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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

Any ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Any ideas"

Bows and glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Any ideas

Bows and glitter "

inspired!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

Oh come on. Who tries harder than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

see my av I've been call a big cock many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine looks quite awesome for it's tier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's a PSA but it's body shaming all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Any ideas

Bows and glitter "

Ill give that some thought maybe even shirt bow tie and top hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is lovely..

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By *ezzelsMan
over a year ago

cheshire and north wales

Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?..not sure I'll ever get to bottom of this dilemma..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?"

quite possibly..

tit for tat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?..not sure I'll ever get to bottom of this dilemma.."

I'm not sure. Is that an ipad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?

quite possibly..

tit for tat "

An eye for an eye and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "
noted will try later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "

I had to ask.

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By *odg123Man
over a year ago

southampton

I've tried various possibilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine most of the time PA and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "

kinda got a pic like that I'll make public but your a size queen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.

kinda got a pic like that I'll make public but your a size queen lol "

She didn't mind mine. You can but try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont know why i bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile "

That looks like it would say "thwack" or "biff" if you slapped that against my cheek. Very heavy looking, wowza!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Oh come on. Who tries harder than me "

Well sexybrain always seems to be promoting his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile

That looks like it would say "thwack" or "biff" if you slapped that against my cheek. Very heavy looking, wowza!"

Lol. I thought I was special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile

That looks like it would say "thwack" or "biff" if you slapped that against my cheek. Very heavy looking, wowza!"

damn and only if i were a year older i could message you and say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Oh come on. Who tries harder than me

Well sexybrain always seems to be promoting his "

Good point. But his photoshop skills are shite. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope mine doesn't look like a odd mushroom, pics on my profile

That looks like it would say "thwack" or "biff" if you slapped that against my cheek. Very heavy looking, wowza!"

"thwack".......u devil

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Oh come on. Who tries harder than me

Well sexybrain always seems to be promoting his

Good point. But his photoshop skills are shite. Lol"

Yeah, I let him write his username on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Oh come on. Who tries harder than me

Well sexybrain always seems to be promoting his

Good point. But his photoshop skills are shite. Lol

Yeah, I let him write his username on mine "

I'd be lucky to find a pen thin enough to be legible on mine

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

So says the woman who pics are so fantastic if you don't like them don't look at them your not perfect either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm perfect if that helps

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?"

Very good point but how many vags pics are sent to your inbox on a daily basis? Imagine being a woman here, it's an endless ugly sausage fest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?

Very good point but how many vags pics are sent to your inbox on a daily basis? Imagine being a woman here, it's an endless ugly sausage fest "

Tbh my cock pics are on show. I don't send them unless asked. You'll just have to put up with my Ugly mug instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "

Contender for post of the year, surely?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With so many cock pics on here you definitely have to try to be original n stand out.

Comedy cock pics are the best way to do this I reckon.

Before I had my milk tray cock pic,I had a pic up of my tadger next to a miniature can of lynx,got me quite a few fabs so it did!

Then there was the guy with googly eyes on his wanger,which was pretty funny!

Funnier still though was whenever guys posted threads asking for advice/tips,he would always chip in with..."Have you tried putting googly eyes on your penis?"

Funny as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With so many cock pics on here you definitely have to try to be original n stand out.

Comedy cock pics are the best way to do this I reckon.

Before I had my milk tray cock pic,I had a pic up of my tadger next to a miniature can of lynx,got me quite a few fabs so it did!

Then there was the guy with googly eyes on his wanger,which was pretty funny!

Funnier still though was whenever guys posted threads asking for advice/tips,he would always chip in with..."Have you tried putting googly eyes on your penis?"

Funny as fuck! "

I am said googly one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With so many cock pics on here you definitely have to try to be original n stand out.

Comedy cock pics are the best way to do this I reckon.

Before I had my milk tray cock pic,I had a pic up of my tadger next to a miniature can of lynx,got me quite a few fabs so it did!

Then there was the guy with googly eyes on his wanger,which was pretty funny!

Funnier still though was whenever guys posted threads asking for advice/tips,he would always chip in with..."Have you tried putting googly eyes on your penis?"

Funny as fuck!

I am said googly one "

Googly penis eyed legend!

You n your googly eyed tadger take a bow my good man,comedy cock shot masterclass right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With so many cock pics on here you definitely have to try to be original n stand out.

Comedy cock pics are the best way to do this I reckon.

Before I had my milk tray cock pic,I had a pic up of my tadger next to a miniature can of lynx,got me quite a few fabs so it did!

Then there was the guy with googly eyes on his wanger,which was pretty funny!

Funnier still though was whenever guys posted threads asking for advice/tips,he would always chip in with..."Have you tried putting googly eyes on your penis?"

Funny as fuck!

I am said googly one

Googly penis eyed legend!

You n your googly eyed tadger take a bow my good man,comedy cock shot masterclass right there! "

One day people might work out its a penis in them photos

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?

Very good point but how many vags pics are sent to your inbox on a daily basis? Imagine being a woman here, it's an endless ugly sausage fest

Tbh my cock pics are on show. I don't send them unless asked. You'll just have to put up with my Ugly mug instead"

Yes I looked. Fabulous dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Hey, look, I totally agree (ignoring my photo) - but isn't your status similar to men disrespecting women's vaginas by calling them all-sorts of hideous shit?

Very good point but how many vags pics are sent to your inbox on a daily basis? Imagine being a woman here, it's an endless ugly sausage fest

Tbh my cock pics are on show. I don't send them unless asked. You'll just have to put up with my Ugly mug instead

Yes I looked. Fabulous dick pics "

Shh. They're not dick pics. Don't give the game away

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By *odg123Man
over a year ago

southampton

I try ??

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I think mine are quite good actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to take mine with a super macro lense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it possibly to take a good dick pic lol

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Happy with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some woman need a fanny pic master class.

Just balancing things out. Yin/yang.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.

Just balancing things out. Yin/yang. "

Of course some women do. Because we all know how often menfolk get inboxes flooded with remote controlled stuffed pussies or ones hovering over a toilet seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is what it is... I make no apologies; but I do sell eye bleach for those that require it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

briefly showing mine from my private setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.

Just balancing things out. Yin/yang.

Of course some women do. Because we all know how often menfolk get inboxes flooded with remote controlled stuffed pussies or ones hovering over a toilet seat."

Now I don't need to point out there's a lot of members on here and there are a variety of pictures from ladies, they can be arty, sexy and downright filthy.

A sky remote? I've seen worse shoved up there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.

Just balancing things out. Yin/yang. "

Start your own thread then.., hijacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine are ok...not a toilet in sight

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I think mine are quite good actually "

Could use a close up

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..

basically you aren't very kinky/ creative

i like kinky and creative cock owners...

if i have to see pics of them at all.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.

Just balancing things out. Yin/yang. "

I'm off to glitter mine up right now.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..

basically you aren't very kinky/ creative

i like kinky and creative cock owners...

if i have to see pics of them at all."

I feel like this should be a photo challenge

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Well me and H were doughnut bobbing in the week for a laugh, didn't take a pic though.

S

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I think mine are quite good actually

Could use a close up "

It would be a pleasure

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..

basically you aren't very kinky/ creative

i like kinky and creative cock owners...

if i have to see pics of them at all.

I feel like this should be a photo challenge "
go for it x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Well me and H were doughnut bobbing in the week for a laugh, didn't take a pic though.

S"

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aint hoop jumping for no foof....

although that has given me an idea.... I wonder if you can still buy hoopla sets... off to Amazon I go.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine don't involve props but they're not bad if I do say so myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes we just have ugly cocks ok!

And ugly faces too....

Shit what can I use!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Well me and H were doughnut bobbing in the week for a laugh, didn't take a pic though.

S

Are you sure? "

I said nothing about a vid did I

S

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

never send cock pics, have a few on my profile but the ratio cock shots the other pics is pretty good.

am quite proud of my pics I feel they have a good sense of individuality

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..

basically you aren't very kinky/ creative

i like kinky and creative cock owners...

if i have to see pics of them at all."

Noted

Prefer to keep mine at least partially hidden...stops the embarassing pointing and laughing that way!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Well me and H were doughnut bobbing in the week for a laugh, didn't take a pic though.

S

Are you sure?

I said nothing about a vid did I

S"

Dunking donuts?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..

basically you aren't very kinky/ creative

i like kinky and creative cock owners...

if i have to see pics of them at all.

Noted

Prefer to keep mine at least partially hidden...stops the embarrassing pointing and laughing that way!!"
hey handsome xx if they are going to be presented for display, i like presents, thats all im saying

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..

basically you aren't very kinky/ creative

i like kinky and creative cock owners...

if i have to see pics of them at all.

Noted

Prefer to keep mine at least partially hidden...stops the embarrassing pointing and laughing that way!!

hey handsome xx if they are going to be presented for display, i like presents, thats all im saying "

*adds gift wrap to shopping list*

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i haven't seen any displayed in rope or in leather shorts with buckles..i like those..

basically you aren't very kinky/ creative

i like kinky and creative cock owners...

if i have to see pics of them at all.

Noted

Prefer to keep mine at least partially hidden...stops the embarrassing pointing and laughing that way!!

hey handsome xx if they are going to be presented for display, i like presents, thats all im saying

*adds gift wrap to shopping list* "
cling film will do

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some excellent cock photos. My lips add that je ne sais quoi that can sometimes be missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

my cock pics are beautiful, mines very pretty

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

All joking aside though I do agree with the OP some of the cock pics on here do leave me wondering..ones with just the head shown and the bulk of the pic being a toilet bowl, and its surrounds, is a good example...just why?

Well taken cock shots can be just as alluring as well taken pics of the female form...but just a cock does nothing for me and I'm only glad my inbox isn't bombarded with them daily!! (And no that's not an invite!!).

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I was thinking of decorating mine with baubles, fairy lights and tinsel to make it look like a Xmas tree if that would help ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used super zoom lens to enlarge mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking of decorating mine with baubles, fairy lights and tinsel to make it look like a Xmas tree if that would help ?"

Baubles you say?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I did see an awesome action shot pic the other day, cum artfully spraying up. I was very impressed.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I was thinking of decorating mine with baubles, fairy lights and tinsel to make it look like a Xmas tree if that would help ?

Baubles you say? "

And a sprig of mistletoe on top so I can ask the ladies if they want to kiss under the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking of decorating mine with baubles, fairy lights and tinsel to make it look like a Xmas tree if that would help ?

Baubles you say?

And a sprig of mistletoe on top so I can ask the ladies if they want to kiss under the mistletoe "

I am looking forward to this year's Christmas pics...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used super zoom lens to enlarge mine "

Do you have smallish hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to have a peek

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"

why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

maybe they think that look is appealing to us ladies

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I see a lot of pics of strangulated cocks. Soooo unsexy!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I see a lot of pics of strangulated cocks. Soooo unsexy! "

Strangulated by what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.

Just balancing things out. Yin/yang.

Start your own thread then.., hijacker "

I don't start threads. I try to end them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.

Just balancing things out. Yin/yang.

I'm off to glitter mine up right now."

Send me a pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

maybe they think that look is appealing to us ladies "

Hanging over the toilet bowl like a lemming about to launch itself off a cliff? Nah lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just take a pic. Take it or leave it. It's for all to see.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I see a lot of pics of strangulated cocks. Soooo unsexy!

Strangulated by what? "

Their hand seems to be favourite today. What's with the ?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Will this do

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I see a lot of pics of strangulated cocks. Soooo unsexy!

Strangulated by what?

Their hand seems to be favourite today. What's with the ?"

Just to response to the lol wouldn't mine strangulated by yours

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Some woman need a fanny pic master class.

Just balancing things out. Yin/yang.

I'm off to glitter mine up right now.

Send me a pic? "

After last time?

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

Lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Anyway it's not how it looks it's how it functions

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures. "

Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're welcome..

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Will this do "

Actually, that's quite a good one! Black and white filters seem to really suit cock pics and the contrast between the darker, fat cock and the crisp, rumpled white sheets is lovely.

Yeah, it'll do!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"briefly showing mine from my private setting"

That's the kind I prefer - the turn on to me is an attractive man in a state of arousal, not a dismembered member!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.

Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective. "

You don't want much do you?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Will this do

Actually, that's quite a good one! Black and white filters seem to really suit cock pics and the contrast between the darker, fat cock and the crisp, rumpled white sheets is lovely.

Yeah, it'll do!"

Just changed it to this one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"You're welcome.."

Do the fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's mine looking ladies, feel free to be brutally honest or lie to make me feel good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men have such aesthetically pleasing willies, I just want to put a little hat on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have a little willy, but my helmets massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look at Matt's cock on my profile, it's one fine looking penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

If you don't like what you see don't look at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some men have such aesthetically pleasing willies, I just want to put a little hat on them! "

I've met some really handsome ones in my time

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i think the women should all put their strap-on's as profile pics..see how all you guys like it seeing nothing but 'the appendage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deleted mine today. Make room for other pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a look at Matt's cock on my profile, it's one fine looking penis "

Agreed...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"i think the women should all put their strap-on's as profile pics..see how all you guys like it seeing nothing but 'the appendage. "

I actually quieted like seeing women with strapons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then maybe we should have a Camel toe class too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deleted mine today. Make room for other pics "

Oh God... it's Lycra! Bloody hell, I've come over all peculiar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some men have such aesthetically pleasing willies, I just want to put a little hat on them!

I've met some really handsome ones in my time "

How does mine look Ruby

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Some men have such aesthetically pleasing willies, I just want to put a little hat on them!

I've met some really handsome ones in my time "

Oh yes, there are some delightful willies around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some men have such aesthetically pleasing willies, I just want to put a little hat on them!

I've met some really handsome ones in my time "

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I need a good photographer,any offers?

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By *icketyClitWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I enjoy most views of cock is that bad? Lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well my current one will have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deleted mine today. Make room for other pics

Oh God... it's Lycra! Bloody hell, I've come over all peculiar! "

Is that what you're calling me now?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i think the women should all put their strap-on's as profile pics..see how all you guys like it seeing nothing but 'the appendage.

I actually quieted like seeing women with strapons

"
day after day with no boobies or bums? i think youd grow bored

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.

Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective.

You don't want much do you?"

I want it all treacle!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I enjoy most views of cock is that bad? Lol "

Not at all, feel free to view mine

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 12/11/16 19:20:05]

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.

Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective.

You don't want much do you?

I want it all treacle! "

You want me to cover the the treacle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to show mine in its 3 stages ( tongue in cheek )...soft...

Medium hard.....fully hard

Don't know if that's a good or bad thing....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

If you don't like what you see don't look at them"

I take it you don't get sent cock pics attached to your messages?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"i think the women should all put their strap-on's as profile pics..see how all you guys like it seeing nothing but 'the appendage.

I actually quieted like seeing women with strapons

day after day with no boobies or bums? i think youd grow bored"

Hmmm point taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta"

Well I like my classic sky remote pic?? Any comments from the ladies???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Well I like my classic sky remote pic?? Any comments from the ladies???"

Is that one of those miniature remotes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the basis of this thread I'm glad I don't get my cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of them are truly terrible...

lets face is gents, why on earth would us ladies want to engage with something that is either wrinkly and flaccid or reaching towards the light in a weird toadstool kind of way

either make them look appealing or don't post them ta

Well I like my classic sky remote pic?? Any comments from the ladies???

Is that one of those miniature remotes? "

Got shrunk in the wash x

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Next photo challenge needs to be a creative cock one

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The best way to present your penis is hands by your side standing slightly sideways facing and let the penis dangle free. A nice close up picture of the bell is nice too but make sure there's no smegma on it.

I also like a flaccid penis picture with turtle neck pulled all the way up.

I like a crying penis with a tiny drop of pre cum on the end but not fussed on full on spunk pictures.

Haha, you love precisely the kind that I hate!!! I like a full torso with at least a semi for a true sense of perspective.

You don't want much do you?

I want it all treacle!

You want me to cover the the treacle? "

Cover me in treacle and lick it all off maybe.........

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