FabSwingers.com forum: Unexpected Turn-Offs

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You think you click with a new friend and the situation is right to get naked...

After nipping to the bathroom, you return to find your willing playmate already undressed and in bed. As the bed covers come back to invite you in..... what would you find the biggest turn off?

A) Pubic fuzz that has the density of Epping Forest and actually needs to be parted with a rake before oral is possible.

B) Pustules and boils that look ready to pop on various parts of their body.

C) Pubic shaving rash that resembles a teenager's acne-attack in full glory.

D) They still have their pants on and they appear to be stuck on by the dried stains.

E) (please add your own example)

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Discovering that the delectable Tracy is in fact a deviant Terrance and has a 9 inch cock.

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

dirty sheets

a bad smell

big granny pants

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

waiting for me in a man utd shirt

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

all of the above but exchange Man Utd shirt for a Hibs one

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

After all these years hubby announced the other night he doesnt like women with large feet...lol I dont him it was people like him that are responsible for poor little girls being foot bound and mutilated in China (ok I like to be dramatic). As I have size fives I couldnt get too heated on the subject but had to add personally, I like men with large feet......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some toilet roll hanging from the bum LOL!

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

"After all these years hubby announced the other night he doesnt like women with large feet...lol I dont him it was people like him that are responsible for poor little girls being foot bound and mutilated in China (ok I like to be dramatic). As I have size fives I couldnt get too heated on the subject but had to add personally, I like men with large feet......

im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet

**waves her size 4's in the air***

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet

**waves her size 4's in the air***"

mmmmmmmmmmm oh hell yeah babyyyy lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Skid marks have to be up there somewhere, no pun intended.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet

**waves her size 4's in the air***

mmmmmmmmmmm oh hell yeah babyyyy lol"

Size 4 here too

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

jeez all these size 4's this is turning out to be a GREAT afternoon

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I hate it when they bring their Gran with a camcorder without checking first.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I hate it when they bring their Gran with a camcorder without checking first.

it was my grandad!!!!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I hate it when they bring their Gran with a camcorder without checking first.

it was my grandad!!!!!!"

So they were his knees then?! Thank fuck for that!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

that's where the beef chow mein came in lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

2 stone boobs, one lying each side of the woman on the king sized bed.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cuts of the toes to my size 9 feet... haha

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

E) Noticing a kitchen devil paring knife duck taped to his penis as he says “Come to Freddie”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You think you click with a new friend and the situation is right to get naked...

After nipping to the bathroom, you return to find your willing playmate already undressed and in bed. As the bed covers come back to invite you in..... what would you find the biggest turn off?

A) Pubic fuzz that has the density of Epping Forest and actually needs to be parted with a rake before oral is possible.

B) Pustules and boils that look ready to pop on various parts of their body.

C) Pubic shaving rash that resembles a teenager's acne-attack in full glory.

D) They still have their pants on and they appear to be stuck on by the dried stains.

E) (please add your own example)"

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

A soft cock

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

A cock looking like a little button mushroom nestling in a dark forest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A soft cock

I quite like soft cocks...

Means they dont peck ya eyes out

seriously tho...i think they look like little one eyed moles....

sooooooo cute you just have to kiss um

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"A soft cock

Or any type of chicken!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Cuts of the toes to my size 9 feet... haha "

Oooo...hello matron! Not seen you before.

How about sandals with socks, crime against humanity that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spots, Green theeth and bad breath, Loads of hair on bits turn of for oral for me.. Not looking like thay have had a shower for a week , Grandads jumper on .... Bitten down nails, Smell of old beer and BO, Just some things i dont like.LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im with your hubby on this one the smaller the feet the better, dont have a foot fetish but i do like a set of cute wee feet

**waves her size 4's in the air***

mmmmmmmmmmm oh hell yeah babyyyy lol

Size 4 here too

size 2 to 21/2 here any advance on that lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

(E) Pubes shaved in the shape of a monkey or a banana.

So fucking patronising!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo and if under 5ft5 i am 5ft 10 and in heels really tall so it can look strange .. lol

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

im 5'5 do i pass the mark lol

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"(E) Pubes shaved in the shape of a monkey or a banana.

So fucking patronising!

What about shaved into the shape of a funky mononykus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bits of tissue in a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo I'm in with the small foot fetishers - I only have size 3

Any smell of sweat would put me off or strong smell of food on breath, ie garlic or curry

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"(E) Pubes shaved in the shape of a monkey or a banana.

So fucking patronising!

What about shaved into the shape of a funky mononykus?"

Stop it! stop it! stop it! I'm not hung like a mononykus

I'm more like a Ornithomimus, that's right baby

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"(E) Pubes shaved in the shape of a monkey or a banana.

So fucking patronising!

What about shaved into the shape of a funky mononykus?

Stop it! stop it! stop it! I'm not hung like a mononykus

I'm more like a Ornithomimus, that's right baby

Can I raptor your ultrasauros

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

never mind the ultrasaurus. need a bloody THEsaurus wi you pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuts of the toes to my size 9 feet... haha "

Cuts off toes, and slices off sides of my size 9 EEE feet!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"(E) Pubes shaved in the shape of a monkey or a banana.

So fucking patronising!

What about shaved into the shape of a funky mononykus?

Stop it! stop it! stop it! I'm not hung like a mononykus

I'm more like a Ornithomimus, that's right baby

Can I raptor your ultrasauros

I have had medical advice that if I do that again I will need stitches.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"never mind the ultrasaurus. need a bloody THEsaurus wi you pair

Bum bum! lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

.. so glad i never read this thred before i had lunch yak!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

oops, thread

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Skid marks have to be up there somewhere, no pun intended. "

How high up do you want them to be? Most people stop wiping before the top of their crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skid marks have to be up there somewhere, no pun intended.

How high up do you want them to be? Most people stop wiping before the top of their crack."

For heaven's sake Polo!

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By *im halpertMan
over a year ago

redditch

stale cigarette breath ....gagging at the thought ....

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Skid marks have to be up there somewhere, no pun intended.

How high up do you want them to be? Most people stop wiping before the top of their crack.

For heaven's sake Polo!

I had to ask.... it might be some sort of badger fetish and he's expecting the stripe to go all the way up their back.... over the top of their head and finish at their nose

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

that's extreme skidding

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