
is this a private orgy or can anyone join in?
oh its open to the public...national orgy day.
hope its free to get in also...coz no clothes mean no pockets"Cant you slip a tenner under your boobie??? | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
yeah am a miserable bitch too today. still in bed, naked and by myself...
You never did give me those instructions last night
oh and good morning everyone xxxxxx or fitm handshake as appropriate
instructions.....ok then...instructions are just.....get ya kit off am horny
and anyhow "good morning" whats so good about it??? told ya am miserable, horny and alone
Will be good for you if you get to meet me I haven't got any kit on to take off "mmmh nice...but just read your profile and it sez your articulate. i just want a man who grunts at the moment and who can make me a cuppa tea afterwards | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha
is this a private orgy or can anyone join in?
oh its open to the public...national orgy day.
hope its free to get in also...coz no clothes mean no pockets"totally free. Infact I think The Times were doing coupons you could collect for the event..Bit like sports for schools, only better...and for adults of course! | |||
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"tut...presents should always be wrapped!
Just for you I'll put my shorts on then
Thanks....I like to have a feel of my present through the packaging before I unwrap them.......warms hands"thank got your hands are warm, you know what cold can do to a guy lol | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha
is this a private orgy or can anyone join in?
oh its open to the public...national orgy day.
hope its free to get in also...coz no clothes mean no pockets
Cant you slip a tenner under your boobie??? "just slit open the scars again and use my boobies as a purse you mean?? | |||
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"right enough of the happy people!
Nowt wrong with having a grin on your face. Want one !;-)
you selling knock off grins...cheap???
Giving em away if you have a token!
um no token, and my ass is not up for branding lol. A miserable bitch I shall stay.
Ok ok i will fit ya in if you waggle it
waggle!...good grief how forward...I couldnt possibly, Im shy.
Take my hand you will be perfectly safe *evil chuckle*
promise????
Yep Mind you depends what you call safe lol
lol and also depends on if you believe I am shy!.....mwah ha ha ha ha
is this a private orgy or can anyone join in?
oh its open to the public...national orgy day.
hope its free to get in also...coz no clothes mean no pockets
totally free. Infact I think The Times were doing coupons you could collect for the event..Bit like sports for schools, only better...and for adults of course!"The Times! you posh bird you I make do with the Telegraph | |||
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"tut...presents should always be wrapped!
Just for you I'll put my shorts on then
Thanks....I like to have a feel of my present through the packaging before I unwrap them.......warms hands
thank got your hands are warm, you know what cold can do to a guy lol"and know what a hot mouth can do as well  | |||
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"tut...presents should always be wrapped!
Just for you I'll put my shorts on then
Thanks....I like to have a feel of my present through the packaging before I unwrap them.......warms hands
thank got your hands are warm, you know what cold can do to a guy lol
and know what a hot mouth can do as well "I know what the thought of a warm mouth is doing to me right now | |||
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"and btw I can grunt at the right time and make an exceptional cup of tea xxx" at thats it am convinced...just shut the fook up while i sit on your face and read the telegraph and drink my cuppa | |||
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"tut...presents should always be wrapped!
Just for you I'll put my shorts on then
Thanks....I like to have a feel of my present through the packaging before I unwrap them.......warms hands
thank got your hands are warm, you know what cold can do to a guy lol
and know what a hot mouth can do as well
I know what the thought of a warm mouth is doing to me right now "warming the cockles of your heart i take it | |||
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"and btw I can grunt at the right time and make an exceptional cup of tea xxx at thats it am convinced...just shut the fook up while i sit on your face and read the telegraph and drink my cuppa" sounds like we've got a deal xxxx | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned! "filth...where...what....want some ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol... | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned! "don't look at me im sat in the corner reading paper | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol..."or peanuts! | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
don't look at me im sat in the corner reading paper "nah your most prob sitting in the corner reading your lines. of what your been told to say next | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol..."thats blown it, even though it is alledged I am articulate I can't think of what to say now | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
thats blown it, even though it is alledged I am articulate I can't think of what to say now "try reading The Times!...lol | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
thats blown it, even though it is alledged I am articulate I can't think of what to say now
try reading The Times!...lol"nah the sports pages aren't as good | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
thats blown it, even though it is alledged I am articulate I can't think of what to say now
try reading The Times!...lol"Too hi-brow the times. Times readers spent all the time doing big word crosswords rather than hobnogering. | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
thats blown it, even though it is alledged I am articulate I can't think of what to say now
try reading The Times!...lol
Too hi-brow the times. Times readers spent all the time doing big word crosswords rather than hobnogering. "or both at the same time! I find all fours is the best way to do both. | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!"omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo ok so here it is same old shit unless ya eating sweetcorn peanuts yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's.... | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's...."you know am shy and have led a very sheltered life. and that i was in the church choir for many years wot the chuffing hell is hobnodgering | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's...."you need your head squeezing this morning to get you going??? | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's....
you need your head squeezing this morning to get you going???"dont need to squeeze my head anymore thanks. since leaving the hospital and refraining from painkillers am happy to say am regular. just like talking about number 2's. when i was in hosi, me and the girls well it was our fave subject. only like talking about it, dont like playing with it...yikes yucky monster...been there tried it once and it aint for me...give me a nasty smell under my nose all day....hahaha | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's....
you need your head squeezing this morning to get you going???
dont need to squeeze my head anymore thanks. since leaving the hospital and refraining from painkillers am happy to say am regular. just like talking about number 2's. when i was in hosi, me and the girls well it was our fave subject. only like talking about it, dont like playing with it...yikes yucky monster...been there tried it once and it aint for me...give me a nasty smell under my nose all day....hahaha "Play with it??? Hey its not modelling clay! | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's....
you need your head squeezing this morning to get you going???
dont need to squeeze my head anymore thanks. since leaving the hospital and refraining from painkillers am happy to say am regular. just like talking about number 2's. when i was in hosi, me and the girls well it was our fave subject. only like talking about it, dont like playing with it...yikes yucky monster...been there tried it once and it aint for me...give me a nasty smell under my nose all day....hahaha
Play with it??? Hey its not modelling clay! "must have had a piece of sweetcorn stuck in my nostril at the time | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's....
you need your head squeezing this morning to get you going???
dont need to squeeze my head anymore thanks. since leaving the hospital and refraining from painkillers am happy to say am regular. just like talking about number 2's. when i was in hosi, me and the girls well it was our fave subject. only like talking about it, dont like playing with it...yikes yucky monster...been there tried it once and it aint for me...give me a nasty smell under my nose all day....hahaha
Play with it??? Hey its not modelling clay!
must have had a piece of sweetcorn stuck in my nostril at the time"That is a truly horrible thought lol | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's....
you need your head squeezing this morning to get you going???
dont need to squeeze my head anymore thanks. since leaving the hospital and refraining from painkillers am happy to say am regular. just like talking about number 2's. when i was in hosi, me and the girls well it was our fave subject. only like talking about it, dont like playing with it...yikes yucky monster...been there tried it once and it aint for me...give me a nasty smell under my nose all day....hahaha
Play with it??? Hey its not modelling clay!
must have had a piece of sweetcorn stuck in my nostril at the time
That is a truly horrible thought lol"am just orrible, perverted and absolutely fithy....and proud to say it lol | |||
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"freud would have a field day with this thread "did he eat sweetcorn and read the telegraph??? | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's....
you need your head squeezing this morning to get you going???
dont need to squeeze my head anymore thanks. since leaving the hospital and refraining from painkillers am happy to say am regular. just like talking about number 2's. when i was in hosi, me and the girls well it was our fave subject. only like talking about it, dont like playing with it...yikes yucky monster...been there tried it once and it aint for me...give me a nasty smell under my nose all day....hahaha
Play with it??? Hey its not modelling clay!
must have had a piece of sweetcorn stuck in my nostril at the time
That is a truly horrible thought lol
am just orrible, perverted and absolutely fithy....and proud to say it lol "He he he well that can always be fun. But not with sudo modelling clay, would niff after a bit. *remembers not to drink out of brown mug at gashes house* | |||
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"freud would have a field day with this thread "good morning young lady i am well plucked this morning | |||
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"This thread has degenerated into complete filth...I am shocked....nay stunned!
filth...where...what....want some
ok lets get back to, where were we....oh yeah
same old shit..unless you been eating sweetcorn...lol...
or peanuts!
omg do you suffer from that as well after eating peanuts..the ole nutty slack when going the loo
ok so here it is
same old shit
unless ya eating
sweetcorn
peanuts
yayaya...i know i lower the tone. but my fave subject after sex is number two's....
you need your head squeezing this morning to get you going???
dont need to squeeze my head anymore thanks. since leaving the hospital and refraining from painkillers am happy to say am regular. just like talking about number 2's. when i was in hosi, me and the girls well it was our fave subject. only like talking about it, dont like playing with it...yikes yucky monster...been there tried it once and it aint for me...give me a nasty smell under my nose all day....hahaha
Play with it??? Hey its not modelling clay!
must have had a piece of sweetcorn stuck in my nostril at the time
That is a truly horrible thought lol
am just orrible, perverted and absolutely fithy....and proud to say it lol
He he he well that can always be fun.
But not with sudo modelling clay, would niff after a bit. *remembers not to drink out of brown mug at gashes house* "princess gash to you ya orrible man | |||
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"Naaa im am just cautious. Break out the white mugs and im fine lol So do you to have a potters wheel there? Quite worried at visions coming in to my head now lol "god ya that cautious you repeated yerself i could imagine me on blue peter with a pooh mug....and heres one i made earlier bet i could make a good penis out of a load of pooh....pretty similar dont ya think | |||
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and an even better night
- genuine morning after grin
Life is good"Someone sounds like they had a goodnight | |||
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"different day. Ahh but a good day
and an even better night
- genuine morning after grin
Life is good
Someone sounds like they had a goodnight "Always have a good night, and an afternoon for that matter
After all it is the weekend | |||
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"different day. Ahh but a good day
and an even better night
- genuine morning after grin
Life is good
Someone sounds like they had a goodnight
Always have a good night, and an afternoon for that matter
After all it is the weekend "You're right and im going out to buy some nice things before we go partying tonight | |||
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"ahhh now we had the RAC and know whats wrong with the car and at least we can get it fixed ....... but whathave I missed? have we agreed where the orgy is going to take place?" We got an ickle cottage in Suffolk..... | |||
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"ahhh now we had the RAC and know whats wrong with the car and at least we can get it fixed ....... but whathave I missed? have we agreed where the orgy is going to take place? We got an ickle cottage in Suffolk..... "Got our passports ready | |||
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