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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A ghost poop.

I know I had a poop.

I felt it.

I heard the splash as it hit the water.

The splashback made my back wet.

But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.

And no sign of Richard in the pond.

I'm sure I didn't dream it.

#poltergeist

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Hahaha....... I haven't taken my kiddies swimming yet

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have daily threads about the status of your shit? It really adds something to the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ghost poop.

I know I had a poop.

I felt it.

I heard the splash as it hit the water.

The splashback made my back wet.

But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.

And no sign of Richard in the pond.

I'm sure I didn't dream it.

#poltergeist "

Good man...sounds like you coiled one straight around the bend,,,,

Respect....high-five...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I call them Russian sub's, big, heavy crap that sink without a trace & your happy they've gone..

(No offence to Russian submariners on here)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha....... I haven't taken my kiddies swimming yet

xxxx Suzi"

Iv just been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha....... I haven't taken my kiddies swimming yet

xxxx Suzi

Iv just been

Swimming that is,not a poop

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"A ghost poop.

I know I had a poop.

I felt it.

I heard the splash as it hit the water.

The splashback made my back wet.

But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.

And no sign of Richard in the pond.

I'm sure I didn't dream it.

#poltergeist "

Mysterious , yet so satisfying

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Some thing's you know we should really keep to ourselves

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha....... I haven't taken my kiddies swimming yet

xxxx Suzi

Iv just been

Swimming that is,not a poop

xxxxxx Suzi

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I launched a submarine earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had my lunch and wished I haven't opened this thread

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"A ghost poop.

I know I had a poop.

I felt it.

I heard the splash as it hit the water.

The splashback made my back wet.

But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.

And no sign of Richard in the pond.

I'm sure I didn't dream it.

#poltergeist "

too mutch info lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Ah, the legendary angel poo

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Ah, the legendary angel poo

Mine are the Devil's work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand your specific type of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call them Russian sub's, big, heavy crap that sink without a trace & your happy they've gone..

(No offence to Russian submariners on here)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a teflon last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my lunch and wished I haven't opened this thread "

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand your specific type of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

"Can we have daily threads about the status of your shit? It really adds something to the forum"
true

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"I don't understand your specific type of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it

I literally have no words and yes I realise by saying that makes it a paradox before the smartasses here pick me up on it lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Can we have daily threads about the status of your shit? It really adds something to the forum"

I quite like the unashamedly shit nature of this thread. Maybe not daily though as rereading the OP has made me feel a bit sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao @ randomness of forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its proper name is a Scubadiver

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"I've just had my lunch and wished I haven't opened this thread "

I was actually in the middle of eating my lunch when I opened this thread, though for some strange reason I'm now taking a temporary rest from it ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have daily threads about the status of your shit? It really adds something to the forum"

If I had any idea where it went I'd be happy to comply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just had my lunch and wished I haven't opened this thread "

Apologies.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, the legendary angel poo

It's enough to put the willies up you......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't understand your specific type of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it

Some would say batshit crazy....

Honestly, I shit you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not a lunch time thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is not a lunch time thread

I've never been one for rules.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some thing's you know we should really keep to ourselves

Sharing is caring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.

I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.

I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight. "

Speak for yourself, lady. Not into sports or shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.

I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight. "

More chance of looking at me diet than looking at me poop.

I reckon it'll be hitting the coast in....

1.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ghost poop.

I know I had a poop.

I felt it.

I heard the splash as it hit the water.

The splashback made my back wet.

But when I did the audit there was no evidence on the paper trail.

And no sign of Richard in the pond.

I'm sure I didn't dream it.

#poltergeist "

I'm a massive fan of ghosties

of course Perdita doesn't poo at all, or trump apparently

Templar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.

I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight.

Speak for yourself, lady. Not into sports or shit. "

And I'm not a bloody man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are obsessed with sex,sport and poo. Not necessarily in that order.

I think you should be looking at your diet if your poo goes down like a lead weight.

Speak for yourself, lady. Not into sports or shit.

And I'm not a bloody man

But you do poop, yes?

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