FabSwingers.com forum: slogans...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im sure its been done before at some stage but these make me giggle... can you think of anymore???

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

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Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!(ouch! sorry!)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (very poor seller!!!)

For those that remember esso condoms - put a tiger in yer tank

Opal Fruit Condoms.....Made to make your mouth water!

Bounty condoms...A taste of paradise!?

The Pentonville....in for a long stretch

The Yorkshireman....tight as they come!

The B&Q...ideal for do it yourself.

The Harpic...for getting around the bend

The Credit Card Condom: "Your flexible friend" or "Don't leave home without it"

The Yellow Pages Condom: Let your fingers do the wa*king

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

surely the Royal Mail condom should be won't cum on time!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which website did that come from? Made me laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which website did that come from? Made me laugh lol"

mumsnet..

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

marks n sparks condoms not just any condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Abbey National condoms- 'because life is complicated enough'

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

channel five condoms

repeats and repeats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"channel five condoms

repeats and repeats

hehe.. same with the BBC

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

hehe.. same with the BBC

Lol bbc condoms, a whole new meaning

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Jeremy Kyle Condoms - better to be safe than end up on that show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lloyds condoms - for the journey

Volkswagen condoms - think small

Nokia condoms - connecting people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sky sports condoms

Bigger and better

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