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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's accidentally made you laugh during sex?

I was with my guy today, and due to the way our bodies moved together and the air flow between us, whenever we moved a farting sound occurred... he kept on doing it until I was almost crying with laughter

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yeah, it's usually the noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I start talking about video games and she's pretending really hard that it's not happening

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yeah, it's usually the noises"

There was *one time* with a crazeee woman I used to know - the kinda gal who went to a Swiss finishing school but dances barefoot on broken glass, one of those - who in the throws of passion yelled:

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me 'till I fart!"

Which I thought so funny I lost my stiffie and had to stop for a bit.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I was having sex on two single beds and I fell down inbetween them with her peering down at me laughing her head off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, it's usually the noises

There was *one time* with a crazeee woman I used to know - the kinda gal who went to a Swiss finishing school but dances barefoot on broken glass, one of those - who in the throws of passion yelled:

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me 'till I fart!"

Which I thought so funny I lost my stiffie and had to stop for a bit.

"Fuck me till I fart" is definitely a new one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was having sex on two single beds and I fell down inbetween them with her peering down at me laughing her head off

Twin rooms suck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once threw a tampon across a room.

It stuck to the wall

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I was having sex on two single beds and I fell down inbetween them with her peering down at me laughing her head off

Twin rooms suck!"

That wasn't her name

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a gentlemen friend who was 6ft 4 and about 19stone, i had my knees on his chest and has i came i kicked him and he shot of the bed across the room and i was like go me. Fell of the bed once got trapped under the radiator. Loads of stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And I was interrupted by my mum's cat once... I turned round and she was sat by the door eyeballing us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep done the body motion fart sounds and fallen between two beds! Of course the other cause no-one's mentioned yet is pets perving or joining in! One of my cats loves to rub against us and purr exceedingly loudly! Most women find this hilarious!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Dog licked my ex's arse while he was inside me. Never seen him jump so fast. Looking back I wish the dog had bitten him but hey-ho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep onto a session my partner, who adores oral mistook my sounds and lifted her head at the wrong moment and got a nose full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog licked my ex's arse while he was inside me. Never seen him jump so fast. Looking back I wish the dog had bitten him but hey-ho.

Haha oh god actually in stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest times have been the photo outtakes.

We so need an outtakes Avatar challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The funniest times have been the photo outtakes.

We so need an outtakes Avatar challenge

Would you include the photo involving your bollocks and your epilator? Not quite an outtake but it'd amuse me slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funniest times have been the photo outtakes.

We so need an outtakes Avatar challenge

Would you include the photo involving your bollocks and your epilator? Not quite an outtake but it'd amuse me slightly

Oh, I've got better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's accidentally made you laugh during sex?

Oh God I'd be too embarrassed to even say my funniest lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I wasn't present for this, but apparently an ex's dog used to mimic what she(!) had seen me doing previously.

Put another way - my ex woke in the night being dry humped by a mongrel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The funniest times have been the photo outtakes.

We so need an outtakes Avatar challenge

Would you include the photo involving your bollocks and your epilator? Not quite an outtake but it'd amuse me slightly

Oh, I've got better

Tell me! You can't tease like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog licked my ex's arse while he was inside me. Never seen him jump so fast. Looking back I wish the dog had bitten him but hey-ho.

My (now) ex and I were visiting my parents and took advantage of empty house for a bit of impromptu fun. As we both caught our breath we heard a lapping sound and the dog had come into my bedroom unnoticed and was licking the cum off my ex's leg from me wanking him off

Funny now but at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please keep them coming this is hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funniest times have been the photo outtakes.

We so need an outtakes Avatar challenge

Bagsy mr floppy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My cats are shut out when i have visitors but jay bent me over the dining room chair for a quicky and as he was on the vinegar stroke a cat jumped on my back and just sat there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, it's usually the noises

There was *one time* with a crazeee woman I used to know - the kinda gal who went to a Swiss finishing school but dances barefoot on broken glass, one of those - who in the throws of passion yelled:

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me 'till I fart!"

Which I thought so funny I lost my stiffie and had to stop for a bit.

Fantastic. I actually GOL'd (guffawed out loud - older folks text speak).

I got really bad cramp once and begain shouting through my lexicon of expletives and superlatives. She said 'I told you I was a good f***' As I rolled off onto the floor with one leg pointing skywards. Oh, how we larfed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with my boyfriend at the time, we'd only been together a few weeks..he was giving me oral and a I orgasmed I accidently trumped at the same time!

I couldn't stop laughing..he just looked at me deadpan and said "really?"!!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Dog licked my ex's arse while he was inside me. Never seen him jump so fast. Looking back I wish the dog had bitten him but hey-ho.

Funny now but at the time

Omg hahahaaaaaaa

Bloody canines, you can't look them in the eye for days after these incidents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gf had brought her cat when she came to visit.

During some sensuous foreplay as I was giving my hands and fingers a breather she whispered ohhh yes feels fabulous

The cat had joined us and it's very furry tail was swishing gently between my gfs bum cheeks

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"My cats are shut out when i have visitors but jay bent me over the dining room chair for a quicky and as he was on the vinegar stroke a cat jumped on my back and just sat there"
which one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at a gf's house and her flatmates were out so we settled down in front of a roaring log fire

Lights were out, things got heatedh on the heart but unfortunately just before I came there was as spark from the log on the fire and it landed on the back of my thigh

Added a spark but not what was needed at that time

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"My cats are shut out when i have visitors but jay bent me over the dining room chair for a quicky and as he was on the vinegar stroke a cat jumped on my back and just sat therewhich one "

How many backs can she have???

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"My cats are shut out when i have visitors but jay bent me over the dining room chair for a quicky and as he was on the vinegar stroke a cat jumped on my back and just sat therewhich one

How many backs can she have???"
i meant cat

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

A couple of years ago I was being videoed with a girlfriend. We'd just got to the scene where I was pulling her panties down. I looked at them and said (on video)... "Angel, you've got your panties on back to front". (They were rather small panties, but usually Hand Wash Only isn't at the front)

After a few minutes of hysterics we recovered with a glass of wine and did the scene again. She was awfully good with a strapon.

Janet xxxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My cats are shut out when i have visitors but jay bent me over the dining room chair for a quicky and as he was on the vinegar stroke a cat jumped on my back and just sat therewhich one "
its when sugars brother was alive spice,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm in the throes of a threesome I can sometimes say things without thinking how they sound . Tonight's was to Mr - ' you're like the bloody dentist . Always asking me questions when my mouth is full '

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The other week i just jumped on jays face when he wasnt expecting it and nearly broke his nose and same week i squashed a friends bollocks

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"My cats are shut out when i have visitors but jay bent me over the dining room chair for a quicky and as he was on the vinegar stroke a cat jumped on my back and just sat therewhich one its when sugars brother was alive spice, "
surpized it wasnt liitle miss noisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As boy I remember returning home with Mum one Sunday afternoon to learn Dad had spent the entire morning watching a couple of foxes copulating on our lawn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other week i just jumped on jays face when he wasnt expecting it and nearly broke his nose and same week i squashed a friends bollocks

Not with those stillettos I hope!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The other week i just jumped on jays face when he wasnt expecting it and nearly broke his nose and same week i squashed a friends bollocks

Not with those stillettos I hope!

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ha! Anyone who "knows" me isnt stupid enough to allow me near them in heels

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By *ezzelsMan
over a year ago

cheshire and north wales

Normally the lass starts laughing when I drop my trousers..never understood why....hanging onnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help needed can anyone look at my pics my freind she says they dnt do me any justice opinions please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was having sex on two single beds and I fell down inbetween them with her peering down at me laughing her head off

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Done this. Curse of the twin room.

Also the mid-orgasm trumpetting. Somewhat mortified but we both fell about giggling.

Once, during a particularly memorable oral, I announced that I was about to cum.

She was a little slow to react and as she started to pull my cock out, the first splodge went in her mouth AND up her nose AND in her eye...

Then, as the direction of my cock changed, the second splodge rocketed in my direction - going in my mouth AND up my nose AND in my eye!

We both lay there, laughing, squinting and snorting cum - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me literally cumming inside my gf as her mum came in to give us tea (I wish I was making it up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my ex asked me to talk dirty to her (I'm really rubbish at it!)n I called her "my filthy little fuck pig" which caused her to actually snort (a bit like a pig!) with laughter,in turn making me burst out laughing n we had to stop for a few minutes while she made me promise never to try talking dirty to her again n we regained our composure!

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Hangover sex with an ex: Fell asleep face first in her muff during proceedings.

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Definitely farting. Having had bowel surgery any bending movement causes me to fart but I love doggy. How do you pre warn a guy that you will fart, especially when you've only just met him

In the middle of shagging and his mate walks in with a cup of tea for us all, sits down and starts a conversation with us

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By *red1972Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

When was younger I was with a girl who was up for anything, once. Then if she liked it we would add it to our routines. I tossed her salad one night and that was a hit. Fast forward a few nights, I was tongue deep in her rear when she had to fart, she didn't warn me. She farted, causing her to open wide, my tongue went in, she closed again and then I went to retract my tongue, for a brief second it was securely stuck. I pulled out she felt the pull shifted her weight down and out popped my tongue with an actual "pop" sound. We laughed so hard that we have up on anything for the rest of that night.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I've had the "unexpected arrival of a pet" situation.

Started renting a room in a house where the landlord actually lived. He had a cool dog.

One Saturday night, he was away and I got "lucky". Brought this woman back and was mid-thrust when I felt a cold, wet sensation up my starfish.

For a split second I thought it was all part of the fun, then I realised it was the dog having a good old "nose around".

I was weak with laughter, but slightly sad it wasn't the human touch Not easy to carry on with a Labrador gazing quizzically at you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funniest times have been the photo outtakes.

We so need an outtakes Avatar challenge

Bagsy mr floppy "

Don't see that requested on Fab often!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

There have been a few. Queefing is never not funny, for example. But the one that sticks in my head is a fairly intense BDSM session where the regular squeeze was being wonderfully stern and evil in exactly the way I like with me, went to unzip the PVC catsuit I had on at the business end so to speak and realised that like an idiot I had left my knickers on underneath it. Or the time the battery ran out on a video camera when I was tied to a bed with a ball gag in and I had to kind of mumble and use my head to gesture to the other person in the room how to change it like the world's worst game of charades. Photo outtakes have been particularly hilarious as well.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

A couple spring to mind , one involving a leather ball divider that as I was trying to fit everything in it was mentioned that it looked " like a ferrets muzzle " that was the end of that for a good few minutes while we chuckled and a lingerie purchase that when it was being put on we realised that the attached suspended legs of the bodysuit had been sewn on wrong and it would've needed a contortionist to wear it with the legs in the correct position

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Dog licked my ex's arse while he was inside me. Never seen him jump so fast. Looking back I wish the dog had bitten him but hey-ho.

This actually just made me laugh out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's accidentally made you laugh during sex?

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definitely the farting noises lol and when you can't hold one in when he's gone down on you

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"A couple spring to mind , one involving a leather ball divider that as I was trying to fit everything in it was mentioned that it looked " like a ferrets muzzle " that was the end of that for a good few minutes while we chuckled and a lingerie purchase that when it was being put on we realised that the attached suspended legs of the bodysuit had been sewn on wrong and it would've needed a contortionist to wear it with the legs in the correct position

The ferrets muzzle was the funniest thing ever

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I was in a sauna meny years ago there was a really lovely lady there naked wanting me to fuck her,me there with a rock hard dick,condom in hand but no way could I find how or why I could not put it on,there was a good mate with me at the time and we both bust out laughing at me,I don't know what the poor girl thought but it was so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of a great loving making session looking over to see our pet gecko staring at us, we thought it was a once off and had a giggle about it. But he watches every time! He is not there and turned the light off. Light is on needed to clean up, bam! There he is, little beady eyes agaist the glass watching. Dirty perv.

Farting in mr face, getting cought in covers when your just warming up then trying to kick them off falling out of bed.

I'm sure there is loads more that I have just blanked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pillow catching fire with a candle during mid session.

She smelt it before i noticed it!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Another funny thing comes to mind,I was giving a nice lady a good fucking she was face down legs together,I was going at it really well,I could hear a whistling?,she says just hang on a minute richard while I take my hearing aide out!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funniest times have been the photo outtakes.

We so need an outtakes Avatar challenge

Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funniest times have been the photo outtakes.

We so need an outtakes Avatar challenge

Would you include the photo involving your bollocks and your epilator? Not quite an outtake but it'd amuse me slightly

Oh, I've got better

Now you have to share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was being wanked by a good lady friend once when she looked me square in the eye and asked in a low seductive voice..."when are you going to cum.."...I looked up at the clock and asked.."what time exactly??"..doesn't sound that funny reading that back but we both dissolved into fits of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a club in silly but sexy stilettos, was walking across a room and the heel of my shoe got caught on a throw draped over a chair. I got tangled and fell, hitting my head off a wall and narrowly missing a bloke who was performing oral sex on a woman. If I'd hit him I would have literally pushed his head into her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine wasn't funny at the time but looking back now it is. While ex bf was on top of me doing it his phone rang so he reached over to get it when his arm came back it whacked me in the face so I ended up with a nose bleed, the blood was literally everywhere. There was no cumming for him that night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At a club in silly but sexy stilettos, was walking across a room and the heel of my shoe got caught on a throw draped over a chair. I got tangled and fell, hitting my head off a wall and narrowly missing a bloke who was performing oral sex on a woman. If I'd hit him I would have literally pushed his head into her

That sounds so funny and horrendous at the same time. Was your head OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fucking a gf on the arm of her sofa, there was an old upright piano to the side and with every thrust her foot would bang on the keys!

It was hilarious listening to us giving it some and this clang clang clang of the piano lol

We were in stitches after wondering if her neighbor heard the racket! lol

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I have had cats sit on a dresser watching me and ex wife with a look of "look your supposed to bite them on the scruff of neck and do the back paws thing.. Anyway feed me"

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By *idsnaughtygentMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Girlfriend at the times pet shi'zu dog sneaking onto the bed and licking my ass during missionary.

Never have I lost my erection so quickly in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog licked my ex's arse while he was inside me. Never seen him jump so fast. Looking back I wish the dog had bitten him but hey-ho.

Just had to check you weren't my ex. Had the very same thing happen to me. Talk about a passion killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's accidentally made you laugh during sex?

A couple of months ago we were having a mfm threesome on a Saturday afternoon, all great fun

We had been going on for sometime and I (Mr)had managed to hold back cumming despite being really turned on, eventually it got the better of me so I lay back on the bed and wanked while watching Jools getting a right good hard fucking.

This is not a brag but although I am not particularly well hung I can shoot my spunk some impressive distance when sufficiently turned on.

And this was such an occasion.

So laying wanking and as I came a huge wad of spunk shot about two feet in the air and landed right in my face and eye.

Giving myself a facial and pink eye.

We all pissed ourselves laughing.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Dog licked my ex's arse while he was inside me. Never seen him jump so fast. Looking back I wish the dog had bitten him but hey-ho.

Just had to check you weren't my ex. Had the very same thing happen to me. Talk about a passion killer

XX "

I hadn't pissed the bed for years until that point hahhahahahaaa

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